[2025/12/28 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: right... let's get started
[2025/12/28 14:23] Joe: yay
[2025/12/28 14:24] Jassie: heyoo
[2025/12/28 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: and there's Jassie
[2025/12/28 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: who no doubt read the campaign logs from last time
[2025/12/28 14:25] Jassie: little bit
[2025/12/28 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...little bit...?
[2025/12/28 14:26] Jassie: LOL
[2025/12/28 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, in that case, without further ado, GGGGGRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSS Adventurers! Other players get lots of fun from D&D, you.... just get a little bit :P
[2025/12/28 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: you've followed the trail of a stolen distillation still to an old wizards cottage, ransacked and long abandoned... apparantly
[2025/12/28 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Mecha is about to face the horrors of the dinning room....
[2025/12/28 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Main room: This room has high, arched ceilings, with a large fireplace at the far wall. A few half-empty bookshelves stand against the walls, with most of the books and scrolls scattered and trampled on the floor. A long, circular table with chairs is covered in dusty tomes and magical implements. Noteable is a piece of parchment, apparantly part of a journal, or a shopping list. Stairs lead up, and a doorway opens out to the conservatory, the roof darkened by a layer of snow.
[2025/12/28 14:28] Joe: it looks raided
[2025/12/28 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me awaits Mecha first, since, she braved the room
[2025/12/28 14:30] Mecha: Dahla looks around she isn't super into all this magic looking stuff but... you know."Come on in everyone. It's weird but seems clear
[2025/12/28 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, the only threat seems to be the parchment, slightly askew on the table
[2025/12/28 14:32] Joe: Hearing Dahla's decision that it looks clear, Joe the Paladin enters and does Detect Evil
[2025/12/28 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: The parchment isn't particularly evil.
[2025/12/28 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie?
[2025/12/28 14:35] Jassie: Jass just appears out of thin air next to you all, a half elven wirey looking female mage with dark red robes and long brown hair tied in a ponytail, " ohh hello... there? sorry if i'm dropping in on something?"
[2025/12/28 14:35] Jassie: "but u all look like u needed help so somehow i'm here."
[2025/12/28 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think you dropped in on someone about to read a parchment on a table
[2025/12/28 14:36] Jassie: oh lol
[2025/12/28 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/12/28 14:37] Mecha: Dahla is looking around seeing if there are any non magic books she can check out while keeping an eye out for any possible attacks
[2025/12/28 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: the parchment doesn't seem particularly magic, you could start with that
[2025/12/28 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2025/12/28 14:39] Joe: Not being able to read the books are of no interest whatsoever. I poke around looking for doors, tunnels, stairs, any ways out of the room
[2025/12/28 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: You look around, but, that parchment seems to niggle you. What does it say? What does it say....
[2025/12/28 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie?
[2025/12/28 14:40] Jassie: oooo, what does this parchment say? i take it up and have a look, reading it out loud for everyone if there's words
[2025/12/28 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: You pick the parchment up. It doesn't say anything, it doesn't have powers of speech.
[2025/12/28 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: But! Written on it... a note...
[2025/12/28 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Chronomantic Journal (Probably Important)
Must order more furs. Again. Planning another excursion to the Hyperborean Age and it has entirely too much ice for a place that technically still exists. Four hundred thousand years really does ruin a landscape. Note to self: glaciers are not impressed by magic slippers.
Reminder: be very careful with time crystals. Yesterday I placed two into the Time Compactor I bought from the gnomes last month (still smells faintly of cheese). I was only testing bean growth. The resulting plant achieved structural integrity, consciousness, and ambitions. It nearly punched through the window. Time crystals are... enthusiastic.
Checklist for Hyperborean expedition:
Furs: ✔
Cloak of Invisibility: ✔
Number of time crystals for temporal ritual: unclear
Is it two? Three? I cannot recall, and my notes disagree with my notes. To be absolutely safe, I will use four. What could possibly go wrong with extra time?
[2025/12/28 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pauses
[2025/12/28 14:42] Mecha: Dahla listens curiously."What in the nine hells is that about?
[2025/12/28 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: And there's more.
[2025/12/28 14:43] Joe: Joe decides it sounds demonic and should probably be avoided or stopped
[2025/12/28 14:43] Jassie: well someone is messing with time, that's what
[2025/12/28 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Later)
Everything.
I did not arrive in the Hyperborean Age. I arrived in an age of enormous, furious lizards. Some of them fly. I assume they were already angry, though removing an egg from their nest may have influenced their mood. The Cloak of Invisibility worked admirably right up until the moment it was shredded by claws the size of scythes.
Good news: I escaped. Bad news: I escaped running. Mixed news: I still have the egg. The egg is now secured inside the Time Stasis Safe, which is definitely locked and absolutely not humming ominously. I will deal with it later. Preferably much later.
I must attend a meeting of mages next century (agenda unknown, refreshments promised). With luck, repairs, and fewer crystals, I should be home in time for Yuletide.
(Final reminder, underlined three times): ONE. CRYSTAL."
[2025/12/28 14:44] Joe: "Bloody wizards."
[2025/12/28 14:44] Jassie: well this sounds like, fun I always wanted to time travel!
[2025/12/28 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Having read the parchment, you now notice there are stairs going up, and an entryway to a conservatory, that looks like several dwarven demolition charges went off in it.
[2025/12/28 14:44] Jassie: maybe one day i can do it on my own
[2025/12/28 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Which way now?
[2025/12/28 14:45] Mecha: up the stairs
[2025/12/28 14:45] Joe: stairs going up
[2025/12/28 14:45] Jassie: will follow along
[2025/12/28 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Leads to be bedroom: The bedroom is a simple, comfortable space, though it has seen better days. A four-poster bed, now sagging, is pushed against the far wall. The sheets are tattered and yellowed, with one corner still clinging to the bed frame. There’s a small nightstand with a drawer. The nightstand has been rummaged through, items like old letters and magical trinkets pulled out and scattered on the floor. Someone must have drunk from a bottle left on the nightstand and carelessly tossed the empty vessel, which smells strongly of elderberries.
[2025/12/28 14:46] Jassie: can i have a look at the trinkets?
[2025/12/28 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: looks like cheap and tatty things, a pair of bent nails that are entangled together, an obviously fake moustache, a paper fish, and a very flimsy comb
[2025/12/28 14:48] Mecha: going to try and find this... stasis safe.
[2025/12/28 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Maybe it's under the bed.
[2025/12/28 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2025/12/28 14:49] Jassie: takes the moustache
[2025/12/28 14:49] Jassie: pastes it on
[2025/12/28 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: Charisma penalized by 1
[2025/12/28 14:49] Jassie: lol
[2025/12/28 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Dwarves find this particularly insulting)
[2025/12/28 14:50] Jassie: (they shouldnt, they have beards)
[2025/12/28 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: (And moustaches)
[2025/12/28 14:50] Jassie: (heheh still funny
[2025/12/28 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Mecha?
[2025/12/28 14:51] Mecha: Going to explore the stuff, even under the bed. Finding it weirder and weirder about this place
[2025/12/28 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ah. Under the bed: a battered old chest.
[2025/12/28 14:52] Joe: I'm looking a the half elven wirey looking female mage (Jassie) so who exactly are you anyway?
[2025/12/28 14:53] Joe: (asks)
[2025/12/28 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: The lock on the chest has long been broken, by the way.
[2025/12/28 14:54] Jassie: hmm? me? I'm Jass! nice to meet you holds out a hand and wiggles the fake moustache
[2025/12/28 14:54] Jassie: forgot the ""
[2025/12/28 14:55] Mecha: Going to slooooowowwwwwwlllllyyyyy open this chest because something is still funky
[2025/12/28 14:55] Joe: Takes the Elf's hand gently and smiles at the moustache antics. "Sir Joe, Knights of the Order of Eternal Paladins."
[2025/12/28 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: You open the chest. No horrors, named or unnamed, leap out at you, but, you do find something interesting.
[2025/12/28 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a locket, a small pouch of rare herbs, and a few labelled potion bottles -3 of them - containing a dark bubbly liquid.
[2025/12/28 14:56] Mecha: going to try and read the labels as she calls the others over
[2025/12/28 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Potion of dark brown bubbly liquid:
The label is written in an flowing script and features a red field with flowing white sigils that seem to mean nothing, yet feel important. "Potion of Cocae Colaris" - This potion is contained in a thick glass bottle of unfamiliar make, sealed with a strange metal cap that must be pried off rather than uncorked. The liquid within is unnaturally dark, nearly opaque, yet constantly alive with rising bubbles that cling to the glass as if resisting escape.
[2025/12/28 14:57] Joe: how many Detect Evil's can i do per day ?
[2025/12/28 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: as far as I can tell, as many as you can
[2025/12/28 14:58] Joe: "I have a bad feeling about those." Does a Detect Evil
[2025/12/28 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: you get the feeling that... wait...
[2025/12/28 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...it was just indigestion
[2025/12/28 14:58] Mecha: You have a bad feeling about everything but check it out
[2025/12/28 14:59] Joe: Only about things which are less than pure.
[2025/12/28 14:59] Jassie: can i maybe roll something to determine some of its magical properties
[2025/12/28 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, if it was purity, that'd be off the charts.
[2025/12/28 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: INT check, roll D20
[2025/12/28 14:59] Joe: (its weed killer, seriously)
[2025/12/28 14:59] Mecha: Dahla chuckles you must get a bad feeling about us all the time. purity is subjective.
[2025/12/28 15:00] D20: Jassie rolls 9
[2025/12/28 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: did you roll under INT?
[2025/12/28 15:00] Jassie: isnt it just roll d20?
[2025/12/28 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: INT check - must roll under INT. What's your INT score?
[2025/12/28 15:01] Jassie: 16
[2025/12/28 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: check passed
[2025/12/28 15:02] Jassie: wee
[2025/12/28 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're fairly sure there's something magical... you're not sure what. Although the three bottles are identical, it makes it look mass produced, maybe by some huge guild of merchants
[2025/12/28 15:02] Jassie: we deifinitely ought to keep that
[2025/12/28 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's enough for one each (I hope you're tracking what you got, I ain't :P)
[2025/12/28 15:03] Mecha: just gonna take a sniff
[2025/12/28 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: of what?
[2025/12/28 15:03] Mecha: the potion
[2025/12/28 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: It doesn't smell of anything. Unless you open it, but, that might waste it needlessly.
[2025/12/28 15:04] Mecha: Dahla looks at the others."So what do we do now?"
[2025/12/28 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's still the ransacked conservatory
[2025/12/28 15:06] Mecha: then off to the conservatory
[2025/12/28 15:06] Joe: check out the conservatory
[2025/12/28 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Broken glass tubes and smashed potion bottles line the floor. There’s an alchemy station, once magnificent, now overturned and broken. A strange, faint smell of burnt herbs lingers in the air. Creatures have knocked over several shelves, their footprints leaving tracks in spilled chemicals. A large, cracked mirror is on the floor, its reflective surface warped and shattered in places.
There's what looks like a large safe, with the door crudely pried off and hanging awkwardly from a hinge, with a brass plate screwed to its' front: "ACME Time Stasis Safe".
[2025/12/28 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who wants to make an INT check?
[2025/12/28 15:07] Jassie: raises hand!
[2025/12/28 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2025/12/28 15:07] D20: Jassie rolls 14
[2025/12/28 15:07] Joe: |Whether purity is subjective or not, is itself subjective. There is an easy way to know for sure - and that is, if you do not know for sure, then it is less than pure."
[2025/12/28 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: pass
[2025/12/28 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: "ACME: Arcane Contraptions & Mechanical Endeavours - Mass-produced gnomish magic, clever, affordable, and mostly safe. If it bears the ACME mark, it probably works and is guaranteed to not explode... too often..."
[2025/12/28 15:08] Jassie: lol mostly
[2025/12/28 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: At least you found the time stasis safe. Although... it's in a sorry condition...
[2025/12/28 15:09] Mecha: Going to examine the safe, see if there is anything in it
[2025/12/28 15:09] Joe: "That safe, it does not look very safe. Which is the point I was trying to make about purity..."
[2025/12/28 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Inside the safe: an empty egg cradle.
[2025/12/28 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also: a scrap of parchment with some writing on it.
[2025/12/28 15:10] Mecha: I take the parchment and offer it to one of the others to read
[2025/12/28 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: It looks like a half-finished spell written on on baking parchment, but it could just be the recipie for...
[2025/12/28 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Who takes it?)
[2025/12/28 15:12] Mecha: if no one will then Dahla reads it and tries to decipher it
[2025/12/28 15:12] Joe: I'm not touching that filthy scribble. Nothing good ever came from writing things down.
[2025/12/28 15:12] Jassie: tilts my head to peek onto the parchment with Dahla holding it
[2025/12/28 15:13] Jassie: wiggling the moustache while reading it
[2025/12/28 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: Roll INT
[2025/12/28 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Out of interest, Joe, how do you get religious instruction?
[2025/12/28 15:14] D20: Jassie rolls 15
[2025/12/28 15:14] Jassie: oh boy just passed
[2025/12/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: ...your blood runs cold...
[2025/12/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's for...
[2025/12/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh no. Oh dear God no....
[2025/12/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: a recipie for the dreaded fruit cake...
[2025/12/28 15:15] Joe: (Verbal instruction. The older Knights mentor us and teach us the Creed of our Order. We apply that in all things we do.)
[2025/12/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: what deranged lunatic would write that down?
[2025/12/28 15:16] Jassie: oooo i wanna make fruit cake!
[2025/12/28 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a doorway here to a kitchen area. (Equally, if not more wrecked)
[2025/12/28 15:16] Jassie: but yea, who would write that down??!!
[2025/12/28 15:16] Mecha: /me raises her hand and points to herself." This deranged Lunatic... who is now suddenly hungry for Fruitcake
[2025/12/28 15:16] Jassie: shall i try to make some for u then?
[2025/12/28 15:17] Mecha: maybe later
[2025/12/28 15:17] Joe: whispers: Watches the reactions of horror and feels gratified that I am untainted by knowing how to read.
[2025/12/28 15:18] Jassie: oh why so uptight joejoe
[2025/12/28 15:18] Jassie: u want some fruit cake?
[2025/12/28 15:18] Joe: "You were clearly happier before you touched that awful scribble."
[2025/12/28 15:19] Mecha: It's a recipe for fruit cake. Sounds tasty
[2025/12/28 15:19] Jassie: "I'm happier before because now I want some fruit cake too" laughs out loud, the moustache wiggling about above my lip
[2025/12/28 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: sounds like you want to go to the kitchen
[2025/12/28 15:20] Jassie: I'll have a look and peek in
[2025/12/28 15:20] Mecha: indeed to the kitchen we go
[2025/12/28 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: You head to the doorway and something on a shelf, that you mistook for a bundle of old feathers, lifts a head up and opens two great big eyes
[2025/12/28 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: The owl tilts its head, blinks slowly, and speaks in a soft, cracked voice: “Ah... visitors. You’re rather late. Or early. It’s hard to tell, these days. I am the chronomage’s familiar. Or was. My name is Professor Hootemporal - it’s a title. I earned it. Repeatedly. Anyway, please don’t touch anything — it has a habit of becoming yesterday.”
[2025/12/28 15:21] Mecha: Dahla sees it and falls on her ass in surprise
[2025/12/28 15:22] Jassie: "ooooo a talking familiar!!!" wiggles the moustache, goes forward to check it out
[2025/12/28 15:22] Jassie: poke poke
[2025/12/28 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: The owl bites Jassies' finger.
[2025/12/28 15:23] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/12/28 15:23] Jassie: OWW
[2025/12/28 15:23] Jassie: hey!
[2025/12/28 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: only 2 points of damage.
[2025/12/28 15:23] Jassie: only....
[2025/12/28 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmhmm
[2025/12/28 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Mecha?
[2025/12/28 15:24] Jassie: why'd u bite me for??!!
[2025/12/28 15:24] Jassie: i was just cuurious
[2025/12/28 15:24] Mecha: Wait, you're who the familiar of WHAT?!
[2025/12/28 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: you poked another mages' familiar... I'd say you're still lucky being able to count to ten
[2025/12/28 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: or indeed, at all
[2025/12/28 15:25] Joe: "I would rather eat that vicious chicken than your fruit cake spell."
[2025/12/28 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me can see it's going to be a game on Hard difficulty
[2025/12/28 15:26] Mecha: All right you two knock it off!
[2025/12/28 15:26] Mecha: You're a mages familiar, where is your mage?
[2025/12/28 15:27] Mecha: *And yes the knock it off was in character*
[2025/12/28 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Professor Hootemporal: "Somewhere. In the future, or, was it the past...."
[2025/12/28 15:28] Mecha: Are you expecting them back soon, or now, or then?
[2025/12/28 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Professor Hootemporal: ".........yes."
[2025/12/28 15:29] Mecha: Are you able to pick one?
[2025/12/28 15:30] Jassie: that would help alot
[2025/12/28 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Professor Hootemporal: "Maybe... find the egg first...."
[2025/12/28 15:30] Jassie: why dont u find it!@
[2025/12/28 15:31] Joe: "Where is the egg? Do you know what happned to it?"
[2025/12/28 15:31] Mecha: Looked like there was supposed to be an egg in the safe but it is missing
[2025/12/28 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Professor Hootemporal: “The egg stolen by... little creatures. Drunken ones. Happened... this morning and next year... Time... is confusing.”
[2025/12/28 15:31] Jassie: little creatures? oh those footprints
[2025/12/28 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2025/12/28 15:33] Mecha: Guess this means we are o.... Uh oh
[2025/12/28 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: you are...?
[2025/12/28 15:34] Mecha: Dahla looks at Joe."We might have an actual problem."
[2025/12/28 15:34] Joe: "You don't say."
[2025/12/28 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: And what might the problem be?
[2025/12/28 15:35] Mecha: the thing about big lizards and the egg. IF the egg is stolen then there is going to be lizard issues
[2025/12/28 15:35] Jassie: thats a good question... oh
[2025/12/28 15:35] Jassie: right
[2025/12/28 15:36] Jassie: well they aint in this timeline
[2025/12/28 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: ah well. It's only going to be a wee hatchling... if it even hatches
[2025/12/28 15:36] Jassie: maybe....yet
[2025/12/28 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, moving on?
[2025/12/28 15:37] Joe: "the egg was stolen from the lizards, perhaps they came and took it back. I think the egg issue is a waste of our time. Let them keep it. Its their thing anyway. We need to find the big metal tub and return it."
[2025/12/28 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, these are surely two separate problems
[2025/12/28 15:38] Mecha: Let's go find the egg
[2025/12/28 15:38] Mecha: but first fruitcake
[2025/12/28 15:38] Joe: Lets go find the big metal tub!
[2025/12/28 15:38] Jassie: yesh! fruitcake!
[2025/12/28 15:39] Joe: whispers: sighs
[2025/12/28 15:39] Jassie: one should never investigate on an empty stomach
[2025/12/28 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, to the kitchen?
[2025/12/28 15:40] Mecha: I was kidding. Kind of wish we had a tracker, someone who could follow the footprints. help us start getting everything back to the way it's supposed to be.
[2025/12/28 15:42] Jassie: hmmm
[2025/12/28 15:42] Joe: Searching the kitchen for food is a good idea
[2025/12/28 15:42] Jassie: I mean yea,
[2025/12/28 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Before you go, Professor Hootemporal gives Mecha: “Bauble of Time-Bubble”
[2025/12/28 15:43] Mecha: Dahla examines it."What does this do?" She asks
[2025/12/28 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's what look like instructions on a sticker on the bottom, in small script
[2025/12/28 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: It looks like: A small, hollow sphere made of thick crystal shot through with hair-thin brass filaments that seem to shift when not directly observed. Inside, faint motes of light drift lazily, moving far too slowly to be natural. The bauble is warm in the hand, and when shaken, the interior lags behind the motion, as if reality itself is reluctant to follow. A tiny maker’s mark is etched near the seam: ACME.
[2025/12/28 15:44] Joe: I Detect Evil on the Bauble
[2025/12/28 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's... it's...
[2025/12/28 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: totally not evil.
[2025/12/28 15:45] Joe: "I still don't like it."
[2025/12/28 15:45] Jassie: oooooo whazzat!!
[2025/12/28 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Reading the instr... oh, you refuse to read
[2025/12/28 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2025/12/28 15:45] Mecha: No idea but I am going to hold on to it for right now
[2025/12/28 15:45] Jassie: whazzat u just gave her Owl Prof?
[2025/12/28 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: The owl has it's head tucked under a wing. Soft snores come from it.
[2025/12/28 15:46] Jassie: I use my dagger to poke it with the handle
[2025/12/28 15:47] Mecha: What are you doing?
[2025/12/28 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: poke what, the bauble or the owl?
[2025/12/28 15:47] Joe: Are there any bags or sacks around which we can put the owl in?
[2025/12/28 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: could check the kitchen, might be one there
[2025/12/28 15:47] Jassie: owl
[2025/12/28 15:47] Joe: thats what i do
[2025/12/28 15:48] Joe: search for sacks
[2025/12/28 15:48] Mecha: gonna get bit again
[2025/12/28 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, well, two things happen very quickly
[2025/12/28 15:49] Jassie: thats why im using the handle froma distance
[2025/12/28 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: first is, as Jassie pokes at the bird, it's suddenly a flurry of motion, and her hand is bitten....
[2025/12/28 15:49] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/12/28 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: only one damage, barely a scratch
[2025/12/28 15:49] Jassie: hey i used the handle
[2025/12/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: and then the owl is in her face, flapping her wings quickly and slapping her face left, right, left
[2025/12/28 15:50] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2025/12/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4 bludgeoning damage
[2025/12/28 15:50] Jassie: almost dies to the owl
[2025/12/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: The owl then gives a loud HOOT and flies out of the conservatory
[2025/12/28 15:50] Jassie: seeing stars in my eyes
[2025/12/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd say you got off lightly
[2025/12/28 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, unless you want to poke anything else... kitchen?
[2025/12/28 15:52] Mecha: Yes, kitchen please
[2025/12/28 15:52] Joe: I'm going to use my footmans flail to smack the owl as it tries to fly away
[2025/12/28 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me sighs
[2025/12/28 15:52] Jassie: tries to get up
[2025/12/28 15:52] Mecha: walks to the kitchen all by herself
[2025/12/28 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: you sure about that?
[2025/12/28 15:53] Mecha: Yes
[2025/12/28 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you are.... roll D20
[2025/12/28 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: not you, Joe!
[2025/12/28 15:53] Joe: no i decide to let it live and instead i help our injured party member
[2025/12/28 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: wise, as an owl.
[2025/12/28 15:53] Joe: all this dealing with sinister things is giving me dark thoughts
[2025/12/28 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: The kitchen is cluttered with old, rusted pots and pans hanging from the ceiling. The wooden counters have rotted in places, and cobwebs are visible in the corners. A stone hearth still stands, though it’s now filled with ash and empty bottles. Creatures have broken into the pantry, where the remains of some foodstuffs are scattered. Some of the food is long spoiled, and a few bottles of alcohol are still lying about, half-drunk. A shattered, empty jar of enchanted honey lies next to a wooden spoon, abandoned by the creatures in their drunken rampage.
At the far end, there's a huge gaping hole letting in the snow, where something smashed down a wall and part of the ceiling; nearby what looks like a small iron barrel with a hatch lies on its' side, still smoking slightly. It looks a bit like some kind of furnace.
[2025/12/28 15:55] Jassie: gets up, with a major headache, before following along with to the kitchen
[2025/12/28 15:55] Joe: "that will be one of the kobolds boom experiments." I retreat to some distance. Like, leaving the building through the door we entered
[2025/12/28 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: The door you entered is some distance away. Are you SURE you want to split the party?
[2025/12/28 15:56] Joe: no, i dont wantto split the party but also i dont want to get blown up
[2025/12/28 15:56] Mecha: Checking stuff out, because... it's an egg and this is a kitchen
[2025/12/28 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: The "furnace" is in fact the ACME Time Compactor, surrounded by fragments of egg shells - LOTS of fragments. And... The wall/ceiling looks like it burst outwards.
[2025/12/28 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Someone want to roll WIS checks?
[2025/12/28 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2025/12/28 15:57] D20: Joe rolls 6
[2025/12/28 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: did you both roll under WIS?
[2025/12/28 15:58] Joe: yes
[2025/12/28 15:58] Mecha: yes
[2025/12/28 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: You realize.... the fragments... it was one huge big egg...
[2025/12/28 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: You also realize the focal point of the debris is in fact the Time Compactor.
[2025/12/28 16:01] Mecha: let's try to collect the egg shells maybe this can be figured out
[2025/12/28 16:01] Jassie: oh boy
[2025/12/28 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's probably too many to collect.... but you do notice a scrap of parchment nearby
[2025/12/28 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, you've not examined the device itself, yet. For all Joe knows, it could be evil or about to explode.
[2025/12/28 16:03] Joe: "Just because it is not evil, does not mean it is not probably very bad."
[2025/12/28 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: true enough
[2025/12/28 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, you wanna take a look at it?#
[2025/12/28 16:03] Mecha: checking the parchment
[2025/12/28 16:04] Jassie: peeks over her shoulder
[2025/12/28 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a few scribbled notes, written hastily in smudged charcoal on scraps of parchment:
“Egg Thingy Adventure”
Found big shiny cup thing in old wizard house. Looks like... maybe it cooks eggs? Or makes them bigger? Not sure. Smells funny but smells like adventure.
Put one big egg in shiny cup. Egg very heavy. Huuuge! Smells funny. Then we found sparkly rocks (shiny like candy). Thought: “egg want more sparkles = more yum?” Poured handful in. Maybe too many? Who cares, egg deserves magic. Pulled lever (one of us pulled. Not me). Egg went WHOOSH. Smoke and shiny lights. We jumped. All scared. Waited. Waited. Waited. Then... EGG MOVED!
Huuuugggge wings. Screamed. Flew. We think: Dragon! DRAGON! WE CAN TAME! Tried waving sticks. Tried “come here” noises. Dragon very angry. Very fast. Very wings. Dragon not listen.
Underneath, a scribbled little doodle of kobolds riding a huge winged long-necked creature, waving sticks. “BIG DRAGON OMG” written in huge letters.
[2025/12/28 16:07] Mecha: Dahla sits back."Well, found the egg."
[2025/12/28 16:07] Jassie: and dragon! woooo
[2025/12/28 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Other things you can see.... a book, tossed down carelessly outside... and lots and lots of footprints in the snow
[2025/12/28 16:09] Jassie: has a look at the book
[2025/12/28 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's titled The Baker’s Journal, and is mostly illegible after being left out in the elements, but, there is one page...
“No matter what I tried - extra spice, more brandy, honey glaze - nobody wanted a slice. The cake grew angry at their refusal.”"
[2025/12/28 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: On the plus side, all the footprints should be dead easy to track.
[2025/12/28 16:10] Joe: "This evil cult must be defeated."
[2025/12/28 16:10] Jassie: what evil cult?
[2025/12/28 16:10] Joe: "The insane egg worshipping cult."
[2025/12/28 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2025/12/28 16:11] Mecha: going to check the temporal compactor
[2025/12/28 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time Compactor: It's an iron cylinder with a bowl-shaped depression at the top, with a brass-and-crystal device resembling a reinforced egg cup mounted on a gear-ring frame. Fine runes tick endlessly around the rim like a clock that can’t agree with itself. There's a hatch at the bottom, covering a narrow crystal slot on the side, accompanied by a lever labeled COMPACT. A plate is screwed to it, with instructions.
At the top the plate reads: "ACME™ Time Compactor Model TC-3B (Revised Again) “Why Wait?”"
[2025/12/28 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Underneath, seems to be a plate listing instructions
[2025/12/28 16:13] Jassie: ok, come on, i wanna try time travelling too
[2025/12/28 16:14] Mecha: going to read the instructions while taking the thing from the owl out of her pouch
[2025/12/28 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: whispers: Operating Instructions: FOR TEMPORAL ACCELERATION OF SMALL OBJECTS ONLY (eggs, seeds, samples, mistakes)
Place ONE (1) sample into the Compaction Cradle. Ensure sample is stable, centered, and not already angry.
Insert Time Crystals into the power slot.
Recommended: ONE (1) crystal
Experimental: TWO (2) crystals (advanced users only)
Close the Containment Ring firmly until it hums. If it screams, reopen immediately.
Pull the COMPACT lever smoothly. Do not hesitate. Time can sense fear.
Wait for the bell. The bell indicates completion, overload, or escape.
[2025/12/28 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: (more to follow)
[2025/12/28 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: whispers: Expected Results
1 Crystal: Sample experiences several days to weeks of time. Ideal for hatching, growth trials, or proving a point.
2 Crystals: Sample experiences months. Results may include rapid maturity, personality, and opinions.
Important Warnings!
DO NOT use more than two crystals.
DO NOT use on sentient beings without written consent (from the future).
Troubleshooting
If the sample emerges larger than the device: This is a success of scale.
If the sample addresses you by name: Power down immediately.
If nothing emerges: Check behind you.
Final Line (Stamped in Red): ACME GUARANTEE: Device will function exactly as designed. Design subject to revision.
[2025/12/28 16:17] Mecha: okay, gonna try something. Puts the egg shell pieces into the compaction cradle and if correct she now has a crystal. She is going to try and follow the instructions to try and bring the egg back
[2025/12/28 16:17] Jassie: just one?
[2025/12/28 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, roll 2D10
[2025/12/28 16:17] Jassie: but i guess its for beginners to go with one
[2025/12/28 16:17] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/12/28 16:17] D10: Mecha rolls 8
[2025/12/28 16:18] D10: Mecha rolls 8
[2025/12/28 16:18] Mecha: hopefully better than the 1 on the d20
[2025/12/28 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: after a lot of searching, you find a huge handful of egg shell shards. However, you think you half about a fifth of the egg shell
[2025/12/28 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: also, the bauble is -way- too big to fit in the crystal slot
[2025/12/28 16:19] Joe: ( wilI sit at some distance and mediate/pray/mentally cleanse myself of dark thoughts, while all that is happening)
[2025/12/28 16:20] Mecha: damn, had to try."We should collect more shells and see if we can find a crystal that fits
[2025/12/28 16:20] Jassie: i'm close, studying the machine
[2025/12/28 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: While you do that, the snow falling outside is obscuring the trail of footprints. You may wind up wishing you'd brung a tracker along, after all, if you stay too long.
[2025/12/28 16:22] Joe: Hmm perhaps we should go and track the footprints instead of getting distracted by the stupid broken machine
[2025/12/28 16:23] Mecha: Sounds good
[2025/12/28 16:23] Jassie: hmm?
[2025/12/28 16:23] Jassie: "oh right!" nods her head and follows along so as not to be left alone
[2025/12/28 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a lot of small footprints all around, and some huge claw prints, which seem to head towards the nearby human village of Glacern. Trampled underfoot is a scrap of parchment, covered in scribble.
[2025/12/28 16:24] Jassie: ooo more parchement
[2025/12/28 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed!
[2025/12/28 16:25] Joe: "That drawing, of the kobolds and the dragon - it looks like they went this way, and not long ago. They must have made the scribbles only recently, today perhaps."
[2025/12/28 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: that seems logical
[2025/12/28 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: anyone want to check that new note out?
[2025/12/28 16:26] Mecha: Sure
[2025/12/28 16:26] Jassie: does more peeking
[2025/12/28 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kobold Boom-Sheet #7: How To Make Tube Go BOOM
Step One: Loady-Load!
Put big round boom ball into front hole.
Push with stick until it no push no more.
If boom ball rolls back out, hit tube with hammer until it stays.
If boom ball still rolls out, fire tube anyway. It fix problem or kobold. Either way is fine.
Step Two: Powder-Pour!
Take bucket of black bang-dust.
Pour into back hole until full.
No, MORE. Boss say “powder good, more powder gooder.”
Step Three: Fuse-Sticky!
Insert fuse-string into powder chamber.
Light fuse only when all kobolds have run to safe distance of at least three tail-lengths.
If fuse burns too fast, shout “OH NO FAST BURN!” and run faster.
Step Four: Aiming the Boom-Spear!
Point tube at big ugly humie building.
If humie building far, tilt tube up.
If humie building close, tilt tube down a bit.
If cannon pointed wrong way, humie building stay alive and kobolds get yelled at.
If cannon pointed at other kobolds, that okay too. They know dangers of work.
Step Five:
[2025/12/28 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: FIRE!
Light fuse.
Cover ears.
Tube goes KRAKABOOM and big building go CRUMBLEFLOOM.
If tube explodes instead, write down what blew up for improvement ideas.
There's a scribble across the bottom, all in capitals:
“MAKE IT MOAR BANGY!”
[2025/12/28 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me waits for you to catch up....#
[2025/12/28 16:27] Joe: whispers: Does anyone read it out loud?
[2025/12/28 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I'm sure they do)
[2025/12/28 16:28] Mecha: oh yeah
[2025/12/28 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a far off, but, louder than before, BOOM.
[2025/12/28 16:29] Joe: whispers: I make comments about how the kobolds are probably not intentionally evil, they're just really, really stupid and thinking they are clever, and somewhere there is an overlap between being really stupid and being evil.
[2025/12/28 16:29] Mecha: follow that sound
[2025/12/28 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's 12:30pm GMT... we can halt here, or, go on...
[2025/12/28 16:29] Jassie: (OOC, they are really stupid)
[2025/12/28 16:30] Jassie: (I know that as I was playing in kobold artificer in another campaign thats smart and left the tribe cause everyone was stupid and they thought he was stupid hehe)
[2025/12/28 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: (My dears, you still have no idea -how- stupid this will get...)
[2025/12/28 16:30] Jassie: up to you sonja
[2025/12/28 16:30] Jassie: (i love this!)
[2025/12/28 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: more up to Joe... I'm not working for a week ;-)
[2025/12/28 16:31] Jassie: oh wow lucky
[2025/12/28 16:31] Joe: i dont mind at all, this is fun and i dont sleep til dawn anyway
[2025/12/28 16:31] Mecha: This one needs to get some dinner so it is up to all of you... but be right back
[2025/12/28 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... onwards.... to victory!
[2025/12/28 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: I believe you said you'd follow the trail
[2025/12/28 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: it leads towards Glacern, but, the trail is soon covered by falling snow
[2025/12/28 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're not far from Glacern, when the party comes up behind several large, broad-shouldered figures in dark cloaks. Horned helmets loom over their heads; leather creaks, metal clanks as they shift. A flash of green skin shows.
[2025/12/28 16:33] Joe: "We need some way to melt this snow so we can find the tracks beneath it." (a poor attempt at making a joke to cheer everyone up)
[2025/12/28 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: (what are you, a kobold?)
[2025/12/28 16:35] Jassie: hahaha
[2025/12/28 16:35] Jassie: large sized as in larger than us?
[2025/12/28 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Most humans are about 5.5-6' tall; these guys are a head taller, easily 6' plus
[2025/12/28 16:37] Jassie: hmmmm, lets watch them for now?
[2025/12/28 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Then, one of them clears his throat - a deep, gravelly cough. “Right, lads,” he growls. “We're close enough. Sing.”
[2025/12/28 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Slaybells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, blood is glistening!
A horrific sight, a fearsome fight,
Orcs are caroling tonight!"

"Chaos roams, axes are swinging,
Goblin horns, merrily ringing!
Through the night, we smash and bite,
Orcs are caroling tonight!"

"Oh, what fun it is to ride
With a warband by your side, hey!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Through the battlefield tonight!"
[2025/12/28 16:39] Joe: "I suppose we could challenge them to a snowball fight?"
[2025/12/28 16:39] Mecha: Dahla just listens and raises an eyebrow
[2025/12/28 16:39] Jassie: how many of these individuals are there?
[2025/12/28 16:40] Mecha: Yeahhh not challenging them to nothing"
[2025/12/28 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: four or five.
[2025/12/28 16:40] Mecha: *By the way, loving the song lyrics*
[2025/12/28 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: One of them stops and looks round at you.
[2025/12/28 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Orc (clearing throat): “Evenin’. Don’t panic. We’re not raiding.” (pause) “Tonight.”
[2025/12/28 16:41] Mecha: what are you doing? Got to admit this.. This is a new one
[2025/12/28 16:41] Jassie: well not raiding is a great first step
[2025/12/28 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Orc: “Village got kids, yes? Little ones with no clan?”
[2025/12/28 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another orc: “Snow’s bad this year. Many sad little ones with no clan.”
[2025/12/28 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: An orc, holding a sack says: “Coins. Jerky. Blankets. We brought soup but it froze.”. Other orc with a sack: “Still good soup, just little hard.”
[2025/12/28 16:43] Joe: "You should check out the local kobolds if you are looking for kids, they're not much different. Back that way up the mountain."
[2025/12/28 16:43] Joe: "Wait what you are not here to steal the villages kids?"
[2025/12/28 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: The orcs look at Joe with disdain
[2025/12/28 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: First orc: “Look. We raid caravans. That’s honest work.” (shrugs) “Kids ain’t caravans.”
[2025/12/28 16:44] Jassie: thats mighty noble of you all!
[2025/12/28 16:44] Jassie: gives a smile
[2025/12/28 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: One of the orcs: "Say, did you hear big flying thing, and, lots of yapping?"
[2025/12/28 16:45] Mecha: big what and what?
[2025/12/28 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Orc: "Eh, maybe hearing things. Is no big deal. Look, we go more caroling."
[2025/12/28 16:47] Jassie: thumbs up, "hmmmm, big flying thing could be the dragon?"
[2025/12/28 16:47] Joe: "We have seen some strang ethings today but this really takes the cake."
[2025/12/28 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Orcs look alarmed. "Cake? What you mean, cake?"
[2025/12/28 16:48] Jassie: oh dont worry bout it too much, its just erm... maybe he's looking forward to some fruitcake
[2025/12/28 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Orcs: "Ak! Fruitcake! We go now!" They hurry away, casting glances at you.
[2025/12/28 16:50] Jassie: i guess they dont like fruitcake?
[2025/12/28 16:50] Mecha: why do people dislike fruitcake?
[2025/12/28 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Good question.
[2025/12/28 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile, Glacern awaits! Are we going into the village?
[2025/12/28 16:51] Joe: yes. To an inn for warm food and lodgings
[2025/12/28 16:51] Jassie: "shrugs, weird people i guess"
[2025/12/28 16:52] Mecha: yep, lets go in
[2025/12/28 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Glacern: A quiet village, with villagers going about their business, wrapped in coats, scarves and wearing hats. There's groups of carol singers...
For example, there's a bunch of them singing an old carol.
“O crumble ye terror,
O crumble ye fright,
When voices united
Declare ye a blight!”
A rather posh elf huffs and steps away from the group. “For the record, fruitcake is DELICIOUS, and I refuse to participate in this slanderous nonsense. But yes, it appears the creature reacts poorly to widespread claims of its unpopularity.”
[2025/12/28 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: But...
[2025/12/28 16:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pausing for y'all to catch up
[2025/12/28 16:55] Mecha: /me looks to the posh elf. "Exactly
[2025/12/28 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: But, there's other villagers, who, despite the festive atmosphere, feel a degree of concern.
For example, there's a terrified farmer: “It swooped down like a great leathery angel of doom! And then it roared and BELCHED FIRE! And then… and then… it stole all my turnips!”
Other villagers have slightly more or less concerning comments.
“Something’s stealing livestock.”
“There's explosions in the sky!”
“Strange winged shadows over the forest.”
“Dwarves are marching with ANGRY SIGNS. Actually, wait, no, that's quite normal, really.”
[2025/12/28 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Typical Yuletide, in other words.
[2025/12/28 16:56] Jassie: (sorry needed the toilet im back)
[2025/12/28 16:57] Jassie: "and yes, fruitcake, I need to make some from that recipe!"
[2025/12/28 16:58] Mecha: Gonna go and talk to them. See about this leathery angel of doom.
[2025/12/28 16:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're all only saying that much and nothing much else, as everyone is talking over each other. However... there is a figure nearby in a robe, who watches, and beckons you close. Seems they got something to say.
[2025/12/28 17:00] Jassie: weird, figure in robe
[2025/12/28 17:00] Jassie: do we wanna follow?
[2025/12/28 17:00] Mecha: Approaching them
[2025/12/28 17:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: This would be Hollysheaf the Evergreen, a cheerful, slightly exasperated druid, in the middle of the village, who keeps glancing skywards. "You hunt the dwarves’ iron cylinder - I can see it written all over you. But, trouble stalks these snows, and Yuletide hangs in the balance. Set things right, and the path to the cylinder will open, and I’ll cast a protective spell before you go. Deal?"
[2025/12/28 17:01] Mecha: What in the nine hells is yuletide?
[2025/12/28 17:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me stares at Mecha
[2025/12/28 17:02] Mecha: *Character backstory, family never celebrated
[2025/12/28 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: family definitely celebrated. It's in the DM notes for all characters.
[2025/12/28 17:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Outside the village, a long line of bright red wagons approach, lit by lanterns, piled with bulging sacks. The children run out of the village to meet the wagons, shouting excitedly. There's music playing, a joyful song sung by the elves who are driving the wagons. Meanwhile, Hollysheaf asks: "Well, have we a deal?"
[2025/12/28 17:04] Jassie: I suppose so?
[2025/12/28 17:04] Joe: To Hollysheaf "tell us more about how we can set things right for the path to open for us, and about your protective shield."
[2025/12/28 17:04] Jassie: I mean if yuletide is gonna be affected
[2025/12/28 17:04] Jassie: but! i have to go off
[2025/12/28 17:05] Jassie: (gotta clock off work)
[2025/12/28 17:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: "You want the dwarven cylinder? Then you need to set things straight, and I'll cast my protective spell."
[2025/12/28 17:07] Jassie: well fine fine,
[2025/12/28 17:07] Jassie: we'll do it
[2025/12/28 17:07] Mecha: okay YEs, let's set things right
[2025/12/28 17:07] Jassie: (and with that everyone I need to clock off work)
[2025/12/28 17:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: And on that point... I guess we stop for next time ;)
[2025/12/28 17:08] Jassie: sorrry
[2025/12/28 17:08] Jassie: but big hugs to all and Merry Christmas
[2025/12/28 17:08] Jassie: and soon New year hehe
[2025/12/28 17:08] Joe: Happy New Year
[2025/12/28 17:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: no worries.. half way through now
[2025/12/28 17:08] Jassie: damn
[2025/12/28 17:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: and see y'all tomorrow... today
[2025/12/28 17:09] Jassie: byeee
[2025/12/28 17:09] Mecha: BYeeeee
[2025/12/28 17:09] Joe: well that was a progressive session
[2025/12/28 17:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, gotta dash, think you liked that so.... next week! ;)
[2025/12/28 17:10] Joe: happy new year DM Sonja
[2025/12/28 17:10] Joe: and to you Mecha