The Tobacco Hunt

[2024/03/17 13:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha was invited to the conversation.
[2024/03/17 13:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jack was invited to the conversation.
[2024/03/17 13:58] Jack: hello
[2024/03/17 13:58] Mecha: /me salutes
[2024/03/17 13:58] Kylie: hi
[2024/03/17 13:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll give it a few minutes... but, we'll need to start soon-ish
[2024/03/17 13:59] Kylie: Em appears away in discord too
[2024/03/17 13:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: it is what it is
[2024/03/17 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, quick recap... we managed to get to the wizard Wyatts' tower, we gave him his wand and the blue sphere.
[2024/03/17 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone (well, nearly...) gained a level.
[2024/03/17 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: The forces of Evil have been driven out of the city and Sonja y Ddraig Goch is -very- angry about this.
[2024/03/17 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap out of the way... GGGGrrrrreeeetings, Adventurers! Some players get awesome quests to retrieve lost artifacts... you get to bring a stick to an old man.
[2024/03/17 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wizard Wyatt looks closely at the blue ball. "Hmm. You say Astrid is trapped in here?"
[2024/03/17 14:11] Mecha: /me nods
[2024/03/17 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me waits for Mecha, or Jack.... or Kylie...
[2024/03/17 14:11] Mecha: Sounds weird but we saw it happen
[2024/03/17 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt: "Dear me, that is most irksome. I doubt Astrid will be much pleased about this."
[2024/03/17 14:11] Jack: /me it very well appears she is there
[2024/03/17 14:11] Kylie: Very weird indeed but they told me it was true
[2024/03/17 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt passes a hand across the blue ball and mutters a few words. POOF! it disappears, and there's Astrid, looking slightly disheveled.
[2024/03/17 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Astrid: "Well! I hope you see now that Sonja y Ddraig Goch needs to be dealt with."
[2024/03/17 14:14] Kylie: Perhaps we could just try to reason with her?
[2024/03/17 14:14] Mecha: Yeah, She seems like a problem
[2024/03/17 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt: "Of course, you'll need a plan... have you a plan?"
[2024/03/17 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Astrid: "I -suppose- you could try reasoning with her... although the last one to try that came back as a little charcoal biscuit."
[2024/03/17 14:15] Jack: me/ Spolitting up is not a option, as I tried doing our last mission, to get her out, we are gonna have to work together
[2024/03/17 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt: "You'll definitely want to work together, and have some sort of plan."
[2024/03/17 14:17] Mecha: okay, Someone needs to come up with a plan I'm more teh smash stuff type
[2024/03/17 14:17] Jack: me....Have we got any resistance fighters (gobllins and goons) to deal with ? let's first see that is not the case
[2024/03/17 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Astrid: "Maybe Wyatt can help with a plan?"
[2024/03/17 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt starts patting his robes. "First, I'll need a smoke, can't be wizarding without a ... Ah, no, damn goblins stole my tobacco pouch."
[2024/03/17 14:18] Kylie: So we could use mirrors and walk up to her lairs and surprise her
[2024/03/17 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt: "There -is- Granny Weatherwaxs' store "Puff 'n Stuff" about two hours north... if you get me some of her tobacco, I'm sure I can help you come up with a plan."
[2024/03/17 14:20] Kylie: I guess we should get started 2 hours is a long walk.
[2024/03/17 14:21] Mecha: /me nods."Sounds good. Maybe see what else she has as well."
[2024/03/17 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wyatt: "Head north out of the city, follow the road to the Rising Sun Inn, they'll direct you from there."
[2024/03/17 14:22] Jack: /me I am onboard , let's get up there and get the goodies
[2024/03/17 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... so, a nice little stroll it is!
[2024/03/17 14:22] Mecha: So, off we go
[2024/03/17 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's early afternoon when you leave the city; and it's early evening with the sun getting ready to set as you reach the Rising Sun Inn. Its' a large barn-like building with big windows, two stories high, a small stable out the back for horses - and a stump of a post, clearly recently hacked down outside.
[2024/03/17 14:24] Jack: "get up there and back before dark"
[2024/03/17 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: What do you plan doing?
[2024/03/17 14:25] Mecha: Figure head in and see if we can find this... Granny Weatherwax
[2024/03/17 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: All agreed?
[2024/03/17 14:26] Jack: Yes
[2024/03/17 14:26] Kylie: yes
[2024/03/17 14:27] Jack: "Anyone of you know anything about the Granny Weatherwax"
[2024/03/17 14:27] Kylie: nope
[2024/03/17 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... going in the main door, you see a large hall, much like any other inn, with various characters all drinking from tankards. The guy behind the counter, a large jolly man, booms out, "Well met, travellers! Come on in, what'll you all be having?"
[2024/03/17 14:27] Kylie: I very big stout
[2024/03/17 14:28] Mecha: We are looking fro a Granny Weatherwax... but wouldn't say no to food.
[2024/03/17 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: The barkeeper nods, and looks to Mecha. "Food? We got green grankit, fancy a plate?"
[2024/03/17 14:29] Jack: "large stout for me as well"
[2024/03/17 14:29] Mecha: Never heard of it but sure.
[2024/03/17 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: That'll be six coppers, friends!
[2024/03/17 14:30] Mecha: Tosses a gold to cover everyone and then tips a silver from the change
[2024/03/17 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: The barkeeper shouts an order over his shoulder, starts calculating change and pours two stouts into tankards
[2024/03/17 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: 8sp 4cp I make it
[2024/03/17 14:32] Jack: "sounds appetizing, i will have a plate also
[2024/03/17 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: As he pours out the stouts, the barkeeper says, "We had a most bizarre thing happen the other night."
[2024/03/17 14:33] Kylie: Oh do tell us more barkeep
[2024/03/17 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Barkeep: "The other night, I woke up hearing small, fell creatures outside chittering and chattering. I went back to sleep, and in the morning saw that our sign had been stolen! It is strange that foul creatures would come to raid, and only steal our sign, no? Perhaps... if you see it on your travels, you might return it to us?"
[2024/03/17 14:34] Jack: "What did these creatures look like, or was it too dark?"
[2024/03/17 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: The barkeeper shrugs. "Small dark creatures, friend."
[2024/03/17 14:36] Mecha: If we see the sign we will do what we can
[2024/03/17 14:37] Jack: "They could be midgets for all we know"
[2024/03/17 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: should be easy to find, it's a bloody big sign, they'd have left a trail anyone can follow, surely
[2024/03/17 14:38] Kylie: I'm sure we can try to return your sign
[2024/03/17 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Barkeeper: "Excellent! If you promise to go find the sign tomorrow, I can let you stay tonight, on the house. It's getting late, after all."
[2024/03/17 14:39] Kylie: Do you think that Watt can last until morning without his smokes?
[2024/03/17 14:40] Jack: "Barkeeper has a point, it is getting late"
[2024/03/17 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Probably. I'm sure he's got sunflower seeds or something.
[2024/03/17 14:41] Mecha: He is gonna be a grumpy wizard by tomorrow but we can do this.
[2024/03/17 14:42] Kylie: Okay lets stay the night
[2024/03/17 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed. Best not go out late at night if you can avoid it. Okay... night falls... you get to rest... and it's early next morning.
[2024/03/17 14:43] Mecha: Next morning we are off to follow the trail
[2024/03/17 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: In the clear light of day - you can indeed easily see the trail of a sign dragged away. It looks like it goes into some hills off the road a ways.
[2024/03/17 14:45] Jack: "I'd say that's the way we should go, are you all in?"
[2024/03/17 14:45] Kylie: Let's go to the hills and get the leprecon, or midget fraternaty kids or whatever
[2024/03/17 14:46] Mecha: /me nods. "Sooner we find it, sooner we find this Weatherwax, sooner we get thetobacco back
[2024/03/17 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: The trail leads to the hills, alright... there's a small cliff... and someone can roll a d4 for me
[2024/03/17 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: At the cliff, there's what looks like an eroded, weathered stone doorway, with a large pair of obviously broken wooden doors ajar. You can see two goblins wandering about, clearly squinting in the sunshine.
[2024/03/17 14:49] Kylie: Lets attach the goblins
[2024/03/17 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: How?
[2024/03/17 14:49] Kylie: with my short bow
[2024/03/17 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Jack?
[2024/03/17 14:49] Jack: Two of them, you say? this time we out number them
[2024/03/17 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's all you can see, yes.
[2024/03/17 14:50] Mecha: Also all we see is two what about any on the other side of the doors
[2024/03/17 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: The doors are in the way.
[2024/03/17 14:50] Jack: Let's sit tight until we know gfor sure how many there are
[2024/03/17 14:50] Mecha: That's what this one is saying We don't know so there could be a whole lot more than two*
[2024/03/17 14:50] Kylie: The first villans in any quest is usually the easiest ones
[2024/03/17 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me smirks. Tell Sonja y Ddraig Goch that. You met her first!
[2024/03/17 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, so... what you decided on?
[2024/03/17 14:52] Jack: We are gonna go in, take the chance
[2024/03/17 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, Mecha?
[2024/03/17 14:53] Mecha: I'm gonna follow their lead
[2024/03/17 14:53] Kylie: i think we should
[2024/03/17 14:54] Kylie: stays behind Jack with her short bow drawn
[2024/03/17 14:54] Jack: Gotta take the first two out quick, watch for the others
[2024/03/17 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... so... for clarity, you're walking towards the goblins?
[2024/03/17 14:55] Kylie: yes
[2024/03/17 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: you sure?
[2024/03/17 14:55] Jack: towards them on te defensive, we know or assume there are others, let's make short work of these 2
[2024/03/17 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... you walk towards the goblins, after a moment they see you! "Humans!" "Attack them!" They start scrabbling at a pouches by their sides.
[2024/03/17 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what you intend doing?
[2024/03/17 14:57] Kylie: shoots my shortbow at them
[2024/03/17 14:57] Jack: We decided ot go after them, or we just retreat and get out, we came this far
[2024/03/17 14:57] Mecha: Kick a bunch of dirt in their faces
[2024/03/17 14:57] Mecha: Going for an attempt to blind them
[2024/03/17 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, clarity, what is Jack doing?
[2024/03/17 14:59] Jack: Running as hard as i can at them to take them out, I take one, you ladies get the other
[2024/03/17 14:59] Jack: Gotta do it quick
[2024/03/17 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: I assume going with your sword?
[2024/03/17 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, roll initiative! D20, highest goes first.
[2024/03/17 15:00] Mecha: *Accidentally rolled a d10*
[2024/03/17 15:01] Jack: Going in with he swors is out best option
[2024/03/17 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Mecha first, kicking up some dust... d20
[2024/03/17 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: You kick the ground, and kick a few stones. Not much else happens.
[2024/03/17 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jack, d20 to attack with your sword
[2024/03/17 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: bloody hell... nat 20...
[2024/03/17 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6, why not!
[2024/03/17 15:02] Jack: d6 me/
[2024/03/17 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep
[2024/03/17 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: You ram your sword literally right through a goblin. He's dead, with barely a gasp!
[2024/03/17 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, d20
[2024/03/17 15:04] Jack: Let's get the other one
[2024/03/17 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's the little purple box on the table
[2024/03/17 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie?
[2024/03/17 15:07] Kylie: Shakes it
[2024/03/17 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: left click on it
[2024/03/17 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: You nock an arrow, let it loose, and hit a tree thirty feet behind the goblin.
[2024/03/17 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin pulls out a rock and flings it at Jack - misses
[2024/03/17 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2024/03/17 15:09] Jack: We need to either run for it or fight these goblins off
[2024/03/17 15:09] Kylie: lets fight them
[2024/03/17 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: you outnumber the sod 3-1
[2024/03/17 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? What do you do?
[2024/03/17 15:10] Mecha: I have not had a chance to draw the hammer so just going for a solid punch
[2024/03/17 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/03/17 15:10] Jack: let's take this goblin down and get out of here
[2024/03/17 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: You punch the goblin. The goblin is knocked out.
[2024/03/17 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what do you do, the fight is over.
[2024/03/17 15:12] Jack: We go fast and get back as quick as we can, it is 2 hours no ttime to waste
[2024/03/17 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, Mecha?
[2024/03/17 15:13] Mecha: We need to tie this one up before we go in
[2024/03/17 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: If only you had rope.
[2024/03/17 15:14] Jack: I saw some ropeout behind the barn
[2024/03/17 15:15] Mecha: And how far was the walk from the barn?
[2024/03/17 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The barn is quite a hike away now.
[2024/03/17 15:15] Jack: strike that from the script
[2024/03/17 15:16] Mecha: okay I have an idea
[2024/03/17 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay?
[2024/03/17 15:16] Mecha: I'm gonna strip him down to his pants and only his pants
[2024/03/17 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....aaaaanddd...?
[2024/03/17 15:17] Mecha: then smack him a few times to wake him up while pressing him hard to the cliff
[2024/03/17 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I got to see where this is going... the goblin starts hollering and squawking
[2024/03/17 15:18] Jack: Hit him hard
[2024/03/17 15:18] Mecha: Not yet
[2024/03/17 15:19] Mecha: Get nose to nose with the goblin."Stop moving or I hold you still while they play with you."
[2024/03/17 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....this is starting to get worrying...
[2024/03/17 15:20] Mecha: Now, where is the sign and how many more are in the cave."
[2024/03/17 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "Sign? What sign? How many sign???"
[2024/03/17 15:22] Mecha: How many signs did you guys take?
[2024/03/17 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "What this? No sign!"
[2024/03/17 15:22] Jack: "he knows all too well the sign, do not believe what he says"
[2024/03/17 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "Me not know what you mean!"
[2024/03/17 15:25] Jack: "We don't we put the fear of god into him and make him talk?"
[2024/03/17 15:25] Kylie: /me makes big genstures, "it was a big inn sight"
[2024/03/17 15:25] Mecha: Okay, what have you and your friends been doing the past couple nights?
[2024/03/17 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "Big sign in what? Friends? Me guard cave! Eat rat, sleep, guard cave!"
[2024/03/17 15:27] Mecha: how many are in the cave?
[2024/03/17 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin blinks and squawks. "Many!"
[2024/03/17 15:28] Jack: BRB folks
[2024/03/17 15:28] Mecha: Here's the deal. YOu believe I could squash your head or my friends could do worse, right?
[2024/03/17 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin squawks fearfully
[2024/03/17 15:30] Mecha: Here is what's going to happen. You are going to run away as far and as fast as you can. You will get your pants and your shirt and that's it. Do you understand?
[2024/03/17 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin tries to nod and shake his head at once.
[2024/03/17 15:31] Mecha: I'm going to kick his rock bag away and set him down."Grab your shirt and run... NOW!
[2024/03/17 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin squawks and runs into the trees.
[2024/03/17 15:33] Kylie: that was easy
[2024/03/17 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: goblins will goblin
[2024/03/17 15:33] Mecha: /me draws her hammer."This part was."
[2024/03/17 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed... what do you do next?
[2024/03/17 15:36] Mecha: When Jack returns I say we head into the cave.*
[2024/03/17 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh-kay...
[2024/03/17 15:37] Jack: back
[2024/03/17 15:37] Jack: had to tak esome medication
[2024/03/17 15:37] Mecha: *nods*
[2024/03/17 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: you look into the doorway, and see what looks like a medium sized chamber, full of rotten furniture and odds and ends. Numerous rats scurry about; you just make out an entrance further back, shrouded in darkness.
[2024/03/17 15:39] Jack: "This isn't what I anticpated, but gotta make the best of it"
[2024/03/17 15:39] Mecha: Move carefully, we don't know what traps might be around
[2024/03/17 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm almost afraid to ask what you anticipated...
[2024/03/17 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: The cave is rather dark. You might want to consider how you're going to see.
[2024/03/17 15:41] Mecha: traps and a small tribe of goblins
[2024/03/17 15:41] Jack: Making light will just expose us
[2024/03/17 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: it will, but blundering about in a cave in darkness could prove fatal
[2024/03/17 15:42] Jack: Feel our way around, rtake it slow
[2024/03/17 15:43] Kylie: i agree
[2024/03/17 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're sure about that?
[2024/03/17 15:44] Kylie: yes
[2024/03/17 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... what are you going to do, exactly?
[2024/03/17 15:46] Mecha: I'm following them as they move. is there any light source so it is not total darkness?
[2024/03/17 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... let's hold... Mecha has to go, and we're "short numbered" right now. We'll leave it to next week for you to think long and hard about exploring caves with hostile creatures in them in pitch darkness :)
[2024/03/17 15:48] Kylie: Okay
[2024/03/17 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: bit of luck next week we got Priscylla and emily :)