[2026/07/26 14:29] Jassie: yesh sorryy im late
[2026/07/26 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: not half as late as your character is
[2026/07/26 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me cracks knuckles and checks sheets
[2026/07/26 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie I never got your chosen spells?
[2026/07/26 14:31] Jassie: ah ish ok, everyone gonna die anyways
[2026/07/26 14:31] Jassie: oh i didnt send
[2026/07/26 14:31] Jassie: woops
[2026/07/26 14:31] Jassie: sending now
[2026/07/26 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... the Story So Far: you're at Milton, a town on the southern bank of the Thames Estuary. There's a big swamp to the East, where the kobold forces appear to be searching for *something*
[2026/07/26 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: you may want to find it first
[2026/07/26 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're rested, got your hit points and Joe appears to have been eaten by a grue.
[2026/07/26 14:36] Sapphire: Joe's inedible, we'll find him in the moat next week
[2026/07/26 14:36] Mecha: Las t time the citizens said they could sneak us out of town.
[2026/07/26 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap out of the way GGGGGRRRRREEEETTTTIIINNNGGGSSSSS Adventurers! Other players get clean fights, you get to wade through a swamp.
[2026/07/26 14:36] Sapphire: Any particular travel gear for traversing a swamp the locals recommend?
[2026/07/26 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: What are you going to do?
[2026/07/26 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Good question, Sapphire. They have no particular answer.
[2026/07/26 14:37] Jassie: wellies
[2026/07/26 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Enquiries tend to get funny looks and mutters of "not going near that accursed place."
[2026/07/26 14:38] Sapphire: "What sort of curse is upon the swamp?"
[2026/07/26 14:39] Mecha: Talia shakes her head."All right smart money says refill water skins, and then get moving. Since they are under siege I doubt they have any rations they can spare."
[2026/07/26 14:39] Jassie: can i get wellies
[2026/07/26 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: (shifty look): "Not saying it's -cursed-... not saying it ain't, either... we just don't go there, and nothing wierd happens."
[2026/07/26 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sure, Jassie, if you can find vulcanized rubber in the area
[2026/07/26 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Water is probably a -very- good idea, Mecha
[2026/07/26 14:40] Jassie: hahaha
[2026/07/26 14:40] Jassie: some food too
[2026/07/26 14:40] Jassie: and maybe something to help with wading through the water
[2026/07/26 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got some
[2026/07/26 14:41] Sapphire: "If nothing weird happens how come you don't go there?" she asks dryly, for in a few hours nothing she does will be able to be done dryly.
[2026/07/26 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Villager: "Because if we goes there.... wierd things might happen. So we don't go, see? And nothing rips our faces off."
[2026/07/26 14:43] Sapphire: "So, we should be on the look out for face ripping? Or perhaps lead the enemy kobolds into them?"
[2026/07/26 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Villager: "Aye, lassie, sounds like a good plan."
[2026/07/26 14:44] Sapphire: "What signs should I look out for?"
[2026/07/26 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Is there anything in particular you want to get hold of before you go?
[2026/07/26 14:44] Jassie: " and is there something that might help with wading through the low water?"
[2026/07/26 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nothing that I know of, Jassie.
[2026/07/26 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/07/26 14:44] Jassie: oh well.. maybe better armour?
[2026/07/26 14:45] Jassie: if i can afford
[2026/07/26 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: good question
[2026/07/26 14:46] Mecha: Talia is in the process of getting water and preparing."Come on we got stuff to kill and I'm in a bad mood."
[2026/07/26 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Banded or Plate Mail might be better
[2026/07/26 14:46] Jassie: yes how much would either cost?
[2026/07/26 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Banded Mail: 200 gold. Plate Mail: 600 gold.
[2026/07/26 14:48] Sapphire: what are the weights on those, if we're heading into soft ground?
[2026/07/26 14:48] Jassie: actually super good question
[2026/07/26 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, plate mail is heavier, and you're paying a premium for the extra armour.
[2026/07/26 14:48] Jassie: well i barely have enough for plate
[2026/07/26 14:48] Jassie: so banded it is
[2026/07/26 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: the chain mail will get you back 25 gold
[2026/07/26 14:49] Jassie: take 200 gold then
[2026/07/26 14:49] Jassie: ok
[2026/07/26 14:49] Jassie: so 175
[2026/07/26 14:49] Jassie: and what else do i need to adjust?
[2026/07/26 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: AC reduced to 4.
[2026/07/26 14:50] Jassie: ok
[2026/07/26 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? You can easily afford either
[2026/07/26 14:50] Sapphire: i think, i would like to upgrade to real knives from the looted ones i have
[2026/07/26 14:51] Sapphire: how much for a six set of decent throwing knives?
[2026/07/26 14:51] Mecha: Mecha is good right now for armor
[2026/07/26 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Daggers cost 2gp each
[2026/07/26 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: you sure?
[2026/07/26 14:52] Mecha: Yep regeneration and chain mail. She is good
[2026/07/26 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you already have 6 daggers
[2026/07/26 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, so, shall we press the fast forward button?
[2026/07/26 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me hopes Mecha doesn't run into any wraiths
[2026/07/26 14:53] Sapphire: mostly so they're *proper* daggers that won't chip and shatter on me
[2026/07/26 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: as far as I know, they are
[2026/07/26 14:54] Sapphire: honestly hard to have too many daggers when you throw them
[2026/07/26 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's limits to how many you can carry
[2026/07/26 14:54] Sapphire: is 12 above my limit?
[2026/07/26 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Where are you going to keep them?
[2026/07/26 14:56] Sapphire: strapped to my arms and legs and hips and maybe some at my lower back
[2026/07/26 14:56] Jassie: lol, this is like Firion
[2026/07/26 14:56] Sapphire: i guess that is only conviently six when i'm supposed to be casting
[2026/07/26 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... so every time you make a DEX check or cast a spell you'll be taking 6D4 damage
[2026/07/26 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you're fine with that... we'll go with it
[2026/07/26 14:57] Sapphire: that's too much damage for me to do it
[2026/07/26 14:58] Sapphire: they have *any* spells by chance?
[2026/07/26 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... so, either revise the dagger storage idea, or, stick with the rather generous twelve
[2026/07/26 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're looking for a mage in a war zone to convince to allow him to share a part of his knowledge with you? I'm not sure that's going to be as easy, or as quick, as you think
[2026/07/26 15:00] Sapphire: i'll ask around to find if he even exists, but won't delay heading out
[2026/07/26 15:00] Sapphire: or her i spose
[2026/07/26 15:00] Mecha: Talia knows what she is getting health potions.
[2026/07/26 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... roll INT, and roll D6
[2026/07/26 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Where are you getting them from?
[2026/07/26 15:01] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/07/26 15:01] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:02] Mecha: Anyone who might have them to sell.
[2026/07/26 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: After four hours of discreet questioning, you learn that there's the black wizard Thargon, who has a small tower just outside the settlement. However he's not been seen in a while; he's rumoured to have headed out west, to some land beyond the sea. Then again, he may also be besieged by kobolds.
[2026/07/26 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: The villagers don't have any healing potions for sale.
[2026/07/26 15:04] Sapphire: the tower of a black wizard in an apparently cursed swamp.... fascinating
[2026/07/26 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: the tower isn't in the swamp.
[2026/07/26 15:04] Jassie: lol hahaha
[2026/07/26 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... ready to move on?
[2026/07/26 15:05] Sapphire: ok, so not on the way to our mission then
[2026/07/26 15:06] Mecha: Yep
[2026/07/26 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: someone roll a D6
[2026/07/26 15:06] Jassie: i should be fine for now
[2026/07/26 15:06] D6: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:07] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:07] Jassie: unless there's super amazing magical items haha
[2026/07/26 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you head down the bank of the river, the land gets more... soggy. And a wider area is getting soggier too, you start to think you're walking into the rumoured mudpits of the lower dimensions. But it surely can't go on forever... can it?
[2026/07/26 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! D6
[2026/07/26 15:08] D6: Jassie rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:08] Sapphire: Looking for signs of these kobolds or anything else.... weird out here
[2026/07/26 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oooh a 1.
[2026/07/26 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia finds the ground... rather more soggy. She's starting to sink.
[2026/07/26 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: Roll 2D20, we go with the highest roll. STR check at disadvantage.
[2026/07/26 15:10] D20: Mecha rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:10] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Pfft. What kind of swamp is this? Talia easily pulls her feet out of the quicksand.
[2026/07/26 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: And ten minutes later.... Oh, why not Mecha: roll a D6 to see what happens next
[2026/07/26 15:11] D6: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh no *GIGGLES*
[2026/07/26 15:12] Sapphire: curious what this swamp smells like. more like pure mud or are there a bunch of flowering plants?
[2026/07/26 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: A shambling humanoid shape composed of rotting vegetation comes lurching out from a bunch of bushes. It doesn't seem friendly, as far as you can tell, but, maybe it's just going to hug you.
[2026/07/26 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: More like dead fish, crap, and rotting vegetation.
[2026/07/26 15:13] Jassie: a sewer?
[2026/07/26 15:13] Mecha: okay we're fighting Swamp thing. Got it
[2026/07/26 15:13] Jassie: /me looks at the shape lumbering out, and preps her hammer and shield
[2026/07/26 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Initiative!
[2026/07/26 15:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/07/26 15:14] Jassie: "friend or foe?" I just say out instinctively
[2026/07/26 15:14] Jassie: oh nvm
[2026/07/26 15:14] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/07/26 15:14] D20: Jassie rolls 10
[2026/07/26 15:14] Sapphire: "We're here for the dragons minions, not anything of yours, local."
[2026/07/26 15:14] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2026/07/26 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie first! It doesn't seem interested in answering. Did it even hear you?
[2026/07/26 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, what you gonna do?
[2026/07/26 15:17] Jassie: sighs, well i guess i shall just cast faerie firearound it.
[2026/07/26 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: You all now have +1 to hit it.
[2026/07/26 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: it doesn't seem pleased at the magical light around it; it lurches to Jassie and swings two wild punches at her
[2026/07/26 15:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/07/26 15:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, this is going to hurt.
[2026/07/26 15:19] Jassie: uh oh
[2026/07/26 15:19] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:19] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: 5 damage, roll 2D10
[2026/07/26 15:21] D10: Jassie rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:21] D10: Jassie rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh no... you just got a concussion. INT and WIS reduced by 2
[2026/07/26 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh dear.
[2026/07/26 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! You're next. What do you do?
[2026/07/26 15:23] Jassie: bloody hell
[2026/07/26 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: coulda been worse, Jassie
[2026/07/26 15:23] Jassie: (question what can i do to recover from that?)
[2026/07/26 15:24] Sapphire: This tanglevine monster just concussed a team mate! I'm going to back up and weave an Ice Missile spell into it
[2026/07/26 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: You'll need powerful healing, or, wait a week
[2026/07/26 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia casts Ice Missile! Basically magic missiles of cold.
[2026/07/26 15:25] Sapphire: meep?
[2026/07/26 15:25] Sapphire: you mean Emily?
[2026/07/26 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll... how many missiles?
[2026/07/26 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me blinks
[2026/07/26 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, no, no, no no no no, no no, no..... well... yeah
[2026/07/26 15:26] Sapphire: we're level 8 now, yeah?
[2026/07/26 15:26] Sapphire: I think that's.... four missiles?
[2026/07/26 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think you get four bolts?
[2026/07/26 15:26] Mecha: *Talia tries to do that and auto fails, hoping Emily can get it to work.*
[2026/07/26 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 4x (1d4+1)
[2026/07/26 15:26] Sapphire: level 9 actually, but maybe it's level 10 the extra missile clicks on
[2026/07/26 15:26] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:26] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:26] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:26] D4: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:27] Sapphire: and if it were 5 missiles...
[2026/07/26 15:27] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: five missiles
[2026/07/26 15:27] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Saving throw failed; it takes half damage.
[2026/07/26 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: I make it 18 damage, reduced to 9
[2026/07/26 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thalia! What you doing?
[2026/07/26 15:29] Mecha: Green cat sword time."
[2026/07/26 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll attack...
[2026/07/26 15:29] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2026/07/26 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Easy hit. Roll damage
[2026/07/26 15:29] D8: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7 damage
[2026/07/26 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: reduced to 4
[2026/07/26 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: back to our concussed cleric
[2026/07/26 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's Jassie going to do?
[2026/07/26 15:32] Jassie: getting hit by that thing, I growl, before putting out my hammer and casting a produce flame, maybe i could burn it up
[2026/07/26 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you're producing flame and flinging it at it? Roll attack I believe
[2026/07/26 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll need 15+ to hit
[2026/07/26 15:34] Jassie: hoo
[2026/07/26 15:34] D20: Jassie rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:34] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2026/07/26 15:34] Jassie: fuck
[2026/07/26 15:34] Sapphire: /me pauses, rereads. Question
[2026/07/26 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pauses
[2026/07/26 15:34] Sapphire:
[15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Saving throw failed; it takes half damage.
[2026/07/26 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes?
[2026/07/26 15:34] Sapphire: it takes half damage for -failing- the saving throw?
[2026/07/26 15:35] Sapphire: does that imply it would have immunity on a success?
[2026/07/26 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: as opposed to no damage? Yes.
[2026/07/26 15:35] Sapphire: it resists ice.... ? hmmm
[2026/07/26 15:35] Sapphire: unexpected
[2026/07/26 15:35] Sapphire: \proceed
[2026/07/26 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: expect the unexpected
[2026/07/26 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: it lunges at Talia, swinging fists wildly
[2026/07/26 15:36] Jassie: spell doesnt say anything bout having to roll hit, but oh well
[2026/07/26 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: Per PHB: The caster is capable of hurling the magical flame as a missile, with a range of 40 yards (considered short range).
[2026/07/26 15:37] Jassie: right
[2026/07/26 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, a 7+ will hit Talia
[2026/07/26 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/07/26 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/07/26 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/07/26 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: this is going to be -bad-...
[2026/07/26 15:37] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/07/26 15:37] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:37] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:37] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: 15 damage
[2026/07/26 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: It grapples Talia and pulls her into it's mass, and Talia starts to suffocate!
[2026/07/26 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, roll 2D4
[2026/07/26 15:38] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:38] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: You've 8 rounds to escape death by suffocation.
[2026/07/26 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/07/26 15:39] Sapphire: Emily pulls a pair of daggers out and starts trying to help cut Talia out.
[2026/07/26 15:39] Sapphire: since it's immune to... most of my spell list, hmm
[2026/07/26 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're attacking with a dagger?
[2026/07/26 15:40] Sapphire: it's the closest thing to a sharp object i have
[2026/07/26 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: you need to roll a 17 to hit; a 1 will be bad. Roll D20
[2026/07/26 15:42] Sapphire: oh dearl
[2026/07/26 15:42] Sapphire: welp
[2026/07/26 15:42] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[2026/07/26 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: You swipe, but, it moves aside quickly
[2026/07/26 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: you are being suffocated. You may want to try to break free.
[2026/07/26 15:43] Mecha: that is the plan. Going to try to break free by trying to rip this thing in half
[2026/07/26 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll STR
[2026/07/26 15:43] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:44] Mecha: Since it's a strength check and not an attack a 1 is good right?
[2026/07/26 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: You break free with ease, and inflict 3 damage in the process
[2026/07/26 15:44] Mecha: Woot!
[2026/07/26 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes, otherwise you'd just break free
[2026/07/26 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me is a nice DM like that
[2026/07/26 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: back to start... Jassie?
[2026/07/26 15:45] Jassie: raises my hand and calls forth another flame and slings it, try again!
[2026/07/26 15:46] Jassie: got 8 tries hehe
[2026/07/26 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: what was it again.... 15+ to hit... roll D20
[2026/07/26 15:46] D20: Jassie rolls 7
[2026/07/26 15:46] Jassie: wow....
[2026/07/26 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: It nimbly dodges aside!
[2026/07/26 15:46] Jassie: i think your dice is really cursed
[2026/07/26 15:46] Jassie: lol
[2026/07/26 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: It roars in fury and lunges at Talia again
[2026/07/26 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7+ will hit
[2026/07/26 15:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/07/26 15:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/07/26 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2026/07/26 15:47] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:47] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/07/26 15:47] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:47] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: 17 damage
[2026/07/26 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia: you are down to half hit points.
[2026/07/26 15:48] Mecha: yep
[2026/07/26 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're also grappled... roll 2D4
[2026/07/26 15:48] D4: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:48] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7 rounds before you suffocate....
[2026/07/26 15:49] Mecha: oh FFS
[2026/07/26 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: thems the breaks
[2026/07/26 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/07/26 15:49] Jassie: sigh this thing will kill us before anything
[2026/07/26 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphires' got this.
[2026/07/26 15:50] Sapphire: I do have a cast of classic Magic Missile I'm gonna try to get this vine thing clear
[2026/07/26 15:51] Sapphire: hoping that's only an ice resist and not a raw magic resist
[2026/07/26 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 5x (1d4+1)
[2026/07/26 15:51] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/07/26 15:51] D4: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:51] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:51] D4: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:51] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/07/26 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: 15 damage, I make it
[2026/07/26 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: It looks badly injured now.
[2026/07/26 15:52] Jassie: thank goodness
[2026/07/26 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! You want to try breaking free again?
[2026/07/26 15:52] Mecha: Yep, second verse sam as the first.
[2026/07/26 15:52] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/07/26 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: you break free, at least.
[2026/07/26 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round
[2026/07/26 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha regenerates 3hp
[2026/07/26 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie?
[2026/07/26 15:54] Jassie: can i get up close just as talia breaks free to blast at point blank
[2026/07/26 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're assumed to be up close as it is, since it cracked your skull earlier
[2026/07/26 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: 15+ to hit
[2026/07/26 15:55] Jassie: sigh, thought would get a bonus
[2026/07/26 15:55] D20: Jassie rolls 9
[2026/07/26 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: the gods love a trier
[2026/07/26 15:56] Jassie: i give up
[2026/07/26 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: but I'm merely a DM :-)
[2026/07/26 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: It attacks Emily next!
[2026/07/26 15:56] Sapphire: Aaaaah!
[2026/07/26 15:56] Sapphire: She flails with her daggers in panic
[2026/07/26 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: a 2+ will hit...
[2026/07/26 15:57] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/07/26 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2026/07/26 15:57] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/07/26 15:57] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/07/26 15:57] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/07/26 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: 11 damage for Emily
[2026/07/26 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: that was the luckiest thing I ever did see
[2026/07/26 15:57] Jassie: i think its time to blast myself instead
[2026/07/26 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: How you going to remonstrate?
[2026/07/26 15:58] Sapphire: i wonder
[2026/07/26 15:58] Sapphire: are either of my party members currently grappled by the vines?
[2026/07/26 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: No
[2026/07/26 15:59] Sapphire: Let's try a Freeze Person on the monster... it might be damage immune, but can it get through a solid block of ice?
[2026/07/26 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's interesting.
[2026/07/26 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: valid target
[2026/07/26 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: save -3 penalty
[2026/07/26 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/07/26 16:00] Sapphire: um
[2026/07/26 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: had to be 16+
[2026/07/26 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's held for 18 rounds now.
[2026/07/26 16:01] Sapphire: "Ha! That should hold it a while now."
[2026/07/26 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what? Talia, are you going to attack it? Or are you going to leave it be and move on
[2026/07/26 16:02] Mecha: Talia so wants to attack it but smart money says get moving.
[2026/07/26 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're Leaving it in Peace?
[2026/07/26 16:03] Mecha: yeah
[2026/07/26 16:03] Mecha: Trying to leave it in pieces could cause problems
[2026/07/26 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay. Moving on!
[2026/07/26 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: maybe, maybe not
[2026/07/26 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: but certainly things can have consequences later
[2026/07/26 16:03] Sapphire: "Know that we have shown you mercy and would that you respond in kind," she says.
[2026/07/26 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: and I think we'll leave it there, Jassie has work, and so do I.... and you're still three turns from.... whatever happens when it happens
[2026/07/26 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now is that a Cliffhanger or is that a Cliffhanger ;-)
[2026/07/26 16:05] Jassie: produce a flame to blast myself in the face
[2026/07/26 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll D20
[2026/07/26 16:05] Mecha: that is a cliffhanger as Talia is spitting out pieces of bog bastard from her mouth.
[2026/07/26 16:05] Jassie: wow!
[2026/07/26 16:06] Sapphire: a Cliffhanger? in a swamp?
[2026/07/26 16:06] Jassie: ok lets just see if i can roll today
[2026/07/26 16:06] Sapphire: must be a sinkhole
[2026/07/26 16:06] Jassie: im not doing it
[2026/07/26 16:06] D20: Jassie rolls 20
[2026/07/26 16:06] Jassie: wow...
[2026/07/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: 16:05] Jassie: produce a flame to blast myself in the face
[2026/07/26 16:06] Jassie: now it rolls
[2026/07/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: You set your hair on fire, and suffer....
[2026/07/26 16:06] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/07/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: 8 damage.
[2026/07/26 16:07] Jassie: guess im bald now then
[2026/07/26 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Well, enjoy! Laters, taters! :-D
[2026/07/26 16:07] Mecha: Good night Mistress
[2026/07/26 16:07] Jassie: i just kept missing
[2026/07/26 16:07] Jassie: so its what i deserve i guess
[2026/07/26 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes, it is :-D