[2026/03/22 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: gimme two minutes... we'll start at 20 to.
[2026/03/22 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: So. You managed to overpower the kobold snow fort and the ice golem that was guarding them. You've found a lot of junk and two sending stones (paired)
[2026/03/22 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: This means that the way is now open to the...
...
ICE MAZE!!!
[2026/03/22 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap out of the way, GGGGGRRRRREEEEEEEEEETTTTIIINNGGSSS Adventurers! Other players get to play cool games, you get snowball fights with kobolds.
[2026/03/22 14:40] Sapphire: i feel like snowball fights are cool by definition
[2026/03/22 14:40] Mecha: technically still a cool game
[2026/03/22 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: But! It's bloody freezing. Roll D20 everyone.
[2026/03/22 14:41] Sapphire: cold resist
[2026/03/22 14:41] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2026/03/22 14:41] D20: Sapphire rolls 12
[2026/03/22 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: you may resist all you like but the cold is freezing your ass
[2026/03/22 14:42] Jassie: do we all need to roll that?
[2026/03/22 14:42] Jassie: ah ok
[2026/03/22 14:42] Jassie: haha
[2026/03/22 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Unless you're actually on fire
[2026/03/22 14:42] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/03/22 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: both passed... -just-, in Sapphires' case
[2026/03/22 14:43] Jassie: (blows self up)
[2026/03/22 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Jassie?
[2026/03/22 14:43] Jassie: kidding
[2026/03/22 14:43] D20: Jassie rolls 18
[2026/03/22 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oooh. That's a fail... by a LARGE margin. CON drops to 7 for Jassie as the chill pierces to her very bones.
[2026/03/22 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lose more CON and your HP will start to drop.
[2026/03/22 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: That, and you'll turn into an icicle
[2026/03/22 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile...
[2026/03/22 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: The entrance to the snow cavern maze is a jagged, ice-encrusted archway carved into a towering glacier, shimmering with reflected light and swirling snowflakes. An icy breeze whispers through the opening, hinting at the labyrinth's frosty secrets hidden within. The path clearly leads forwards, into the glacier.
[2026/03/22 14:46] Jassie: oh boy
[2026/03/22 14:46] Jassie: (how much hp?)
[2026/03/22 14:46] Mecha: Talia sighs.'All right let's go." before walking forward
[2026/03/22 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're at 23 (of 39)
[2026/03/22 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not much to see in the first area... unless you like compressed ice and frozen bedrock. The path heads onwards.
[2026/03/22 14:48] Jassie: (32)
[2026/03/22 14:49] Sapphire: Emily is cold enough she's turning blue... wait, she always looks like that
[2026/03/22 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Moving on, or, doing something else?
[2026/03/22 14:49] Sapphire: inspecting the ice as we go, mostly in case of traps or similar
[2026/03/22 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: The ice has been here for millenia, and been compressed to the general consistency of drak glass
[2026/03/22 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you continue onwards...A narrow passage of snow and ice winds gently to the right, its walls glistening with frost and shimmering in the faint light filtering from above. The air is crisp and silent, with only the faint crunch of footsteps echoing as you navigate the icy corridor. And, because it's always fun... a large spikey ball comes drifting towards you, rotating slowly about various axes
[2026/03/22 14:51] Mecha: Do we have camping gear
[2026/03/22 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: idk, do you?
[2026/03/22 14:51] Sapphire: is it on a chain or levitating?
[2026/03/22 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Levitating, just as the other icey spikey ball did
[2026/03/22 14:52] Jassie: do we have a torch lit btw?
[2026/03/22 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: I hope so, otherwise you're blundering about in the dark
[2026/03/22 14:53] Sapphire: I suppose Emily can carry one, since she's low on spells right now
[2026/03/22 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd say now is an appropriate juncture to roll initiative
[2026/03/22 14:53] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2026/03/22 14:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/03/22 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Jassie...
[2026/03/22 14:56] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[2026/03/22 14:56] Sapphire: the attack of the levitating shapes
[2026/03/22 14:56] D20: Jassie rolls 15
[2026/03/22 14:56] Jassie: sorry
[2026/03/22 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: technically solids, shapes are 2D
[2026/03/22 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha and Jassie act simultaneously! What are your actions?
[2026/03/22 14:57] Jassie: faerie fire them all
[2026/03/22 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, there's only 1, but, you highlight it in sparkling fae lights, giving +2 to hit
[2026/03/22 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/03/22 14:59] Mecha: Attack, sword
[2026/03/22 14:59] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[2026/03/22 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gaa I just realized Sapphire was first
[2026/03/22 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: An easy first hit! Roll D8
[2026/03/22 15:01] D8: Mecha rolls 5
[2026/03/22 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: 10 damage... it's damaged
[2026/03/22 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/03/22 15:01] Sapphire: not like i have all that much to do againt these guys
[2026/03/22 15:01] Sapphire: how many solids are attacking us again?
[2026/03/22 15:02] Sapphire: ah, just the one
[2026/03/22 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: you literally just said you're holding a torch....
[2026/03/22 15:02] Jassie: hey +2 is something
[2026/03/22 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: it is, it's +10%
[2026/03/22 15:03] Sapphire: would we have had time to prepare a sling or such before we got these deep in?
[2026/03/22 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: a sling? For what?
[2026/03/22 15:03] Sapphire: to make attacks from further away than dagger point
[2026/03/22 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sure there was anything you could make a sling from
[2026/03/22 15:04] Sapphire: hmmmm
[2026/03/22 15:04] Sapphire: and we kinda need our clothes in this colde
[2026/03/22 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: this really isn't an adventure to go commando in, no
[2026/03/22 15:04] Sapphire: i thought i'd looted some knives off the kobolds at least?
[2026/03/22 15:05] Jassie: im literally become a popsicle
[2026/03/22 15:05] Jassie: becoming*
[2026/03/22 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3 kobold daggers
[2026/03/22 15:05] Sapphire: ok, making use of faerie fire and hurling one of the kobold daggers into the illuminating shape
[2026/03/22 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll D20
[2026/03/22 15:06] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/03/22 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: the good news is, you hit it
[2026/03/22 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: D3 damage
[2026/03/22 15:06] D6: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/03/22 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: two damage, shards of ice fly off, the dagger breaks.
[2026/03/22 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice construct goes next; Talia caused most damage so she is targetted
[2026/03/22 15:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/22 15:07] Sapphire: fair, such is life for flint-knapped knives
[2026/03/22 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit....
[2026/03/22 15:07] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/22 15:07] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/22 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: 6 damage
[2026/03/22 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: end of combat round... Sapphire is first in intiative order
[2026/03/22 15:09] Sapphire: is the shape made of ice?
[2026/03/22 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Looks it.
[2026/03/22 15:10] Sapphire: moving in below it to add some torch fire to it's faerie fire
[2026/03/22 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2026/03/22 15:10] D20: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/22 15:10] Sapphire: eep
[2026/03/22 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... I did try to hint earlier.
[2026/03/22 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha and Jassie: actions?
[2026/03/22 15:11] Mecha: Toss a layer of my clothing to Jassie to keep her warm.*that might cost my action but...
[2026/03/22 15:12] Jassie: no need!
[2026/03/22 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...you're not seriously playing dress-up during combat
[2026/03/22 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Combat actions, please.
[2026/03/22 15:14] Mecha: Okay attacking. sword again
[2026/03/22 15:14] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/03/22 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: and again
[2026/03/22 15:14] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/03/22 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... at least there was a 4
[2026/03/22 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: D8!
[2026/03/22 15:15] D8: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/03/22 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh my
[2026/03/22 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: 13 damage
[2026/03/22 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Smacked to seriously damaged, good work
[2026/03/22 15:15] Mecha: Apologies. got distracted. Took a bite of dinner and found a very long, very gross hair in it.
[2026/03/22 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! You can finish it off
[2026/03/22 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: kindly keep the gross outs to yourself
[2026/03/22 15:16] Jassie: sigh
[2026/03/22 15:16] Jassie: smash with warhammer i guess?
[2026/03/22 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: go for it... D20
[2026/03/22 15:16] D20: Jassie rolls 5
[2026/03/22 15:16] Jassie: LOL
[2026/03/22 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: nope.
[2026/03/22 15:16] Jassie: i think i should stick to spells
[2026/03/22 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: it attacks Talia still
[2026/03/22 15:16] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/22 15:16] Sapphire: Web is good for that, Jassie
[2026/03/22 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: unsuccessfully
[2026/03/22 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... end of combat round... Sapphire
[2026/03/22 15:18] Sapphire: last turn, did it seem like the block ifnored the torch fire or i just didn't land the attack?
[2026/03/22 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: you botched it.
[2026/03/22 15:18] Jassie: this is not going amazingly
[2026/03/22 15:18] Sapphire: Ok, making another try with the torch then
[2026/03/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20!
[2026/03/22 15:19] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/03/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh
[2026/03/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 5... a very narrow miss :-/
[2026/03/22 15:19] Sapphire: floaty bastard out of range!
[2026/03/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: you should totally do it for that
[2026/03/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Jassie!
[2026/03/22 15:20] Mecha: Sword swipe 3.
[2026/03/22 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2026/03/22 15:20] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2026/03/22 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: holy moly
[2026/03/22 15:20] Mecha: Did talia hit?
[2026/03/22 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: take it that's a crit
[2026/03/22 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: I mean, double damage
[2026/03/22 15:21] D8: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/03/22 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7... 12 damage, x2....
[2026/03/22 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: it only had 23hp, so... it explodes in a shower of ice and snow.
[2026/03/22 15:22] Jassie: yay
[2026/03/22 15:23] Jassie: winter wonderland hehe
[2026/03/22 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Looks like the way ahead is free again
[2026/03/22 15:23] Mecha: Woot
[2026/03/22 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: moving on?
[2026/03/22 15:24] Jassie: yesh
[2026/03/22 15:24] Mecha: indeed
[2026/03/22 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: A narrow, icy passage slopes downward, its walls shimmering with frost and glittering with frozen crystals, before suddenly widening into a vast chamber illuminated by a faint, bluish glow. From this icy expanse, two icy pathways stretch out—one veering left into shadowed tunnels, the other winding right through a shimmering ice formation.
[2026/03/22 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: While you're admiring the ice formations, there's a shimmering in the air, a burst of snowflakes, and the Ice Queen appears, hands on hips, smirking. "Ah, the heroes."
[2026/03/22 15:26] Sapphire: "We like to think of ourselves that way," she answers back. "Your highness."
[2026/03/22 15:26] Mecha: "how you doin'?" Before slapping myself."Don't hit on villain.
[2026/03/22 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me waits for Jassie
[2026/03/22 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: also, roll initiative!
[2026/03/22 15:27] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/22 15:27] Jassie: sorry toilet
[2026/03/22 15:28] Jassie: /me gives a bow shivering to herself
[2026/03/22 15:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/03/22 15:28] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2026/03/22 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: not sure the Ice Queen wants to know that
[2026/03/22 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/03/22 15:28] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/03/22 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: "Time to die, heroes! Your heads are very valuable to my friend." She starts muttering, chanting, and points
[2026/03/22 15:29] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/22 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Shards of ice slam into you all! Five damage everyone.
[2026/03/22 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hope you aren't taking that lying down.
[2026/03/22 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! You're up first
[2026/03/22 15:32] Jassie: blow her up lol
[2026/03/22 15:33] Sapphire: So, there's these walls of ice around the room, right?
[2026/03/22 15:33] Sapphire: and Ice Queen is levitating, or standing?
[2026/03/22 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: broadly, yes, you're in a maze of tunnels in a glacier
[2026/03/22 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Most people usually stand on the ground
[2026/03/22 15:34] Sapphire: Casting the Web spell she's been saving to snare the Ice Queen in strands stretched between the walls to her either side
[2026/03/22 15:35] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/03/22 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: Saving Throw: success
[2026/03/22 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: very good idea, though.
[2026/03/22 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/03/22 15:36] Sapphire: it still leaves a bit web wall behind her, at least
[2026/03/22 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, she just dodged the area of effect
[2026/03/22 15:37] Mecha: Sword attack."Hate ta do this, but..."
[2026/03/22 15:37] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2026/03/22 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: D8
[2026/03/22 15:37] D8: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/03/22 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: 9 damage
[2026/03/22 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/03/22 15:38] Sapphire: still amazed ice queen has a 17 dex
[2026/03/22 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: that wasn't a DEX save
[2026/03/22 15:38] Jassie: im gonna cast a faerie fire again on the ice queen
[2026/03/22 15:38] Sapphire: oh
[2026/03/22 15:39] Jassie: lets start helping all first
[2026/03/22 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: only had one farie fire memorized
[2026/03/22 15:40] Jassie: aren't a able to cast lvl1 spells 3 times?
[2026/03/22 15:40] Jassie: so i can only cast 1 spell once per long rest?
[2026/03/22 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you memorize it 3 times, yes
[2026/03/22 15:41] Jassie: ohhh
[2026/03/22 15:41] Jassie: didnt know thats how the spell system works here
[2026/03/22 15:41] Jassie: sowwiie
[2026/03/22 15:41] Jassie: hmmm, whats the ice queen wearing or holding?
[2026/03/22 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: A black bikini that appears to be made of leather, and a white fur cloak.
[2026/03/22 15:42] Jassie: ah fug it
[2026/03/22 15:42] Jassie: i'll cast summon insects and command them to attack her
[2026/03/22 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, I had a description.
[2026/03/22 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Snow Queen stands regally, her pale white skin shimmering like frost under the winter sun, eyes glowing with icy blue intensity with her blond hair tightly braided. Lacy ice crystals radiate in a crownlike halo behind her head, drifting gracefully through the air, and she is clad in what looks like a fur bikini and knee-high leather boots, a shimmering, fur-lined cape cascading down her back, she commands both respect and fear from her secluded kin.
[2026/03/22 15:43] Mecha: Dman it talia is trying to to be into the baddie ice queen.
[2026/03/22 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: will summoned insects work in a snow environment?
[2026/03/22 15:43] Jassie: (im checking
[2026/03/22 15:44] Sapphire: i seem to recall SyFyChannel did a movie abotu that one
[2026/03/22 15:44] Jassie: are we going fantasy logic or real haha
[2026/03/22 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: A cloud of some sort of cold flies is summoned.
[2026/03/22 15:44] Mecha: trying to NOT be into the baddie snow queen
[2026/03/22 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: No saving throw? Harsh.
[2026/03/22 15:45] Sapphire: if only there was agiant sticky wall well suited to catching flies in this toom....
[2026/03/22 15:45] Sapphire: room*
[2026/03/22 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: "GAHHH!" takes 4 damage and vanishes in a burst of snow and ice.
[2026/03/22 15:46] Sapphire: hmmm
[2026/03/22 15:46] Mecha: Keep going? talia asks.
[2026/03/22 15:46] Sapphire: "That might just be a ruse."
[2026/03/22 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... you now got a huge web, a cloud of flying ice flies... and you can go west or east
[2026/03/22 15:46] Jassie: im running super low
[2026/03/22 15:47] Jassie: lets them fly near me
[2026/03/22 15:47] Sapphire: she only dropped snow and ice on this phase?
[2026/03/22 15:47] Jassie: they dont last long though
[2026/03/22 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep.
[2026/03/22 15:48] Sapphire: let's try.... "Think Ice Queen sees in the dark?" she eyes the shadowed direction
[2026/03/22 15:48] Mecha: I think left but someone should mark things so if we hit a dead end we don't get lost.
[2026/03/22 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: the spot is marked by a Web spell
[2026/03/22 15:49] Sapphire: it's probably icing up by now
[2026/03/22 15:49] Jassie: that will do for now?
[2026/03/22 15:49] Jassie: how long does your web last?
[2026/03/22 15:49] Sapphire: should do
[2026/03/22 15:49] Sapphire: like, an hour or four
[2026/03/22 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, it's marked by an iced up web
[2026/03/22 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: East or West?
[2026/03/22 15:50] Mecha: west
[2026/03/22 15:50] Sapphire: sure
[2026/03/22 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: A narrow passage of snow and ice winds gently to the left, its walls glistening with frost and shimmering in the faint light filtering from above. The air is crisp and silent, with only the faint crunch of footsteps echoing as you navigate the icy corridor.
[2026/03/22 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Doesn't seem to be anything here of interest.
[2026/03/22 15:51] Mecha: is there still a path?"
[2026/03/22 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: There is; it winds southwards
[2026/03/22 15:52] Sapphire: "Maybe we should have tried the shadowed direction."
[2026/03/22 15:52] Mecha: We havent made any turns so we can go back.
[2026/03/22 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... south, or, retrace and go east?
[2026/03/22 15:54] Sapphire: My instinct favors east
[2026/03/22 15:54] Jassie: lets follow that then
[2026/03/22 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: retracing... and...
[2026/03/22 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: A narrow, icy passage suddenly widening into a chamber illuminated by a faint, bluish glow. From this icy expanse, two icy pathways stretch out—one veering left into shadowed tunnels, the other winding straigh, through a shimmering ice formation.
[2026/03/22 15:55] Sapphire: and the icy web still here?
[2026/03/22 15:55] Mecha: Talia looks around."Where do you two think we should go?"
[2026/03/22 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: It was in the area you cast it in. It didn't walk away
[2026/03/22 15:56] Sapphire: I'm double checking what location we're in
[2026/03/22 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: in the location further on from the one you webbed
[2026/03/22 15:57] Sapphire: ....huh
[2026/03/22 15:57] Sapphire: since my intention was to check out the shadowed tunnels, was it not very dark after all?
[2026/03/22 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: what shadowed tunnels?
[2026/03/22 15:58] Sapphire: the ones that were originally described to us as "east"
[2026/03/22 15:58] Jassie: yes the east path hehe
[2026/03/22 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... WHERE did you want to go? Back to the webbed cave you started in, or, further east from there?
[2026/03/22 15:59] Mecha: to the webbed cave then to the east
[2026/03/22 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: and there you are
[2026/03/22 15:59] Jassie: hehe
[2026/03/22 16:00] Sapphire: I notice I'm confused then
[2026/03/22 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: By what?
[2026/03/22 16:01] Sapphire: becuase i've tried to explore the shadowed tunnels two or three times now and the attempt keeps failing without it being remarked on
[2026/03/22 16:01] Sapphire: that or we don't agree where we are in the invisible grid of rooms
[2026/03/22 16:02] Jassie: i think that 2nd one is the case Sapph
[2026/03/22 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: then I'm confused, because you said "go back to the webbed room and go east" and I gave you the result of that
[2026/03/22 16:02] Jassie: but no biggie
[2026/03/22 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: you've just arrived where there's shadowy caves and haven't mentioned once about going that way, so, I don't know what to tell you
[2026/03/22 16:03] Sapphire: I am explcitly trying to explore the shadowy caves
[2026/03/22 16:03] Sapphire: that was the entire point of asking to backtrack
[2026/03/22 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you can go explore the shadowy caves, or, go the opposite way, or, idk, back to the webbed area
[2026/03/22 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, everyone going?
[2026/03/22 16:04] Sapphire: fair, i don't mean to split off from the party
[2026/03/22 16:04] Mecha: Okay This one is under the impression at the intersection with the webs we went west. found nothing came back to the webbed area and then went east which if this one is correct was the shadowed path
[2026/03/22 16:05] Sapphire: my understanding matches Mecha's
[2026/03/22 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me explicitly stated "curves south" but, we're not there now
[2026/03/22 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: alright... to the shadowed caves it is
[2026/03/22 16:06] Jassie: mhm
[2026/03/22 16:06] Jassie: at this moment, jassie is just shiverin in talia's cloak
[2026/03/22 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen reappears in another flurry of ice and snow, looking -very- bad tempered, you could almost say she glares at you icily
[2026/03/22 16:07] Sapphire: any of her injuries still there?
[2026/03/22 16:07] Jassie: the flies especially
[2026/03/22 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: "Enough playing with you, time to die!" She raises her arms in the classic pose of a vengeful mage about to hurl mighty magic.
[2026/03/22 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time to roll initiative.
[2026/03/22 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: The ice flies died in the webbed cave.
[2026/03/22 16:07] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/03/22 16:07] Sapphire: "Found her!"
[2026/03/22 16:08] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/03/22 16:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/22 16:08] D20: Jassie rolls 7
[2026/03/22 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oooh so close
[2026/03/22 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha first!
[2026/03/22 16:09] Mecha: swordy sword sword
[2026/03/22 16:09] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2026/03/22 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/03/22 16:10] Mecha: *Facepalm*
[2026/03/22 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah
[2026/03/22 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: let's just take a second to savour the critical fail before the torrent of boss magic that is about to rain on you
[2026/03/22 16:11] Mecha: Shall this one roll 2D10?
[2026/03/22 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: Cold Snap: The Snow Queen causes the temperature around her to drop dramatically. Each creature within 30 feet of the Snow Queen must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failure, a creature takes 1d4 cold damage and suffers one level of exhaustion. On a success, a creature takes half the damage and doesn’t suffer exhaustion. A creature that is immune to cold damage doesn’t suffer exhaustion, even if it fails the saving throw. A creature that fails the saving throw by 5 or more is petrified in ice for 1 minute.
[2026/03/22 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone check CON! Roll D20s
[2026/03/22 16:12] Jassie: oh boy
[2026/03/22 16:12] D20: Jassie rolls 20
[2026/03/22 16:12] Jassie: ooo
[2026/03/22 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg
[2026/03/22 16:12] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/03/22 16:12] Sapphire: Resistance
[2026/03/22 16:13] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/03/22 16:13] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/03/22 16:13] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/22 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha and Sapphire: saved. 1 point damage each.
[2026/03/22 16:13] Jassie: today isnt my dice day
[2026/03/22 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: critical fail. Encased in ice!
[2026/03/22 16:14] Jassie: well literally freezing now lol
[2026/03/22 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/03/22 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...I guess when I said you'd be an ice popsicle, I was foreshadowing?
[2026/03/22 16:14] Sapphire: I have.... one more casting of Web I'm gonna try to snare the ice queen in so she stops running away
[2026/03/22 16:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/22 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: Saving throw failed.
[2026/03/22 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also...
[2026/03/22 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: Legendary Resistance (3/Day). If the Snow Queen fails a saving throw, she can choose to succeed instead.
[2026/03/22 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: saving throw succeeded.
[2026/03/22 16:16] Sapphire: that's in this edition?
[2026/03/22 16:16] Mecha: Grodd damn it
[2026/03/22 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's been legendary actions in previous games
[2026/03/22 16:17] Sapphire: *looks at sheet*
[2026/03/22 16:17] Sapphire: if she can no-sell my stuff two more times... then I don't have enough to do this while two heros down
[2026/03/22 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: I have faith in you
[2026/03/22 16:18] Sapphire: -.-
[2026/03/22 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...what? I do.
[2026/03/22 16:19] Jassie: oh boy
[2026/03/22 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh! Sapphire had her go. Why am I waiting.
[2026/03/22 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to the start. Mecha!
[2026/03/22 16:21] Sapphire: so what's it look like when she dodges my web? does she turn into snow again, or?
[2026/03/22 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: She sidesteps and evades the area of effect.
[2026/03/22 16:21] Mecha: swords again.
[2026/03/22 16:21] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/03/22 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20, x2
[2026/03/22 16:22] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2026/03/22 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: One hit... D8
[2026/03/22 16:23] D8: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/03/22 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: 8 damage; she looks badly injured.
[2026/03/22 16:24] Mecha: talia smiles."Come on join the good guys, all the cool kids are doing it."
[2026/03/22 16:25] Jassie: (Talia just wants the bikini clad lady lol)
[2026/03/22 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: Stabs at Talia. Must roll over 13
[2026/03/22 16:25] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/22 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Did not roll over 13.
[2026/03/22 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/03/22 16:26] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2026/03/22 16:26] Jassie: oops
[2026/03/22 16:26] Sapphire: is the ice queen using a giant icicle like a sword or casting them?
[2026/03/22 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Using what looks like a dagger
[2026/03/22 16:27] Mecha: The icicle would have been cool though
[2026/03/22 16:27] Sapphire: Alright, moving up and using my own dagger to try and pressure her back into the web effect, working with Talia for that
[2026/03/22 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Right now you're in melee and such details aren't apparant.
[2026/03/22 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: how are you doing that, exactly?
[2026/03/22 16:28] Sapphire: threatening her with my own dagger, tempted to try for a tackle but i know i'm too much a noodle arm for that one to work well
[2026/03/22 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, not actually making an attack?
[2026/03/22 16:29] Sapphire: i mean, i' not trying to skip my turn or anything
[2026/03/22 16:29] Sapphire: other games might call this a Push attempt
[2026/03/22 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: I get that, I'm trying to understand exactly what you're doing
[2026/03/22 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, trying to push her... STR check
[2026/03/22 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: must roll under 9
[2026/03/22 16:30] D20: Sapphire rolls 12
[2026/03/22 16:30] Mecha: trying to drive frosty the snow bitch back to try and get her caught in the webbing
[2026/03/22 16:30] Sapphire: darn
[2026/03/22 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: You push her. She seems rooted to the spot. You may need to work out more, read magic books less.
[2026/03/22 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: encased in ice 5 more rounds. Stay chill.
[2026/03/22 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of round.... back to Mecha
[2026/03/22 16:33] Mecha: Slashy slashy
[2026/03/22 16:33] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/03/22 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit; roll D8
[2026/03/22 16:33] D8: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/03/22 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: 9 damge.
[2026/03/22 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen: death.
[2026/03/22 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Ice Queen staggers, frost cracking across her skin like shattered glass. The crown of drifting ice crystals collapses inward, clattering to the ground as lifeless shards. For a heartbeat, the cold holds. Then it exhales, the temperature eases just enough for the players to feel the shift — not warmth, but release.
[2026/03/22 16:34] Jassie: awww no Ice Queen for talia
[2026/03/22 16:34] Mecha: Once she drops I run over and start chipping away at the ice block surrounding Jassie. Hearing that I chip slower
[2026/03/22 16:34] Jassie: LOL
[2026/03/22 16:34] Jassie: meanie
[2026/03/22 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: stumbles out of ice block... -frozen-
[2026/03/22 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2026/03/22 16:35] Mecha: Seriously Jassie, let it go
[2026/03/22 16:35] Sapphire: Emily shivers, more from stress than the cold, kneeling down to check on the ice queens remains. Did the cloak and boots also shatter?
[2026/03/22 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily finds quite a few things.
[2026/03/22 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1. A dagger apparantly made of ice, and, cold to the touch
[2026/03/22 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2. Note from someone: "Morganna Frostbane: Thanks for the Gem. Bring us the heads of those meddling do-gooders, and your reward shall be great indeed, once we are back from the Plane of Fire."
[2026/03/22 16:37] Jassie: i think they are going there to warm themselves up hehe
[2026/03/22 16:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3. A rather elderly scroll: "Morganna, your brilliance and mastery of ice and time deserve a sanctuary like no other. I vow, should you assist me, that I will grant you dominion over the Frosted Realm, a dimension of eternal ice and beauty, yours to rule and expand as you see fit. Your experiments shall flourish unhindered, and you shall be remembered for eternity. Emberclaw."
[2026/03/22 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4. Another, much more recent scroll: "Morganna, Queen of Stillness,
Your work exceeds expectation.

Sonja y Ddraig Aur wears the blessed shape of a red dragon well. The irony pleases me - that the realm now recoils from the very one that once guarded it. Even better, she does not yet understand the depth of what has been done to her. Confusion breeds mistakes. Mistakes breed proof.

The slaughter of her little brats has sharpened her desperation. I hear she is hunting the stooges I sent, and when she catches them, the witnesses will see only a red dragon laying waste in grief and rage. And so shall begin the story of Sonja y Ddraig Goch.

Already I have begun to guide events. Mercenaries move where I direct them. Rumors precede her flight. When she strikes down the fools I place in her path, the realm will call it confirmation.

Her fall from grace will break her long before steel ever could. Her exile didn't break her, but maybe her disgrace will. And should she endure even that... I have contingencies yet
[2026/03/22 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: unspent.

You shall have your ice dominion and the freedom to pursue your necromantic refinements. Immortality is a patient art; I respect that. In time, I may require such services again.

For now, take pride in this: together, we have rewritten history, and truth itself.

Emberclaw
He Who Survives the Ending"
[2026/03/22 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: 5. Ice Queens' spell book.
[2026/03/22 16:39] Mecha: Under the assumption Emily reads this to us?
[2026/03/22 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm rather hoping she won't be keeping this secret, I spent ages writing the various threads.
[2026/03/22 16:39] Sapphire: Collecting the dagger to a spare loop of her belt, and gathering up all the written material, scanning through it for information. And yes, reading out the notes she finds once it seems Jassie is able to listen, and then clutching the spellbook tight
[2026/03/22 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me is sure there's something there that has you all intrigued
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sapphire: "We need to get back to Sonja before she kills a bunch of people."
[2026/03/22 16:41] Jassie: am i still stuck lol
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're extremely frozen, Jassie.
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sapphire: i suppose if jassie froze to death that's a problem
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: I wouldn't try threading any needles
[2026/03/22 16:41] Jassie: i think im not freezing per say
[2026/03/22 16:41] Jassie: more just an ice block
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sapphire: let us rephrease oud question
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Why would Sonja kill anyone?
[2026/03/22 16:41] Sapphire: does jassie have a pulse right now?
[2026/03/22 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes, of course, otherwise she'd have the Dead condition.
[2026/03/22 16:42] Mecha: Um we have seen sonja kill many people
[2026/03/22 16:42] Mecha: Er. Sonja
[2026/03/22 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: you have, but, what makes you think she's going to kill anyone -now-
[2026/03/22 16:43] Sapphire: because Emberclaw is plotting to arrange for that to happen?
[2026/03/22 16:43] Jassie: points at Sonja opposite me, she kills me
[2026/03/22 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1. The scroll is clearly old. 2. You recall that there was a slight slaying of her hatchlings in the first campaign.
[2026/03/22 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: the part you've not heard until now, is "her exile". That's new.
[2026/03/22 16:44] Sapphire: hmmmmmm
[2026/03/22 16:45] Sapphire: i do wonder what that was about
[2026/03/22 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you won't find out by standing here
[2026/03/22 16:45] Mecha: The stooges. sent in her vulnerable state to attack. she defended herself but it was a ploy to turn the villagers against her
[2026/03/22 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Moving on?
[2026/03/22 16:46] Mecha: yep
[2026/03/22 16:46] Mecha: Talia growled."They already got the fucking gem!"
[2026/03/22 16:47] Jassie: bye guyss
[2026/03/22 16:47] Sapphire: "Ah. That. And took it to the plane of fire ."
[2026/03/22 16:47] Sapphire: Oh, heading out?
[2026/03/22 16:47] Sapphire: We should bring Jassie somewhere warmer
[2026/03/22 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you follow the cave... it opens out to a large courtyard. There, you see a large white dragon, looking very unfazed, apart from the fact it's stitched together from big cubes of cut up dragon.
[2026/03/22 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: A sharp, mocking laugh cuts through the thinning snow. Perched atop the stitched white dragon’s shoulders is the tiny albino figure — chestplate gleaming, eyes alight with triumph. In one clawed hand, he holds a Quartz Gem, light refracting through it in impossible colours. He sneers. Slowly, deliberately... he flips you off. Then: “Me tell you me get it! Me do good!”
[2026/03/22 16:48] Mecha: You're the reason your mother drinks and your father has to "Work late"
[2026/03/22 16:49] Jassie: (nah im still an ice block lol)
[2026/03/22 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: [16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: stumbles out of ice block... -frozen-
[2026/03/22 16:50] Mecha: *Coulda been a bard with viscious Mobkery like that*
[2026/03/22 16:50] Jassie: oh lol missed that
[2026/03/22 16:50] Jassie: i'm too fucking cold to argue,
[2026/03/22 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Anyone want to say or do anything to the undead dragon or the albino kobold flipping you all off?
[2026/03/22 16:50] Jassie: cast heat metal on his armour again
[2026/03/22 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: The dragon flexes its wings — and with a thunderous POOM, rider and mount vanish. And, the Quartz Gem is gone too.
[2026/03/22 16:51] Jassie: before i can cast?
[2026/03/22 16:51] Sapphire: "They waited to taunt us."
[2026/03/22 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmhmm.
[2026/03/22 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandalf approaches, flanked by a handful of Ice Elves. He bows — awkwardly, but sincerely. “You defeated Ice Queen. We very grateful. Reward you shall have.” He opens his palm... offers the Power Gem – Pearl.
[2026/03/22 16:51] Jassie: fuck
[2026/03/22 16:52] Sapphire: "How did you keep it hidden so long?"
[2026/03/22 16:52] Jassie: but i need to go off
[2026/03/22 16:52] Jassie: its 3 hours now
[2026/03/22 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandalf: "They took gem. Not both gems."
[2026/03/22 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thanks for coming, Jassie!
[2026/03/22 16:53] Jassie: all good, thanks for DMing as usual sonja!!
[2026/03/22 16:53] Jassie: and thanks mecha, sapph hehe
[2026/03/22 16:53] Jassie: hugs all around
[2026/03/22 16:54] Sapphire: ♥
[2026/03/22 16:54] Sapphire: thanks for playing!
[2026/03/22 16:54] Jassie: 😘
[2026/03/22 16:54] Jassie: sorry i was just frozen most of the time haha
[2026/03/22 16:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, you managed to get -a- Power Gem. Wonder what it does.... do you plan staying any longer with the Ice Elves?
[2026/03/22 16:55] Mecha: https://tenor.com/view/suburban-commando-christopher-lloyd-i-was-frozen-today-frozen-pissed-gif-5173793
[2026/03/22 16:55] Mecha: , nope time to head out
[2026/03/22 16:55] Sapphire: a chance to recover could be good, but i don't have specific business
[2026/03/22 16:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandalf: "We thank you for your help. Now, we send you back to your world. Thank you!" The party are returned back to the Shrine from whence they came. The wind is still cold... but somehow, seems less cruel than before.
[2026/03/22 16:56] Sapphire: downright pleasant
[2026/03/22 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: You don't see Meghan at first. But you hear a slow strumming of her lute... and a soft singing
[2026/03/22 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who’s gonna tell you when it’s too late?
Who’s gonna whisper when fate won’t wait?
Who’s gonna warn you the road turns wrong?
When the night grows cold and the fire is gone?
[2026/03/22 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Chorus
You can’t go on thinking nothing’s wrong, not now,
The storm is closer than you believe...
When the chains are tight and the dark comes down,
Who’s gonna unchain you when you can’t breathe?
[2026/03/22 16:57] Sapphire: Um.
[2026/03/22 16:57] Jassie: whispers: erm still going on?
[2026/03/22 16:57] Jassie: well gd luck either ways u all
[2026/03/22 16:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: "um"?
[2026/03/22 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: is that what your character says, or, is that you trying to interject at the table?
[2026/03/22 16:59] Sapphire: ah, it's Emily being surprised at how morose megan's song seems to be on returning from the realm of ice
[2026/03/22 16:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a pause, and a mound of snow rises
[2026/03/22 16:59] Mecha: Talia looks at Meghan and then the mound of snow
[2026/03/22 16:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Underneath, a -very- frozen Meghan. "You've been gone ages!"
[2026/03/22 17:00] Sapphire: like, frozen solid?
[2026/03/22 17:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meghan: "Any longer and I probably would be. Did you get what you went for? The Power Gem?"
[2026/03/22 17:00] Sapphire: "We almost didn't make it back," Emily answers, looking back and forth between the frozen Meghan and where the music was coming.
[2026/03/22 17:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meghan: "Can we get out of here... I got ice in places I don't wanna think about."
[2026/03/22 17:02] Sapphire: "Somewhere warm and with soft beds would be lovely."
[2026/03/22 17:02] Mecha: Sounds good to me
[2026/03/22 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meghan: "It would, better'n this froz...." She's staring up over your shoulders.
[2026/03/22 17:03] Sapphire: *turns to look!*
[2026/03/22 17:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: High in the sky, getting rapidly bigger, a gleaming yellowish flying thing. It's clearly far away - and huge
[2026/03/22 17:04] Mecha: Oh... shit
[2026/03/22 17:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: What are you expecting...?
[2026/03/22 17:05] Sapphire: It looks like we're about to get dragon-fired'd while everyone is out of power
[2026/03/22 17:05] Sapphire: back to back boss fights are rough
[2026/03/22 17:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: they are, but, why are you going to fight your favourite dragon
[2026/03/22 17:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur lands lightly some way off. "Humans! Am I glad to see you. What's been going on?"
[2026/03/22 17:07] Sapphire: "Quite a lot. Emberclaw's plans have shown to have wide reach."
[2026/03/22 17:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meghan: "....is... -that-... Sonja y Ddraig Goch..."
[2026/03/22 17:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur: "It sounds like there's much to talk about. But first, let's get you off this mountain, I'm sure you aren't supposed to be blue."
[2026/03/22 17:08] Mecha: Well most of us aren't
[2026/03/22 17:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2026/03/22 17:08] Sapphire: Emily glances down at the back of her arm, but lets the comment pass.
[2026/03/22 17:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur turns and twists, so you can climb up. "All aboard!" she says cheerfully. "Next stop - somewhere warm!"
[2026/03/22 17:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meghan: "...you are -not- going to get .... on her... are you...? Is that even safe?"
[2026/03/22 17:10] Sapphire: Emily gestures for Mechan to come with before she ends up frozen too
[2026/03/22 17:10] Sapphire: "Don't keep dragons waiting."
[2026/03/22 17:10] Mecha: I pick up the frost bitten Jassie and haul her up too
[2026/03/22 17:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Megan approaches, looking like she'd rather stay right behind.
[2026/03/22 17:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur: takes off, once everyone is on, and climbs up above the tree line, heading south west -ish, and down from the mountain.
[2026/03/22 17:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: And that's where this chapter ends!
[2026/03/22 17:12] Sapphire: and somewhere i can collect enough daggers to reliably throw at sutff
[2026/03/22 17:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next stop... you'll never guess ;-)
[2026/03/22 17:12] Sapphire: i'm sure i'll be reduced to a puddle
[2026/03/22 17:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got the Ice Queens' dagger and spell book.
[2026/03/22 17:13] Mecha: We're going to the deli for pastrami sandwiches before the next set of big bads.
[2026/03/22 17:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm guessing no one has a notion what's coming next, then
[2026/03/22 17:14] Mecha: the fire realm?
[2026/03/22 17:14] Sapphire: -throwing- the magical dagger seems unwise
[2026/03/22 17:15] Sapphire: but i can get like, a six pack or a dozen basics for the throwing
[2026/03/22 17:15] Sapphire: and a bunch of water to surive this fire realm
[2026/03/22 17:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: why on Earth would you bother throwing slivers of metal barely across the room, when, you can hurl mighty magics that can lay armies out?
[2026/03/22 17:18] Sapphire: becuase i have a finite tank
[2026/03/22 17:18] Sapphire: because if i spend multiple spells each fight i'm tapped for the boss
[2026/03/22 17:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: so did Gandalf
[2026/03/22 17:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: and he didn't toss bits of kitchenware about
[2026/03/22 17:18] Sapphire: Gandalf doesn't operate by spellslot rules
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sapphire: i'm not gandalf
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, I'll say goodnight for now
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sapphire: it's very clear we're a bunch of.....
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sapphire: goodnight, Mistress
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: wallies?
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sapphire: thanks for running
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: numpties?
[2026/03/22 17:19] Sapphire: i was gonna say fuckups
[2026/03/22 17:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: naa... barely even plonkers
[2026/03/22 17:20] Mecha: Good night Mistress