[2025/06/10 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: So... we all ready for another episode of the XXX Files... are we going to finish off this one shot... will someones' secret fetish be revealed.... who knows? The truth is out there... somewhere... maybe
[2025/06/10 14:20] Martina: got my doggie treats ready
[2025/06/10 14:21] Sapphire: my money is we don't get finished and end up edged instead :p
[2025/06/10 14:21] Mecha: Lol
[2025/06/10 14:21] Martina: sounds like a session with Sonja that
[2025/06/10 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: ironically Sapphire has the Edged condition
[2025/06/10 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, you're -so close- to the, er, "climax" of the story
[2025/06/10 14:22] Sapphire: ooooh
[2025/06/10 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: you found the Mayor
[2025/06/10 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: currently being vigorously massaged by a blonde with a short bob haircut, a sexy outfit and a paper mask on her face
[2025/06/10 14:23] Martina: still have no idea why we were looking for him in the first place, sorta got distracted by the Orc 'lady'
[2025/06/10 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: she doesn't seem inclined to let you get close
[2025/06/10 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's couples making out all round
[2025/06/10 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: so far you've learnt that a) no one really knows the blonde, she just appeared a few days ago
[2025/06/10 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: and b) if you know an entities' name, that's helpful in banishing it
[2025/06/10 14:24] Sapphire: Something about the clerics iacross the street wanted... something? Is Topaz present of mind enough to remember why we're here other than to have a good time?
[2025/06/10 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're here to get the Mayor.
[2025/06/10 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: and I believe Martina was going to talk to a couple for another Clue...?
[2025/06/10 14:25] Mecha: And the fighter of the group is not jumping the snarky bitchy blonde
[2025/06/10 14:25] Martina: if i remember correctly, I was to talk to a lady knitting
[2025/06/10 14:26] Martina: not a couple
[2025/06/10 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: That was the cliffhanger.
[2025/06/10 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: I gotta stop that, no one "gets" them.
[2025/06/10 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll 4d8
[2025/06/10 14:27] Martina: so the doggie treats aren't needed then?
[2025/06/10 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Martina)
[2025/06/10 14:27] Martina: pouts
[2025/06/10 14:27] D8: Martina rolls 6
[2025/06/10 14:27] D8: Martina rolls 6
[2025/06/10 14:27] D8: Martina rolls 6
[2025/06/10 14:27] D8: Martina rolls 1
[2025/06/10 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not right now! We'll get to bestiality sooner or later
[2025/06/10 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh my
[2025/06/10 14:27] Martina: 666 oh my!
[2025/06/10 14:27] Sapphire: (Well, historically, a Cliffhanger is an actual *part* of the story, that has to be resolved upon the resumption of the scene )
[2025/06/10 14:27] Sapphire: ( So treating them as "non-canon" has really been throwing me )
[2025/06/10 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: and once more with the d8?
[2025/06/10 14:28] D8: Martina rolls 1
[2025/06/10 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2025/06/10 14:29] Martina: ohoh, don't like the sound of that
[2025/06/10 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: and roll me another 5d8, this one looks like being fun
[2025/06/10 14:30] D8: Martina rolls 7
[2025/06/10 14:30] D8: Martina rolls 4
[2025/06/10 14:30] D8: Martina rolls 7
[2025/06/10 14:30] D8: Martina rolls 1
[2025/06/10 14:30] D8: Martina rolls 6
[2025/06/10 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: How interesting
[2025/06/10 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina :)
[2025/06/10 14:31] Martina: gulps
[2025/06/10 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: you approach a couple, an elf and a human. Both female, although, more talking than making out. What are you going to say?
[2025/06/10 14:32] Martina: looks at the pair closely "Hello ladies, are you having a good time here today?"
[2025/06/10 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: The elf seems a bit sulky. "Well, I'm bi, she's lez, but we're both dominants. Still, we're having a great chat. So what's up?"
[2025/06/10 14:34] Martina: "Was just wondering, what do you know about the Mayor's masseuse?"
[2025/06/10 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elf femme: "Not much, I was busy sharpening my knives at the time." Human femme: "She's literally into edge play. She, not that crazy blonde."
[2025/06/10 14:36] Martina: "Well if your both dominant, where's you subs, or is one of you playing switch?"
[2025/06/10 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: "We were playing spin the bottle. Could've been worse, there's this big minotaur, well, Dierdre spun the bottle and now she can't walk straight."
[2025/06/10 14:38] Martina: laughs "well yes, that can happen but she'll recover... in what way is the blonbe crazy?"
[2025/06/10 14:39] Martina: blonde even^^
[2025/06/10 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: "She just stays there, massaging that guys' shoulders and whispering into his ear nonstop. Not that I'm kink shaming, but... seems kinda dull."
[2025/06/10 14:40] Martina: looks straight to the elf "wit your ears, can you hear what she's whispering to him darling?"
[2025/06/10 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elf: "Only if I don't have a good firm pair of thighs about my head, if you get my drift."
[2025/06/10 14:41] Martina: Congratulations, you have raised my libido.
[2025/06/10 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: so.... now what?
[2025/06/10 14:45] Sapphire: She asking for a favor to tell us more?
[2025/06/10 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sounds it!
[2025/06/10 14:46] Martina: no, I think she means she was otherwise occupied to be listening
[2025/06/10 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: could be a little of column A, a little of column B ;)
[2025/06/10 14:47] Sapphire: perhaps you could jog her memory
[2025/06/10 14:47] Martina: "So did you hear anything when there wasn't a firm pair of thighs wrapped round your head?"
[2025/06/10 14:48] Martina: "or do you need to recreate the scene to jog your memory" as she open her legs slightly hinting
[2025/06/10 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: the elf looks thoughtful. "Hmmm... trying to remember..." *puts hand on chin thoughtfully. "....not remembering, sorry."
[2025/06/10 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elf: "Now you're talkin'! Put your tongue to good use and I'll remember, maybe?"
[2025/06/10 14:50] Martina: moves forward and spreads the Elf's legs, kneeling in front of her and moving in to kiss her inner thoghs tenderly
[2025/06/10 14:50] Sapphire: Topaz quietly cheers Martina on from a distance
[2025/06/10 14:50] Martina: thighs even^^ god my typonese is huge tonight
[2025/06/10 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ooohhhh it's Martinas' go to show us what she got? Roll d20!
[2025/06/10 14:51] D20: Martina rolls 3
[2025/06/10 14:51] Martina: oh here we go! back to the dodgy rolls
[2025/06/10 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: You lick up a thigh, the elf looks down. "That's my knee.... shall I show you how it's done?"
[2025/06/10 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: The elf leans down to give a good licking to Martina...
[2025/06/10 14:52] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/06/10 14:52] Martina: grins and nods "if that helps, yes"
[2025/06/10 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: whoa! That's how you do it :)
[2025/06/10 14:52] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/06/10 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: And that's Martina Edged!
[2025/06/10 14:53] Martina: moans loudly
[2025/06/10 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina, Sapphire, you both get to make a Climax check, roll d20, must roll over 1o to succeed
[2025/06/10 14:53] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2025/06/10 14:53] Sapphire: :D
[2025/06/10 14:53] D20: Martina rolls 7
[2025/06/10 14:54] Martina: now there's a surprise
[2025/06/10 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire is untouched and remains Edged. As for Martina... well.I guess you're enjoying this, to a whoreish degree ;)
[2025/06/10 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: The elf looks down as Martina shudders and shakes. "Oh. I, uh... oh. You shoulda said it was your first time, I'd have licked less hard... or something..."
[2025/06/10 14:55] Sapphire: Watching is funb ut doesn't quite get the witch there, if you know what I mean ;)
[2025/06/10 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: human girl: "Hey, do you mind? watching is my kink!"
[2025/06/10 14:56] Martina: "you have the most amazingly dextrous tongue, couldn't help it"
[2025/06/10 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elf: "Hmm! Well. I didn't hear anything, really. But I know her name, it's Karen."
[2025/06/10 14:57] Martina: "really, well thanks so much for that, we'll let yolu two get back to your knife play"
[2025/06/10 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: human girl: "Hey, no one is sticking a knife in me! I don't get the point!"
[2025/06/10 14:59] Mecha: Bea has no smegging clue about all of that
[2025/06/10 14:59] Martina: "Ahhh... but it's just the edge, I only hope its the blunt one"winks
[2025/06/10 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: heh! So, once you're recovered ;) what you going to do?
[2025/06/10 14:59] Martina: "Well cook me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
[2025/06/10 15:00] Mecha: /me chuckles*
[2025/06/10 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? you've been too quiet
[2025/06/10 15:01] Mecha: Bea is watching things to see if the blonde does anything and just had a thought
[2025/06/10 15:01] Martina: wonders whether she can trust the info and also whether 'karen' is a demon that can be banished?
[2025/06/10 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're out of earshot.
[2025/06/10 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina: only one way to find out!
[2025/06/10 15:02] Martina: (who has the banish spell?)
[2025/06/10 15:02] Sapphire: ( If only )
[2025/06/10 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: (No one :P)
[2025/06/10 15:04] Martina: ok girls, do we need to find and use the Banish spell or can we just say her name to get rid, no spell required?
[2025/06/10 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: (It's a porno one shot, don't overthink it - any plot that exists is razor thin)
[2025/06/10 15:05] Martina: (ok, going for it then)
[2025/06/10 15:06] Sapphire: Perhaps... any salt visible around?
[2025/06/10 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2025/06/10 15:06] Sapphire: Actually, Topaz will inquire with some people where the kitchens are
[2025/06/10 15:06] Martina: goes back over to the Mayors booth, staying lout of reach of 'Karen's' right hook
[2025/06/10 15:06] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2025/06/10 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Topaz can see some salted popcorn, if that helps.
[2025/06/10 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: The blonde glares at Martina: "Didn't I say we're busy here?"
[2025/06/10 15:07] Sapphire: will grab a cup, salt is good on ghosts, and surely the butter won't hurt!
[2025/06/10 15:08] Mecha: Bea is moving closer to Karen.
[2025/06/10 15:08] Martina: talks back to the blonde in a loud and hopefully commanding voice "You are not required here any more KAREN, be gone with you back to where you came from"
[2025/06/10 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you say that fateful word, the blondes' mask slips a little, then falls altogether, and she screeches in rage as her hands warp into huge claws with wickedly long talons, and you get to see Karens' final form!
[2025/06/10 15:10] Sapphire: Ah! Topaz will move to the side with her popcorn, ready to support with salt and spellwork
[2025/06/10 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Karens' final form: A figure with a female humanoid bust with feathered wings and sharp, angular facial features with piercing eyes that seem to gleam with cunning. Its lower body transitions into powerful, taloned legs, resembling that of a large bird of prey, covered in mottled and dark plumage. She exudes an aura of both allure and danger, blending beauty with a predatory edge.
[2025/06/10 15:11] Mecha: She's a harpy?*
[2025/06/10 15:11] Sapphire: How's the Mayor reacting to the sudden appearance of wings and talons?
[2025/06/10 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Indeed so!
[2025/06/10 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: He's reacting very badly. One minute a sexy massage with ASMR, the next, huge great talons about his neck.
[2025/06/10 15:12] Martina: She's a succubus isn't she, draining the life from the Mayor?
[2025/06/10 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Karen: "Curse you! I thought I'd come to see the manager and get things done peacefully, but you ruined my plans, you meddling nincompoops! Well, we'll see about that - I'll be back, just you wait and see! And then I'll sue YOU" *points at Martina* "and I'll sue YOU" *points at Sapphire* "And I'll definitely be suing YOU too!" *points to Mecha*
[2025/06/10 15:13] Mecha: Bea flips her off."Bring it you big titted bird bitch."
[2025/06/10 15:13] Sapphire: Topaz ducks being pointed at as if this will help
[2025/06/10 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Karen, the harpy hisses at Mecha and Sapphire, then flees to the back and bursts out of a door - and perhaps it's just as well, they're very hard to defeat in a fight.
[2025/06/10 15:14] Martina: laughs and waves bye-bye "See you Karen, do your worst"
[2025/06/10 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Mayor is rather dismayed to find he's been mazed by a harpy, and vows to head straight to the temple to get checked out. "Oh my, I was being handled and groped by a wild Karen?"
[2025/06/10 15:15] Sapphire: "It would seem so. You probably need a good drink after that?"
[2025/06/10 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mayor: "Think maybe I should be getting back to Mayoring... goodness knows what chaos has been going on."
[2025/06/10 15:16] Mecha: Bea nods."Hell I could use a drink after that
[2025/06/10 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mayor: "Actually, yes, a drink at the bar won't hurt. It'll be on me."
[2025/06/10 15:16] Martina: "Glad to be of service Mr Mayor, next time you want a relaxing massage, try the Dripping Kitty and ask for Topaz"
[2025/06/10 15:17] Martina: winks to Bea
[2025/06/10 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: And that is the end of the one shot! You get your reward from the priests and life goes back to normal. But... What is the harpy's plans? Where was the temples' high priestess? Why are there so many peaceful orcs with the humans? Where even is this place? Why can't anyone remember their past?
[2025/06/10 15:17] Sapphire: Topaz blushes deeply at that suggestion but doesn't protest it
[2025/06/10 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Answers to these and many more questions will come in future episodes - if, of course, you've found this whacky cringefest fun!
[2025/06/10 15:17] Sapphire: do we get to go have drinks with the mayor in the epiloge?
[2025/06/10 15:18] Mecha: Bea looks around. Martina and Sapphire got to have some fun. So she is kind of looking around for a monster girl, that isn't a Karen. Preferably a half Orc muscle mommy domme
[2025/06/10 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: so.... who's going to admit to having actually enjoyed this insanity?
[2025/06/10 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me makes a note to have Leesha appear in the next one.
[2025/06/10 15:19] Martina: it was fun but I'm disappointed we didn't get to do the Great Dane thing.....
[2025/06/10 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next one.
[2025/06/10 15:19] Sapphire: pretty fun, sure
[2025/06/10 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, make a note for me.
[2025/06/10 15:19] Mecha: Leesha already has something and is in no way a mommy domme
[2025/06/10 15:19] Sapphire: though didn't really get to use much in the way of magic stuff, kinda just free styled it
[2025/06/10 15:20] Mecha: *be right back*
[2025/06/10 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... you could either murder hobo your way, or, murder whore your way
[2025/06/10 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: y'all chose the latter :P
[2025/06/10 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... is there actually interest in a continuation?
[2025/06/10 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bearing in mind I'm still on page 10 of 121 on the Lewd Rulesbook...
[2025/06/10 15:22] Sapphire: Decent way to spend an evening, so better than an empty slot for the night
[2025/06/10 15:22] Martina: yeah agreed
[2025/06/10 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: sickos :P