[2026/04/24 13:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me cracks knuckles and summons up the inner demon, that is, DM
[2026/04/24 13:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: GGGGGggggrrrrreeeeeeeeetttttiingsss Adventurer, other players follow the Clues to a TPK, you request an extra one-on-one to ensure your deff.
[2026/04/24 13:50] Mecha: Talia steps away from camp with a shovel and what passes for bog roll."How do I tell them. How do I tell her kids she died and we couldn't stop it. She sets the bathroom supplies on the ground as those were just an excuse as she sits on a log."I would give anything to get you back."
[2026/04/24 13:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me won't comment on the apparant disrespect of mixing bathroom activities with grieving or duty dilemnas
[2026/04/24 13:52] Mecha: it's not a mix. She said she had to use the bathroom but is not using the bathroom. It was just an excuse to step away from camp.
[2026/04/24 13:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me does know! Otherwise that's RP to a surfeit
[2026/04/24 13:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, how are you going to do whatever it is you are going to do?
[2026/04/24 13:55] Mecha: Talia looks up at the heavens "I know I'm not a magician or wizard or whatever but we fucked with reality enough we had to catch someones attention. How do I cut a deal?" She has no spellcasting or summoning powers.
[2026/04/24 13:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me is pondering this... you have no divine favour... you have no spells... and clearly no knowledge of the proper rituals... but you -have- seriously fucked with reality and fate
[2026/04/24 13:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me thinks a WIS roll applies here.
[2026/04/24 13:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: A 10, just passes WIS (Used Google dice)
[2026/04/24 13:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: {A dark, rumbling chuckle} ....Oh, you survived...? My minions will deal with you. Or... I can always sacrifice another shell. {snickers}
[2026/04/24 14:02] Mecha: *It's Emberclaw isn't it.*
[2026/04/24 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: {dark rumbling chuckle} ...That barge went straight down... how long do you think that bitch held her breath for... {snickering}
[2026/04/24 14:07] Mecha: Talia growls, tears forming in her eyes."When I find you I'm going to go through every shell of yours and rip your lungs out."
[2026/04/24 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: {fading laughter}
[2026/04/24 14:12] Mecha: Talia sits on the ground."Not what I expected or wanted." Before crying to the heavens."Don't one of you fuckers want him dead as well?!"
[2026/04/24 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: WIS check: 5 rolled.
[2026/04/24 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: {faint cackle, then an old, scratchy voice} "What a rather horrid dragon. So nasty to the pretty ones' friend. I'm sure you'd have done something if you could."
[2026/04/24 14:17] Mecha: Killed him once gonna kill him again. but I have to tell her kids. I would give anything to have her back, alive. not alike a zombie or nothing Just like ten seconds before she drowned here or at least safe." She sighs."Those kids have been through hell, they don't deserve losing their mom."
[2026/04/24 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} The poor kids, poor little mites, not nice for them to be orphans
[2026/04/24 14:21] Mecha: Who am I speaking with, if I may ask."
[2026/04/24 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice, cackles} Oh, no one particularly powerful, at all... certainly not a mighty power like any big bad dragons.
[2026/04/24 14:24] Mecha: I sigh as I look around."As someone who has bitch smacked and killed a dragon, certain ones are not that impressive." I say before I speak up."Is there a way to bring her back?"
[2026/04/24 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Oh my... you do seem like a big strong warrior indeed... oh my... you must be the pretty ones' friend."
[2026/04/24 14:27] Mecha: I nod."I have my moments. I would have risked my life to try and save her but that captain had to pull me out fo the water."
[2026/04/24 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Well he saved your life... you'd only have died, and then where would the pretty one be...?"
[2026/04/24 14:31] Mecha: "But I would have at least been able to try. She has done so much for my friends and I that I feel like I failed her on so many levels
[2026/04/24 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Well, dearie... she was so sure you'd rescue her... so terrible, her being a mommy and all..."
[2026/04/24 14:33] Mecha: Talia is about to tear up again."How do I get her back. I'm open to ideas, and other things."
[2026/04/24 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Well, dearie... that IS a question, isn't it... how DO you get her back..."
[2026/04/24 14:37] Mecha: Talia sighs."Look, angel, demon, or deity if you have an offer or idea I'm willing to listen."
[2026/04/24 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Oh, you young 'uns... always in such a rush. And I told you, I'm no great Power... why, I wouldn't hurt a fly."
[2026/04/24 14:40] Mecha: Talia pauses."Not asking about hurting a fly, I'm talking about bringing a being back from the dead. I mean I hear Clerics do it all the time.""
[2026/04/24 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Why yes, yes they do... I suppose we could make a deal... but it'll cost you..."
[2026/04/24 14:43] Mecha: I look around still not seeing the source of the voice."I'm listening."
[2026/04/24 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Well. My deals aren't cheap... nothing worthwhile ever is, is it... So you want the pretty one back. I'll require something before we make a deal."
[2026/04/24 14:46] Mecha: I sigh."Name it." Still looking around. trying to seem tough but mentally willing to do just about anything
[2026/04/24 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "First, a small service... a trifle, nothing more. Nothing big, at all... let me think now..."
[2026/04/24 14:50] Mecha: *From Mecha: Let me guess she wants Talias voice?*
[2026/04/24 14:50] Mecha: Talia nods and waits patiently.
[2026/04/24 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "Wll let me see now... you want the pretty one... as you say, back to life. But there's just too much goodness, sugar and spice... there needs to be some gritty reality. Tell your shining friend a lie… and make them believe it. And then, we'll make a deal."
[2026/04/24 14:57] Mecha: My shining friend? Gonna need more of a description than that." My friends kinda shine in different ways."
[2026/04/24 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratch voice} "Yes... your shiney friend... who sees -demons- everywhere..."
[2026/04/24 14:59] Mecha: I nod."Done and done."
[2026/04/24 15:00] Mecha: "but sugar and spice? I was ready to kill that bardic bitch only thing that stopped me was if I'm in jail I can't re-kill that damned Emberclaw."
[2026/04/24 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "The poor singer... so sad... so tragic, she thought she was doing the right thing... now, you tell your shiney friend a lie and make them believe it... and we'll make that deal."
[2026/04/24 15:06] Mecha: I can do that." She says as she thinks about various things she could lie about. *While Mecha sees that alignment change coming in the wind.*
[2026/04/24 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: {scratchy voice} "I'll be watching... and I'll be in touch when you do..."