[2024/04/14 14:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, so, Diane wants to join us :)
[2024/04/14 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, the website is... www.dungeons-and-kittens.com
[2024/04/14 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: got all the logs and rules there
[2024/04/14 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... you can be... fighter, cleric, mage, thief, dwarf, elf, halfling
[2024/04/14 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's real old school D&D :)
[2024/04/14 14:06] Diane: thief here!
[2024/04/14 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: BTW: thematic music may or may not be at: http://81.133.27.194:8000
[2024/04/14 14:15] Diane: lol, btw Jassie is asking if she can join, she also plays D&D
[2024/04/14 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, now's good, while we're sorting characters out :)
[2024/04/14 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: hiya Jassie, come grab a chair
[2024/04/14 14:18] Jassie: what edition is this on?
[2024/04/14 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Red and blue boxed set, circa 1974
[2024/04/14 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: we are, at the moment, mid adventure, our brave party have decended deeply into a goblin cave
[2024/04/14 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: I do believe a big showdown with the goblin king is indeed about to start
[2024/04/14 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: The mission right now? retrieve a stolen inn-keepers' sign.
[2024/04/14 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll let you know before you snuff it ;)
[2024/04/14 14:33] Kylie: I still think the snoring people we passed are sleeping on the sign
[2024/04/14 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me cracks knuckles and opens NCs and stuff
[2024/04/14 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, a big GGGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEEETTTTTIIIINNNGGGSSSS adventurers, some players get well thought out table tops to play on, you get an imaginary table top.
[2024/04/14 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: If I recall it right, you just got into the large cave of the goblin king... leaving a bunch of snoring piles of fur far behind.
[2024/04/14 14:39] Jack: We ombined out number the goblins, so we think
[2024/04/14 14:39] Jack: combined
[2024/04/14 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... the goblin king is there, with his two trusted bad guys... the tavern sign is propped up behind him against a stalagtite, or maybe a stalagmite... he is not happy to see you. "Either you go, or we kill all with big magic!" he shouts, waving at the tavern sign behind him.
[2024/04/14 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, as the DM is wont to say... what do you do?
[2024/04/14 14:42] Diane: slip into a shadow
[2024/04/14 14:42] Jack: Stand our ground without or reprisal
[2024/04/14 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, Jassie, Mecha?
[2024/04/14 14:42] Kylie: Oh there's the sign
[2024/04/14 14:43] Kylie: stand our ground
[2024/04/14 14:43] Jassie: get out my shield and warhammer, holding them up, ready
[2024/04/14 14:43] Mecha: I'm gonna look at him and shake my head."How about no."
[2024/04/14 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Indeed, a large pole with a big placard, a crude painting of a sun rising against a hill.
[2024/04/14 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... looks like we got Mecha, Kyle and Jassie ready to show fight?
[2024/04/14 14:44] Jack: Who posseses the magic? The goblin king, or his trusted bad goblins
[2024/04/14 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: He waved at the sign.
[2024/04/14 14:44] Diane: or does the king think the sign is magic?
[2024/04/14 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: I guess you're about to find out
[2024/04/14 14:45] Diane: pulling dagger and moving in shadows
[2024/04/14 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: The king and his two cronies advance, spreading out, ready to attack.
[2024/04/14 14:45] Mecha: Drawing the hammer
[2024/04/14 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who is going to do what?
[2024/04/14 14:46] Jassie: holds my shield up against one of his cronies and advances slowly towards it
[2024/04/14 14:46] Jack: I'll start the action, you ladies are fatr faste rthan I am if there is a need to escape
[2024/04/14 14:46] Diane: I'm going to move in shadows (attempt) dagger drawn and looking to get close to nearest for a back stab
[2024/04/14 14:46] Kylie: /me shoots an arrow at the sidekick
[2024/04/14 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblins can almost certainly see you clearly, Diane, they can see in darkness.
[2024/04/14 14:47] Diane: (well i did give up on the wis)
[2024/04/14 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: lol, true
[2024/04/14 14:47] Jassie: and as I get close enough, I'll use my shield to hit it and bash its head with my warhammer
[2024/04/14 14:47] Jack: Being that you ladies are faster than I am, perhaps I can fight all them and distract the king, one of you can gerab the sign
[2024/04/14 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: whats' Mecha doing?
[2024/04/14 14:49] Mecha: I look at Jack."You're going to fight them all?" before charging the chief Hammer ready to swing
[2024/04/14 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... combat begins!
[2024/04/14 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, roll d20 to see if you hit
[2024/04/14 14:49] Diane: now it's ON!
[2024/04/14 14:49] D20: Alicia Frakture rolls 20
[2024/04/14 14:49] Jassie: WOAH a crit
[2024/04/14 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: holy moly....
[2024/04/14 14:49] Diane: whooo hoo
[2024/04/14 14:50] D6: Alicia Frakture rolls 3
[2024/04/14 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha smacks one of the bad guys, and knocks him back. Despite the solid thump, he's still up and fightin'
[2024/04/14 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jack... you said you're going to fight them? Roll d20
[2024/04/14 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: and congrats to Mecha on actually hitting something this session ;)
[2024/04/14 14:52] Mecha: I know right?!
[2024/04/14 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jack?
[2024/04/14 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, meanwhile, Kylie was shooting an arrow... d20
[2024/04/14 14:52] Diane: wakey wakey, eggs and bac'ee
[2024/04/14 14:53] Jassie: oh dont make me hungry
[2024/04/14 14:53] D20: ChuckyE Baker rolls 16
[2024/04/14 14:53] Jassie: is online.
[2024/04/14 14:53] Diane: ohh , not bad
[2024/04/14 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now we're rolling good!
[2024/04/14 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6 for damage, Kylie
[2024/04/14 14:54] D6: ChuckyE Baker rolls 1
[2024/04/14 14:54] Jassie: oof
[2024/04/14 14:54] Diane: Dooh!
[2024/04/14 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: One of the goblins gets stuck with an arrow. He cries out in pain and rage, and keeps coming!
[2024/04/14 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie... you were attacking too? d20
[2024/04/14 14:54] D20: Jassie79 Resident rolls 11
[2024/04/14 14:55] Jassie: eww
[2024/04/14 14:55] Diane: i'm trying for a back stab, poorly i admit
[2024/04/14 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Eeeh... that's a miss... sorry.
[2024/04/14 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jack?
[2024/04/14 14:55] Jassie: unfortunate
[2024/04/14 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.. Diane, you're moving round the edge I take it, it's hard to say but the nearest goblin seems aware of you, although distracted by the arrow stuck in him
[2024/04/14 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyones' turn is up... goblins go next
[2024/04/14 14:56] Jack: want me to roll/
[2024/04/14 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes d20
[2024/04/14 14:56] D20: Jack8354 Resident rolls 14
[2024/04/14 14:57] Diane: Well Fuck this shit! Sheaths her dagger and draws her sword and goes for the goblin
[2024/04/14 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: the 14 hits... Jack, d6 for damage
[2024/04/14 14:58] D6: Jack8354 Resident rolls 1
[2024/04/14 14:58] Diane: ~OMG! we're all gonna die~
[2024/04/14 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you poked the goblin king... he's barely injured.
[2024/04/14 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: It was such a great start.
[2024/04/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin king swings at Mecha
[2024/04/14 14:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2024/04/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Miss.
[2024/04/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin leiutenants swing at Jassie and one charges at Kylie
[2024/04/14 14:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2024/04/14 14:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2024/04/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... they can't hit for shit
[2024/04/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to you :) Intentions?
[2024/04/14 15:00] Diane: i'll try not to fall on my sword
[2024/04/14 15:00] Jack: Anyone yet attempted to make a stab for the sign as I went in fighting first?
[2024/04/14 15:00] Diane: sword drawn attacking nearest, cursing up a storm
[2024/04/14 15:00] Jassie: well, with all my big armour and shield, I'm probably the most conspicuous
[2024/04/14 15:00] Mecha: Taking another hammer swing at the chief
[2024/04/14 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, Jack? What are you going to do?
[2024/04/14 15:01] Kylie: takes an arrow shot at the king
[2024/04/14 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: sounds like a good plan, but you got a goblin in front of you, Kylie
[2024/04/14 15:02] Jack: I am using whatever means I have at my disposal to fight off the king and his trusted men, so far it has been a fight and I am losing unfortunately
[2024/04/14 15:03] Jack: I hit them in the body and head every which way, but they aren't hurt by it,
[2024/04/14 15:03] Jassie: I will, push forward once more and go for a sideswipe with my warhammer trying to get rid of that Goblin in front of me
[2024/04/14 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie: still using bow, or going to use your sword instead?
[2024/04/14 15:03] Mecha: Jack can I make a suggestion?
[2024/04/14 15:04] Jack: My intent is to cause a wide enough distraction so perhaps one of the ladies can attempt to grab the sign
[2024/04/14 15:04] Kylie: my sword
[2024/04/14 15:05] Diane: already said i'm going in with sword, if i don't die next round i'll go for the sign
[2024/04/14 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Diane first, you get to make an attack or do something first
[2024/04/14 15:06] Diane: attacking
[2024/04/14 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, I assume the goblin nearest... d20
[2024/04/14 15:06] D20: Diane Yowman rolls 16
[2024/04/14 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: yus! Let's GO!
[2024/04/14 15:06] Diane: going for the jugular!
[2024/04/14 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6!
[2024/04/14 15:07] D6: Diane Yowman rolls 6
[2024/04/14 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Attacked from behind, the goblin doesn't even scream as the sword erupts from his chest. He goes down in a spray of blood!
[2024/04/14 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie... think you're attacking... d20
[2024/04/14 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: and good show, Diane :)
[2024/04/14 15:08] Diane: Fear the Fluffy!
[2024/04/14 15:08] Jassie: yup
[2024/04/14 15:08] D20: Jassie79 Resident rolls 16
[2024/04/14 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: and the d6 for damage
[2024/04/14 15:08] D6: Jassie79 Resident rolls 4
[2024/04/14 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: A good hit to the goblin king, who staggers and curses loudly, but is still up and fighting
[2024/04/14 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie... d20
[2024/04/14 15:10] Jack: Not gonna be able to keep up fighting all 3, although the goblin king got whacked
[2024/04/14 15:10] D20: ChuckyE Baker rolls 2
[2024/04/14 15:10] Kylie: boo
[2024/04/14 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ooooh.
[2024/04/14 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Too bad!
[2024/04/14 15:10] Jassie: oh no
[2024/04/14 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jack, are you attacking? d20 if so
[2024/04/14 15:12] D20: Jack8354 Resident rolls 8
[2024/04/14 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thats' a miss -.-
[2024/04/14 15:12] Jack: i'll continue to attack, but it is not looking good
[2024/04/14 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, you said you're attacking... d20 I think
[2024/04/14 15:12] D20: Alicia Frakture rolls 6
[2024/04/14 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: d'oh!
[2024/04/14 15:12] Jassie: mann
[2024/04/14 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Swing and a miss
[2024/04/14 15:13] Diane: ~sighs~
[2024/04/14 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone has had a go, goblins next, they still show fight.
[2024/04/14 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: King swings at Mecha
[2024/04/14 15:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2024/04/14 15:13] Diane: ~gasps~
[2024/04/14 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...this may hurt...
[2024/04/14 15:14] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2024/04/14 15:14] Diane: Whoo hoo
[2024/04/14 15:14] Jassie: luckkyy
[2024/04/14 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Or not. A thump from his club, and Mecha is merely somewhat bruised.
[2024/04/14 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Other one attacks Jack
[2024/04/14 15:14] Mecha: And majorly annoyed.
[2024/04/14 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2024/04/14 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Swing and a miss.
[2024/04/14 15:15] Diane: swing batter batter batter ...sawwwiiing batter
[2024/04/14 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, we got one downed goblin, no one is yet injured too badly
[2024/04/14 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: who's doing what?
[2024/04/14 15:15] Diane: Guess i'm going for the sign and hauling ass out
[2024/04/14 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a big heavy sign.
[2024/04/14 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: -may- need two...
[2024/04/14 15:16] Diane: ~sighs~ why me lord loki...why me?
[2024/04/14 15:16] Jassie: I will help Diane with it and give her cover as well
[2024/04/14 15:16] Jack: BRB my friends
[2024/04/14 15:16] Mecha: Gonna take another swing."Jack, help with the sign! I believe in you."
[2024/04/14 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: sure?
[2024/04/14 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Kylie?
[2024/04/14 15:17] Kylie: I am going to swing my sword at the goblen in front of me
[2024/04/14 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: alrighty...
[2024/04/14 15:17] Jack: Gonna be hard, I am fightingh a losing battle, hjow can I herlp
[2024/04/14 15:17] Jack: BRB
[2024/04/14 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, Mecha, you first! d20
[2024/04/14 15:17] D20: Alicia Frakture rolls 13
[2024/04/14 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: That hits.
[2024/04/14 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6 next
[2024/04/14 15:17] D6: Alicia Frakture rolls 6
[2024/04/14 15:18] Diane: yes
[2024/04/14 15:18] Jassie: nice
[2024/04/14 15:18] Mecha: Go and help get it out of here
[2024/04/14 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin king staggers aside, holds his head, and crumbles into a heap.
[2024/04/14 15:18] Diane: now we're talking
[2024/04/14 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane and Jassie start manhandling the sign. It is big and heavy.
[2024/04/14 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie? d20
[2024/04/14 15:18] D20: ChuckyE Baker rolls 20
[2024/04/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg
[2024/04/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: well done that girl! d6
[2024/04/14 15:19] Jassie: woo
[2024/04/14 15:19] Diane: ohh yeah
[2024/04/14 15:19] D6: ChuckyE Baker rolls 1
[2024/04/14 15:19] Diane: ~face palms~
[2024/04/14 15:19] Jassie: oh nooo
[2024/04/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: from the sublime to the ridiculuous... the goblin is barely grazed by that, but, he is already injured and just saw his king offed.
[2024/04/14 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "Wait! Wait! Me surrender, me want live!"
[2024/04/14 15:20] Diane: you wanna live?! carry that sign for me!
[2024/04/14 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "It too heavy! Take four boyz!"
[2024/04/14 15:21] Jassie: how many of the goblins are there left?
[2024/04/14 15:22] Diane: then you're useless, i say we cook him up for dinner!
[2024/04/14 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: One, who is trying his damnedest to not get killed now
[2024/04/14 15:22] Jassie: ahh lol
[2024/04/14 15:22] Mecha: I'm gonna go help with the sign as well. " Here's the deal. You are new chief for all the good it does.This sign and the area around it are now off limits unless for actual business of trade. Screw around and you stop being chief permanently. get me?"
[2024/04/14 15:23] Jassie: "I dont think goblin meat tastes that good though"
[2024/04/14 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin nods until you think his head is about to fall off. "Me chief, we no bother sign! Me got it!"
[2024/04/14 15:25] Mecha: Str : 18 so gonna start to drag the sign
[2024/04/14 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, I'd say so
[2024/04/14 15:25] Jassie: I'm helping with it as well
[2024/04/14 15:26] Diane: well if you all got it, i'll just supervise
[2024/04/14 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: So you're going to drag the sign back through the cave and out to the inn?
[2024/04/14 15:26] Jassie: that would likely be the plan I guess?
[2024/04/14 15:26] Mecha: Would prefer to carry it but will do what we can safely
[2024/04/14 15:26] Diane: hey king! you got any helpers to carry that sign?
[2024/04/14 15:26] Jack: back
[2024/04/14 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: just askin'...
[2024/04/14 15:27] Kylie: i will also help carry the sign
[2024/04/14 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, it's a long haul... pun intended... as you get back to the big cave with the snoring heaps scattered about. The sound of a sign being dragged wakes up the sleeping goblins - you see lots of eyes all around, blinking blearily
[2024/04/14 15:28] Diane: (where is the new king?)
[2024/04/14 15:28] Jack: I am wounded and beaten up pretty badly, can someone bandage me up if we are gonna make a run for it
[2024/04/14 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: The promoted goblin chief swaggers in front. "Boyz! Me king now, you do want me say! We leave sign alone."
[2024/04/14 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: And it's an uneventful haul of the sign back to the inn. The goblins don't seem inclined on causing any trouble, then again, losing their king would dampen anyones' spirits.
[2024/04/14 15:30] Jassie: haha
[2024/04/14 15:30] Jassie: well they have a new king of sorts now
[2024/04/14 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed
[2024/04/14 15:30] Diane: but can we get the goblin king to get his boys to carry this sign for us?
[2024/04/14 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: the older players may recall the inn was where you stayed en route to the main objective of your quest
[2024/04/14 15:31] Mecha: No I think it is just us doing it. They do not wanna mess with us.
[2024/04/14 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, it getting a bit late and I don't want to start something and break off too soon, I'd suggest leaving it there and picking it back up next week
[2024/04/14 15:32] Diane: i wasn't asking for volunteers, lol
[2024/04/14 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: the main quest being "Fetch a pouch of tobacco for the wizard". What could possibly go right :}
[2024/04/14 15:33] Diane: lighter then a sign
[2024/04/14 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed so
[2024/04/14 15:33] Diane: how did those lil fu''ers get it down here anyway?
[2024/04/14 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: did you both enjoy that? I know it was a bit short...
[2024/04/14 15:34] Diane: I enjoyed. my thievery is rusty but another mission where i didn't get a scratch so, win win
[2024/04/14 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed... old school D&D is... a bit elderly :0
[2024/04/14 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: but you're both very welcome to come join us any time
[2024/04/14 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: alright, I got to go...
[2024/04/14 15:43] Jassie: ok have a good rest