[2026/01/25 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie is en route
[2026/01/25 14:39] Mecha: before she arrives...
[2026/01/25 14:39] Mecha: /me takes out her hammer and looks at the D20 before giving a test roll
[2026/01/25 14:39] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2026/01/25 14:39] Joe: wow
[2026/01/25 14:39] Mecha: Better
[2026/01/25 14:39] Joe: magic hammer
[2026/01/25 14:40] Mecha: No I used the hammer to crush the D20 from last game and I was checking to see if the replacement understands.
[2026/01/25 14:40] Joe: my ex said something like that on our first date
[2026/01/25 14:41] Mecha: ... oh my
[2026/01/25 14:41] Joe: whispers: decides Mecha might be my type after all
[2026/01/25 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: she's definitely my type
[2026/01/25 14:42] Joe: whispers: can see why
[2026/01/25 14:42] Jassie: is online.
[2026/01/25 14:42] Mecha: This one is only dangerous to dice and those who threaten Mistress or Sapphire
[2026/01/25 14:43] Joe: whispers: not sure which category to place myself in
[2026/01/25 14:43] Mecha: /me raises her eyebrow."Are you a threat or a bad rolling dice?"
[2026/01/25 14:43] Joe: since im nt allowed to be a paladin any more
[2026/01/25 14:44] Joe: Mistress Sonja has taken away my purity seal :'(
[2026/01/25 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie
[2026/01/25 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, let's see
[2026/01/25 14:45] Jassie: a thousand apologies
[2026/01/25 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: last time, we left a cottage burning merrily
[2026/01/25 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you managed to detonate a tavern
[2026/01/25 14:45] Mecha: Not our fault, that kobold decided to go all splodey
[2026/01/25 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: so far, all you've done is cause more harm to the village of Cinderhaven than any other alleged enemies
[2026/01/25 14:46] Jassie: yes they blew me up while i said wait
[2026/01/25 14:46] Jassie: and was casting something
[2026/01/25 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap out of the way, GGGGGGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEEETTTINGS, Adventurers! Other players get to explore mighty castles in far away elemental planes, you get to perish in a burning tavern.
[2026/01/25 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: You've just exited the burning tavern. Sonja y Ddraig Aur looks concerned. "What's going on, humans?"
[2026/01/25 14:49] Mecha: Kobolds in the tavern. one of them expoloded
[2026/01/25 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur looks as if you just took leave of your senses.
[2026/01/25 14:50] Joe: whispers: looks like i have taken leave of my senses
[2026/01/25 14:50] Jassie: and i go through the same thing, do my skeleton dance, 2 kobold skeletons sit outside with me, head in hand and sighing
[2026/01/25 14:50] Mecha: "I really wish I was kidding. there were two kobolds inside. There was a fight. One died, Second one essentially blew them self up"
[2026/01/25 14:50] Jassie: which i mentioned last session
[2026/01/25 14:51] Mecha: /me points to the dancing skeletons."See."
[2026/01/25 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur looks up. "I think we have company, humans."
[2026/01/25 14:51] Joe: whispers: suspiciously eyes the dancing skeletons
[2026/01/25 14:52] Mecha: Talia follows Sonjas gaze
[2026/01/25 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Twenty zombies, very newly dead, wearing military gear, are approaching across the town square.
[2026/01/25 14:53] Joe: whispers: suspiciously eyes the approaching zombies
[2026/01/25 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: looks like you found at least some of that military unit. Now what are you all going to do?
[2026/01/25 14:54] Mecha: Talia draws the Green cat sword."Can any of you do something about this?"
[2026/01/25 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur: "I... might, but, it'll start more fires."
[2026/01/25 14:55] Joe: "That doesn't really matter much, to be quite honest."
[2026/01/25 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur: "Then I suggest you stand back!"
[2026/01/25 14:56] Mecha: Talia takes a step back
[2026/01/25 14:56] Joe: Takes a step back
[2026/01/25 14:57] Jassie: stands back and the kobold skeletons follow
[2026/01/25 14:57] Joe: Grabs any other party member who has not taken a step back and makes them also take a step back
[2026/01/25 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur flames the pack of zombies. There are a number of violent explosions! Bits of zombie, mostly on fire, are flung far and wind. you see Sonja y Ddraig Aur recoiling in surprise. "What the....!?"
[2026/01/25 14:58] Joe: from previous experience with alcohol exploding, Joe the eternal Paladin identifies these to be drunk zombies
[2026/01/25 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone roll initiative! D20, lowest goes first.
[2026/01/25 14:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 14:59] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/01/25 14:59] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2026/01/25 14:59] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2026/01/25 14:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/01/25 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Three more hordes of zombies are approaching from different directions. Behind them, using the zombies as walking shields, are four kobolds per group.
[2026/01/25 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha and Sonja go first, at the same time.
[2026/01/25 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/01/25 15:03] Mecha: Talia is looking at the horde on her right. How many in that horde?
[2026/01/25 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Twenty zombies, plus four kobolds at the back
[2026/01/25 15:04] Jassie: can i precast bless?
[2026/01/25 15:04] Mecha: Going in. Gonna try to chop some down so we dont get over run on all sides
[2026/01/25 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can on your turn
[2026/01/25 15:04] Jassie: damn so not precast
[2026/01/25 15:04] Jassie: sadd
[2026/01/25 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20, Mecha.
[2026/01/25 15:05] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2026/01/25 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit, I assume sword? D8
[2026/01/25 15:06] D8: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:06] Mecha: yeah sword
[2026/01/25 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: 5 damage to a zombie. The horde swarms around you, flailing and punching.
[2026/01/25 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonjya y Ddraig Aur takes another group.
[2026/01/25 15:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: fuck
[2026/01/25 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2026/01/25 15:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/01/25 15:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg are you kidding
[2026/01/25 15:07] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/25 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: gonna be one of those battles.
[2026/01/25 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/01/25 15:09] Jassie: hahaha
[2026/01/25 15:09] Jassie: bless!
[2026/01/25 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: sure?
[2026/01/25 15:09] Jassie: i hate when u ask that
[2026/01/25 15:09] Jassie: lol
[2026/01/25 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: just askin'....
[2026/01/25 15:10] Jassie: does bless not do what I think
[2026/01/25 15:10] Jassie: let me check
[2026/01/25 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: It gives +1 to everyone for 1 round
[2026/01/25 15:10] Jassie: then yes
[2026/01/25 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me woulda Turned unded, but... you do you! It's your TPK!
[2026/01/25 15:10] Jassie: including sonja
[2026/01/25 15:11] Jassie: i dont have turn undead
[2026/01/25 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: of course you do, you're playing cleric
[2026/01/25 15:13] Jassie: ah lol
[2026/01/25 15:13] Jassie: i dont even have it on my sheet
[2026/01/25 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: all clerics (and paladins, cough cough) have Turn Undead
[2026/01/25 15:14] Jassie: well ok then
[2026/01/25 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2d6 then
[2026/01/25 15:14] Jassie: hey i dont play 2e hehe
[2026/01/25 15:14] D6: Jassie rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:14] D6: Jassie rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Five zombies suddenly shuffle to a halt, and collapse in piles of unmoving dead flesh.
[2026/01/25 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/01/25 15:15] Joe: whispers: unmoving dead flesh joe in one sentence is a first
[2026/01/25 15:15] Joe: i have 'Turn Undead as lvl5 Cleric', which is what I do
[2026/01/25 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2d6
[2026/01/25 15:16] D6: Joe rolls 2
[2026/01/25 15:16] D6: Joe rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Six zombies wail and shrink back, then turn about and shamble away.
[2026/01/25 15:17] Joe: whispers: smiles a toothy grin
[2026/01/25 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobolds seem content to advance behind the zombies, all grinning viciously.
[2026/01/25 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombies: attack as horde, one horde vs Mecha, statistically 2 will hit.
[2026/01/25 15:17] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:17] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: 'tis but two damage
[2026/01/25 15:17] Jassie: also commands the 2 skellies to attack
[2026/01/25 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: other horde attacks Sonja y Ddraig Aur
[2026/01/25 15:18] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: also a scratch
[2026/01/25 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: No skeletons: you were in a huge fireball at the time of casting. It distracted your attention.
[2026/01/25 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: one will hit Joe, one will hit Jassie (would've been two, but you thinned that horde out nicely)
[2026/01/25 15:19] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:19] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: both take 4 damage.
[2026/01/25 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next combat round. Mecha?
[2026/01/25 15:20] Mecha: Still looking to cut through more zombies
[2026/01/25 15:20] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2026/01/25 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two attacks this round
[2026/01/25 15:21] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2026/01/25 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: two hits, roll 2D8
[2026/01/25 15:21] D8: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:21] D8: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/01/25 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: 14 damage total
[2026/01/25 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: you kill one zombie. Luckily it doesn't explode.
[2026/01/25 15:22] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/01/25 15:22] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/25 15:22] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/01/25 15:22] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/25 15:22] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/01/25 15:22] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/01/25 15:22] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:22] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/25 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur slays three zombies
[2026/01/25 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/01/25 15:27] Jassie: sorry
[2026/01/25 15:27] Jassie: so no skellies
[2026/01/25 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: nuh uh
[2026/01/25 15:27] Jassie: dont be suspicious then Joe
[2026/01/25 15:27] Jassie: u havent seen them
[2026/01/25 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: (yet)
[2026/01/25 15:28] Jassie: yes yet
[2026/01/25 15:28] Jassie: now bless
[2026/01/25 15:28] Jassie: to sonja too
[2026/01/25 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: +1 to hit, saves, AC, for six rounds
[2026/01/25 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/01/25 15:29] Joe: Smiting the dang Kobolds mightily with a Battle Axe
[2026/01/25 15:29] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll need to get through the zombies
[2026/01/25 15:30] Joe: okay... the zombies then (rolled 4)
[2026/01/25 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... that hit AC 10...
[2026/01/25 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: 9 with the bless
[2026/01/25 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: zombies are AC 8
[2026/01/25 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was a good try.... :-S
[2026/01/25 15:31] Joe: so close. Do i have another Turn Undead or must rest first ?
[2026/01/25 15:31] Jassie: awww
[2026/01/25 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly no, once per encounter
[2026/01/25 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: While you're surrounded by zombies, you catch sight of a white kobold with red eyes, wearing a dented and battered chest plate. He's riding a wyvern, and he glares at you all.
[2026/01/25 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Brethren! There are the enemies of our great God! Delay these infidel, time is victory! I go to secure the weapon at Lake Avalon! The weapon will be ours!"
[2026/01/25 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's one other, who has tiny horns and tattered red wings, who just stays back, grinning evilly, like he knows something you don't.
[2026/01/25 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, zombies! A horde swarms about Talia. Two hit.
[2026/01/25 15:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/25 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: 5 damage.
[2026/01/25 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: one claws at Sonja y Ddraig Aur
[2026/01/25 15:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: One goes for Joe, one Jassie.
[2026/01/25 15:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/01/25 15:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, you're starting to get badly wounded.
[2026/01/25 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round... Mecha?
[2026/01/25 15:36] Mecha: Keep on cutting through
[2026/01/25 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2026/01/25 15:36] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2026/01/25 15:36] Mecha: /me draws the hammer
[2026/01/25 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Despite being surrounded by zombies, you miss them ALL.
[2026/01/25 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/01/25 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/01/25 15:37] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/01/25 15:37] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/25 15:37] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/01/25 15:37] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 15:37] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur kills three, one explodes!
[2026/01/25 15:38] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/01/25 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Shards of bone fly in all directions. Which... kills another zombie.
[2026/01/25 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/01/25 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: we lost Jassie? Joe?
[2026/01/25 15:44] Jassie: sorry
[2026/01/25 15:44] Jassie: toilet
[2026/01/25 15:44] Jassie: hehe
[2026/01/25 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: tmi!
[2026/01/25 15:44] Jassie: hmmm... so that one with the chest plate
[2026/01/25 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: better act fast, he's in range of missiles/magic only 1 round.
[2026/01/25 15:46] Jassie: heat metal
[2026/01/25 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nasty.
[2026/01/25 15:46] Joe: clever
[2026/01/25 15:46] Jassie: hehe
[2026/01/25 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: he gets a save, I think?
[2026/01/25 15:47] Jassie: checking
[2026/01/25 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nope, not magical armour.
[2026/01/25 15:48] Jassie: yea
[2026/01/25 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: His chest plate is affected, but, he's on a wyvern flying away. He looks a bit disconcerted, but, is out of range before the cursing, screaming, and roasting happens.
[2026/01/25 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you meet him again, he probably won't be too happy.
[2026/01/25 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Assuming, of course, he isn't broiled to deff en route.
[2026/01/25 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/01/25 15:50] Jassie: HAHA
[2026/01/25 15:50] Jassie: takes time
[2026/01/25 15:50] Joe: i used lay-on-hands after the tavern, if i can use it again i want to heal Jassie otherwise I will continue fighting zombies and kobolds
[2026/01/25 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: can't, until rest, but, if you're fightin'... roll 2D20
[2026/01/25 15:51] D20: Joe rolls 20
[2026/01/25 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg
[2026/01/25 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: and again
[2026/01/25 15:51] Joe: big wide axe swing
[2026/01/25 15:51] D20: Joe rolls 11
[2026/01/25 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: also hits
[2026/01/25 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d8
[2026/01/25 15:52] D8: Joe rolls 6
[2026/01/25 15:52] D8: Joe rolls 6
[2026/01/25 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: 21 damage
[2026/01/25 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: three zombies collapse
[2026/01/25 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll DEX check!
[2026/01/25 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: must roll under 14 on D20
[2026/01/25 15:53] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2026/01/25 15:53] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/25 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: One explodes in a spray of bone fragments; 2 damage
[2026/01/25 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobold in breast plate has flown away.
[2026/01/25 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: kobold with horns and wings grins. "Brethren! Delay the humans, we must not let the infidel know of our great Gods' plans! I go now to Aurora Peaks, to deal with those golden spawn!"
[2026/01/25 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: This does not amuse Sonja y Ddraig Aur
[2026/01/25 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombies next! One attacks Talia successfully
[2026/01/25 15:55] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/25 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: one successfully attacks Sonja y Ddraig Aur
[2026/01/25 15:56] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/01/25 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ouch.
[2026/01/25 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zombies swarm around Joe and Jassie, but are so thinned out now that none successfully hit
[2026/01/25 15:56] Jassie: nice!
[2026/01/25 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat! Mecha.
[2026/01/25 15:57] Mecha: Swing swing swing, chop chop chop
[2026/01/25 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/01/25 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d20
[2026/01/25 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/01/25 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: both hit. Using sword? 2d8
[2026/01/25 15:57] D8: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/01/25 15:57] D8: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/01/25 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...forgot to account for STR bonus. Damnit.
[2026/01/25 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: 23 damage. Two zombies downed.
[2026/01/25 15:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/01/25 15:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/01/25 15:58] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/25 15:58] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:58] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/25 15:58] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur is dropping two more zombies.
[2026/01/25 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2026/01/25 15:59] Jassie: erm...
[2026/01/25 16:00] Jassie: warhammer!
[2026/01/25 16:00] Jassie: bash one
[2026/01/25 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20!
[2026/01/25 16:00] D20: Jassie rolls 19
[2026/01/25 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit, D4
[2026/01/25 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: also, Joe?
[2026/01/25 16:01] Joe: more axing
[2026/01/25 16:01] D4: Jassie rolls 3
[2026/01/25 16:01] Jassie: gogo
[2026/01/25 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie weakened on, finish it off! D20
[2026/01/25 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: one, even, damn this keyboard
[2026/01/25 16:04] D20: Joe rolls 13
[2026/01/25 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: good hit... D8
[2026/01/25 16:04] D8: Joe rolls 4
[2026/01/25 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Some of the kobolds retreat after the one with the horns and wings, but some stay.
[2026/01/25 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: The zombies suddenly collapse into heaps and do nothing more.
[2026/01/25 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobolds: "Get them, scalies!"
[2026/01/25 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: You each face two kobolds, and the way is clear for Sonja y Ddraig Aur to get out of the village. Which she proceeds to do. "Humans! You must get to Lake Avalon! But I cannot go with you. I must see that my little ones are safe!"
[2026/01/25 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/01/25 16:07] Mecha: Gonna try something and draw the hammer. One weapon in each hand looking at the kobolds with a wild look in her eyes."Which one of you is brave or stupid enough to go first?" Going for intimidation
[2026/01/25 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobolds bare teeth. "Silly humen! We gladly give life for great God! We only need delay!"
[2026/01/25 16:09] Mecha: "Gonna fail that already." As she charges in weapons ready
[2026/01/25 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: think it's two attacks? So, 2d20
[2026/01/25 16:10] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2026/01/25 16:10] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/01/25 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: :O
[2026/01/25 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: bloody 'ell
[2026/01/25 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2D8
[2026/01/25 16:11] D8: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/01/25 16:11] D8: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/01/25 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: holy moly
[2026/01/25 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: 21 damage to one kobold, it literally explodes in a welter of blood and organs. The other "only" takes 10 damage.
[2026/01/25 16:12] Jassie: ouch
[2026/01/25 16:12] Mecha: "You were saying?"
[2026/01/25 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Aur is clear of the village and spreading her wings to take off.
[2026/01/25 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/25 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: A ballista bolt zips out of the trees and narrowly misses
[2026/01/25 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie? you got two kobolds advancing on you
[2026/01/25 16:14] Jassie: hmm
[2026/01/25 16:14] Jassie: how many kobolds are left?
[2026/01/25 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: two face Joe, two face you, and however many are manning ballistae in the forest
[2026/01/25 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: they don't however seem to be a threat to you
[2026/01/25 16:16] Jassie: ermmm
[2026/01/25 16:16] Jassie: i just bonk the one in front
[2026/01/25 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2026/01/25 16:16] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2026/01/25 16:17] Jassie: bonk??
[2026/01/25 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit.... D4
[2026/01/25 16:17] D4: Jassie rolls 1
[2026/01/25 16:17] Jassie: yay a 1
[2026/01/25 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's bonked.
[2026/01/25 16:17] Jassie: 🤣
[2026/01/25 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: bonked to deff.
[2026/01/25 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/01/25 16:17] Joe: more battle axing
[2026/01/25 16:17] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/01/25 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: and again....
[2026/01/25 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's a second D20
[2026/01/25 16:19] D20: Joe rolls 7
[2026/01/25 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: is actually a hit....
[2026/01/25 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6 for battle axe
[2026/01/25 16:19] D6: Joe rolls 4
[2026/01/25 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also bonked.
[2026/01/25 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: The two remaining kobolds look at each other, laugh and pull rings from their armour. There's a loud HISSSS...
[2026/01/25 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, Sonja y Ddraig Aur is finally in the air and flapping wings to powerclimb
[2026/01/25 16:21] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/01/25 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...well fuck
[2026/01/25 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: A 2nd ballista bolt slams straight into her side.
[2026/01/25 16:21] D12: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/01/25 16:21] D12: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/01/25 16:21] D12: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 16:21] D12: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/25 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: That hurt, a -lot-. You hear Sonja y Ddraig Aur *bellow* in pain and she visible "staggers" in the air, although, I think you got problems of your own right now.
[2026/01/25 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/01/25 16:23] Mecha: Are either soon to be explody kobolds near Talia?
[2026/01/25 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, they're more beside Joe and Jassie
[2026/01/25 16:24] Jassie: how far away are they?
[2026/01/25 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Within bonking range.
[2026/01/25 16:24] Joe: We goofed up. We should have all climbed onto tha back of Sonja y Ddraig Aur in round one, then flamed the zombies and kobolds.
[2026/01/25 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: hindsight is 20/20 :-)
[2026/01/25 16:26] Mecha: Forget that."You two run!" As she starts heading for the ballista
[2026/01/25 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's some distance away.
[2026/01/25 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Also, to be clear, there were two)
[2026/01/25 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie?
[2026/01/25 16:26] Mecha: Pciking which ever one is closest
[2026/01/25 16:27] Jassie: hmmm
[2026/01/25 16:27] Jassie: how far are the ones on the ballista?
[2026/01/25 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Outside the village. It'll be a round or two before you can get there
[2026/01/25 16:29] Jassie: ah well, bonking then
[2026/01/25 16:29] D20: Jassie rolls 2
[2026/01/25 16:29] Jassie: failed to bonk
[2026/01/25 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: not with that roll you aren't
[2026/01/25 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/01/25 16:30] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/01/25 16:30] Joe: more axing
[2026/01/25 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 9... they're AC 7....
[2026/01/25 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a loud pair of BOOM!s as the kobolds suddenly explode.
[2026/01/25 16:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/25 16:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/01/25 16:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/25 16:31] Jassie: oh fucks sake
[2026/01/25 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: 11 points of damage... Jassie, Joe, dex saves!
[2026/01/25 16:31] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2026/01/25 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: whoops
[2026/01/25 16:31] D20: Joe rolls 5
[2026/01/25 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe saved.
[2026/01/25 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Talia finds the ballistae abandoned; the kobolds manning it appear to have fled.
[2026/01/25 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: And that brings us to the end of Chapter One... Sonja y Ddraig Aur has been shot with a ballista, Talia and Joe are badly injured, and Jassie is near death and splattered red and black from blood and soot. The next chapter would appear to be at Lake Avalon.
[2026/01/25 16:34] Jassie: I am definitely near death lol
[2026/01/25 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll be fine... maybe :-S
[2026/01/25 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: who enjoyed that?
[2026/01/25 16:35] Mecha: /me raises her paw
[2026/01/25 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: masochist.
[2026/01/25 16:35] Jassie: mee
[2026/01/25 16:35] Jassie: well
[2026/01/25 16:36] Jassie: other than being 1hp
[2026/01/25 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think you all are going to be facing... well, you'll see
[2026/01/25 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's not -that- bad, Jassie
[2026/01/25 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4hp.
[2026/01/25 16:36] Joe: was fun but also anxious about the party being battered
[2026/01/25 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me smirks
[2026/01/25 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: and that was just Chapter One!
[2026/01/25 16:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, nearly 1AM here, gotta dash... see you all... next week...
[2026/01/25 16:38] Joe: night and ty for GMing
[2026/01/25 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: anytime ;-)
[2026/01/25 16:38] Jassie: yay ty sinja
[2026/01/25 16:38] Jassie: sonja*
[2026/01/25 16:38] Jassie: hugs all around