The Ice Queen
[2026/02/22 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: So... you've made it to the Ice Realm... on the trail of the kobolds out to get, well, the Power Gems. You've arrived, fiddled with a contraption and caused some kobolds to plummet to their death amongst the shattered remains of the lift itself.
[2026/02/22 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap out of the way, GGGGRRRREEEETTTTIIINNGGGSSS Adventurers! Other players get cool adventures, you get to freeze to deff in the Ice Realm.
[2026/02/22 14:07] Sapphire: Cold Resistance :D
[2026/02/22 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, you're in this large chamber, now full of shattered wooden bits and the broken bodies of kobolds.
[2026/02/22 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me can't wait for Sapphire to realize Resistance != Immunity
[2026/02/22 14:08] Sapphire: "That seems like an exceedingly dangerous mechanism. We should find the stairs."
[2026/02/22 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, start us off.
[2026/02/22 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: or Sapphire :-)
[2026/02/22 14:10] Mecha: *Did the appearing Dragons head happen or was that just for the cliffhanger part?*
[2026/02/22 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me sighs, that was an -obvious- cliffhanger reveal
[2026/02/22 14:12] Sapphire: ( you pride yourself on being hard to predict, it's hard to presume a given unlikely thing is a joke )
[2026/02/22 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( I didn't mention any dragons in the recap, though! )
[2026/02/22 14:14] Mecha: Talia sighs and look around."Looks like we're taking the stairs up."I dont think the other way works."
[2026/02/22 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll need to find some stairs first
[2026/02/22 14:14] Sapphire: How many unexplored passages remain on our map?
[2026/02/22 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two
[2026/02/22 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: What steps are you going to take?
[2026/02/22 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/02/22 14:17] Joe: Are there any ropes laying around?
[2026/02/22 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lots of them, yes, draped over the still twitching kobold bodies
[2026/02/22 14:18] Jassie: hello, still tipsy jassie here
[2026/02/22 14:18] Joe: Are any of the ropes still attached to anything up above our heads in the pit shaft which we are apparently at the bottom of ?
[2026/02/22 14:19] Joe: hi tipsy Jassie
[2026/02/22 14:19] Sapphire: only ropes, not chains?
[2026/02/22 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: after .... was it Jassie? - pulled the lever? Not any more.
[2026/02/22 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a length of chain too.
[2026/02/22 14:20] Joe: any overhanging snags to throw a lassoo at ?
[2026/02/22 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll Perception
[2026/02/22 14:20] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/02/22 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not as far as you can see
[2026/02/22 14:21] Sapphire: "Someone want to come with me and look for the stairs?" Emily asks, walking in the direction of one of the unexplored passages
[2026/02/22 14:22] Mecha: Yeah, I'll come with you
[2026/02/22 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: The passages open to small chambers used as store rooms. They're quite identical, broken barrels and crates, covered in frost and quite brittle, with whatever was in them frozen to rock hard lumps. One of the chambers has a ladder, going up to an opening
[2026/02/22 14:24] Mecha: I think that is going to be our only option. Want me to check?"
[2026/02/22 14:24] Sapphire: "Yeah. I'll be right behind you."
[2026/02/22 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: unless you plan levitating up the central lift shaft
[2026/02/22 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: all going up?
[2026/02/22 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me doesn't hear a "no", so... CON checks for all! (Sapphire rolls with advantage)
[2026/02/22 14:26] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2026/02/22 14:26] Jassie: yea lets do it
[2026/02/22 14:26] Mecha: No, me first to make sure it is safe
[2026/02/22 14:26] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2026/02/22 14:26] D10: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/02/22 14:26] Jassie: we'll be fine
[2026/02/22 14:26] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/02/22 14:26] Joe: I take as much of the rope as can realistically carry and follow the others
[2026/02/22 14:26] Mecha: why in the smeg did this one roll a D10?
[2026/02/22 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: 2D10
[2026/02/22 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Because you're a wally.
[2026/02/22 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: you got 50' of old and rapidly stiffening rope.
[2026/02/22 14:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/02/22 14:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/02/22 14:28] Sapphire: sorry about that delay
[2026/02/22 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone except Jassie passed CON check
[2026/02/22 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's COLD up there, you're frozen to your very bones. Jassie even more so, and suffers -1 to CON.
[2026/02/22 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're in a large-ish chamber, and rather rimed with frost.
[2026/02/22 14:29] Jassie: aww
[2026/02/22 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's also a number of figures, they seem to be tall, slender cones of snow, with sticks for arms jutting out, and pumpkins with grotesque grins clustering around, looking at you
[2026/02/22 14:30] Joe: whispers: collect the sticks for firewood
[2026/02/22 14:30] Sapphire: Emily looks around, noting the snowman and jack o lantern people.
[2026/02/22 14:30] Jassie: are they approaching us?
[2026/02/22 14:30] Jassie: or just looking
[2026/02/22 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: They are, and leaving a trail of fresh snow as they approach.
[2026/02/22 14:31] Mecha: Do they look like they are ready to attack?
[2026/02/22 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: idk, how do you think they're going to attack?
[2026/02/22 14:32] Sapphire: hug us to death perhaps
[2026/02/22 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's possible, but, probably not likely
[2026/02/22 14:32] Sapphire: Emily glances up to the roof of the chamber. How far away, any decorations?
[2026/02/22 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: About ten, fifteen feet, and, liberally decorated with dangling stalactites - or 'mites? - of deep-frozen ice.
[2026/02/22 14:33] Mecha: they are in front of us and the door is below us, what is behind us?
[2026/02/22 14:34] Joe: -tites. "mites might one day reach the ceiling, 'tites hang on tite'"
[2026/02/22 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: An empty chamber, with drifts of snow.
[2026/02/22 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: thank you, Joe, I can never remember
[2026/02/22 14:35] Sapphire: stalaCtites are on the Ceiling. stalaGmites are on the Ground.
[2026/02/22 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: also good
[2026/02/22 14:35] Jassie: hahaha
[2026/02/22 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! What are you going to do?
[2026/02/22 14:35] Sapphire: "Let's keep out of the way of those snow servants." Emily suggests, moving to the side.
[2026/02/22 14:35] Joe: so long as they stay there and don't plan on falling on us like that crazy contraption in the last room
[2026/02/22 14:35] Jassie: idk the diff, stlagmiteties
[2026/02/22 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, don't go pulling any levers, Joe, you might be okay
[2026/02/22 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: this isn't a guarantee, by the way
[2026/02/22 14:36] Mecha: We have to keep moving. we need that gem." AS I start walking towards the pumpkin snowmen
[2026/02/22 14:36] Jassie: I mean at this point, im just following along
[2026/02/22 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: The snow figures watch Gwen with a friendly albeit slightly spooky expression.
[2026/02/22 14:37] Jassie: "agreed though, not sure if they gonna become an issue
[2026/02/22 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: As Talia steps forwards, they stand there, looking vaguely sinister, but make no offensive action.
[2026/02/22 14:37] Joe: I have an oil flask and tinderbox, they won't be an issue for long
[2026/02/22 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: someone want to make a Perception check?
[2026/02/22 14:38] Sapphire: when did Gwen get here?
[2026/02/22 14:38] Sapphire: Perception
[2026/02/22 14:38] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2026/02/22 14:38] Jassie: "not necesaary Joe, but lets watch them for now."
[2026/02/22 14:38] Joe: We are still talking about stlagmetities, right ?
[2026/02/22 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen fails, because she's not here. For Gwen, read Emily.
[2026/02/22 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who also notices nothing.
[2026/02/22 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Anyone else?
[2026/02/22 14:39] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/02/22 14:39] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/02/22 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia notices: a pale, slender elf-like humanoid, blonde hair pale blue eyes, looking somewhat wild and feral. He notices Talia noticing him, and beckons to come close
[2026/02/22 14:41] Jassie: "and no Joe, the snow dudes."
[2026/02/22 14:41] Mecha: Talia nods and slowly approaches. carefull. She doesn't say she senses a trap but she does
[2026/02/22 14:41] Jassie: Do I see the elf person
[2026/02/22 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: He speaks quietly, as if expecting to be overheard: "Are you the ones? Come you have, the warm-blooded, to save us from her evil?"
[2026/02/22 14:44] Sapphire: Emily looks around at the soft sound of someone speaking just beyond what she can make out?
[2026/02/22 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: he's not whispering; you should just about hear.
[2026/02/22 14:46] Jassie: /me keeps awatch from a distance, weapons and shield always on the ready
[2026/02/22 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: did we lose Mecha?
[2026/02/22 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, Joe? :-)
[2026/02/22 14:47] Joe: I can hear the elf ?
[2026/02/22 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Just about, he's not whispering and you're near Talia
[2026/02/22 14:48] Joe: I suppose we should ask who he is and what he is doing here?
[2026/02/22 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Me Caelen. Bring you to Kandar, will I. Come!" He beckons to follow
[2026/02/22 14:49] Mecha: I think so... " Talia mutters."What is going on?"
[2026/02/22 14:50] Mecha: *Sorry a few moments of lag and freeze*
[2026/02/22 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Caelen: "Much evil. Much bad. Come!"
[2026/02/22 14:50] Sapphire: "I think the people the Icy one rules over... *wish* to be free of her," she whispers back, almost compelled to follow.
[2026/02/22 14:51] Joe: I want to Detect Evil
[2026/02/22 14:51] Mecha: Talia nods and begins following before calling back."Keep your eyes peeled in case this is a trap."
[2026/02/22 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: You detect a faint aura of evil about the area
[2026/02/22 14:52] Joe: Is there any concenrtation of Evil coming from Caelen ?
[2026/02/22 14:52] Jassie: and who is Kandar?
[2026/02/22 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Caelan leads the way, through a large chamber that has a huge shaft going up and down, with ropes dangling forlornly. And up a ramp and through another chamber, to point to a doorway. "There, Kandar, explain will he."
[2026/02/22 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: hard to say, Joe. Evil everywhere.
[2026/02/22 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: Roll D20
[2026/02/22 14:55] D20: Jassie rolls 14
[2026/02/22 14:55] Jassie: sorry, was readiong
[2026/02/22 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandar... Kandar... he was the guy who had a crush on you. Bit weedy and spotty, and you turned him down as you were going to join the church. Later on you heard he married the bakers' daughter, a voluptuous blonde, and he became the village blacksmith.
[2026/02/22 14:57] Sapphire: So we can travel the ramps instead of the ropes?
[2026/02/22 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's adviseable, unless you fancy climbing frozen ropes
[2026/02/22 14:59] Sapphire: ramps preferred!
[2026/02/22 14:59] Jassie: "hmmm, oh boy..."
[2026/02/22 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Then you are before a doorway to another chamber, with Caelen pointing for you to go in!
[2026/02/22 15:00] Mecha: I motion for the others to wait here as I open the door a crack and look inside
[2026/02/22 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's...
[2026/02/22 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....now we're getting tenion...
[2026/02/22 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: ... a medium-sized chamber beyond the door
[2026/02/22 15:01] Sapphire: what's the floors here like?
[2026/02/22 15:01] Mecha: Is there anything IN that chamber?
[2026/02/22 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you want to see more, you might consider actually going in
[2026/02/22 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're like hard, cold, covered in drifts of snow.
[2026/02/22 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mostly ice and rock. You'll see more inside.
[2026/02/22 15:02] Mecha: I enter the room
[2026/02/22 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me hopes everyone follows; Bad Things happen when a party is split up.
[2026/02/22 15:02] Jassie: we follow along
[2026/02/22 15:02] Jassie: or at least I
[2026/02/22 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Cold intensifies almost by the minute, or, you're really starting to feel it.. Frost thickens along stone seams; breath fogs instantly. It looks like a living area, there's wooden tables, chairs, all covered in frost and ice.
[2026/02/22 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: A tall, pale figure steps from the shadows — an elf wrapped in furs, eyes like winter sky. "Kandar people live in peace, but Ice Queen invaded this area long ago. Much power Ice Queen has, to kill Kandar people, and steal our home. Help us, kill Ice Queen, and Kandar show you secret."
[2026/02/22 15:04] Sapphire: Staying close
[2026/02/22 15:05] Sapphire: "But how will we get close enough to do that? Even here the ice is chilling my party to our bones."
[2026/02/22 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Kandar not know. But others come, evil little green warmies. They work with Ice Queen."
[2026/02/22 15:06] Mecha: Step in, kick ass repeat." Talia growls."But the environment is against us as well."
[2026/02/22 15:06] Sapphire: "The Kobolds. They serve, or served, a dragon known as Embermaw."
[2026/02/22 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Kandar not know about that. Kill these... kobolds... and kill Ice Queen!"
[2026/02/22 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I have full confidence a party of level 7 players can handle a little cold, if 1/2HD kobolds can.)
[2026/02/22 15:08] Jassie: /me looks at Kandar, does he look anything like what I remembered?
[2026/02/22 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll D20
[2026/02/22 15:08] Mecha: POint me in the direction, I'll go squash some kobolds.
[2026/02/22 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandar gives directions to the way out of this basement/cellar/dungeon area. "But, one of you hurt, healing he needs, healing he shall have." Kandar starts to chant and wave his hands at Joe.
[2026/02/22 15:11] Mecha: *Was gonna ask how is Joes eye doing?*
[2026/02/22 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me awaits what, if anything, Joe does about this
[2026/02/22 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's rather icky and gross to look at, he really should get an eyepatch
[2026/02/22 15:12] Joe: my lost eye is freezing cold and painful, thanks for asking
[2026/02/22 15:12] D20: Jassie rolls 14
[2026/02/22 15:13] Jassie: would like to heal it, but i dont think i can for now, need a better healer for that
[2026/02/22 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie passes Wisdom check and realizes the DM was bullshitting her after she failed the memory check
[2026/02/22 15:13] Mecha: I growl at him."Still wearing the ring of regeneration I gave you?"
[2026/02/22 15:13] Joe: yes
[2026/02/22 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandar finishes the spell he is casting on Joe.
[2026/02/22 15:13] Joe: for which i am forever grateful
[2026/02/22 15:13] Jassie: /me pokes sonja
[2026/02/22 15:14] Sapphire: Emily considers, and then asks, "who else has tried to take down the Ice Queen before us?"
[2026/02/22 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: brain damage healed, recovers lost INT, and, because I feel generous, regains 3 lost hit points.
[2026/02/22 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandar answers Emily: "Kandar not know."
[2026/02/22 15:14] Jassie: can i try to ascertain what spell he just used?
[2026/02/22 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Some sort of better heal spell than you can cast
[2026/02/22 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandar: "Now go! Kill Ice Queen! She with warm bad greenies and big white thing, they plan evil!"
[2026/02/22 15:17] Joe: wow! I show my appreciation to kandar
[2026/02/22 15:17] Sapphire: "Wish us good luck?" Emily asks, on the way up
[2026/02/22 15:17] Mecha: Talia shakes her head and proceeds to move forward.
[2026/02/22 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kandar nods. "Kandar much wish good luck."
[2026/02/22 15:18] Joe: returns ring of regeneration to Mecha and practices blinking with my new eye
[2026/02/22 15:18] Jassie: "wish me good luck." says freezing in her armour
[2026/02/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Following the directions you got, leads to a chamber which is bitterly cold. Rotting barrels line the walls - once used to store casks of ale in better days. The wood is split and frost-bloomed, iron hoops eaten away by rime. No supplies remain.. there is a passage sloping steeply upwards. But it's even colder still....
[2026/02/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll CON checks
[2026/02/22 15:19] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/02/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also: Joe still has one eye.
[2026/02/22 15:19] Joe: oh right
[2026/02/22 15:19] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/02/22 15:19] D20: Jassie rolls 20
[2026/02/22 15:19] Jassie: so, he still has one eye but not in pain and brain stuff is ok?
[2026/02/22 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe passes CON check.... as does Talia.... Jassie.... Oh no....
[2026/02/22 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: as far as you can tell without opening up his head and taking a look
[2026/02/22 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: critical fail, lose 2 CON
[2026/02/22 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire roll 2D20
[2026/02/22 15:22] Jassie: "oh god, guys im freezing...."
[2026/02/22 15:22] Jassie: im probably all blue now
[2026/02/22 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, you're 8 points away from being a clerical popsicle
[2026/02/22 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, Joe has oil and a flint, I'm sure he can stop you freezing to deff
[2026/02/22 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: we lost Sapphire?
[2026/02/22 15:23] D20: Sapphire rolls 20
[2026/02/22 15:23] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/02/22 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2026/02/22 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: critical fail averted!
[2026/02/22 15:24] Jassie: im gonna cast heat metal on myself!
[2026/02/22 15:24] Jassie: but not too hot
[2026/02/22 15:24] Jassie: like warming
[2026/02/22 15:24] Sapphire: Emily pats jassie on the back. "That makes two of us!"
[2026/02/22 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: it doesn't come with a dial, Jassie
[2026/02/22 15:24] Sapphire: Genie-Emily is notably blue of skin and.... finding this Ice Realm kinda invigorating.
[2026/02/22 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Heading on up?
[2026/02/22 15:25] Mecha: We keep moving. at least Talia does
[2026/02/22 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: You ascend to a large chamber, dominated by a crude lift system: Heavy wooden beams brace the ceiling, and thick ropes feed through a pulley mechanism. The lift appears to be missing, though.
[2026/02/22 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: But, What's of possibly greater interest, though, is the appearance of....
[2026/02/22 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: The temperature drops even further, the air suddenly stills. Frost creeps rapidly along the beams and stone floor. Breath fogs instantly, then crystallizes. A presence makes itself known! Ice forms in the air, spiraling inward — a tall, regal figure coalesces from frost and drifting snow. Her eyes glow like pale stars trapped in ice.
[2026/02/22 15:27] Joe: Hold on, I'm lighting a torch so we have raw fire to keep Jassie warm
[2026/02/22 15:27] Joe: and the rest of us too probably
[2026/02/22 15:27] Mecha: "Holy hells that's hot."Talia says."No pun intended."
[2026/02/22 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: She smiles. When she speaks, her voice is surprisingly warm and soft, even almost playful. "Well, if it isn't the heroes. Feeling a little cold, are we?"
[2026/02/22 15:28] Mecha: Not anymore.
[2026/02/22 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: A torch will not keep you warm.
[2026/02/22 15:28] Sapphire: Emily nods, and looks up to the ceiling for anything hiding away up there.
[2026/02/22 15:28] Jassie: /me shivers to herself
[2026/02/22 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: "It'll get colder, trust me on that. Your lives are worth a lot to someone who will grant me anything I want if I give them your heads."
[2026/02/22 15:28] Mecha: *Oh gods I have the frostbitten fighter flirting with the snowflaked Femme Fatale*
[2026/02/22 15:29] Sapphire: "what do you plan to ask from them, for our heads?"
[2026/02/22 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen smiles. "Whatever I want."
[2026/02/22 15:30] Jassie: /me shakes her head while shivering, "Well my head aint for sale yet."
[2026/02/22 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe? Sapphire? Mecha?
[2026/02/22 15:32] Mecha: Talia moves forward."Well hot or not, gonna have to put ya down." as she draws the sword
[2026/02/22 15:33] Sapphire: Emily prepares the casting of a shield spell.
[2026/02/22 15:33] Jassie: /me goes oh boy, and gets ready to heat shit up
[2026/02/22 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ice Queen (Laughs): "Oh, really. I hope you like my... *frosty* sense of humour!" The cold deepens. Frost spreads unnaturally fast. Then - without warning - she shatters into drifting snow and vanishes. The cold, however, remains.
[2026/02/22 15:34] Jassie: this bitch...
[2026/02/22 15:34] Sapphire: "....I want to learn that trick," she comments.
[2026/02/22 15:35] Joe: Are there exits from this very cold place ?
[2026/02/22 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Might want to follow the passage. She might be the end of it. Perhaps even warmth!
[2026/02/22 15:35] Joe: I want to prepare my flask of oil to douse the bitch with it when i get a chance to
[2026/02/22 15:35] Mecha: We keep moving forward.
[2026/02/22 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: The passage leads to a cavernous chamber is unnaturally cold and echoes with the chatter of kobolds. Broken icicles hang from the ceiling; the frost crunches underfoot. Some kobolds are clustered around something; talking loudly: "First squad, this second squad. Have elves under control, but hear pesky humans sneaking about. Better meet Ice Queen fast!" The thing is a fist sized stone...
[2026/02/22 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: The rest of the kobolds are menacing a few captured Ice Elves, who they've tied up, and are threatening to sacrifice them to their great God.
[2026/02/22 15:39] Jassie: can i do a, "SURPRISE MOFOS!" pop out and cast produce flame on them, which might alsom heat up the place a little.
[2026/02/22 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: (We may want to stop here, as Mecha needs to do something besides play D&D, and we don't have time for doing combat justice)
[2026/02/22 15:39] Sapphire: !!!
[2026/02/22 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: You certainly can, next time, if you win initiative ;-)
[2026/02/22 15:40] Sapphire: i should have been spending downtime talking jassie into teaching me more spells
[2026/02/22 15:40] Jassie: (Awww mecha)
[2026/02/22 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: ask the Ice Queen, she's pretty chill
[2026/02/22 15:40] Jassie: LOL
[2026/02/22 15:40] Jassie: b dum tshh
[2026/02/22 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm sure next week you'll get to ask the Ice Queen to explain herself ;-)