[2026/02/08 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... last week.... you were headed to Lake Avalon, on the trail of kobolds after some super weapon
[2026/02/08 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you fell prey to that most devious of DM traps, a barricade manned by kobolds
[2026/02/08 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: you managed to get to the side of it, only to face parachuting reinforcements.
[2026/02/08 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap out of the way GGGGGGGRRRRRRRREEEEETTTTTIIINNGGGSSSS Adventurers, other players slaughter kobolds for breakfast, you are the kobolds' breakfast.
[2026/02/08 14:07] Sapphire: Hey, if they try to eat Emily she tastes like ashes
[2026/02/08 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: looks like Jassie had just animated for zombie kobolds. Two are fighting you, several are tangled in a web over the barricade
[2026/02/08 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, Joe, Sapphire are by the barricade, in the woods
[2026/02/08 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is still in front of the barricade
[2026/02/08 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a loud HHHOOONNNKKKKK
[2026/02/08 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll initiative
[2026/02/08 14:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/02/08 14:08] D20: Joe rolls 12
[2026/02/08 14:08] D20: Jassie rolls 10
[2026/02/08 14:09] Sapphire: a loud honk? they're sending battle-geese at us?
[2026/02/08 14:09] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/02/08 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2026/02/08 14:10] D20: Mecha rolls 5
[2026/02/08 14:10] Jassie: hahaha, car honk
[2026/02/08 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia first, what do you do?
[2026/02/08 14:11] Mecha: Time to start following the route the others took
[2026/02/08 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: DEX check.
[2026/02/08 14:12] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/02/08 14:12] Mecha: *Woot!*
[2026/02/08 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: You nimbly dodge a snare! Impressivem given your DEX is 9
[2026/02/08 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/02/08 14:13] Jassie: commands the kobolds to attack those other 2
[2026/02/08 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: They round on the two surviving parachutists
[2026/02/08 14:13] Jassie: and then cast
[2026/02/08 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/02/08 14:14] Jassie: oh does that take my action?
[2026/02/08 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's an action
[2026/02/08 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep
[2026/02/08 14:14] Jassie: got it
[2026/02/08 14:14] Joe: im watching in awe as Jasie commands the kobolds to fight each other
[2026/02/08 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay...
[2026/02/08 14:14] Sapphire: that's a spell, or?
[2026/02/08 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily? you're next
[2026/02/08 14:15] Joe: (( no 'watching in awe' is not a spell, its amazement at a sight you don't see every day ))
[2026/02/08 14:16] Sapphire: how many kobolds are actively in combat right now? discounting the ones too webbed to be relevant?
[2026/02/08 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two are fighting you.
[2026/02/08 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: (that are able to, and that you can see...)
[2026/02/08 14:17] Sapphire: She pulls her dagger out and ice-picks the one attacking her in the face.
[2026/02/08 14:17] Sapphire: she really needs to get a better mage weapon....
[2026/02/08 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: let's see a D20
[2026/02/08 14:17] Sapphire: ( *feeds the d20 a cookie* )
[2026/02/08 14:17] D20: Sapphire rolls 9
[2026/02/08 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: best mage weapons is yer spells
[2026/02/08 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: A nine: gives a kobold a shave.
[2026/02/08 14:17] Jassie: mhm
[2026/02/08 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobolds next: target Sapphire
[2026/02/08 14:18] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/02/08 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily gets shanked.
[2026/02/08 14:18] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: ouf
[2026/02/08 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily is *badly* wounded.
[2026/02/08 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: One goes for Joe.
[2026/02/08 14:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/02/08 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: :-O
[2026/02/08 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Eee. Sorry, Joe.
[2026/02/08 14:19] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: roll 2D10
[2026/02/08 14:19] D10: Joe rolls 10
[2026/02/08 14:19] D10: Joe rolls 7
[2026/02/08 14:20] Sapphire: 4 damage to emily? or does it havea any bonus?
[2026/02/08 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh jesus
[2026/02/08 14:20] Jassie: oh wow damn
[2026/02/08 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe is knocked down by the force of the dagger blow - and hits his head on a rock on the way down. CRACK!
[2026/02/08 14:20] Mecha: oh shit
[2026/02/08 14:21] Joe: 3 times unlucky
[2026/02/08 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe suffers brain damage, and loses 1 INT.
[2026/02/08 14:21] Jassie: wowwee
[2026/02/08 14:21] Joe: thats every session for a week
[2026/02/08 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: coulda been worse.
[2026/02/08 14:22] Sapphire: oh right, we're using the crit tables....
[2026/02/08 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: The source of the loud HONK is revealed as six kobolds burst out of the trees. One carries a horn, three of them start to fiddle with strange tubes that have grips at one end. They seem to be trying to set fire to something in the tubes.
[2026/02/08 14:22] Joe: Sonja your dice are cursed
[2026/02/08 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Three others are fanning out in front, to form a picket line to defend the previously mentioned three kobolds.
[2026/02/08 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombies attack the two living parachutists
[2026/02/08 14:23] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/02/08 14:23] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 14:23] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/02/08 14:23] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:23] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: One punches a kobold to death.
[2026/02/08 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round!
[2026/02/08 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia! what do you do
[2026/02/08 14:25] Mecha: Walks by handing Joe her potion of healing."Drink this." Before tryingt o punch the nearest kobold. bare fisted full strength.
[2026/02/08 14:25] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/02/08 14:25] Mecha: And most likely missing
[2026/02/08 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're... punching....?
[2026/02/08 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: You punch the kobold to death.
[2026/02/08 14:26] Joe: -looks dazed but takes the potion-
[2026/02/08 14:26] Mecha: Yes and with her strength she gets a +1 to attack and 3 to damage
[2026/02/08 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! What do you do?
[2026/02/08 14:26] Mecha: *brb gotta stir dinner*
[2026/02/08 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, again: Emily: *badly* wounded.
[2026/02/08 14:29] Sapphire: how badly?
[2026/02/08 14:29] Jassie: yea
[2026/02/08 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: 6/20hp, with an AC of 10.
[2026/02/08 14:29] Jassie: ok
[2026/02/08 14:29] Sapphire: Emily is going to cast a Shield spell and then try to back out of combat.
[2026/02/08 14:29] Jassie: gonna grab her arm
[2026/02/08 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: you should NOT be on the front line.
[2026/02/08 14:29] Jassie: and cast cure serious wounds
[2026/02/08 14:29] D8: Jassie rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:29] D8: Jassie rolls 5
[2026/02/08 14:29] Jassie: amazing rolls
[2026/02/08 14:29] Sapphire: todo: get a crossbow
[2026/02/08 14:29] Jassie: ty dice
[2026/02/08 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: heals Emily 7hp
[2026/02/08 14:30] Jassie: your dice is really cursed
[2026/02/08 14:30] Jassie: 8!!
[2026/02/08 14:30] Sapphire: now at 7 damage of 20 health
[2026/02/08 14:30] Sapphire: oh, jassie gets a +1 ?
[2026/02/08 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: 14, Sapphire.
[2026/02/08 14:30] Jassie: i checked the spell on the doc that sonja gave
[2026/02/08 14:30] Jassie: 2d8+1
[2026/02/08 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Well done, always check what I say.
[2026/02/08 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/02/08 14:31] Joe: i drink the potion Talia gave me and stumble to my feet
[2026/02/08 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d8
[2026/02/08 14:31] D8: Joe rolls 7
[2026/02/08 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: gain 7hp
[2026/02/08 14:32] Joe: Thank you so much Talia I owe you one
[2026/02/08 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: the point of INT will require stronger magic.
[2026/02/08 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/02/08 14:33] Sapphire: I'd mentioned it out of turn earlier, but Emily will cast a *Shield* spell and try to get out of melee with her remaining movement.
[2026/02/08 14:33] Mecha: "Don't die, we'll call it even."
[2026/02/08 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're probably better off just getting out of melee range, Sapphire
[2026/02/08 14:34] Sapphire: will do that then
[2026/02/08 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you make a hasty retreat, I assume along the path you were originally heading down
[2026/02/08 14:35] Sapphire: ( always feels weird in this system that your legs and arms do not work at the same time)
[2026/02/08 14:35] Jassie: "I'll do my best to cover for you Emily.." nods
[2026/02/08 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: (They do, but, spell casting is an action. It takes your entire time to posture, chant and prepare reagents)
[2026/02/08 14:36] Sapphire: ( hmmm, alright )
[2026/02/08 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, the three kobolds at the back raise their tubes, which are hissing loudly. One aims at Joe.... BOOM!
[2026/02/08 14:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 14:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 14:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 8 damage, Joe you may make a DEX save for half.
[2026/02/08 14:36] d-20: 16
[2026/02/08 14:37] Joe: my own dice is also cursed
[2026/02/08 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: A cone of fire and gravel sprays out and engulfs Joe. The kobold in front simply ceases to exist.
[2026/02/08 14:38] Jassie: hahaha, we are all cursed in sonja's game
[2026/02/08 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another aims at Jassie
[2026/02/08 14:38] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:38] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 14:38] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:38] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7 points of damage, DEX check for half!
[2026/02/08 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie.
[2026/02/08 14:39] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2026/02/08 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: uh oh. Fail.
[2026/02/08 14:40] Jassie: ouch
[2026/02/08 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie and the guarding kobold take the full force of the blast!
[2026/02/08 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Third kobold aims at this crazy human who is punching out kobolds
[2026/02/08 14:40] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/02/08 14:40] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/02/08 14:40] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 14:40] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: 8 damage, Talia may DEX check for half
[2026/02/08 14:41] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2026/02/08 14:41] Mecha: took the full shot
[2026/02/08 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Full damage. You get blasted by fire and gravel - and very small pieces of the kobold who was in the way
[2026/02/08 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: The three kobolds laugh and high five each other
[2026/02/08 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombies move to attack!
[2026/02/08 14:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 14:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/02/08 14:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/02/08 14:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/02/08 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: well they're fucking useless
[2026/02/08 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: one even fell over.
[2026/02/08 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! Back to you.
[2026/02/08 14:42] Jassie: slaps her forehead when she sees that
[2026/02/08 14:43] Mecha: Talia is going to move towards the kobold that shot her, with a look on her face that should be intimidating before drawing the hammer and swinging at them
[2026/02/08 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2026/02/08 14:43] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/02/08 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d4
[2026/02/08 14:43] D4: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/02/08 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Slain!
[2026/02/08 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: now that's fightin'.
[2026/02/08 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/02/08 14:44] Jassie: how many kobolds are left at this point
[2026/02/08 14:44] Mecha: Mother fucker, shooting me... Got what he deserved." She growls loud enough the other Kobolds should hear.
[2026/02/08 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two with smoking tubes. Five stuck in webs.
[2026/02/08 14:45] Sapphire: both tubes went off? (and a third self-detonated?)
[2026/02/08 14:46] Jassie: gonna step back a little and cast spiritiual hammer then
[2026/02/08 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: They pointed them at you, the tubes spat cones of fire and gravel
[2026/02/08 14:46] Jassie: and use it to bonk one of the 2
[2026/02/08 14:46] Jassie: throws up my warhammer to do so
[2026/02/08 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2026/02/08 14:47] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2026/02/08 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 5 - roll d4
[2026/02/08 14:47] D4: Jassie rolls 2
[2026/02/08 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: THUMP he's down
[2026/02/08 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe
[2026/02/08 14:47] Jassie: right on the head
[2026/02/08 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: u made him ded
[2026/02/08 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: what's Joe going to do?
[2026/02/08 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Something awesome, no doubt!
[2026/02/08 14:49] Joe: I'm angry and chopping up kobolds with my battleaxe
[2026/02/08 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2026/02/08 14:49] D20: Joe rolls 19
[2026/02/08 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're chopping them up, you're chopping them down
[2026/02/08 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d8
[2026/02/08 14:49] D8: Joe rolls 7
[2026/02/08 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's an ancient art, and Joe chops that one apart
[2026/02/08 14:50] Joe: do i have time to jump up and down on it before chopping the next one ?
[2026/02/08 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: There are no kobolds left. What are you going to do about the webbed ones?
[2026/02/08 14:50] Joe: chop'em up
[2026/02/08 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: are you sure?
[2026/02/08 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, that was to the party
[2026/02/08 14:51] Mecha: Hey! You surrender?!
[2026/02/08 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Webbed Kobolds: "We surrender!"
[2026/02/08 14:52] Mecha: Talia looks to Joe."No chopping."
[2026/02/08 14:52] Jassie: are they sill holding weapons?
[2026/02/08 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mostly, yes, they are.
[2026/02/08 14:52] Sapphire: "Drop your weapons!"
[2026/02/08 14:52] Mecha: they might be webbed to them
[2026/02/08 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: *clank* *clank* *clank* (weapons drop)
[2026/02/08 14:53] Joe: "They're only going to trick us. Kobolds don't respect the ethical code of our Knightly Orders. We should leave them to hang and keep on walking."
[2026/02/08 14:54] Sapphire: "In the webs? That's fine, they can dangle a few hours and be alright after." She moves to go investigate these boom sticks.
[2026/02/08 14:54] Jassie: i agree,
[2026/02/08 14:54] Jassie: is everyone ok?
[2026/02/08 14:54] Jassie: consolidates the 2 zombies together
[2026/02/08 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: They are small, crudely made, and seem to be vaguely shaped like elongated bells.
[2026/02/08 14:55] Mecha: All right. we aint gonna kill ya but we aint letting you down. feel free to... hang around for a bit.
[2026/02/08 14:55] Joe: whispers: blurred vision and a terrible headache
[2026/02/08 14:55] Mecha: *brb*
[2026/02/08 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobolds: "Too bad, no find out who send us."
[2026/02/08 14:56] Joe: at this time Joe the Paladin doesn't much care about that
[2026/02/08 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, Sapphire?
[2026/02/08 14:58] Sapphire: She'll check the dead kobolds for other ingredients of their apparent magical staffs of gravel and fire blasting.
[2026/02/08 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: You find three rather dirty and crude stone daggers
[2026/02/08 14:59] Jassie: i will cast cure wounds on as many as i can
[2026/02/08 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, moving on, or, staying to hear what the kobolds say?
[2026/02/08 14:59] Jassie: can I only cast it once?
[2026/02/08 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: How many cure light wounds can you cast?
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: idk
[2026/02/08 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: there are limits to how many spells you can cast
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: oh 3321
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: i see
[2026/02/08 15:00] Sapphire: Emily will collect the parts that seem relevant and head over to check on the webbed kobolds. "How much do you get paid to guard this pass?"
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: i done bless once
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: no twice
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: no rest yet
[2026/02/08 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, you got 1 cure light wounds
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: so 2 more times
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: oh 1 more
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: yes
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: well, who looks hurt
[2026/02/08 15:00] Jassie: other than me
[2026/02/08 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: who you casting on?
[2026/02/08 15:01] Mecha: Talia however stops. "Now you see you had to open your mouth. She turns to the kobold."Did you see the one I punched to death?" She cracks her knuckles."Now who sent you?"
[2026/02/08 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire is probably worst off
[2026/02/08 15:01] Jassie: then thats who I will
[2026/02/08 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d8
[2026/02/08 15:01] D8: Jassie rolls 5
[2026/02/08 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Mecha: kobolds: "Closer, we tell. No good shout, not know who hear."
[2026/02/08 15:02] Jassie: its not much
[2026/02/08 15:02] Sapphire: She walks up closer to them
[2026/02/08 15:03] Mecha: Talia does as well."Try something and we set fire to the webs... and you."
[2026/02/08 15:04] Jassie: lol
[2026/02/08 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobolds: start to laugh. "We only had delay you!" They pull rings attached to the insides of their armour. *HHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSS*
[2026/02/08 15:05] Jassie: they burn to death?
[2026/02/08 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me gives you a minute to announce actions...
[2026/02/08 15:06] Sapphire: Emily books it!
[2026/02/08 15:06] Joe: at this time I would like to make it known I have been walking away from the barricade at an injured walking speed for the past few minutes
[2026/02/08 15:06] Sapphire: fleeeeeeee
[2026/02/08 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: BOOM!!!!
[2026/02/08 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/02/08 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/02/08 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/02/08 15:06] Mecha: Talia just shakes her head and walks away."Dumbasses
[2026/02/08 15:06] Jassie: runnn
[2026/02/08 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: A thunderous explosion tears webs, kobolds and barricades apart and flings the pieces far apart in a cloud of smoke and fire.
[2026/02/08 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dex checks from all
[2026/02/08 15:07] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/02/08 15:07] D20: Sapphire rolls 12
[2026/02/08 15:07] Joe: How far from the barricade did I get before it blew up?
[2026/02/08 15:07] D20: Joe rolls 7
[2026/02/08 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: & Jassie
[2026/02/08 15:09] D20: Jassie rolls 15
[2026/02/08 15:09] Jassie: sorry
[2026/02/08 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: good news is some of you were far away, but, some failed DEX checks... luckily you survive the explosion.
[2026/02/08 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Emily: at half hit points.
[2026/02/08 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rest of you: mostly dazed and burnt
[2026/02/08 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobold zombies blew up though.
[2026/02/08 15:10] Mecha: Talia growls." Do we need to rest or anything? If not let's keep going."
[2026/02/08 15:10] Joe: Is Kobold considered an edible ?
[2026/02/08 15:11] Mecha: *brb should be last time*
[2026/02/08 15:11] Sapphire: they have very low THC counts
[2026/02/08 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: By the sounds of it, there's something happening at Lake Avalon
[2026/02/08 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: are they considered edible? not really
[2026/02/08 15:11] Sapphire: Emily groans, "my lantern would hurt so much less....."
[2026/02/08 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: can you eat them if hungry? technically
[2026/02/08 15:12] Sapphire: She looks up. how much of the barricade survived that?
[2026/02/08 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roughly none of it. There's also a rather large smoking crater.
[2026/02/08 15:14] Jassie: sigh, theyw ere going to be useless as I could keep them...
[2026/02/08 15:14] Sapphire: She then directs her gaze to the rocks and cliffs to either side.
[2026/02/08 15:14] Jassie: thinks to herself
[2026/02/08 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: To Lake Avalon?
[2026/02/08 15:14] Joe: "Like I said, those things are demonic."
[2026/02/08 15:14] Jassie: maybe a rest?
[2026/02/08 15:14] Joe: hmm a rest sounds good
[2026/02/08 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: While Lake Avalon is under attack?
[2026/02/08 15:14] Joe: oh what?!
[2026/02/08 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're trying to get to Lake Avalon to prevent the kobolds getting a powerful weapon. They had a head start... and you've delayed a lot. If you're lucky, you can just catch them
[2026/02/08 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: but if you rest, they'll be long gone
[2026/02/08 15:16] Jassie: sigh
[2026/02/08 15:17] Jassie: fineeee
[2026/02/08 15:17] Joe: we need to jog
[2026/02/08 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me sings. "It's a hard knock life, for adventurers...."
[2026/02/08 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/02/08 15:19] Sapphire: Getting up and making our way to Lake Avalon, hauling one of the muskets for now
[2026/02/08 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....what muskets?
[2026/02/08 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: As for the road ahead: The village is normally quiet, a place visited by pilgrims and those in search of succour. Today, however, something is seriously amiss... The smell hits first — smoke, pitch, and something acrid, like burnt oil. Several of the cottages are burning merrily, with thick roiling smoke rising into the sky. Villagers are fleeing the village. "Run! They're everywhere! Little demons — they have fire!"
[2026/02/08 15:20] Jassie: oh no... more of these fuckers
[2026/02/08 15:20] Joe: Oh my anger has returned
[2026/02/08 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: At the road leading in between the cottages... stands a covered wagon.
[2026/02/08 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: What are you going to do?
[2026/02/08 15:21] Sapphire: does the covered wagon have any markings?
[2026/02/08 15:21] Joe: kill every kobold in the village in as close to a battle frenzy as my character class will allow
[2026/02/08 15:21] Jassie: LOL
[2026/02/08 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a plain wagon, plain white awning over it, a bit like you see in old Westerns
[2026/02/08 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Plans?
[2026/02/08 15:23] Mecha: take the wagon once we're done fighting the little bastards
[2026/02/08 15:24] Jassie: i ggot not much left, so i'll just follow along
[2026/02/08 15:25] Sapphire: so a Conestoga? or more a plain loop-and-hide with square layout?
[2026/02/08 15:25] Sapphire: Emily will move up to investigate the wagon's contents
[2026/02/08 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, that's a thought, I suppose... but then two kobolds throw back the awning. There's two kobolds standing in the back, one with one of their strange tubes, the other handling a much bigger, thicker, longer tube, which is starting to whistle loudly.
[2026/02/08 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone roll initiative!
[2026/02/08 15:25] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/02/08 15:26] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2026/02/08 15:26] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2026/02/08 15:27] D20: Joe rolls 20
[2026/02/08 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/02/08 15:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/02/08 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: The one with the big tube points it squarely at you all and shouts: "Eat drake-whistler, humens!" It starts to shriek REALLY loudly now, and shakes slightly
[2026/02/08 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is first!
[2026/02/08 15:29] Mecha: So technically how strong is Talia?
[2026/02/08 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: in what way?
[2026/02/08 15:31] Mecha: Like if Talia tries to roll the wagon to its side does she have a chance at 18 / 50 strength
[2026/02/08 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: it'll be Bend Bars / Lift Gates: 20% chance.
[2026/02/08 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll also be vulnerable to attack for the surrounding kobolds
[2026/02/08 15:32] Mecha: Let's give it a shot. At the very least hoping to cause the kobolds to stumble ruining their shot
[2026/02/08 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you charge to the wagon, I guess... roll 2D10
[2026/02/08 15:33] D10: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/02/08 15:33] D10: Mecha rolls 5
[2026/02/08 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Must be heavier'n it looks, you can't budge it despite heaving and straining
[2026/02/08 15:34] Mecha: cant even rock it a little?
[2026/02/08 15:34] Joe: (this is what is so frustrating about using Initiative system - i want to help Talia to lift the cart at the same time)
[2026/02/08 15:34] Jassie: i mean technically u can on your turn
[2026/02/08 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Every system and rule has pros and cons. Bear in mind Talia just charged straight into the thick of a knot of enemies, and still does not know what's IN the wagon)
[2026/02/08 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, you still can, it Talia/you/wagon are still intact at that point
[2026/02/08 15:36] Joe: (awaits my turn)
[2026/02/08 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobold with the big tube is not happy at someone trying to rock the wagon. He aims the tube down at Mecha, as the shrieking becomes a loud screeching scream
[2026/02/08 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: A fat round thing shoots out the end, accompanied by smoke and fire. It lands surprisingly close to Mecha as she struggles to upend the wagon.
[2026/02/08 15:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 15:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/08 15:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/02/08 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: It explodes for 10 damage with a loud BOOM! Talia can roll DEX to save for half.
[2026/02/08 15:38] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/02/08 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: She nimbly dodges and takes 5 damage!
[2026/02/08 15:39] Jassie: (thank goodness)
[2026/02/08 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: The explosion also takes out the kobolds - all for - and sets the wagon on fire (the parts that aren't blasted through the air) and flings it flying end-over-end, smoking and blazing merrily.
[2026/02/08 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rock, provisions, a water skin, and a scroll are tossed about, some smoking and burning.
[2026/02/08 15:40] Joe: "Nice!" Cheers enthusiastically for Mecha's courageous removal of a problem from our path
[2026/02/08 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2026/02/08 15:41] Jassie: well that solves them at least
[2026/02/08 15:41] Sapphire: Emily moves to catch the scroll and dampens out the burning
[2026/02/08 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gonna take a gander at the scroll?
[2026/02/08 15:41] Jassie: might as well
[2026/02/08 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobold isn't a particularly hard language to read. "Skuzz: We must get this Daikatana and the gemstones. It is weapon of great power. Our hero will be unbeatable. Stop the humans! After Avalon, meet at Ice Fortress for first gem. In Emberclaws' name, do not fail! Zephyx."
[2026/02/08 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sounds like there's a helluva battle going on by the lake.
[2026/02/08 15:44] Jassie: and a nodachi and gemstones
[2026/02/08 15:44] Jassie: a nodachi sounds good yess
[2026/02/08 15:44] Joe: "We should make our way to the lake." (and kill every Kobold along the way)
[2026/02/08 15:44] Mecha: Talia looks around to make sure there are not any more
[2026/02/08 15:45] Jassie: practices shadow swinging with an imaginary katana
[2026/02/08 15:45] Sapphire: "Ice Fortress. Do you guys know where that is?"
[2026/02/08 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: You encounter fleeing blue-skinned half fish, half elves - Nixies, clearly badly beaten by the enemy at the lake. "We've been attacked by monsters! They're slaughtering us!"
[2026/02/08 15:45] Sapphire: "Kobolds? Or other kinds of monsters?" Emily asks, not quite the same shade of blue, but still someone who stands out
[2026/02/08 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: They don't stay to discuss the finer details. "Monsters!"
[2026/02/08 15:46] Mecha: Talia hears that and begins moving to the lake
[2026/02/08 15:47] Sapphire: Can we see the monsters from here?
[2026/02/08 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a lot of bodies scattered about. Humans, Nixies, Kobolds, it's clearly been the scene of a pitched battle. Some are still fighting, others, trying to aid the falled.
[2026/02/08 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: The scene at the lake itself is one of utter insanity. There's a few deep-frozen figures in blocks of ice, ice floes are bobbing on the lake, which is bubbling and foaming crazily, hinting at some titanic struggle going on underneath the surface. Wounded, bloody Nixies are fleeing in all directions, and figures lie scattered all around.
[2026/02/08 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nixies: "They're attacking! The Lady of the Lake - she's in danger! Please, help us, there's too many for us!"
[2026/02/08 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me gets a drum roll ready for what is about to come next
[2026/02/08 15:48] Sapphire: "My friends and I cannot breath underwater! can you help us with that?"
[2026/02/08 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Joe, Jassie?
[2026/02/08 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also: d20, Sapphire
[2026/02/08 15:49] Jassie: do i see a couple dead kobolds around?
[2026/02/08 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's plenty of dead lying about.
[2026/02/08 15:49] Jassie: I'm lvl 7
[2026/02/08 15:49] Jassie: i will bring back 7 kobolds
[2026/02/08 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm Sonja
[2026/02/08 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: How?
[2026/02/08 15:50] Mecha: Talia yells for the nixies to get to town before heading to the lake for any baddies in the way.
[2026/02/08 15:50] Jassie: last spell
[2026/02/08 15:50] Jassie: animate dead
[2026/02/08 15:50] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/02/08 15:50] Jassie: and im spent
[2026/02/08 15:50] Jassie: The priest can animate one skeleton or one zombie for each experience level he has attained
[2026/02/08 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: passes INT check. You know that Nixies can in fact help other creatures breathe under water.
[2026/02/08 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me rolls that drum across the table
[2026/02/08 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: The waters start foaming even more and what looks like a huge white dragon that has been crudely stitched together from body parts. Despite the crude stitching, it's clear the parts are all parts of one dragon, cut to pieces and reassembled. There is an old scar running down her neck from a fight with another dragon long ago. It's clearly not a living dragon, and it's very disquieting to look at; it seems to be an abomination against every good god in existance.
[2026/02/08 15:51] Joe: I am feeling miserable with remorse. I have 1x lay of hands, not nearly enough to do much good to the dead and dying laying all around. I want to heal the nearest injured non-kobold.
[2026/02/08 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: But what is really incongruous is the tiny figure perched on the dragons' shoulders, looking almost, almost like a very tiny albino dragon, wearing a battered chest plate and holding aloft a battered and corroded shard of metal.
[2026/02/08 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who knows who they're looking at?
[2026/02/08 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Jassie, looking at you particularly ;-)
[2026/02/08 15:52] Jassie: do I recognize?
[2026/02/08 15:53] Jassie: or looks familar
[2026/02/08 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: you should; roll D20 with advantage
[2026/02/08 15:53] Jassie: consolidates my 7 kobold zombies
[2026/02/08 15:53] D20: Jassie rolls 1
[2026/02/08 15:53] D20: Jassie rolls 2
[2026/02/08 15:53] Jassie: LOL
[2026/02/08 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Critical success!
[2026/02/08 15:53] Joe: Yay!
[2026/02/08 15:54] Jassie: haha
[2026/02/08 15:54] Jassie: for this kinda thin
[2026/02/08 15:54] Jassie: do i ge extra info?
[2026/02/08 15:54] Sapphire: Didn't we help out a white dragon a while back?
[2026/02/08 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: You remember, despite all the time that passed, clear as day, when you were talking to Sonja y Ddraig Goch, as you knew her then. "Go find Blizzarra, the white dragon, she's at the top of the Ramtop Mountains. You'll recognize her easily, there's a scar at the side of her muzzle, that I gave her long ago."
[2026/02/08 15:55] Mecha: oh... shit
[2026/02/08 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: And when you got to the top of the mountain... her young told you, she was attacked, slaughtered and butchered, the pieces carted off in wagons.
[2026/02/08 15:55] Sapphire: and there were carts!
[2026/02/08 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: This.... is that dragon. You are looking at Blizzarra.
[2026/02/08 15:55] Sapphire: so.... did her young get reunited with mom?
[2026/02/08 15:55] Jassie: oh boy
[2026/02/08 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Unless they died too, unlikely.
[2026/02/08 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: It is -clearly- not alive.
[2026/02/08 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: But there's more!
[2026/02/08 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Blizzarras' lips curl back, in a huge draconic grin, as her milky white dead eyes gaze at you. She's... smiling.
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: The albino kobold, wearing that chest plate and holding that corroded metal stick, is not grinning. With his red eyes blazing with hatred as he eyes Jassie, he flips you all off with a birdie.
[2026/02/08 15:58] Mecha: In case Talia wasn't clear a few moments ago."Oh shit."
[2026/02/08 15:58] Jassie: erm... hello there i guess?
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: "To the Ice Fortress, brethren!" Blizzarra flaps her wings, creating a gust of icy air as she climbs into the sky
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sapphire: Emily eyes that albino kobold. "So this is your great weapon? A defiled dragon body?"
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sapphire: Oh!
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sapphire: Emily has Magic Missile!
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: (You cast Heat Metal on him last time, Jassie)
[2026/02/08 15:58] Sapphire: and that albino kobold is in range?
[2026/02/08 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: For one round.
[2026/02/08 15:59] Sapphire: Do i have reason to hink that metal stick of his is important or powerful?
[2026/02/08 15:59] Sapphire: think*
[2026/02/08 15:59] Sapphire: basically to decide if i should all in on hitting him, his staff, or split
[2026/02/08 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Other than the fact they're here to retrieve a powerful weapon... and he seems pretty pleased with himself...
[2026/02/08 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can't target an object
[2026/02/08 16:00] Sapphire: Can i target his hands?
[2026/02/08 16:00] Jassie: i know what I did now lol
[2026/02/08 16:00] Jassie: but i dont have anything left
[2026/02/08 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: per RAW: Inanimate objects (locks, etc.) cannot be damaged by the spell, and any attempt to do so wastes the missiles to no effect.
[2026/02/08 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: You can't target a body part, only a specific identifyable creature
[2026/02/08 16:01] Sapphire: ok, will blast him while he's in range
[2026/02/08 16:01] Sapphire: Magic Missle, cast at 7th level... is 4 missiles?
[2026/02/08 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, roll 4d4
[2026/02/08 16:02] Sapphire: /me gives the dice another cookie
[2026/02/08 16:02] Sapphire: hum
[2026/02/08 16:02] Sapphire: we do have a d4?
[2026/02/08 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: the orange die
[2026/02/08 16:02] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/02/08 16:02] D4: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/02/08 16:02] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/02/08 16:02] D4: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/02/08 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: I've been rolling it all night!
[2026/02/08 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Glowing missiles hurtle to the albino kobold and slam into him.
[2026/02/08 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: 11 points of damage. You hear loud screams and curses.
[2026/02/08 16:03] Jassie: that is 1 tanky kobold
[2026/02/08 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, the kobolds around the lake start backing away.
[2026/02/08 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: It is!
[2026/02/08 16:03] Mecha: Anything I might be able to throw at it?
[2026/02/08 16:04] Jassie: how far is the dragon before it ook off?
[2026/02/08 16:04] Jassie: took*
[2026/02/08 16:04] Jassie: like from us
[2026/02/08 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: the chestplate and albinism is a clue
[2026/02/08 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: not sure, Mecha... it's flying away and anything you throw is likely to be as effective as punching fog
[2026/02/08 16:04] Jassie: within range of a turn undead?
[2026/02/08 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's now 200yds and widening.
[2026/02/08 16:05] Jassie: let me check
[2026/02/08 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Out of range for that
[2026/02/08 16:05] Mecha: Can Talia try to use the lucky cat figurine to up her chances to hit?
[2026/02/08 16:06] Jassie: ah
[2026/02/08 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: what are you going to throw that has a 200+ yd range?
[2026/02/08 16:06] Sapphire: an ugly rumor
[2026/02/08 16:06] Joe: Are there any of the kobolds boom sticks laying around in immediate reach ?
[2026/02/08 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a lot of scattered equipment, all quite useless/rusty/cheap
[2026/02/08 16:07] Joe: crossbow?
[2026/02/08 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: does not have 200+ yd range.
[2026/02/08 16:07] Mecha: *Could say a rock but even then there would be an issue. Woulda been cool though*
[2026/02/08 16:07] Joe: longbow?
[2026/02/08 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you find a wand of firing definite deff. Roll d20.
[2026/02/08 16:08] Joe: i aint touching that it sounds dodgy
[2026/02/08 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2026/02/08 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, let's move on.
[2026/02/08 16:08] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/02/08 16:08] Jassie: i'll use it
[2026/02/08 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: More foaming at the lake, and the Lady appears, an elder Nixie matriarch, clearly very clawed and battered, at 1hp now. "They dared! They dared to attack us in the lake. We were taken by surprise - they knew about the Daikatana and headed straight for it! We had no chance to mount an effective defence."
[2026/02/08 16:08] Jassie: grabs at the wand and fires
[2026/02/08 16:08] D20: Jassie rolls 12
[2026/02/08 16:09] Joe: ooh i get to lay hands on the lady of the lake
[2026/02/08 16:10] Joe: the stuff of teenage fantasy
[2026/02/08 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're going to heal the old fish girl?
[2026/02/08 16:10] Joe: oh yes
[2026/02/08 16:10] Joe: Jassie is zapping the mofo
[2026/02/08 16:10] Mecha: Talia is going to search Kobold bodies
[2026/02/08 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Thank you, brave Sir, but I fear so many of my subjects now lie dead and dying - and we failed to defend the Daikatana. You must retrieve it before they recover the power gems - the warrior who wields the Daikatana is unbeatable and all of Britainnia shall be theirs. You must do this - retrieve the Daikatana!"
[2026/02/08 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: new quest: Retrieve the Daikatana and the Power Gems.
[2026/02/08 16:11] Joe: "Well what good did the Daikatana do yor fish people? Its a useless bit of junk."
[2026/02/08 16:12] Mecha: This one is glad Talia was far enough away that she did not hear that
[2026/02/08 16:12] Jassie: wand doesnt do anything?
[2026/02/08 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: A nearby cloaked woman is tending wounded. "Names' Megan, I'm something of a bard. I can't help in combat, but, I can help in other ways. I heard trouble was coming so I came to help, but, seems I arrived too late. Bring me with you - I'll help you in your quest."
[2026/02/08 16:13] Sapphire: "We'll be glad to have anyone who wants to come with us."
[2026/02/08 16:13] Sapphire: "Was the daikatana that damaged sword the kobold was holding aloft?
[2026/02/08 16:13] Jassie: i think this wand is broken guys
[2026/02/08 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: I've just given you all a scroll: History of the Daikatana, which the bard, Megan, recites to you.
[2026/02/08 16:14] Mecha: If the wand isn't working, hold onto it maybe someone can charge or fix it
[2026/02/08 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Or maybe I was trying to knock the nonsense of trying the impossible on the head, but, mercifully we moved on before we needed an obvious fake object)
[2026/02/08 16:16] Jassie: (i hate u)
[2026/02/08 16:16] Jassie: tosses it away
[2026/02/08 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I hated u first, so nyah.)
[2026/02/08 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Megan: "It would seem they have indeed stolen the Daikatana. Are... are you those guys who... sided with Sonja y Ddraig Goch?"
[2026/02/08 16:18] Mecha: Talia takes the wand and looks to the bard."Glad ta have ya, and yes we are."She pauses a moment." I hate to say it but we have to rest. Maybe we can find some horses or something to travel faster."
[2026/02/08 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Megan: "I simply HAVE to come with you. We can probably rest here, now the kobolds are gone."
[2026/02/08 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Megan: "Oh! I nearly forgot. I found this scroll on one of the kobolds." She shows you the scroll. "Zephyx: Humans on way to Avalon. We ambush, we kill humans. You get Daikatana, then we go get gems. We head to Ice Fortress portal, shrine top of Ramtop Mountains. For great God Emberclaw! Skuzz."
[2026/02/08 16:19] Jassie: that would be amazing, as im completely spent
[2026/02/08 16:20] Sapphire: "They tried to killed us, but they wren't ready for us. They did, sadly, slow us down."
[2026/02/08 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Megan: "So... where is Sonja y Ddraig Goch now?"
[2026/02/08 16:21] Mecha: Talia looks around first to the Lady of the lake." is there anything we can do to help you at this moment. We need to rest or we will be useless but while we're here..."
[2026/02/08 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lady of the Lake, as her Nixies slip back into the water. "Please. Just recover the Daikatana. It's vital!"
[2026/02/08 16:22] Jassie: (wait where our dragon go? cant remember, and i haver to go!)
[2026/02/08 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: (To her lair, to safeguard her hatchlings.)
[2026/02/08 16:22] Jassie: (thats right!0
[2026/02/08 16:22] Sapphire: "Protecting her hatchlings. We are sent as her agents."
[2026/02/08 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Megan: "I really hope to meet her!"
[2026/02/08 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: aaaaaaaaaand on that note, we end the session!
[2026/02/08 16:23] Jassie: yay! rest
[2026/02/08 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: paws up who liked this explosive meeting with an old friend?
[2026/02/08 16:23] Jassie: and i have 7 kobolds
[2026/02/08 16:24] Joe: are nixies edibles?
[2026/02/08 16:24] Jassie: fuck that whitte kobold
[2026/02/08 16:24] Mecha: /me raises paw
[2026/02/08 16:24] Jassie: im gonna heatt metal him again next time
[2026/02/08 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: only if dead
[2026/02/08 16:24] Joe: looks at the sad scene on the shore of the lake
[2026/02/08 16:24] Joe: yeah fuck that white kobold
[2026/02/08 16:24] Jassie: mass ressurection
[2026/02/08 16:25] Mecha: well they could be in other way but you might wanna by them dinner and be able to hold your breath
[2026/02/08 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next time, you'll be up in the mountains... finding the Ice Shrine
[2026/02/08 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: What could -possibly- go right
[2026/02/08 16:25] Joe: this village better have some winter clothes we can take
[2026/02/08 16:25] Jassie: definitely
[2026/02/08 16:25] Jassie: ok my dears
[2026/02/08 16:25] Jassie: i have to head off
[2026/02/08 16:26] Jassie: hugs all around
[2026/02/08 16:26] Joe: have a fun week
[2026/02/08 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, one person liked tonight
[2026/02/08 16:26] Mecha: Have a good night Jassie
[2026/02/08 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: see you again soon :-)
[2026/02/08 16:26] Jassie: thanks
[2026/02/08 16:26] Jassie: hugs sonja, thanks for game
[2026/02/08 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: ;-)
[2026/02/08 16:27] Sapphire: ah, yeah, Emily is gonna need.... oh she has Resist Cold
[2026/02/08 16:27] Joe: thanks DungeonMistress Sonja
[2026/02/08 16:27] Sapphire: she might do the minnasota thing of walking through snow in a t-short and shorts, as it were
[2026/02/08 16:28] Sapphire: thank you for running!
[2026/02/08 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Welcome. The Surprises are -just- beginning ;-)
[2026/02/08 16:28] Jassie: bye alll!!
[2026/02/08 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: ok I better dash too