[2025/03/20 14:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: g'day Andreas, how's it going
[2025/03/20 14:04] Mecha: okay, this one will be right back.
[2025/03/20 14:05] Andreas: hi kittens
[2025/03/20 14:05] Andreas: what a week, huh?
[2025/03/20 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: it is indeed
[2025/03/20 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're going to play the next campaign we're starting... soon?
[2025/03/20 14:08] Andreas: ehm is it gonna be Thursday and Sunday or another day?
[2025/03/20 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thursday, yes
[2025/03/20 14:08] Andreas: well I may skip one, slightly depends. But seems RL gonna be very busy during the week next few months
[2025/03/20 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: ddaawwwwwww.... you don't wanna miss -this- one...
[2025/03/20 14:09] Andreas: I don't hmmmm
[2025/03/20 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, you'd give the kittens a sad!
[2025/03/20 14:09] Andreas: 😭
[2025/03/20 14:10] Andreas: 🐾
[2025/03/20 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: see, not a good outcome
[2025/03/20 14:10] Andreas: than paw and order must be served
[2025/03/20 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me gives a round of ap-paws for that pun
[2025/03/20 14:11] Andreas: just be aware that I may skip few days in upcoming months.
[2025/03/20 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: the kittens will be brave
[2025/03/20 14:11] Sapphire: ooop
[2025/03/20 14:12] Andreas: hi Sapphire
[2025/03/20 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: once Mecha is back we can begin
[2025/03/20 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Quick reminder.
[2025/03/20 14:12] Sapphire: hello!
[2025/03/20 14:12] Sapphire: how's it going?
[2025/03/20 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: you have stuff to make traps, a blacksmiths' hammer that does 1d6, a bellows, a potion of sanitatem
[2025/03/20 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas has been using his things, just has 4sp
[2025/03/20 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha has 2x healing potions and some bandages (4 uses)
[2025/03/20 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Don't hoard things :)
[2025/03/20 14:15] Sapphire: sanitatem ?
[2025/03/20 14:15] Andreas: Thiefs are hording only one type of things =)
[2025/03/20 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: and as a recap... you rummaged about in the wizards' stables, and smashed a window to break into his tower.
[2025/03/20 14:15] Andreas: ah this is this the Kobold story
[2025/03/20 14:16] Mecha: Yep
[2025/03/20 14:16] Mecha: Also... Back
[2025/03/20 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep.... "Opposing Forces"
[2025/03/20 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with Mechas' return, it's time to say GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRREEEEETTTTTTIIINNGGSSSSS Adventurers! Other players get to be mighty heroes, you get to be lowlife evil mooks.
[2025/03/20 14:17] Sapphire: We don't even get healthcare!
[2025/03/20 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire.... what're you doing?
[2025/03/20 14:17] Sapphire: first, double checking the exits of this room, and exploring the broken crates for clues as to where Embermaws Treasure must be
[2025/03/20 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's the lower floor of a tower, so, only the door (barred inside) stairs up and windows are points of in/egress
[2025/03/20 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: I take it you're entering the tower
[2025/03/20 14:19] Sapphire: Are the windows open?
[2025/03/20 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: the one you smashed is
[2025/03/20 14:20] Andreas: /me climbing through the broken window into the tower, trying to not make additional noise.
[2025/03/20 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? What about you?
[2025/03/20 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll the d20, Andreas
[2025/03/20 14:21] Mecha: Gonna stay by the window until they say its safe
[2025/03/20 14:21] D20: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/03/20 14:21] Andreas: 🤣
[2025/03/20 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: You try to be silent and not make additional noise.
[2025/03/20 14:22] Andreas: didn't work I guess
[2025/03/20 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: CRASH! CRASH! *tinkle tinkle tinkle* you're certain no one heard that.
[2025/03/20 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: As Sapphire and Andreas enter the lower level... there it is!
[2025/03/20 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: On a desk is a large cubic obsidian frame with a gemstone inside: "The crimson heart gemstone pulsates with an inner fire, radiating warmth that flickers like a living ember, while its obsidian cage glints menacingly in the darkness, creating an ominous contrast. Encased in the dark stone, the gemstone's draconic essence promises unimaginable power for those daring enough to seize it, yet the cage seems to whisper warnings of the dangers that lurk within."
[2025/03/20 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: BUT...
[2025/03/20 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: who hasn't rolled a die lately.... Sapphire! D6 please.
[2025/03/20 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha too, a D6
[2025/03/20 14:24] D6: Mecha rolls 3
[2025/03/20 14:24] D6: Sapphire rolls 2
[2025/03/20 14:24] Sapphire: Eeep
[2025/03/20 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: From three corners come lumbering rather large and menacing skeletons.
[2025/03/20 14:25] Sapphire: Waterscales grips that hammer she snagged
[2025/03/20 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: At the same time, some crashes and bangs, a flare of light from upstairs, and a muffled: "Damnit! Who's down there?"
[2025/03/20 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: What do you do?
[2025/03/20 14:26] Sapphire: "Mierda!" She swears, and leaps to grab the Obsidian frame.
[2025/03/20 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's heavy, and roughly as big as you are.
[2025/03/20 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you want to do that... d20, must roll over 14
[2025/03/20 14:27] Andreas: /me looking for place to hide from the skeletons and from whoever is up there
[2025/03/20 14:27] D20: Sapphire rolls 17
[2025/03/20 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales grabs the obsidian cage, and, holds tight. It's heavy... certainly for you
[2025/03/20 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: where you hiding, Andreas?
[2025/03/20 14:29] Sapphire: But it's the very goal of our entire quest! No mere skeletons will stop me from executing our god-dragon's will!
[2025/03/20 14:29] Andreas: /me anywhere where I fit in and nobody will see me
[2025/03/20 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: heh, let's give Waterscales a +1 bonus for sheer awesomeness :)
[2025/03/20 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, the undead don't "see" per se, and, they already saw you, but, you could duck behind a chair.
[2025/03/20 14:30] Andreas: /me ducks behind a chair
[2025/03/20 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, must roll over 15 to hide
[2025/03/20 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/03/20 14:31] D20: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/03/20 14:31] Andreas: hahahaha
[2025/03/20 14:31] Mecha: Still outside, but thinking on a plan if that angry voice gets closer
[2025/03/20 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: and the skeletons?
[2025/03/20 14:33] Mecha: Were they outside?
[2025/03/20 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a thumping and a banging sound from upstairs. It sound like someone hastily running downstairs while half asleep
[2025/03/20 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: The skeletons are inside, with Waterscales and Andreas
[2025/03/20 14:34] Mecha: Gonna pop her head up to the window and cast guidance on Sapphire
[2025/03/20 14:34] Andreas: /me runs to the door and tries to open them from inside.
[2025/03/20 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: And Waterscales is Guided!
[2025/03/20 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Skeletons advance, two attack Waterscales, one Andreas
[2025/03/20 14:35] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/03/20 14:35] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2025/03/20 14:35] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/03/20 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me winces
[2025/03/20 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's gonna sting...
[2025/03/20 14:36] Andreas: dice is rigged that's for sure 🤭
[2025/03/20 14:36] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2025/03/20 14:36] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/03/20 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me actually facepalms
[2025/03/20 14:36] Sapphire: my sheet claims I have.... 2 HP? am I reading that right?
[2025/03/20 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 10 points damage for Waterscales, who is knocked flat
[2025/03/20 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2/2 HD (ie, level 2) you have 3 hp
[2025/03/20 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: well
[2025/03/20 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: HAD.
[2025/03/20 14:37] Sapphire: I now have -7 HP
[2025/03/20 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Up to Andreas and Mecha to save the day! Well... night.
[2025/03/20 14:38] Sapphire: "Gwuh" Waterscales emits as the skeletons tear through her body
[2025/03/20 14:38] Mecha: Wait is she dead dead?
[2025/03/20 14:38] Sapphire: depends, are the skeletons wearing boxing gloves?
[2025/03/20 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: she's sprawled on the floor in a very large pool of blood
[2025/03/20 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd suggest you can set one less place for supper later
[2025/03/20 14:39] Sapphire: you all hid and the defenses targeted the person trying to actually complete the objective
[2025/03/20 14:39] Andreas: /me I guess not dead, she'll be resuerrected
[2025/03/20 14:39] Sapphire: we're on embermaws blacklist right now
[2025/03/20 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas has faith on Emberclaws divine ability
[2025/03/20 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: too bad he's dead too.
[2025/03/20 14:39] Sapphire: we don't know that yet
[2025/03/20 14:40] Sapphire: also I think that happens in an hour or two from now
[2025/03/20 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas - what you doing?
[2025/03/20 14:40] Andreas: /me trying to get to the door and open them
[2025/03/20 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: the door is barred, it'll take a round to open - while the skeletons get to attack
[2025/03/20 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/03/20 14:41] Mecha: If the skeletons are focused on Andreas I'm gonna sneak in and try to see if Waterscales can be healed... Hoping she can do something
[2025/03/20 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's gonna be a TPK... it's gonna be a TPK... oh my. Never had one of -these-.
[2025/03/20 14:42] Andreas: /me "stupid doors" ... runs in direction of the stairs and up the stairs
[2025/03/20 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... what will you do when you get there?
[2025/03/20 14:44] Mecha: 4 bandages while pouring a healing potion down her throat. Trying damn hard to not attact attention to her
[2025/03/20 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: The skeletons all turn at once to chase Andreas. They bump into each other with loud rattling crashes, and take a few moments to unentangle ribcages and arm bones, then they head after Andreas
[2025/03/20 14:44] Sapphire: I suppose if ridcully raises our bodies from the dead he becomes our new god? that's how this works, right?
[2025/03/20 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: You swathe Waterscales in bandages like a mummy, and pour a healing potion down what you hope is her throat.
[2025/03/20 14:45] Andreas: LOL
[2025/03/20 14:45] D4: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/03/20 14:46] Mecha: 2points healing from the potion, so with bandages and potions it's 6 so far
[2025/03/20 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales' spirit is floating through darkness, towards a huge firey pit from which come screams and wails... and then Waterscales is yanked back to the world again, choking on a lungful of healing potion
[2025/03/20 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, Andreas rolls a d20
[2025/03/20 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2025/03/20 14:46] D20: Andreas rolls 5
[2025/03/20 14:47] Andreas: I'm rolling high numbers now, nice
[2025/03/20 14:48] Sapphire: Her arms try to grip tightly around the obsidian cage while she sputters healing potion through her nose
[2025/03/20 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas tears up the stairs just as Ridcully comes down the stairs in his nightgown, a lamp in his hand. He trips over Andreas and tumbles down the stairs, the lamp flying from his hand and smashing somewhere. There's a sudden bright flickering and crackling!
[2025/03/20 14:49] Mecha: I hand you the last potion bottle to watercress."We run now."
[2025/03/20 14:50] Mecha: *Er Waterscales*
[2025/03/20 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's Waterscales doing now?
[2025/03/20 14:51] Sapphire: The flames are chasing her back to the lands of the living! Working on jumping out the window since my arms are full
[2025/03/20 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lugging the obsidian cage after you?
[2025/03/20 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas? What are you doing?
[2025/03/20 14:52] Sapphire: the point is to get the cage outside, yes
[2025/03/20 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, point is, get the cage back home :)
[2025/03/20 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: getting it out will be an excellent first step
[2025/03/20 14:53] Andreas: /me tries to bite Ridcully somewhere around achilles sinus
[2025/03/20 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? What about you
[2025/03/20 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 to attack Ridcully, Andreas
[2025/03/20 14:54] Mecha: Head out the window as well helping with the cage."Hey! RUN!
[2025/03/20 14:54] D20: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/03/20 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas snaps at Ridcully... misses
[2025/03/20 14:55] Andreas: ofc
[2025/03/20 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ridcully sits up in the middle of the floor, blinking, as flames shoot up. "My tower! It's on fire! Skeletons, fire, put it out!"
[2025/03/20 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: One skeleton tries to stamp out the flames, succeeds in setting -itself- on fire
[2025/03/20 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another tries to wave the fire out, but only succeeds in fanning the flames
[2025/03/20 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: The third takes up a burning chair, heads to the door, walks into the door and falls back, the burning chair falls to the ground and the fire spreads even more.
[2025/03/20 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales, you're just getting out of the window with the obsidian cage.
[2025/03/20 14:57] Sapphire: "Huup!"
[2025/03/20 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas, you might want to follow, the tower is burning merrily
[2025/03/20 14:57] Sapphire: "To the wagon!" she hisses
[2025/03/20 14:57] Andreas: /me tries to bite Ridcully somewhere around achilles sinus second time
[2025/03/20 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20...
[2025/03/20 14:58] D20: Andreas rolls 19
[2025/03/20 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d3
[2025/03/20 14:58] Andreas: ha!
[2025/03/20 14:58] Andreas: D3?
[2025/03/20 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6
[2025/03/20 14:58] D6: Andreas rolls 6
[2025/03/20 14:58] Andreas: ha !
[2025/03/20 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: then divide by 2
[2025/03/20 14:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2025/03/20 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ridcully shakes you off and gives you a good kick. "Ya rotten varmint!"
[2025/03/20 14:59] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/03/20 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2 points damage
[2025/03/20 14:59] Mecha: Off we go to the cart
[2025/03/20 15:00] Andreas: /me shakes a bit, growls and runs to broken window to get out of tower
[2025/03/20 15:00] Sapphire: Hustling back to the wagon
[2025/03/20 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: The tower is burning merrily when you get the wagon rattling out of the stables. For a moment you see Ridcully chasing you, waving his fist in the air. "You bastards! You just get back here!"
[2025/03/20 15:02] Mecha: running running
[2025/03/20 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: congrats, and welcome to Level Three
[2025/03/20 15:03] Andreas: /me "we are heroes!"
[2025/03/20 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: spells, hit points, thaco all improve.
[2025/03/20 15:03] Andreas: /me "Did you see how I knocked that bastard out?! Did you see it?!"
[2025/03/20 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: But you still got to get back to your tribe...
[2025/03/20 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who's driving the wagon?
[2025/03/20 15:04] Mecha: Good question
[2025/03/20 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2025/03/20 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're driving
[2025/03/20 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, must roll over 13.
[2025/03/20 15:05] Sapphire: "Onwards sweaty beast!"
[2025/03/20 15:05] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2025/03/20 15:05] Andreas: I can't believe it
[2025/03/20 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: bloody 'ell
[2025/03/20 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You successfully navigate back to the river and towards where your tribe is calling home now
[2025/03/20 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: but
[2025/03/20 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: you knew there'd be a "but", didn't you?
[2025/03/20 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/03/20 15:06] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/03/20 15:06] Andreas: ha !
[2025/03/20 15:06] Sapphire: oh, our macguffin exploded?
[2025/03/20 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4 hobgoblins are in your way, planning on attacking the kobold tribe. They're in the way... what do you do?
[2025/03/20 15:07] Mecha: Spur the horses to run them over
[2025/03/20 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: how did i know.
[2025/03/20 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas, Waterscales? How about you?
[2025/03/20 15:08] Andreas: /me holds the treasure tightly with all his claws and paws
[2025/03/20 15:09] Sapphire: Hold the reins in one hand, a hammer in the other, and *donk* the hogboblin when we pass it
[2025/03/20 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: roll d20, must roll over 13 to hit a hobgoblin with wagon
[2025/03/20 15:09] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2025/03/20 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales, roll d20 with advantage to hit hobgoblin (Roll twice, take best result)
[2025/03/20 15:10] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2025/03/20 15:10] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2025/03/20 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: several things happen at once.
[2025/03/20 15:10] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/03/20 15:10] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2025/03/20 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: A loud THUMP as the horse slams into a hobgoblin, and knocks him down. Four ironshod hooves trample the poor guy from feet to head.... nasty.
[2025/03/20 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wagon is not made to take such abuse and it breaks apart. The horse barrels off, you hear one last "whinney!" and it's gone.
[2025/03/20 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales, d6
[2025/03/20 15:12] Sapphire: is there a velocity bonus?
[2025/03/20 15:12] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2025/03/20 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me blinks
[2025/03/20 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... hobgoblins do have rather dense skulls, I guess
[2025/03/20 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: BONK on his head and he's dazed
[2025/03/20 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: the cart breaks into pieces, Mecha flies through the air and the treasure bounces along the ground like a football, with Andreas clinging on for dear life.
[2025/03/20 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: The two remaining hobgoblins look round wildly. "'Ere, what da fook...???"
[2025/03/20 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what you going to do?
[2025/03/20 15:15] Mecha: Gonna take a swing with her club at a hobgoblin, whichever one is closer
[2025/03/20 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/03/20 15:15] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2025/03/20 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh my
[2025/03/20 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: d4
[2025/03/20 15:15] D4: Mecha rolls 2
[2025/03/20 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: A good hit - a hobgoblin is badly injured
[2025/03/20 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas?
[2025/03/20 15:16] Andreas: /me hides behind the treasure and hisses, ready to attack if any of the hobgoblins move closer
[2025/03/20 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: hehehe
[2025/03/20 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales?
[2025/03/20 15:17] Sapphire: How long does Mage Armor last?
[2025/03/20 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: For the combat.
[2025/03/20 15:18] Sapphire: So i have to estimate how nasty these hobs are and what the big event we might meet after these guys are
[2025/03/20 15:18] Sapphire: ....going to cast Mage Armor since I've seen the Pyres once today already
[2025/03/20 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: pretty much! Just like real life!
[2025/03/20 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire immolates herself with (illusionary) flames.
[2025/03/20 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins attach Mecha and Sapphire
[2025/03/20 15:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2025/03/20 15:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2025/03/20 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: unsuccessfully
[2025/03/20 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: the dazed one shakes his head and looks round. "'Oo 'it me!?"
[2025/03/20 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2025/03/20 15:20] Sapphire: What are we attached with?
[2025/03/20 15:21] Mecha: Trying another clubbing of the one hit before
[2025/03/20 15:21] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[2025/03/20 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's three hobgoblins
[2025/03/20 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: d4
[2025/03/20 15:21] D4: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/03/20 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: the damage rolls are not in your favour! But at least you're hitting...
[2025/03/20 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas?
[2025/03/20 15:22] Andreas: /me finds a stone and throws it at closes hopgoblin
[2025/03/20 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 to hit
[2025/03/20 15:22] D20: Andreas rolls 14
[2025/03/20 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: don't roll a 1, DON'T ro...
[2025/03/20 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hit, d4!
[2025/03/20 15:22] D4: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/03/20 15:22] Andreas: ... lol sure
[2025/03/20 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm trying :S
[2025/03/20 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Waterscales?
[2025/03/20 15:24] Sapphire: How much taller than us are Hobs?
[2025/03/20 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: about 2x?
[2025/03/20 15:24] Sapphire: also... they're attacking our tribe
[2025/03/20 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: yah, you should do something about that
[2025/03/20 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd do them, if I were you
[2025/03/20 15:24] Sapphire: "Followers of Embermaw!" She screams at the top of her lungs. "Enemies trespass upon our lands!"
[2025/03/20 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: going to attack as well?
[2025/03/20 15:25] Sapphire: From there she holds a hammer in one hand and a dagger in the other, rushing around and trying to slash or smash their kneecaps
[2025/03/20 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/03/20 15:25] D20: Sapphire rolls 17
[2025/03/20 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6
[2025/03/20 15:25] Sapphire: Kaiiaaiaia! she hisses wordlessly in battle
[2025/03/20 15:25] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2025/03/20 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2025/03/20 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was going SO well too!
[2025/03/20 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: You smack one in the... er... *ahem* area *cough, cough*
[2025/03/20 15:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2025/03/20 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Smacks on the head, hammers in the proverbials, horses trampling them from nowhere, the hobgoblins decide to clear off. There's easier pickings elsewhere, although, with all the fires that started tonight, the humans are a bit jumpy.
[2025/03/20 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: The three kobold leads stand on the barricade and look down at you, as a guard of kobolds forms in front. "You! There heretics we cast out!"
[2025/03/20 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: leaders, even, not leads.
[2025/03/20 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/03/20 15:30] Sapphire: "You sent us on a quest!" Waterscales retorts.
[2025/03/20 15:30] Mecha: We help against hobgoblins and we bring thing back!
[2025/03/20 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Andreas?
[2025/03/20 15:31] Andreas: /me "We are not heretics, we are heroes!" ... looks at Waterscale and Mecha "At least I am!"
[2025/03/20 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobold guard spreads out to surround you, as the leaders come close, and look at the obsidian cage
[2025/03/20 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: "This IS the treasure of our god! You found it! You must have gone through some....
[2025/03/20 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: (shameless plug coming)
[2025/03/20 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2025/03/20 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: TRIALS & TRIBULATIONS!
[2025/03/20 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...to recover it!"
[2025/03/20 15:32] Andreas: /me "See! We are heroes!"
[2025/03/20 15:32] Sapphire: :o
[2025/03/20 15:33] Sapphire: "Embermaw shall know our loyalty!" She declares, eyeing the other kobolds, having no intention to let the treasure out of her sight from this point on
[2025/03/20 15:33] Mecha: Did we miss anything?"
[2025/03/20 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobold elders, all senior shamen, put their arms round you. "You did it! You're heroes! You are examples for all kobolds to aspire to. You have truely earnt your rewards for your heroic service."
[2025/03/20 15:33] Mecha: *Also chuckles at Mistresses plug of the game title*
[2025/03/20 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I literally just thought of it!)
[2025/03/20 15:34] Mecha: I dont want reward I want to work in kitchen
[2025/03/20 15:34] Andreas: /me "Emberclaw won't punish us, but promotes us! We may be our god's favourites!"
[2025/03/20 15:34] Mecha: I pause hearing this... "Oh shit."
[2025/03/20 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kobold elders move suddenly and swiftly. Wickedly sharp daggers plunge into your bodies, and across your throats. You collapse, bleeding out, slumping lifelessly to the ground as the guards look on.
[2025/03/20 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: "As a reward for your truely heroic bravery, you'll guard our great god Emberclaws' treasure forever. Well done. Right, let's get the Raise Dead ritual underway."
[2025/03/20 15:35] Sapphire: Waterscales hisses wetly and tries to return the favor with her own dagger
[2025/03/20 15:36] Mecha: Last action drink the last healing potion and if this one survives gonna run like hell
[2025/03/20 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: That is the end of Opposing Forces, I hope you had fun, and maybe now you realize now why evil characters should always watch their backs! - "Trolls & Tribulations" will be starting soon. Don't forget to roll up a character!
[2025/03/20 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: did you enjoy that rather madcap adventure?
[2025/03/20 15:36] Mecha: This one F***ing knew it!!!
[2025/03/20 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2025/03/20 15:37] Sapphire: Indeed, Mecha called this last night
[2025/03/20 15:37] Andreas: at least I was a hero for a while
[2025/03/20 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: you did?
[2025/03/20 15:37] Mecha: Yep, even had a bit of a plan
[2025/03/20 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: heh
[2025/03/20 15:38] Sapphire: we even had a response planned but didn't acount for dying during a cutscene
[2025/03/20 15:38] Mecha: Wanna hear it?
[2025/03/20 15:38] Andreas: /me nods
[2025/03/20 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: I gotta hear it
[2025/03/20 15:39] Mecha: Ditch this and run like hell. We kobolds are cowardly but clever. The elders would be more than likely to kill us and take credit, so we should just ditch this and run for a new leader.
[2025/03/20 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmhmm
[2025/03/20 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: technically, though, being in a cult, you view this as a reward.
[2025/03/20 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: well....
[2025/03/20 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: you WOULD, if you were still alive.
[2025/03/20 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: :D