[2026/04/05 14:39] Sapphire: hmmmmmm
[2026/04/05 14:40] Sapphire: and we still haven't tugged on Emily' bottle weakness yet
[2026/04/05 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: "yet".
[2026/04/05 14:41] Sapphire: i mean, to put all that effort to coming up with it, and then... just ignore it is...
[2026/04/05 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: you haven't glimpsed what Act II has .... "yet" :-)
[2026/04/05 14:42] Sapphire: like when we gave the bottle to Mecha's character, it was *not* my expectation for her to never ever try to order Emily around
[2026/04/05 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: no, wait, Act III heheheheheh
[2026/04/05 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: there he is
[2026/04/05 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, Act II is.... short.
[2026/04/05 14:45] Sapphire: huh
[2026/04/05 14:45] Mecha: pack mule not master of a genie
[2026/04/05 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Act III... yeah. Hold the complaints. You have NO idea what that is bringing
[2026/04/05 14:45] Sapphire: then... who's holding her bottle?
[2026/04/05 14:45] Joe: My apologies for being late, I have acceptable excuses if you want to hear it
[2026/04/05 14:45] Mecha: My character but is not acting like a Genies master
[2026/04/05 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: is it amusing?
[2026/04/05 14:46] Joe: no its depressing
[2026/04/05 14:46] Sapphire: D:
[2026/04/05 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me opens out NCs meanwhile
[2026/04/05 14:47] Joe: what did I miss?
[2026/04/05 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: nothing
[2026/04/05 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: we waited for you
[2026/04/05 14:48] Joe: I am so sorry
[2026/04/05 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: and your excuses *GIGGLES*
[2026/04/05 14:48] Joe: also, thank you all
[2026/04/05 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: but we can just start if you prefer
[2026/04/05 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: so.... last time... you made it to the Plane of Fire
[2026/04/05 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're on a ship made of stone, you've left the hold which was full of barrels
[2026/04/05 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: and on the deck, you faced a huge figure of fire at the ships' wheel
[2026/04/05 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: the ship sailing on a sea of fire, towards an island with a rock fortress and giant spiders fighting squads of kobolds
[2026/04/05 14:52] Sapphire: And we have a sense that we're looking for the... erm
[2026/04/05 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap out of the way.... GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTIIIINNNGGGGSSSS Adventurers! Other players sail on the seven seas, you are adrift in a river of fire, and none of you have a paddle
[2026/04/05 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: You are still looking for Power Gems (and the Daikatana)
[2026/04/05 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha.
[2026/04/05 14:55] Mecha: Well have we reached this island or are we currently just sailing towards it and is the captain trying to attack us?
[2026/04/05 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: The island appears to be.... roll perception
[2026/04/05 14:56] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2026/04/05 14:56] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/04/05 14:57] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/04/05 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Failed. No idea as to how long it'll take before you reach the island. As for the fire guy steering the ship... probably not the captain, usually, but, he's not wearing a badge
[2026/04/05 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Joe: you figure it'll be half an hour
[2026/04/05 14:58] Sapphire: Emily moves to walk up to the being of fire steering the ship. "Hello, if you have a moment?"
[2026/04/05 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: It glances down, with what appear to be flaming coals for eyes, but, it doesn't respond, as far as you can tell
[2026/04/05 14:59] Joe: I make cheese on toast with the loaves of bread and wheels of cheese I collected from someplace which I forgot to make a note of, for anyone who wants some and before the cheese melts by itself in this heat
[2026/04/05 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me chuckles
[2026/04/05 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: good move
[2026/04/05 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: at least you won't be hungry
[2026/04/05 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/04/05 15:00] Mecha: Talia watches the situation on the island because when we get there she wants to be prepared.
[2026/04/05 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobolds appear to be falling back into the fortress, leaving three heatscar spiders scuttling about in agitation
[2026/04/05 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/04/05 15:04] Sapphire: Do I recognize what Heaarscar spiders are able to do?
[2026/04/05 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2026/04/05 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll under 12
[2026/04/05 15:05] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/04/05 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: damn
[2026/04/05 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're not sure, but something tells you to be careful
[2026/04/05 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/04/05 15:06] Joe: When the toasties are done, i offer them to anyone who wants some
[2026/04/05 15:07] Sapphire: Sure
[2026/04/05 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: You all have time to nibble on them, but within a short amount of time, there's a THUMP as the ship beaches on the island.
[2026/04/05 15:07] Sapphire: "I imagine this is where we are meant to be?"
[2026/04/05 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: hopefully, all signs point to this.
[2026/04/05 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: all jumping off and onto the island?
[2026/04/05 15:09] Mecha: Talia watches for where the spiders are before jumping off.
[2026/04/05 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Approaching rapidly.
[2026/04/05 15:09] Sapphire: yep, moving to get off the ship. "thanks for the ride!" she waves to the helmsman.
[2026/04/05 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Whether your pilot is going to be happy at insectile warefare on board his vessel is currently known.
[2026/04/05 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll initiative!
[2026/04/05 15:10] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/04/05 15:10] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 15:11] Sapphire: .....
[2026/04/05 15:11] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2026/04/05 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire goes first!
[2026/04/05 15:12] Sapphire: are all three spiders within 20 feet of each other?
[2026/04/05 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh! I like where this is going :-)
[2026/04/05 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Let's say "yes"
[2026/04/05 15:14] Sapphire: She works her hands together, intoning mystic words to bring for the Ice Queens Magic, centering an Ice Ball spell around the trio of spiders.
[2026/04/05 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gravelly DM voice: "Are you sure?"
[2026/04/05 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gotta ask for Legal Reasons.
[2026/04/05 15:17] Sapphire: um, am i aware of a reason that would be a bad idea?
[2026/04/05 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me hears a "yes"
[2026/04/05 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: let's see... level seven... so it's a 7D6 ice ball... you point and manifest a ball of ice between three wee (eight foot tall) beasties
[2026/04/05 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: except... it's ice.... ie., water
[2026/04/05 15:18] Sapphire: perhaps soon to be steam
[2026/04/05 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: water boils at 100 C, or 212 in Freedom units
[2026/04/05 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: the water -instantly- flash boils, becoming 1,700 volumes of steam
[2026/04/05 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: making a -thunderous- 14D6 explosion
[2026/04/05 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll damage, Sapphire
[2026/04/05 15:19] Sapphire: /me cracks knuckles
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 15:19] Sapphire: halfway
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/04/05 15:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/04/05 15:20] Sapphire: 19 + 21
[2026/04/05 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, 40 damage
[2026/04/05 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: regardless of save: Heatscar spiders and a 20' bowl is blasted out of existance.
[2026/04/05 15:20] Sapphire: and beyond that bowl?
[2026/04/05 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's chips of hot rock and various organs and scraps of chitin sprayed out in all directions.
[2026/04/05 15:22] Sapphire: Emily stares at the devastation she's wrecked, then starts giggling madly
[2026/04/05 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, with my little welcoming party blasted to deff..... on to the fortress? There's a few portals that lead in, nearest will probably do.
[2026/04/05 15:23] Joe: onlooks in awe
[2026/04/05 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Physics applies, even on other planes. Hence DM "Are you Sure")
[2026/04/05 15:24] Sapphire: ( Sure, but you have to experiment to discover how the physics behaves! )
[2026/04/05 15:24] Sapphire: "Those horrors won't know what hit them," emily says, still giggling a bit.
[2026/04/05 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a stark, warped, jagged structure composed largely of smooth dark, reddish-brown blocks. There seem to be twisted tunnels and chambers, lit by flickering fire, leading in, with an overall impression of unsettling, primal beauty.
[2026/04/05 15:24] Mecha: Will be right back during Joes turn*
[2026/04/05 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Experiments are good. Just don't complain if Unexpected Results result)
[2026/04/05 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... moving in?
[2026/04/05 15:26] Sapphire: ( now i know, and i had a a couple theories in mind how it might react )
[2026/04/05 15:26] Joe: with battleaxe at the ready, cautiously moving in
[2026/04/05 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: good plan. As you look in, it clearly curves round to the left, then right again, stairs leading up.... and....
[2026/04/05 15:27] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3 pig-faced zombies standing there.
[2026/04/05 15:28] Sapphire: upright, or undead swing hogs?
[2026/04/05 15:28] Sapphire: swine*
[2026/04/05 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: upright, just standing there with an air of extreme boredom
[2026/04/05 15:30] Sapphire: Are they wearing glasses?
[2026/04/05 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....should they be??
[2026/04/05 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: no?
[2026/04/05 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Mecha?
[2026/04/05 15:31] Joe: Alleviate them of their boredom, and their lives. Attack!
[2026/04/05 15:31] D20: Joe rolls 19
[2026/04/05 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh well
[2026/04/05 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: peace was never an option, was it
[2026/04/05 15:32] Mecha: talia looks at Emily and Joe. "wanna try and talk or should we sneak, or just go murderhobo on them."
[2026/04/05 15:32] Mecha: never mind
[2026/04/05 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hit, roll damage
[2026/04/05 15:32] Joe: "Demons!"
[2026/04/05 15:32] D6: Joe rolls 4
[2026/04/05 15:32] Joe: D6+1 for 5 dmaage
[2026/04/05 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: It half squeals, half moans, and the three of them lunge forwards to attack!
[2026/04/05 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Mecha?
[2026/04/05 15:34] Mecha: Talia leans against a wall."You started this. you finish it."
[2026/04/05 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me chokes back laughter
[2026/04/05 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/04/05 15:36] Sapphire: say, is there any sort of loose objects around, barrels or rope or something to use to tangle up these zombies footing to make them fall over?
[2026/04/05 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly no, not on the stairs or where you can see
[2026/04/05 15:37] Sapphire: Darn, in the case... trying to use a thrown dagger to nail one of the zombies in the face.
[2026/04/05 15:37] Sapphire: conserving spells
[2026/04/05 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2026/04/05 15:37] D20: Sapphire rolls 16
[2026/04/05 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits, roll D4
[2026/04/05 15:38] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: One of the zombies, the one Joe hit, collapses and stops moving
[2026/04/05 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombies attack, one to Joe one to Emily
[2026/04/05 15:39] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/04/05 15:39] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/04/05 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Both hit.
[2026/04/05 15:40] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/04/05 15:40] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:40] Sapphire: "Ahhh!"
[2026/04/05 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: 5 damage to Joe, 3 damage to Emily
[2026/04/05 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe next!
[2026/04/05 15:40] Joe: Attack!
[2026/04/05 15:40] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/04/05 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 0, a good hit
[2026/04/05 15:41] Joe: yay!
[2026/04/05 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll again, 2 attacks this round
[2026/04/05 15:41] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2026/04/05 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 4, also hits
[2026/04/05 15:41] Joe: yay!
[2026/04/05 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2 lots of damage
[2026/04/05 15:41] D6: Joe rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:41] D6: Joe rolls 5
[2026/04/05 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another collapses, squealing and moaning before lying still
[2026/04/05 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily?
[2026/04/05 15:42] Sapphire: Daggering the one on me through the chin!
[2026/04/05 15:42] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was a nice try
[2026/04/05 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombie attacks Emily
[2026/04/05 15:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/04/05 15:43] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/04/05 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Punched hard! Emily is now badly injured.
[2026/04/05 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to Joe
[2026/04/05 15:44] Joe: Standing between Emily and the last pig zombie, and attacking it with the battleaxe
[2026/04/05 15:44] D20: Joe rolls 15
[2026/04/05 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit, roll damage
[2026/04/05 15:44] D6: Joe rolls 6
[2026/04/05 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...battleaxe does D8
[2026/04/05 15:45] Joe: no it does d6+1
[2026/04/05 15:45] Joe: i have a footmans flail which does d8
[2026/04/05 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Battle Axe - THACO 14, DMG 1d8+1
[2026/04/05 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: no, footmans flail does 1d6+1
[2026/04/05 15:45] Joe: whispers: updates my character sheet
[2026/04/05 15:45] Joe: Can I keep the roll of 6+1?
[2026/04/05 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Battle axe 5 gp 7 M S 7 1d8 1d8
[2026/04/05 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Footman's flail 15 gp 15 M B 7 1d6+1 2d4
[2026/04/05 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me knows her shizz
[2026/04/05 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll the D8 and see
[2026/04/05 15:46] Joe: i have it backwards
[2026/04/05 15:46] Joe: yay
[2026/04/05 15:46] D8: Joe rolls 2
[2026/04/05 15:46] Joe: see i should have kept the d6 roll
[2026/04/05 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, we'll use that 6 :-)
[2026/04/05 15:47] Joe: yay
[2026/04/05 15:47] Joe: tysm
[2026/04/05 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: 6+1 is 7
[2026/04/05 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: It staggers, but, is still upright, albeit just barely
[2026/04/05 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/04/05 15:48] Sapphire: Slashing at the pigman zombie and then backing away
[2026/04/05 15:48] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/04/05 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: close.... hit AC 10 but they're AC 8
[2026/04/05 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: It punches at Joe
[2026/04/05 15:49] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/04/05 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: and then it's Joe to go, two attacks this round
[2026/04/05 15:51] D20: Joe rolls 2
[2026/04/05 15:51] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/04/05 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/04/05 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms slowly
[2026/04/05 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily.... save the day!
[2026/04/05 15:52] Sapphire: the zombie turned to face joe, right?
[2026/04/05 15:52] Sapphire: so i'm behind it?
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sapphire: moving to shank it's head from behind.
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly, no, at best you'd be alongside
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sapphire: ah
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sapphire: hmmmm
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: then again, if you move, yes
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20, add 2
[2026/04/05 15:53] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: I said ADD 2, not ROLL 2.
[2026/04/05 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombie tries to punch Joe
[2026/04/05 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/04/05 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: -narrowly- misses
[2026/04/05 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/04/05 15:54] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/04/05 15:54] Joe: think thats a hit yes?
[2026/04/05 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Down it goes, with a squeal and a moan
[2026/04/05 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: You hear angry grunts and growls from all directions. It's clear that there's more - and they're all angry
[2026/04/05 15:55] Joe: I lay-on-hands to Emily before we go any further
[2026/04/05 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily: healed to full health
[2026/04/05 15:56] Sapphire: "Ouch," she groans, leaning on her knees, letting Joe heal her up. "Thanks.... We should keep moving, avoid getting pinned down."
[2026/04/05 15:56] Mecha: Hearing these sounds."So... Run?"
[2026/04/05 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's probably not wise to dwaddle
[2026/04/05 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, up the stairs?
[2026/04/05 15:56] Joe: yes
[2026/04/05 15:57] Sapphire: at speed!
[2026/04/05 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: You ascend to see a passage that curves to the right. Meanwhile... you can hear yipping and yapping. (This voice a rasping whisper): "The whispers are true. The Power Gem is hidden somewhere in this fortress. A Gem of such power... Our great God demands it!"
[2026/04/05 15:58] Mecha: Following along."Remember we're in another realm to them, we're the demons."
[2026/04/05 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Sniffing voice): "But the rumours speak of traps, of guardians. And the humans... They'll be looking for it too."
[2026/04/05 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Growling voice): "Traps are for fools! We are masters of cunning. And guardians? Pfft."
[2026/04/05 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Rasping voice): "Silence! This is no time for squabbling. I smell filthy humans!"
[2026/04/05 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Moving on?
[2026/04/05 15:58] Sapphire: (quiet whisper) "maybe we follow them so they lead us to the gem?"
[2026/04/05 15:59] Mecha: Talia nods agreeing to Emilys plan
[2026/04/05 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Could be a different passage entirely. There were other routes in)
[2026/04/05 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Movin on?
[2026/04/05 16:01] Joe: yes
[2026/04/05 16:01] Sapphire: yep. Want perception for trap finding or sneaking rolls?
[2026/04/05 16:02] Sapphire: how much time has passed since the zeds?
[2026/04/05 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, none of you are rogues
[2026/04/05 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: About two minutes.
[2026/04/05 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, the passage curves round and...
[2026/04/05 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: The passageway leads to a large central chamber, with a plinth that is now empty. As the players watch, two things are obviously apparant:
[2026/04/05 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1. An object was on a raised plate that might've held some small gemstone, now slowly receding into the top of the plinth. (A bit like in Raiders of the Lost Ark)
[2026/04/05 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2. A wall opposite the players is slowly lowering, to reveal stairs going up to a small chamber, within which sits a small cage, with what looks like a small kind of fire elemental being which is orbited by a number of vertical glowing rods that rotate around it.
[2026/04/05 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3. To the left, a line of grinning kobolds, guarding the albino kobold who has a large gleaming sparkling Ruby Gem which he tosses up, catches, gives the party a cheeky grin and waves, before turning away and flipping a birdie behind him. "Brethren! Hold these filthy humans off, I go to our great God!"
[2026/04/05 16:04] Sapphire: Oooh!
[2026/04/05 16:04] Sapphire: he looks like he is in magic missile range
[2026/04/05 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, who's doing what now?
[2026/04/05 16:04] Mecha: Oh fuck this guy gonna throw the war hammer at him, thor style.
[2026/04/05 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sure that's going to succeed
[2026/04/05 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/04/05 16:05] Mecha: It might not but Talia doesn't have any distance weapons
[2026/04/05 16:06] Sapphire: so the grinning kobold with the Ruby gem, can i act before he leaves?
[2026/04/05 16:06] Joe: what are my chances of shoulder-barging everything out of the way and grabbing that white kobold with the ruby, before he disappears ?
[2026/04/05 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: you -can-, but, you got immediate issues to deal with
[2026/04/05 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Extremely low.
[2026/04/05 16:07] Joe: immediate issues of shoulder-barging kobolds out of my way in a rampant charge ?
[2026/04/05 16:07] Sapphire: how many kobolds in the way you said?
[2026/04/05 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, I'm out of warnings to issue
[2026/04/05 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! you go first.
[2026/04/05 16:08] Joe: "RAAAAARRRRGH!" and very fast charging
[2026/04/05 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, let's see a STR check first of all; must roll under 15
[2026/04/05 16:08] D20: Joe rolls 16
[2026/04/05 16:09] Joe: can't say i didnt try
[2026/04/05 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: You slam into three grinning kobolds. "We got 'im, boss!"
[2026/04/05 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/04/05 16:10] Sapphire: I'll Magic Missile the three kobolds who think they "got" Joe
[2026/04/05 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... looks like 4x missiles
[2026/04/05 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 4x 1d4+1
[2026/04/05 16:11] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/04/05 16:11] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/04/05 16:11] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 16:11] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/05 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: fuck
[2026/04/05 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: who gets the 4th missile?
[2026/04/05 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/04/05 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, all kobolds blasted to death, in case it wasn't obvious
[2026/04/05 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pokes Sapphires' midriff.... target for 4th missile?
[2026/04/05 16:13] Sapphire: the albino?
[2026/04/05 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay. Loud screeching YAP!
[2026/04/05 16:13] Sapphire: "That way!"
[2026/04/05 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia! Your go.
[2026/04/05 16:13] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/04/05 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: You throw your warhammer to the ground.
[2026/04/05 16:13] Mecha: Well you were right it did not succeed.
[2026/04/05 16:14] Mecha: Stupid dice
[2026/04/05 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: "This looks like some kind of fire elemental being that floats a short distance above the ground, and is orbited by a number of vertical glowing rods that rotate around it." It hisses, and fires three balls of fire at you.
[2026/04/05 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe
[2026/04/05 16:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/04/05 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily
[2026/04/05 16:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/04/05 16:14] Joe: I charge after the albino kobold
[2026/04/05 16:15] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:15] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/05 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily burnt for 5 damage, now on fire.
[2026/04/05 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia
[2026/04/05 16:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/05 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round (Emily is still on fire, you might want to do something about that)
[2026/04/05 16:16] Joe: sorry i thought that was a turn prompt
[2026/04/05 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Start of combat round.
[2026/04/05 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/04/05 16:16] Joe: I charge after the albino kobold
[2026/04/05 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: are you sure you want to do that?
[2026/04/05 16:17] Sapphire: that gets us out of view of the fire elemental, right?
[2026/04/05 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sure how you figure that
[2026/04/05 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: plus: Emily, you are on fire.
[2026/04/05 16:18] Mecha: Talia is going to try and put the flaming Emily out
[2026/04/05 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: How?
[2026/04/05 16:18] Sapphire: stone passages?
[2026/04/05 16:18] Mecha: got three water skins. cant turn to steam in mid air or the head would have vaporiszed us already/
[2026/04/05 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I've given you a mull...
[2026/04/05 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: ohno
[2026/04/05 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms and starts to have palpitations
[2026/04/05 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I can do this....
[2026/04/05 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You're first. What are you going to do?
[2026/04/05 16:19] Sapphire: i'm unsure what we're susggesting is so dumb that has you stressing
[2026/04/05 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobold is running like fuck, and ducking right down a stairway
[2026/04/05 16:20] Joe: I'm still hot on the heels of that little bastard albino kobold
[2026/04/05 16:21] Mecha: *er or the heat would have vaporized us already*
[2026/04/05 16:21] Joe: Having been mid-charge when the other kbolds exploded around me
[2026/04/05 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you run down the passageway... and.... you get to make a DEX check. Must roll under....14
[2026/04/05 16:21] D20: Joe rolls 9
[2026/04/05 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you reach the stairs, a kobold jumps out at you, but you pass by, to see another two, as the albino charges past.
[2026/04/05 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: meanwhile, at the other end of the corridor, Emily, you're on fire, what are you going to do?
[2026/04/05 16:22] Sapphire: Stop drop and roll seems pretty important, ideally behind cover
[2026/04/05 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's not a -great- deal of cover... and... you're on the Plane of Fire...
[2026/04/05 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6
[2026/04/05 16:23] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Burnt for 1 point of damage
[2026/04/05 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia! What are you going to do?
[2026/04/05 16:25] Mecha: Assuming the water didn't work gonna stay near Emily in case the elemental tries anything else
[2026/04/05 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: luckily, you've not tried water at all
[2026/04/05 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: are you... going to pick your warhammer up, maybe? At least then you've got a weapon to do something with
[2026/04/05 16:27] Mecha: Yeah gonna go pick up the hammer using the dragon force gauntlet to lift it since elemental plane of fire and all that
[2026/04/05 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: the gauntlet does nothing to aid or hinder your attempt to grasp the handle of the warhammer
[2026/04/05 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! The kobolds grin and pull rings from their armour, resulting in loud HISS sounds. You get to make three DEX checks as they jump at you.
[2026/04/05 16:28] Mecha: Yes but does it allow me to not worry about burning hands from heated metal?
[2026/04/05 16:28] Joe: I'm building speed having flown down the stairs at my top speed, I'm sure they'll have a job jumping on me
[2026/04/05 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, our albino friend barrels on down their stairs, yapping: "You'll be rewarded, breathren!"
[2026/04/05 16:29] D20: Joe rolls 7
[2026/04/05 16:29] D20: Joe rolls 5
[2026/04/05 16:29] D20: Joe rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:29] Joe: Dex is 14
[2026/04/05 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: this is going to go such fun.... the three kobolds don't actually manage to grab hold of you, but, they -are- at your feet. Issuing loud HISSing of lit fuses.
[2026/04/05 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Blaze goes next: it has two targets so flings a ball of fire at Emily
[2026/04/05 16:30] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/04/05 16:30] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/04/05 16:30] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/05 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7 damage, Emily was on fire to begin with, and.... can't really be -more- on fire.
[2026/04/05 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily now very injured.
[2026/04/05 16:31] Mecha: Can talia try to intercept the shot?
[2026/04/05 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two balls of fire for Talia
[2026/04/05 16:31] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/04/05 16:31] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/04/05 16:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/04/05 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia is now on fire, and, burnt for 6 damage.
[2026/04/05 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round: Emily and Talia are enflambe, and Joe is standing at ground zero of exploding kobolds as the albino charges away
[2026/04/05 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next combat round, Joe!
[2026/04/05 16:33] Joe: I use my speed and momentum to break free from the kobolds and continue running very fast
[2026/04/05 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: The albino hares his way out of the fortress as you chase after him. I'm sure there's nothing outside the fortress that can harm you....
[2026/04/05 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Three rather loud explosions behind you!
[2026/04/05 16:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/04/05 16:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/05 16:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/05 16:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/04/05 16:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/04/05 16:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/04/05 16:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/04/05 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: I count 23 damage, luckily no one is there, but, that stair way rocks violently, small rocks tumbling down from the ceiling.
[2026/04/05 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily! Our burning witch! What you going to do?
[2026/04/05 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: In addition to being on fire you're also badly injured
[2026/04/05 16:38] Sapphire: Is it likely that if i Magic Missile the Fire elemental it'll stop shooting at us?
[2026/04/05 16:38] Sapphire: since she tried to put herself out earlier and I didn't even get a roll
[2026/04/05 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....you're on the plane of fire, it's over 100 C / 212 F.... anything not magically protected will flash into fire
[2026/04/05 16:39] Sapphire: oh!
[2026/04/05 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sold on the "roll on searingly hot stone will put my fire out" idea
[2026/04/05 16:39] Sapphire: Would Shield count as magical protection?
[2026/04/05 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now you're asking, I'm thinking, are you even -able- to cast spells?
[2026/04/05 16:40] Sapphire: also, am *i* on fire, or are my *clothes* on fire? if the second i can pull off whatever ignited and toss it
[2026/04/05 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're on fire. I'd call that a distraction
[2026/04/05 16:40] Joe: rolling muffles the flame, it should work, in my opinion. The cause of the flame dying out is oxygen starvation from being squished.
[2026/04/05 16:42] Joe: backtracks ... Emily offering to take her clothes off ... ignore my previous comment
[2026/04/05 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: You're on the plane of fire. The ocean is fire. The air is fire. Most natives are constructs of combustion. Local temperatures will incinerate anything that isn't magically resistant to fire. I'm not even sure there is what we'd recognize as oxygen there.
[2026/04/05 16:42] Sapphire: right, we operate on elemental theory
[2026/04/05 16:42] Sapphire: which brings me back to our canteens
[2026/04/05 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: As to whether -you- or your -clothes- are on fire, that's not specified in the rules, but I'm going to suggest that trying to disrobe will, at best, achieve nothing, and only fan the flames, at worst.
[2026/04/05 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: But! I'm not gonna railroad, you do you and we'll roll the dice!
[2026/04/05 16:45] Sapphire: as long as whatever i'm trying *permits* a roll i'll take it... I think opening a canteen and trying to use the water to counter-act the elemental fire? since if i can't even cast my options are super limited
[2026/04/05 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Are you SURE you want to do that?
[2026/04/05 16:45] Sapphire: no
[2026/04/05 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: gott sei dank
[2026/04/05 16:46] Sapphire: i'm more confident in the "try to scrape off or muffle the fire with a blanket or a tent cloth" plan
[2026/04/05 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not all actions permit rolls, situationally dependant.
[2026/04/05 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me takes a moment to parse this
[2026/04/05 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay
[2026/04/05 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: blanket or tent?
[2026/04/05 16:47] Sapphire: whichever i can grab first, which is probably the tent
[2026/04/05 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't see one in your inventory, but, I'm not going to quibble or worry over that
[2026/04/05 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: The tent is now on fire.
[2026/04/05 16:47] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/04/05 16:48] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2026/04/05 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: you burn for three damage, and... are -extremely- close to snuffing it
[2026/04/05 16:48] Sapphire: if it means *i'm* able to stop being on fire, so be it
[2026/04/05 16:48] Sapphire: snuffing the fire? progress
[2026/04/05 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...no... -you- are close to snuffing it
[2026/04/05 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: about 4 points short of snuffing it
[2026/04/05 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia! What are you going to do? You also are on fire.
[2026/04/05 16:49] Mecha: "Emily get back in your bottle!"
[2026/04/05 16:49] Sapphire: She gasps, trying to concentrate and turn into smoke and ash to return to her bottle
[2026/04/05 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: {pop} Emily poofs into smoke.
[2026/04/05 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: <-- isn't totally adversarial, see?
[2026/04/05 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia!
[2026/04/05 16:50] Mecha: Now the door with the elemental you said was closing. it is closed by now?
[2026/04/05 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...I never said there was a closing door
[2026/04/05 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're literally in a chamber with a plinth and the fire creature
[2026/04/05 16:51] Sapphire: the gem plinth was lowering
[2026/04/05 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's literally the size of your hand
[2026/04/05 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's now flush with the plinth and stopped.
[2026/04/05 16:52] Mecha: you're right this one misread. So talia is goingt o try and make an exit pulling out her lucky cat figurine. not knowing if it grants luck or something but she is out of ideas
[2026/04/05 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I'm curious as to what exactly you think that'll do.... do tell!
[2026/04/05 16:53] Mecha: well since it is a lucky cat figurine maybe it will bring random good luck to put out the flames.
[2026/04/05 16:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: hmm
[2026/04/05 16:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll a D20, charisma check to convice the DM this should work
[2026/04/05 16:55] Mecha: figure elemental plane of fire. not really able to use water as a solution and everything Talia tries to use would also catch, she is out of ideas.
[2026/04/05 16:55] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2026/04/05 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Failed. You may use the Lucky Cat once to reroll.
[2026/04/05 16:56] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/04/05 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Success. Between the Lucky Cat figurine and the cat from your Green Cat sword, you see the cat jump out of a balcony you didn't notice. You feel compelled to follow; although, you haven't yet thought about the fact you're 20-30' in the air (or fire), and while cats can land on all four paws.... can you?
[2026/04/05 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fire creature: no target, nothing to do.
[2026/04/05 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round.
[2026/04/05 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/04/05 16:59] Joe: I chase the kobold and do not stop until I have its scrawny neck crushed in my hands
[2026/04/05 17:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobold barrels out of the fortress. For a moment, you think... are there more heatscar spiders? And then something SLAMS down on you, flattening you and knocking the breath from your lungs.
[2026/04/05 17:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily: bottled.
[2026/04/05 17:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia: You plummet at great speed, gravity works normally here. Luckily your fall is broken by Joe, and you aren't smashed on the ground. What a stoke of luck!
[2026/04/05 17:01] Joe: hahaha! brilliant
[2026/04/05 17:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: {pop} the kobold dives into a glowing portal and vanishes.
[2026/04/05 17:02] Sapphire: She flomps on the fabric at the bottom of her bottle, looking outside to.... oh dear, she's plummeting at great speed
[2026/04/05 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Your bottle is hard to see out of
[2026/04/05 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's now smoked glass.
[2026/04/05 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: But at least the fire is out.
[2026/04/05 17:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... you're out of the fortress.... the kobolds have gone.... the ship is near.... and the magic protecting you might be wearing off. You're sure there's more to do here but the fortress is full of angry zombie pigmen and a hostile fire-flinging creature. You probably should NOT go in the fortress again.
[2026/04/05 17:04] Mecha: Is talias fire out?
[2026/04/05 17:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: hard to say, the bottle is smoked glass now.
[2026/04/05 17:05] Mecha: Not sure what glass Talia needs since she was on fire too, but screw it we head for the portal. Seems the easiest opportunity
[2026/04/05 17:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: wait TALIA
[2026/04/05 17:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes.
[2026/04/05 17:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... back to the ship?
[2026/04/05 17:07] Sapphire: what about the kobold jumping through a portal?
[2026/04/05 17:07] Sapphire: is that portal still around?
[2026/04/05 17:07] Mecha: that's what this one was thinking too
[2026/04/05 17:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1) you never saw it :-p and 2) it was kobold sized and 3) no .... and 4) you really want to face the big white undead dragon and an army of kobolds in your face?
[2026/04/05 17:08] Joe: I stand up and quickly realise what has happened. Muttering "obliged to be of service" at Talia
[2026/04/05 17:09] Joe: Explains; "The albino kobold vanished through a portal. I lost him. Sorry about that."
[2026/04/05 17:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: To the ship? Or to a TPK?
[2026/04/05 17:09] Mecha: to the ship
[2026/04/05 17:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wise. Reporting failure to Sonja y Ddraig Aur is the least bad option here.
[2026/04/05 17:10] Sapphire: Emily is just resting, regreting not going for a Freeze Person on that albino or the elemental when she had the shot.
[2026/04/05 17:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: You board the ship, the huge fire elemental watching you. If you go down to the hold full of barrels, you'll return to the Prime Plane.
[2026/04/05 17:11] Joe: "Hey we did our best, right? We are alive. We live and learn."
[2026/04/05 17:12] Mecha: Nope. Talia turns to Joe."If we are in another realm the locals are not demons unless we are actually in a demon realm." She says this super calmly before heading for the prime plane
[2026/04/05 17:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Anyone tempted to check the barrels as you go to the hold?
[2026/04/05 17:13] Mecha: Sure why not
[2026/04/05 17:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: You crack open a barrel.
[2026/04/05 17:13] Joe: "I disagree. You can put a horse in a cow shed but it does not become a cow."
[2026/04/05 17:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's full of tomato sauce... and bobbing in the tomato sauce.... herrings.
[2026/04/05 17:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not sure why anyone would want barrels of red herrings, but, here we are.
[2026/04/05 17:14] Mecha: I throw the barel at Joe. not to cause damage but to cover him in the red herring."We're the horses in the cow shed. they're the cows."
[2026/04/05 17:14] Joe: "Aw shucks, i could have made pizza."
[2026/04/05 17:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a moment of extreme disorientation, and suddenly, you're staggering about in the volcano crater, in a runed circle that you drew a short while ago....alone.
[2026/04/05 17:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2026/04/05 17:17] Mecha: Start looking around for the others
[2026/04/05 17:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia, check
[2026/04/05 17:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily, check
[2026/04/05 17:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe and herrings, check
[2026/04/05 17:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meghan - missing
[2026/04/05 17:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur - missing
[2026/04/05 17:18] Mecha: where is the old man?
[2026/04/05 17:18] Sapphire: Ruby Gem, missing
[2026/04/05 17:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back on his island where you left him, probably
[2026/04/05 17:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ruby Gem: probably still in the fortress.
[2026/04/05 17:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: someone want to roll a D20?
[2026/04/05 17:19] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/04/05 17:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily! You see a folded parchment, tucked under a rock.
[2026/04/05 17:20] Sapphire: She wiggles her bottle, trying to point through the glass.
[2026/04/05 17:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: thought you were de-bottled
[2026/04/05 17:21] Mecha: I pop the top and let her out
[2026/04/05 17:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: going to read what it says?
[2026/04/05 17:22] Sapphire: "oooh!" she sighs, glad to be somewhere *cold* again and walks over to recover the parchment carefully to read and then add to her scroll case.
[2026/04/05 17:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Written in a clear, patient, very practiced hand, in a rather elegant and somewhat curly script: "Humans, Meghan has a lead on where more Power Gems can be found. There's a fleet of ships in the Severn Sea, they seem to be searching for something. They're north west of Pilton; we'll meet you there. Sonja, y Ddraig Aur."
[2026/04/05 17:24] Mecha: Um didn't Sonja fly is here?"
[2026/04/05 17:24] Joe: Is there a place I can wash all this ketchup off me ?
[2026/04/05 17:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's gotten effing late, I think we might stop here... my poor heart can't take seeing you trying your best to TPK yourselves again tonight
[2026/04/05 17:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: She did.
[2026/04/05 17:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: It took a day.
[2026/04/05 17:25] Sapphire: /me shares smoky hugs
[2026/04/05 17:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Perhaps you can find a bath at Pilton
[2026/04/05 17:25] Joe: thank you so much DungeonMistress
[2026/04/05 17:25] Joe: has anyone ever found a bath at pilton ?
[2026/04/05 17:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: although... what you find at Pilton...
[2026/04/05 17:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....is probably going to be worse than all my sarcasm and facepalming....
[2026/04/05 17:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Just sayin'... ;-)
[2026/04/05 17:26] Sapphire: oh dear
[2026/04/05 17:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh dear a roonie
[2026/04/05 17:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Out of interest.... what do you think you'll find?
[2026/04/05 17:27] Mecha: A tpk?
[2026/04/05 17:29] Sapphire: ship combat?
[2026/04/05 17:29] Sapphire: we haven't had a muddy swamp yet
[2026/04/05 17:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: funny you should say that.
[2026/04/05 17:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll tell you this much
[2026/04/05 17:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: that song you heard the start of?
[2026/04/05 17:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: You'll hear the rest of it, without interruption.
[2026/04/05 17:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Something to look forwards to! :-)