The Rat-hunt Quest
[2025/04/10 14:16] Sapphire: where'd we leave off?
[2025/04/10 14:16] Sapphire: did we end last session split up?
[2025/04/10 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'd just met the rodent tribe in the cellar
[2025/04/10 14:19] Sapphire: oh yeah, the talking rodents
[2025/04/10 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Evening, Andreas!
[2025/04/10 14:19] Andreas: hi kittens
[2025/04/10 14:19] Sapphire: who'd we'd made a deal with to get them escorted out of the town or something
[2025/04/10 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, we all here and all ready to continue our quest?
[2025/04/10 14:19] Andreas: sry, stupid work in stupid rl bothered me until now
[2025/04/10 14:20] Andreas: /me nods and cracks the beer
[2025/04/10 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: hate it when that happens
[2025/04/10 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: BUT! Now we adventure on.... and face the Trolls & Tribulations!
[2025/04/10 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Last session ended with you all in the last cellar room, facing a bunch of large and giant rats, and a fellow in a cloak who is very suspicious
[2025/04/10 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: He wants to talk, and says he's happy to move out - but doesn't dare, because rat catchers are a thing.
[2025/04/10 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Over to you! Who's doing what?
[2025/04/10 14:22] Sapphire: "Do you know how many catchers are in town?
[2025/04/10 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "Enough for us to hole up down here!"
[2025/04/10 14:23] Mecha: How did you get in here in the first place?
[2025/04/10 14:23] Andreas: /me "I'm not gonna try to open another bottle, we all know it tastes like rat piss. So kittens, show me your skills" giggles and taps the tip of the spear next to one of the holes in the wall. "So what's the plan? Fire?"
[2025/04/10 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "a stranger came to warn us of an up-coming sweep of the sewers to clear out the vermin, and the stranger led us to the cellars we now reside in, under the tavern. All we can tell of the stranger is they were a cloaked and hooded figure."
[2025/04/10 14:25] Sapphire: Te'ala moves to grab Andreas by the shoulder. "You are going to behave and let us talk this out like adults."
[2025/04/10 14:26] Mecha: Lahli ponders. If we can distract the rat catchers can you find an underground way out?"
[2025/04/10 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "Hardly... how am I supposed to go underground?"
[2025/04/10 14:28] Sapphire: "Or the forest? It seems like that or a ship are your natural options out of here." She continues, relaxing her grip. Not that it's very strong to start with.
[2025/04/10 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "There's a ruined tower outside the city limits, it'd be ideal - if we could just get there."
[2025/04/10 14:31] Sapphire: "How far is it?
[2025/04/10 14:32] Andreas: /me pretends resistance to Te'ala "sure auntie Te'ala" ... chuckles.
[2025/04/10 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure - shrugs - "I am not sure. Maybe a mile? Once you get to the city limits."
[2025/04/10 14:33] Sapphire: She nods, considering this. "We could check the tower out, confirm it's abandoned and usable for your people."
[2025/04/10 14:33] Mecha: Lahli looks at him. "never mind i thought you took a path through the sewers to come here. was trying to figure a way you could take that route out
[2025/04/10 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "It's definitely ruined. Can't missi t."
[2025/04/10 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "We came here with the cloaked person, and we got stuck here."
[2025/04/10 14:35] Andreas: /me could you please be silent for a while I may hear something
[2025/04/10 14:36] Sapphire: Te'ala goes quiet as well, listening.
[2025/04/10 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: you Listening? Roll ... think it's a d6
[2025/04/10 14:36] D6: Sapphire rolls 6
[2025/04/10 14:36] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/04/10 14:37] Andreas: /me one of us is def
[2025/04/10 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: You hear the murmur and mutter from above, some faint sounds of breezes, the creak of wood.
[2025/04/10 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Only Andreas is a thief who can roll
[2025/04/10 14:38] Andreas: /me anything what would suggest possible way out?
[2025/04/10 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Other than the stairs you came by? no
[2025/04/10 14:40] Andreas: /me "are we here to kill the rats, I mean what the adults are about to do auntie Te'ala?" ... grins
[2025/04/10 14:41] Sapphire: "If the rats simply leave the problem is resolved without any bloodshed."
[2025/04/10 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "We are more than happy to go."
[2025/04/10 14:42] Sapphire: "How many are your numbers, when we head to the tower?"
[2025/04/10 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure points at the rats. "Just us."
[2025/04/10 14:42] Mecha: And with that Lahli pulls her mace."Andreas we're going to resolve this and if we can do this without killing so much the better.."
[2025/04/10 14:44] Andreas: /me "I guess we won't fart'em out, how you wanna make the rats leave Lahli?" shrugs
[2025/04/10 14:45] Mecha: Lahli begins thinking. This is going to take a prank, and she will need to figure something out
[2025/04/10 14:47] Sapphire: "Can we simply not leave via the back door once night arrives?" She asks of the rats. How many were they?
[2025/04/10 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: The stranger stands, hand resting on the hilt of his sword, sniffing slightly, in the shadow of his hood
[2025/04/10 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's about two dozen rats
[2025/04/10 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "We tried that, and there were cats and rat catchers!"
[2025/04/10 14:49] Mecha: LAhli pauses a moment."What if we ran distraction? Can you speak to the rats or something?"
[2025/04/10 14:49] Sapphire: "On masse? This time we'd be there to talk things through." She pauses. "....are these cats the sort to talk things out?"
[2025/04/10 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "Don't be silly, cats can't talk."
[2025/04/10 14:50] Andreas: /me "What do rats like? Is there anything what would work like a honeypot?" looks around looking at the bottled rat piss.
[2025/04/10 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "Perhaps if you carried us? But you can't carry me, of course."
[2025/04/10 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's cheese, and crackers.
[2025/04/10 14:54] Sapphire: "The rat catchers at least we can talk this out with then. Then it'll just be a few cats we're much bigger than."
[2025/04/10 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, you're going to carry the rats?
[2025/04/10 14:55] Sapphire: How big are the rats?
[2025/04/10 14:55] Andreas: /me "Maybe we can find few stray cats and lock them here. I'm not gonna carry rats, my hands are full"
[2025/04/10 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: the normal ones are rat sized, the giant onces, cat sized
[2025/04/10 14:55] Sapphire: ( Andreas.... you did catch on that these are talking rats, right? )
[2025/04/10 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( I suspect Andreas has imbibed some fine spirits. )
[2025/04/10 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: whispers: ( And so far only the strange figure has talked )
[2025/04/10 14:57] Sapphire: ( ...oh. ))
[2025/04/10 14:58] Mecha: Lahli leans against a wall and watches
[2025/04/10 14:58] Andreas: /me "talking rats ... so it's not the fine spirit it's really talking rats hmmm" ... opens a bottle of a rat piss and takes a sip
[2025/04/10 14:58] Sapphire: ( huh, so... Mecha what was your take on the situation then? )
[2025/04/10 14:58] Sapphire: ( Though Te'ala being a druid might have an unusual take on the situation. )
[2025/04/10 14:58] Sapphire: "Baskets, perhaps." She looks around a bit.
[2025/04/10 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're going to carry the rats in baskets?
[2025/04/10 14:59] Mecha: *Splitting the group get the rats out in set patterns to run ratcatchers ragged while mysterious figure exits out the back*
[2025/04/10 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Never split the party!)
[2025/04/10 14:59] Mecha: *The rats are not the party*
[2025/04/10 15:00] Sapphire: I am considering the option fo carrying the rats in baskets, and checking the area for baskets that could be suitable
[2025/04/10 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... you can carry a basketful of rats each, and that accounts for all rats
[2025/04/10 15:01] Mecha: Lahli looks at Sapphire."Let's get some red wine and wet the rats maybe play it up as if they were dead and we are carrying them out
[2025/04/10 15:01] Sapphire: "....hmmm. An interesting ruse."
[2025/04/10 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I'm not sure red wine is very passable as blood...)
[2025/04/10 15:02] Mecha: *better than white*
[2025/04/10 15:03] Andreas: /me "how many rats I can put into a backpack 400cn capacity I have? Considering it's not totally empty."
[2025/04/10 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: You can all carry all rats, especially if you use backpacks too
[2025/04/10 15:04] Sapphire: Te'ala is fine just tying a basket to her back for this.
[2025/04/10 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... by various means and baskets, you now are carrying six rats each, and the strange figure is staying close while staying to shadows as much as possible.
[2025/04/10 15:06] Sapphire: So... lets head out towards the ruined tower then
[2025/04/10 15:06] Mecha: Sounds good
[2025/04/10 15:06] Andreas: /me takes one extra bottle of the rat piss so called red wine ... "rat wine" ... he mumbles and hides the bottle
[2025/04/10 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: You go up the steps and out to the tavern floor. Al sees you and leans over the bar. "Coo-ee! You guys! You getting anywhere in dealing with the mischievious rats?"
[2025/04/10 15:08] Sapphire: ( Was there not a back door? )
[2025/04/10 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: (No. Way to cellar is through tavern.)
[2025/04/10 15:09] Sapphire: "Yes, we're working on taking out our current efforts to outside town before it makes a mess," she misdirects.
[2025/04/10 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Al: "Uh huh. Say, I meant to tell you, I left a trap or two down there."
[2025/04/10 15:10] Mecha: Limps up behind the group."Yeah I.. I noticed"
[2025/04/10 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Al frowns. "Limping... from a custard pie in the face?"
[2025/04/10 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Al turns back to a customer, then stops, and looks back. "Didn't three of you go down.... and now there's four of you?"
[2025/04/10 15:12] Sapphire: "They're just very quiet most of the time."
[2025/04/10 15:12] Sapphire: Te'ala works on keeping moving instead of getting trapped in an extended conversation.
[2025/04/10 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Al: "Oh. Right, makes sense. Well! SEE YOU later!" She turns back to the customer.
[2025/04/10 15:12] Mecha: I fell backwards
[2025/04/10 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now you exit the tavern... it's about 8pm local time. You've only a half hour walk to the city gates... what could possibly go right?
[2025/04/10 15:13] Mecha: Lahli then breaks into a grin."Sorry couldn't resist. the pie was funny though Grade a trap."
[2025/04/10 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: someone roll a d6
[2025/04/10 15:14] D6: Andreas rolls 4
[2025/04/10 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: and another
[2025/04/10 15:14] D6: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/04/10 15:14] Mecha: And with that, this one is not rolling any more tonight
[2025/04/10 15:15] Sapphire: need a third?
[2025/04/10 15:15] Sapphire: Hopefully we lidded the baskets as we.... why is this town so huge that it's a half hour to get to the gates from the middle?
[2025/04/10 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you walk down the street, you see a noble lady with a man in chain mail beside her, hand on the hilt of his sword, walking towards you
[2025/04/10 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Because the story needs the plot to happen.
[2025/04/10 15:16] Sapphire: Presumably Te'ala doesn't recognize the livary of this noble lady
[2025/04/10 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nope. You aren't from around here.
[2025/04/10 15:17] Andreas: /me steps out of a way of the noble lady and keeps moving without any glimpse of interest
[2025/04/10 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: The noble lady sweeps past, sniffing loudly. "What a terrible smell, even from commoners. Well, I never!"
[2025/04/10 15:20] Mecha: Lahli is about to make a comment but right now the job is too important.
[2025/04/10 15:20] Sapphire: Te'ala shrugs. She lives in the woods, and smells like leaves most of the time. Onwards!
[2025/04/10 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: You pass by without issue... and on towards the gates....
[2025/04/10 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6 please
[2025/04/10 15:20] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2025/04/10 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: and a d4
[2025/04/10 15:21] Andreas: /me pulls a bottle and says "do you wanna a sip of rat piss madam?" grins and acts bit drunk
[2025/04/10 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2025/04/10 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: someone? d4
[2025/04/10 15:21] D4: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/04/10 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: A furtive looking guy in a coolie hat and with robes pulled around him sidles up. "Hey! Want to buy any potions?"
[2025/04/10 15:24] Andreas: /me "wanna sip of a rat piss? I have a full bottle for sale"
[2025/04/10 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: The guy just looks at you. "Fuck that! Do you want to buy a potion or not?"
[2025/04/10 15:25] Sapphire: "I am content with my current supply."
[2025/04/10 15:25] Mecha: Maybe another time
[2025/04/10 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: The man snorts. "Huh. Well, you just wait until the Great Troll Army is here, be too late then!"
[2025/04/10 15:26] Andreas: /me "what potions do you have?"
[2025/04/10 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: No potions purchased... onwards! The city gates are close indeed now.... and you get to roll another d6
[2025/04/10 15:27] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2025/04/10 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: and another d6
[2025/04/10 15:28] D6: Mecha rolls 4
[2025/04/10 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: A big burly man is leaning in a doorway, a large hammer in his hands. He watches as you approach. "Hey... where are you going... with those baskets?"
[2025/04/10 15:30] Mecha: *Lahli bites her lower lip*
[2025/04/10 15:30] Sapphire: "Out of town, collecting mushrooms," Te'ala answers, not stopping but veering out of his direction.
[2025/04/10 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: The man looks suspicious. "Mushrooms? At *this* time of night? Do you take me for an idiot?"
[2025/04/10 15:32] Sapphire: "Some of the most important ones only hold power when drinking the moonlight and starshine."
[2025/04/10 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: The man frowns, but can't dispute this, and shakes his head as you go.
[2025/04/10 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: And so you pass by the third obstacle in your way... and the city gates are looming ahead.... along with the city guards on watch. They look up as you approach. "Who goes there?"
[2025/04/10 15:34] Sapphire: "Foragers," she replies, maintaining the story.
[2025/04/10 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: City guard: "Foragers, eh? Are you carrying any goods or items that might be restricted?"
[2025/04/10 15:35] Mecha: No, we are going out to forage to bring back to town. IN town foraging is stealing isn't it?
[2025/04/10 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: City Guard: "You got a smart mouth on you, lady! Have you been involved in any recent disturbances or criminal activities within the city?"
[2025/04/10 15:36] Sapphire: "I have not," she replies simply, noting this town seems quite paranoid.
[2025/04/10 15:37] Mecha: Not trying to be a smart mouth, just saying, but no sir nothing of the sort." She shows her religious symbol. Apologies if I came across wrong."
[2025/04/10 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: City Guard: "Hmm. Well. Careful out there, there's an army of trolls headed this way, after all. And it's a copper to get back in, citizen."
[2025/04/10 15:37] Sapphire: "Noted."
[2025/04/10 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: And without further problems, you make it to the old ruined tower. Probably an old grain silo or something from a long-lost farm, it not stands tall, ruined, and quite deserted.
[2025/04/10 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "We made it! Thank you!"
[2025/04/10 15:39] Mecha: As we head out."Did he just say an army of trolls?"
[2025/04/10 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: He did. Lots of comments have been made so far about the Great Troll Army.
[2025/04/10 15:40] Sapphire: "I wonder who leads the troll army. Perhaps, the largest troll?"
[2025/04/10 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Maybe that's something you'll need to enquire about.
[2025/04/10 15:41] Mecha: Lahli looks at the strange figure."So what are you going to do now?"
[2025/04/10 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: A tide of rats jump out of your backpacks and baskets and scurry into the tower.
[2025/04/10 15:42] Sapphire: Te'ala unclips her basket, turns it over and taps the underside, then starts looking around for mushrooms and other foragables.
[2025/04/10 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: bows awkwardly. "I thank you, for your help. If you need any help in future, please come seek me out. And, I left a chest of treasure back in the cellar, that is yours to keep."
[2025/04/10 15:44] Andreas: /me nods looking at the strangly bowed figure. "So, which way now, run and hide or back to city?"
[2025/04/10 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Strange figure: "I'll live here with my tribe, of course."
[2025/04/10 15:44] Sapphire: "It will look suspicious if we immediately return empty handed."
[2025/04/10 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: you find all sorts of berries, flowers, fungi.
[2025/04/10 15:45] Sapphire: Fortunately, Te'alas druidic skills are well suited to collecting things!
[2025/04/10 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: So... what now? Back to the basement/tavern?
[2025/04/10 15:46] Mecha: "I wish you all the best. May the Traveller watch over you." She says smiling. Firmly believing That this is a positive. Pranks yes but help people too.
[2025/04/10 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: what now?
[2025/04/10 15:48] Sapphire: might as well head back if we have full baskets
[2025/04/10 15:48] Mecha: back to town?
[2025/04/10 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Getting back to the basement - you find the chest, it contains 3,000 cp.
[2025/04/10 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: You've also made it to Level Two :) Sapphire, Mecha, roll d6; Andreas, d4
[2025/04/10 15:50] D6: Mecha rolls 3
[2025/04/10 15:50] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2025/04/10 15:50] Sapphire: naturally :D
[2025/04/10 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: reroll the 1
[2025/04/10 15:50] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2025/04/10 15:51] Andreas: sry still one 2 paws at work .... =/
[2025/04/10 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: ack
[2025/04/10 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: we can get that d4 rolled next time if need be
[2025/04/10 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Al gives you your reward - a pint of ale each, saying "It's good for what ales you!" and 12cp to share
[2025/04/10 15:52] D4: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/04/10 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: reroll that 1
[2025/04/10 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you've completed the rat quest and gained the favour of an NPC... what shenanigans will come next time?
[2025/04/10 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: and what of this Great Troll Army....?
[2025/04/10 15:55] Mecha: good question
[2025/04/10 15:55] Sapphire: I'm curious if you think that went well or poorly
[2025/04/10 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: depends on your definition
[2025/04/10 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you had fun, it went well
[2025/04/10 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you are sitting there thinking "that sucked", it went badly
[2025/04/10 15:56] Mecha: This one had fun
[2025/04/10 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: and that's important, because from here on, it only gets worse ;)
[2025/04/10 15:56] D4: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/04/10 15:57] Sapphire: very clever rats to be so polite about things
[2025/04/10 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm surprised you didn't ask a bit more about them
[2025/04/10 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: like names.... precise nature... history...
[2025/04/10 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: but! You got them to a new home without .... OH WAIT!
[2025/04/10 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: I forgot something!
[2025/04/10 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire... your pack! It's.... moving!
[2025/04/10 16:00] Sapphire: ooh?
[2025/04/10 16:00] Sapphire: Inspect pack
[2025/04/10 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you open the pack, a small twitching snout appears, with long whiskers and black beady eyes. "Squeak?"
[2025/04/10 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: You appear to have a rat in your pack.
[2025/04/10 16:03] Mecha: Name it Frank, Dean, peter, or Sammy
[2025/04/10 16:04] Sapphire: "Hello?" She carefully pets it. "Did you not want to stay at the tower? Had you fallen asleep?"
[2025/04/10 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rat: "i want to come help you, for helping my tribe."
[2025/04/10 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand with everything done, and since I'm up in four hours, we'll pick it up again next time!
[2025/04/10 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thank you all for coming.... next week... mmm. You'll see :)
[2025/04/10 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: got to dash, sorry