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[2025/05/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll delay ten minutes for Andreas; thank you three for being prompt.
[2025/05/01 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You got holy water in a waterskin
[2025/05/01 14:05] Mecha: /me nods
[2025/05/01 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: bell, book & candle
[2025/05/01 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Sapphire has a horseshoe
[2025/05/01 14:07] Sapphire: neat
[2025/05/01 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, let's get started.
[2025/05/01 14:10] Sapphire: right, demonic tree and chicken
[2025/05/01 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Last time, you met Copperfield Folktune, a bard who made a deal with a cloaked figure, in a fiddle contest, and she won a demonic chicken.
[2025/05/01 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who wants to roll a d20?
[2025/05/01 14:10] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2025/05/01 14:11] Martina: did I miss much last week?
[2025/05/01 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, nothing odd about that, Mecha
[2025/05/01 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's on the website...
[2025/05/01 14:11] Sapphire: we should be able to construct a two sentence summary at least
[2025/05/01 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: but you found out a bard "disposed" of a demon chicken by "losing" it in Cletus' chicken coop
[2025/05/01 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: give me time to type :)
[2025/05/01 14:12] Martina: did we ever get to find out what was written on the note?
[2025/05/01 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Copperfield Folktune gave you a few hints on how to deal with chickens; bell, book & candle to exercise them, and for demons, a horse shoe gives Luck against them.
[2025/05/01 14:13] Mecha: It said order the chicken when around Andreas
[2025/05/01 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Anyone else want to roll a d20?
[2025/05/01 14:14] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2025/05/01 14:14] Martina: hmmm 16 and 18, bound to get lower
[2025/05/01 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....why can you not roll like this in combat?
[2025/05/01 14:14] D20: Martina rolls 7
[2025/05/01 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: You likewise do not find anything odd in any of this.
[2025/05/01 14:14] Martina: rofl, told you
[2025/05/01 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina!
[2025/05/01 14:15] Martina: yes?
[2025/05/01 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you consider the story the bard told the party, you're struck by the fact that this is the third time a cloaked figure has been mentioned. Either you have a lousy DM, or, there's something very strange going on.
[2025/05/01 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: And, frankly, it's a coin toss which.
[2025/05/01 14:16] Mecha: Meanwhile Lahli is whistling innocently
[2025/05/01 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: So! Ready to return to the chicken coop?
[2025/05/01 14:16] Mecha: Just in case it's who she thinks it might be
[2025/05/01 14:16] Sapphire: Seems hard to avoid at this point
[2025/05/01 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: you could always chicken out.
[2025/05/01 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: so...? Now what?
[2025/05/01 14:20] Sapphire: hmmmmmm
[2025/05/01 14:20] Sapphire: where were we at end of last session?
[2025/05/01 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: In The Jolly Pecker tavern, talking to the bard.
[2025/05/01 14:21] Mecha: Let's go out for chicken. Who brought the 11 herbs and spices?
[2025/05/01 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's another half hour walk back. By now the sun has passed the high point, but there's many hours to go to nightfall yet. The chicken coop is as it was, chickens pecking about, the tree swaying... without a breeze...
[2025/05/01 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: someone roll d20
[2025/05/01 14:23] D20: Sapphire rolls 14
[2025/05/01 14:23] Sapphire: "Do you think the bird or the tree is the more important demon?"
[2025/05/01 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Most of the chickens look normal.
[2025/05/01 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Most of them.
[2025/05/01 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Half a dozen chickens have a definitely unsettling appeareance. They have elongated limbs, scales instead of feathers, and glowing red eyes that pierce the darkness. Their cackles echo like distant screams, and their beaks look sharp enough to rend flesh, and drip with an ominous black ichor. Their mere presence seems to be inflicting madness, chaos and fear.
[2025/05/01 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me notes Sapphire is injured, at 4hp
[2025/05/01 14:26] Mecha: Can Lahli cast cure light wounds on her
[2025/05/01 14:26] Sapphire: ooh yeah, from the first fight
[2025/05/01 14:26] Sapphire: being healed up would be nice
[2025/05/01 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can, but you only have the 1 spell
[2025/05/01 14:26] Sapphire: "Hmmmm. Draconic chickens." She pauses. how many of that type do there seem to be?
[2025/05/01 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dare I say it.... Abyssal Chickens!
[2025/05/01 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Half a dozen"
[2025/05/01 14:27] Mecha: Lahli walks up to Sapphire and leans in and with a BOOP! she cast cure light wounds
[2025/05/01 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 1d6
[2025/05/01 14:28] D6: Mecha rolls 4
[2025/05/01 14:28] Sapphire: What's your healing spell look like in action?
[2025/05/01 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: 8hp
[2025/05/01 14:30] Mecha: It's a boop
[2025/05/01 14:32] Sapphire: T'ala relaxes as her wounds are restored
It's a boop
[2025/05/01 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: What next?
[2025/05/01 14:35] Martina: back to the chicken farm I guess
[2025/05/01 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're at the chicken farm.
[2025/05/01 14:36] Martina: Thought you left it at the Jolly Pecker last week?
[2025/05/01 14:36] Sapphire: Scroll up about ten minutes
[2025/05/01 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: "14:21] Mecha: Let's go out for chicken."
[2025/05/01 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: "
[14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's another half hour walk back. "
[2025/05/01 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! What are you going to do.
[2025/05/01 14:37] Sapphire: Toss a bit of jerky at the Abyssal chickens to see how they react
[2025/05/01 14:37] Martina: aah yes, thanks, up to date now
[2025/05/01 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: you have jerky?
[2025/05/01 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Party to Te'la...
[2025/05/01 14:40] Sapphire: should do
[2025/05/01 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: should've been DM, of course...
[2025/05/01 14:40] Sapphire: is it not part of rations?
[2025/05/01 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, a quick google revealed that chickens can eat meat, which.... is kinda worrying
[2025/05/01 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: although the practice is usually banned
[2025/05/01 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: I tried asking ChatGPT and the answer was "Ask the DM", so that was no help.
[2025/05/01 14:42] Martina: but these aren't your average everyday chickens.... they might eat anything... or nothing
[2025/05/01 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: The chickens mostly ignore it, one or two wander over and cluck, one treads on a piece and wanders away
[2025/05/01 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina, what are you going to do?
[2025/05/01 14:43] Martina: not sure what I can do, observing seems the most practical thing at the moment, although we do have the materials to perform an exorcism
[2025/05/01 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you're passing...?
[2025/05/01 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! What do you do?
[2025/05/01 14:44] Mecha: /me ponders
[2025/05/01 14:45] Mecha: How many of the chickens seem to be possessed again?
[2025/05/01 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: The same six I mentioned earlier.
[2025/05/01 14:45] Sapphire: "We should ask the lady of the house if she's recalls how many chickens started out Abyssal."
[2025/05/01 14:46] Sapphire: To that end, T'ala will move to locate the famers wife to inquire
[2025/05/01 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Well, Cletus said he had 24, and now there's 30.
[2025/05/01 14:46] Martina: the thing I dont understand though, is there were 24 chickens before all this started, teh bard put one demon chicken in the coop and now there's about half a dozen abytssal ones
[2025/05/01 14:46] Martina: where did the others come from?
[2025/05/01 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me just stares at Martina
[2025/05/01 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, when one chicken and another chicken love each other very much, they kiss, and a stork flies by and places a little baby chicken under a mulberry bush.
[2025/05/01 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Or, something similar, if my experience in Minecraft is to be believed.
[2025/05/01 14:48] Mecha: Lahli has an idea."You two go on to the house. IF this doesn't work I'm gonna come running
[2025/05/01 14:49] Martina: so the demon chicken fucked some of the normal ones, who laid abyssal eggs?
[2025/05/01 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: stranger things have happened.
[2025/05/01 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: They voted a pumpkin in as President in the US, not once, but twice, after all.
[2025/05/01 14:50] Sapphire: "Did you notice any demonic chicks?"
[2025/05/01 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me resists the urge to say "Yes, the DM"
[2025/05/01 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me assumes instead you're asking Rosemary: "Demonic chicks? I should hope not."
[2025/05/01 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Mecha! Still waiting on you.
[2025/05/01 14:51] Mecha: Gonna go for turn undead incase these are like mutated zombie chickens
[2025/05/01 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: demons aren't undead.
[2025/05/01 14:53] Mecha: Fair enough. Gonna use the slingshot on one of them and then run like hell if it hits
[2025/05/01 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: demons CAN be exercised....
[2025/05/01 14:54] Mecha: Yes, there is a plan in mind.
[2025/05/01 14:54] Sapphire: spooking them to run around a lot should exercise them
[2025/05/01 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, roll d20
[2025/05/01 14:54] D20: Mecha rolls 5
[2025/05/01 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: You hurl a stone at the chicken coop. It bounces off and clatters to one side. Nothing else happens.
[2025/05/01 14:55] Mecha: *Smegging dice*
[2025/05/01 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire technically had her go so... Martina!
[2025/05/01 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: *Oh, if only you listened to the DMs hints*
[2025/05/01 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's Martina going to do?
[2025/05/01 14:57] Sapphire: "Well, I ask because of the new ones that seem to have shown up. Do you think the problem will just go away if you try to ignore it?"
[2025/05/01 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rosemary: "Well, that's a bit rude! You folk just aren't from 'round these parts, are ya?"
[2025/05/01 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina - or Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:00] Mecha: Lahli is gonna take the holy water and tries to throw a few drops on a nearest demon chicken."The power of crisps compells you."
[2025/05/01 15:00] Martina: I'm gonna try to paralyse one of the demon chickens, and then we can perform an exorcism on it and see if we can cast the demon out
[2025/05/01 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...how are you going to paralyse one?
[2025/05/01 15:01] Martina: I have a petrify/paralyse spell?
[2025/05/01 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: also: then demon IS the chicken. Or the other way round.
[2025/05/01 15:01] Sapphire: "I hail from across the waters to the east," she answers.
[2025/05/01 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got shield/light
[2025/05/01 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: A few -drops-, Mecha? You'd need a vialful (1/4 the wineskin) to have any effect
[2025/05/01 15:02] Martina: oh yes, sorry, reading wrong bit
[2025/05/01 15:02] Martina: whats the Saves section do then?
[2025/05/01 15:02] Mecha: Vialful it is
[2025/05/01 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: when someone casts a spell at -you-, you'll want to roll a Save.
[2025/05/01 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, Mecha
[2025/05/01 15:03] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:03] Martina: ssh, ok
[2025/05/01 15:03] Mecha: /me gets her slingshot ready to launch that stink D20
[2025/05/01 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: one of these days... you'll take my hints... we're not quite there, though.
[2025/05/01 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: You create a little pool of holy mud.
[2025/05/01 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile: Rosemary: "Well if you can't have a civil tong in yer head, maybe I'll take my broom and skite ye back across the water to the East!"
[2025/05/01 15:05] Mecha: Gonna scoop up said holy mud and flings that at one of them
[2025/05/01 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina...!
[2025/05/01 15:05] Sapphire: "Rosemary, do you have any cages that would be suitable for catching the chickens in?"
[2025/05/01 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me knew she'd preside over a TPK one day... but... with chickens... that she did not forsee
[2025/05/01 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina will do something awesome, I can feel it
[2025/05/01 15:07] Martina: TPK?
[2025/05/01 15:07] Mecha: You did preside over a TPK, it involved three kobolds
[2025/05/01 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Total Party Kill
[2025/05/01 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina - or Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:08] Mecha: *Rolls for her holy mud throw*
[2025/05/01 15:09] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2025/05/01 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, I was going to ask if you were sure, but, you rolled.
[2025/05/01 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: You toss some mud about.
[2025/05/01 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire... Rosemary: "I look after the house, Cletus looks after the farm, that's how us folk here manages things."
[2025/05/01 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina?
[2025/05/01 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: and then Mecha
[2025/05/01 15:13] Martina: ok girls, I have an idea, I'll use my light spell to light the coop, that should startle the demon chickens to allow Lahli to perform the exorcism on it
[2025/05/01 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: cast that spell!
[2025/05/01 15:14] D20: Martina rolls 4
[2025/05/01 15:14] Sapphire: "I'll ask Cletus then."
[2025/05/01 15:14] Mecha: Um.. I've never performed an exorcism. From the stories don't you need a young priest AND an old priest?
[2025/05/01 15:15] Martina: no, you just wave the cross in front of them and sprinkle the holy water on them
[2025/05/01 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The area around the chicken coop glows bright as day. Well, technically, it's already day... so, it's a really really bright day. The chickens squawk and flutter about, they seem to be finding it hard to see.
[2025/05/01 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: you just need to hold up the candle, ring the bell, read from the book.
[2025/05/01 15:16] Sapphire: They bring a young and old priest as backup for if one of them gets KO'd
[2025/05/01 15:17] Martina: do we chant "unclean" between bell rings? or maybe "shame"
[2025/05/01 15:17] Sapphire: Right, since we seem to be trying to do the exorsism now, Te'ala will go over to try and assist with that
[2025/05/01 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's up to Mecha
[2025/05/01 15:18] Mecha: Lahli will set the book on the ground, opening it to the proper passage, light the candle and hold it as she rings the bell reading from the book
[2025/05/01 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll d20
[2025/05/01 15:19] Mecha: -.-
[2025/05/01 15:19] Mecha: /me gives that look at the dice
[2025/05/01 15:20] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2025/05/01 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: don't look at me, you rolled under ten five times, you could've exorcised fibe already :P
[2025/05/01 15:20] Martina: gulps and prepares her shield for when the chickens gather themselves and attack
[2025/05/01 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a strangled squawk, a loud "Pluck pluck PLARK!" and a chicken explodes, showering the area with feathers.
[2025/05/01 15:21] Sapphire: Te'ala gasps, but keeps the ritual goin.
[2025/05/01 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other five hiss and start striding forwards, hissing and hissing... it... sounds almost like words...
[2025/05/01 15:21] Martina: claps... it's working, keep it up
[2025/05/01 15:21] Mecha: Keeps going trying harder to focus
[2025/05/01 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...the words... someone roll d20
[2025/05/01 15:22] D20: Martina rolls 10
[2025/05/01 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: the chickens seem to be chanting.... "Doom on you... doom on you!"
[2025/05/01 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Yes, riffing from the dodo watermelon scene in Ice Age.)
[2025/05/01 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ta'la, you're a druid. Can you exercise a chicken? Roll a d20 to find out.
[2025/05/01 15:24] D20: Sapphire rolls 20
[2025/05/01 15:25] Sapphire: Chickens? I know chickens quite well
[2025/05/01 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nature god of the Elves says "LOL! Nope."
[2025/05/01 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: also that's a critical fail, you should've purrformed a snackrifice before coming. The gods see all!
[2025/05/01 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina! You next...
[2025/05/01 15:27] Martina: grabs the book and reads the magic spell, lighting the candle and dripping wax in a line in front of them
[2025/05/01 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Interesting. Does that do anything? We may be about to find out.
[2025/05/01 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:29] Mecha: Still working on the exorcism."salt, thyme,basil, organo,celery salt,black pepper, dry mustard paprika, Garlic salt, Ground ginger, white pepper"
[2025/05/01 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/05/01 15:29] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2025/05/01 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another chicken explodes in a shower of feathers and a loud "pluck-pluck-PLARK!"
[2025/05/01 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: The chickens seem to be grouping to rush you all.
[2025/05/01 15:31] Martina: 2 down, 4 to go
[2025/05/01 15:31] Mecha: The power of the colonel compels you! Deep fried! Extra Crispy!
[2025/05/01 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's Sapphire going to do next (bare in mind critical fail)
[2025/05/01 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: .....Martina?
[2025/05/01 15:34] Sapphire: Um... getting my shield ready to deflect any chickens from mecha
[2025/05/01 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina - Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:35] Mecha: Continues the chant, adding the deep fried and Extra Crispy. Lahli has no clue where it is coming from but...
[2025/05/01 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2025/05/01 15:36] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Pluck pluck PLARK!" and another shower of feathers
[2025/05/01 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: The chickens charge to the attack!
[2025/05/01 15:36] Martina: reads faster from the book and chants "Lok'ta gor shauncy" flicking hot wax at the closest chicken
[2025/05/01 15:37] Martina: then as the chickens rush forward activates her shield
[2025/05/01 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: But, Martina had trailed some wax on the ground, while chanting the chant, or something. What am I, the DM? Oh. Yes I am. The chickens slam into an invisible holy wall and bounce back.
[2025/05/01 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina casts shield?
[2025/05/01 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! You get to attack before the chickens recover.
[2025/05/01 15:38] Martina: needlessly apparently
[2025/05/01 15:40] Sapphire: using my mace!
[2025/05/01 15:40] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2025/05/01 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: finally! Roll d6
[2025/05/01 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: aaaaaaaaaaand Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina - roll d6 for Sapphire
[2025/05/01 15:42] D6: Martina rolls 1
[2025/05/01 15:42] Sapphire: ack
[2025/05/01 15:42] Sapphire: sorry
[2025/05/01 15:42] Martina: my rolls are sh!$€
[2025/05/01 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Eee. Party members like you, Sapphire doesn't need demons
[2025/05/01 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, see if you can roll better ;)
[2025/05/01 15:43] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2025/05/01 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: You smack a chicken. It squawks angrily.
[2025/05/01 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:44] Mecha: If it aint broke don't fix it. keep going
[2025/05/01 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/05/01 15:44] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[2025/05/01 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: it broke.
[2025/05/01 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: The chickens charge to attack, going over/round the "holy wall" Martina put up
[2025/05/01 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: One goes for Sapphire
[2025/05/01 15:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/05/01 15:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2025/05/01 15:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2025/05/01 15:45] Sapphire: *blinks*
[2025/05/01 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ouch! Clawed and pecked.
[2025/05/01 15:46] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:46] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to being injured!
[2025/05/01 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: One goes for Martina
[2025/05/01 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/05/01 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2025/05/01 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/05/01 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Luckily, the Shield spell.... er... shields Martina
[2025/05/01 15:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2025/05/01 15:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/05/01 15:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2025/05/01 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: one bites Mecha
[2025/05/01 15:47] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Slightly injured.
[2025/05/01 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to Sapphire!
[2025/05/01 15:48] Sapphire: how much damage did I take there?
[2025/05/01 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4 total.
[2025/05/01 15:49] Sapphire: Ok, gonna try to resume the exercism ritual, that seems much more effective
[2025/05/01 15:49] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2025/05/01 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: The nature gods are changeable. This time, they smile on you. You get showered in feathers.
[2025/05/01 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina!
[2025/05/01 15:51] Martina: again back to the candle this time standing inside a circle of wax
[2025/05/01 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Martina ain't a fan on being hen-pecked.
[2025/05/01 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/05/01 15:52] Martina: and grabbing the others pulling them inside too
[2025/05/01 15:52] Mecha: keep going gotta keep trying
[2025/05/01 15:52] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2025/05/01 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another chicken explodes!
[2025/05/01 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're getting good at this
[2025/05/01 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Last chicken attacks Mecha
[2025/05/01 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2025/05/01 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2025/05/01 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/05/01 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: this might sting a little...
[2025/05/01 15:54] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:54] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/05/01 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2 points damage. You'll live.
[2025/05/01 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: One chicken left, now what?
[2025/05/01 15:56] Sapphire: Intone to blow it up!
[2025/05/01 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/05/01 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha.
[2025/05/01 15:58] Mecha: Keep it going
[2025/05/01 15:58] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/05/01 15:58] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2025/05/01 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....a nat1....
[2025/05/01 15:58] Mecha: kebabs, gyros, chicken nuggies
[2025/05/01 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, a nat1 is a critical sucksess
[2025/05/01 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not only does the chicken explode in a shower of feathers
[2025/05/01 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: but the tree explodes, only, it explodes in an explosion of what appears to be mincemeat. Except it's rotten, icky, bloody mincemeat, that goes in your clothes, your armour, your boots, your necklines, your hair...
[2025/05/01 16:00] Martina: ewwwwww
[2025/05/01 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: However, that -is- the demon chicken infestation dealt with. The remaining 24 normal chickens cluck and peer out from the coop.
[2025/05/01 16:01] Martina: time for an egg sandwich now then if Rosemary would be so kind
[2025/05/01 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep... and then back "home"?
[2025/05/01 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: back to the Hook, Line & Sinker?
[2025/05/01 16:02] Martina: see if she has a shower to clean this yucky mince off first
[2025/05/01 16:02] Mecha: Lahli blows out the candle and stops ringing the bell
[2025/05/01 16:03] Sapphire: Te'ala sighs heavily, watching the demonic flesh tree explode, before walking over to inspect the stump
[2025/05/01 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: well.. there's no stump... indeed no sign there was a tree now... it's gone, back Down Below.
[2025/05/01 16:04] Mecha: i am not eating any of that.
[2025/05/01 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, finish off and back to Als' tavern?
[2025/05/01 16:04] Martina: sounds like a plan, break there?
[2025/05/01 16:05] Mecha: Sounds good to both parts
[2025/05/01 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Al greets you: "Greetings, Adventurers, back from your EGG-citing adventure? Was it all it was cracked up to be? Or were you just the victim of a practical yolk? HA HA HA! Geddit? HA HA HA! Oh, I'm sure it's a tale to be immortalized by a bard, just as the tale of Kelly an Daerg!"
[2025/05/01 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You all gain a level of experience! (We'll roll HP next week, it's getting late)
[2025/05/01 16:05] Sapphire: that puts us to level... two?
[2025/05/01 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Three.
[2025/05/01 16:06] Mecha: Woot Level 3
[2025/05/01 16:06] Martina: thanks girls, gotta go sleep so see you all Saturday
[2025/05/01 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh boy, and if you thought -this- was hard.... eh, #3...
[2025/05/01 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: See you Saturday!
[2025/05/01 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, hope you had fun
[2025/05/01 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me is -dreading- #3 after this one...
[2025/05/01 16:08] Mecha: Indeed Mistress, this was a good game
[2025/05/01 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah... just read ahead... next one... eh.
[2025/05/01 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh well, we're committed now.
