The Vendetta

[2026/06/11 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, what's tonight... Ars Magika?
[2026/06/11 14:08] Sapphire: wait
[2026/06/11 14:08] Sapphire: Ars is Tuesday?
[2026/06/11 14:08] Sapphire: today is Thursday?
[2026/06/11 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: and today...
[2026/06/11 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: ACK!
[2026/06/11 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: alright, plant your asses, we're going in hot
[2026/06/11 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... you're on the trail of Snaggletooth, who appears to be getting ready for an invasion.
[2026/06/11 14:10] Mecha: pffft Neopti goes everywhere hot. Hottest kobold you ever did see
[2026/06/11 14:10] Sapphire: Gwennifer of Flame is similarly always hot
[2026/06/11 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja Bikergrrl: After a few minutes walking.... two zerglings, lurking behind trees. As you approach.... "Eh-eh-eh!" and they run off quickly.
[2026/06/11 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: "Scouts? Running back to report on us?"
[2026/06/11 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja Bikergrrl: That's a reasonable deduction.
[2026/06/11 14:11] Joe: How easily chased are they? Could we take them out with arrows while they run away?
[2026/06/11 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap: GGGRRRREEEETTTTIIINNNGGGSSS Adventurers, other players get to play with hot DMs, you get to play with me and my subzero charisma.
[2026/06/11 14:12] Mecha: Could also be a trap. make us follow and then ambush us. They could have left to report without saying anything
[2026/06/11 14:12] Sapphire: that just makes you a cool customer, Sonja
[2026/06/11 14:12] Joe: "How intelligent are Zerglings? Every time we dealt wit hthem so far they mindlessly atatck us."
[2026/06/11 14:13] Sapphire: "Beasts guided by endless hunger," Gwen muses on that question
[2026/06/11 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: TheZerglings pause just a little way ahead, and turn to glare at you. "EH-eh-eh!"
[2026/06/11 14:13] Joe: I'm going to shoot one with an arrow
[2026/06/11 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Good question and observation, Joe
[2026/06/11 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: ditto Sapphire.
[2026/06/11 14:14] Joe: just to, y'know, mindlessly attack them
[2026/06/11 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: You may roll D20 twice.
[2026/06/11 14:14] D20: Joe rolls 5
[2026/06/11 14:14] D20: Joe rolls 1
[2026/06/11 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The good news is your ability to shoot trees is indeed impressive.
[2026/06/11 14:15] Joe: you know i might as well be rolling D3
[2026/06/11 14:15] Sapphire: "If they're leaving us be, should we not let them?"
[2026/06/11 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Zerglings screech in annoyance. "WWWWAAAAATTT!" They turn tail and bound further away, then stop to look back at you from some trees, about 40' away.
[2026/06/11 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, intentions?
[2026/06/11 14:18] Sapphire: They're just loitering, shadowing us?
[2026/06/11 14:18] Joe: how dry is the wood surrounding us ?
[2026/06/11 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're 40' away, chittering and glaring at you from behind some trees
[2026/06/11 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not very.
[2026/06/11 14:18] Joe: hn
[2026/06/11 14:18] Mecha: Neopti is going to test something and approach the zeglings
[2026/06/11 14:19] Mecha: the zerglings even
[2026/06/11 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: to where? How close?
[2026/06/11 14:19] Mecha: Move maybe 15 feet
[2026/06/11 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Joe?
[2026/06/11 14:21] Sapphire: Are the zerglings between us and our destination?
[2026/06/11 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Broadly, yes. You can probably go round them, or, go through them.
[2026/06/11 14:22] Sapphire: "Perhaps they grow clever enough to stage an ambush.. but no so clever as to hide."
[2026/06/11 14:22] Sapphire: "If we leave them be, we'll simply be jumped by them later."
[2026/06/11 14:22] Joe: does the intention to lead a party of adventurers into a trap count as 'evil' which can be detected by detect evil?
[2026/06/11 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: interesting question
[2026/06/11 14:23] Joe: i use detect evil
[2026/06/11 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: I would say the answer is not clear cut on that one. Is it a harmful ambush, are they resistance fighters or terrorists? Is it a fair military tactic?
[2026/06/11 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd say the creatures -themselves- are more likely to show. The intent to ambush? Not necessarily, but probably.
[2026/06/11 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: intention?
[2026/06/11 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me flings a D4 at Sapphire
[2026/06/11 14:28] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/06/11 14:28] Sapphire: oh
[2026/06/11 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: What are you intending to do, dear?
[2026/06/11 14:29] Sapphire: How many of them? four?
[2026/06/11 14:29] Sapphire: or like a dozen?
[2026/06/11 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two.
[2026/06/11 14:30] Sapphire: "Are you guys willing to risk enemies to our rear if we go around? I'm disinclined to do so." She readies her bow, but lets the team get words in edgewise before actually firing.
[2026/06/11 14:30] Sapphire: do the zerg react to her raised bow?
[2026/06/11 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll D20
[2026/06/11 14:30] D20: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/06/11 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: As far as you can tell, and you're certain of this, they are ignoring your bow
[2026/06/11 14:31] Joe: "I am duty bound to rid the world of Demons."
[2026/06/11 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, you're going to say back and fire arrows, Sapphire?
[2026/06/11 14:33] Sapphire: "Firing," she announces, then a moment later will loose arrows if no one objects.
[2026/06/11 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone roll initiative.
[2026/06/11 14:34] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/06/11 14:34] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/06/11 14:34] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/06/11 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2026/06/11 14:35] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/06/11 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: that IS interesting.
[2026/06/11 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe detects evil: Detects evil. The zerglings to the front are evil. Evil is approaching from up above. And, more concerningly.... evil is also underground....
[2026/06/11 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: The reason for this becomes obvious, as, from the sides...
[2026/06/11 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4 Zerglings burst up out of the ground, clawing their way out like a swimmer surfacing!
[2026/06/11 14:37] Joe: I tell the others. "This is an evil place. Evil everywhere. In the wind and cloud above us, in the stone and earth below our feet. All around ...." explanation cut short due to arrival of said evil
[2026/06/11 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: And there's sharp spines shooting up from the ground. Exactly what they do might be revealed shortly, but hopefully you can figure it out first.
[2026/06/11 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, you're firing arrows, pick your targets and roll 2x D20
[2026/06/11 14:39] Sapphire: Shooting the ones trying to burrow up on our position!
[2026/06/11 14:39] Joe: Joe the cynic mumbles beneath his breath as he draws his sword. "Stay on the hill and eat a hearty meal, I said. Make some spears from forest sticks, I said. No, thee persuaded me to turn against intuition. Let's go down into the forest and make haste, thee said."
[2026/06/11 14:39] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/06/11 14:39] D20: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/06/11 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: well
[2026/06/11 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: you rolled a little better'n Joe.
[2026/06/11 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! As you approach spines are shooting up out of the ground around you! What do you do?
[2026/06/11 14:40] Mecha: Jump to the nearest tree to get away from them and yell for Fluffles to back up.
[2026/06/11 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, DEX check to cling to a tree successfully. Roll D20
[2026/06/11 14:42] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/06/11 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Your highly dextrous fighter kobold has no trouble clambering up a tree. Fluffles barks excitedly and jumps up and down.
[2026/06/11 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two Zerglings surge forwards to Sapphire
[2026/06/11 14:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 14:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/06/11 14:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/06/11 14:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/06/11 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: one hits AC 2
[2026/06/11 14:43] Sapphire: ouch
[2026/06/11 14:43] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/06/11 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ouf.
[2026/06/11 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a scratch... try not to take too many more
[2026/06/11 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two attack Joe
[2026/06/11 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/06/11 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/06/11 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/06/11 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Again, one hit
[2026/06/11 14:44] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/06/11 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: bloody hell, the dice gods are not on your side tonight
[2026/06/11 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two attack Neopti, bounding up and snapping and snatching
[2026/06/11 14:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/06/11 14:45] Joe: or any night
[2026/06/11 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....fuck!
[2026/06/11 14:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/06/11 14:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 14:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/06/11 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: one crit, one hit
[2026/06/11 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: d100, Mecha.
[2026/06/11 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: This mat sting a little.
[2026/06/11 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: may, not mat
[2026/06/11 14:47] D10: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/06/11 14:47] D10: Mecha rolls 5
[2026/06/11 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh dear. You get a VERY deep wound in a leg.
[2026/06/11 14:48] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 14:48] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also 3 points damage.
[2026/06/11 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a frustrated screeching from the ground.
[2026/06/11 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: You notice two things moving across the sky, but, you're focused on the melee right now, and see no details.
[2026/06/11 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Githyanki laugh at this, nudging each other and pointing. You don't know what they're saying... but can probably guess
[2026/06/11 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gith scout to aid Sapphire
[2026/06/11 14:50] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: or not.
[2026/06/11 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gith scout to aid Joe
[2026/06/11 14:50] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/06/11 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: not with that roll
[2026/06/11 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gith captain aids Neopti
[2026/06/11 14:51] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, no.
[2026/06/11 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: end of combat round.
[2026/06/11 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/06/11 14:53] Joe: i want to sink my blade into the nearest zerglingbut right now I will lay on hands my injured friend
[2026/06/11 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sure you want to do that?
[2026/06/11 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: just asking... seems an early use, and dealing with threats might be wiser
[2026/06/11 14:55] Sapphire: with the way the numbers are, often healing is best done between fights if we have a choice
[2026/06/11 14:55] Joe: how bad does the wound look?
[2026/06/11 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not that bad - so far
[2026/06/11 14:55] Joe: alright i stab the demon
[2026/06/11 14:55] D20: Joe rolls 13
[2026/06/11 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: the exact roll you needed
[2026/06/11 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll damage
[2026/06/11 14:56] Joe: d6 for sword?
[2026/06/11 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: d8, I believe
[2026/06/11 14:56] D8: Joe rolls 3
[2026/06/11 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's injured.
[2026/06/11 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire is up next
[2026/06/11 14:57] Sapphire: Switching to greatsword and chopping up the zergling who hit me
[2026/06/11 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll D20
[2026/06/11 14:58] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/06/11 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hit! 2D4 for damage
[2026/06/11 14:59] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/06/11 14:59] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: It looks badly injured.
[2026/06/11 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti?
[2026/06/11 15:00] Mecha: Are the spikes still in the ground?
[2026/06/11 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: As far as you can tell, they've withdrawn.
[2026/06/11 15:02] Mecha: Still gonna pounce the bastard that cut my leg and try to slashy slashy him to the ground
[2026/06/11 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're diving on him?
[2026/06/11 15:02] Mecha: Yep
[2026/06/11 15:03] Mecha: Claws first
[2026/06/11 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: counts as a charge, +2 to attack rolls
[2026/06/11 15:03] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:03] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/06/11 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20 twice
[2026/06/11 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: 16 and 13
[2026/06/11 15:03] Mecha: both hits?
[2026/06/11 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: two hits, 2d4, times 2, plus 2
[2026/06/11 15:03] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/06/11 15:04] D4: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: 16 damage
[2026/06/11 15:04] Mecha: If that worked she is gonna stand on the zerg thing to avoid spikes
[2026/06/11 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's not so much killed as totally gibbed
[2026/06/11 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles jumps and barks excitedly
[2026/06/11 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zerg counter attack: Sapphire
[2026/06/11 15:05] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:05] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/06/11 15:05] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/06/11 15:05] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 15:05] Sapphire: heep
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: best hit is AC 5, Sapphire is AC 3
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zerg attack Joe
[2026/06/11 15:06] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/06/11 15:06] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/06/11 15:06] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/06/11 15:06] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sapphire: they're scratching up my plate armor!
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 1
[2026/06/11 15:06] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2 damage
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Zerg attacks Neopti
[2026/06/11 15:06] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/06/11 15:06] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: she's fine.
[2026/06/11 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Loud chittering and bloops from above.
[2026/06/11 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: It spits some green gloop at...
[2026/06/11 15:07] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire.
[2026/06/11 15:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/06/11 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: It hits the ground and bubbles disgustingly
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Githyanki aiding Sapphire:
[2026/06/11 15:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sapphire: there's still one up in my fase?
[2026/06/11 15:08] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: two
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Joe
[2026/06/11 15:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sapphire: Gonna twintingue fencing with these two
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: no.
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sapphire: continue*
[2026/06/11 15:08] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Neopti
[2026/06/11 15:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: fuck
[2026/06/11 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, end of combat round
[2026/06/11 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/06/11 15:10] Joe: more stabbing
[2026/06/11 15:10] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:10] D8: Joe rolls 6
[2026/06/11 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe accounts for one Zergling
[2026/06/11 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! Can you?
[2026/06/11 15:11] Sapphire: I shall account for a nother zergling, sure;y he's behind on his damage taxes
[2026/06/11 15:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/06/11 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: that does hit
[2026/06/11 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2d4
[2026/06/11 15:11] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:11] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: You slay one!
[2026/06/11 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopt!
[2026/06/11 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me tosses up the missing "i"
[2026/06/11 15:13] Mecha: there is one more Zerg bastard that came for me? Gonna pounce them too
[2026/06/11 15:13] Sapphire: i'm sure our neopet will save us
[2026/06/11 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: go get 'e, 2xd20
[2026/06/11 15:13] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/06/11 15:13] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: two hits. 2d4+2 total damage
[2026/06/11 15:14] D4: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:14] D4: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Slain.
[2026/06/11 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: They attack back!
[2026/06/11 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: One for Sapphire
[2026/06/11 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/06/11 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me blinks
[2026/06/11 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, D100
[2026/06/11 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/06/11 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me flings a D100 at Sapphire
[2026/06/11 15:17] Sapphire: /me bonk
[2026/06/11 15:17] D10: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:17] D10: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/06/11 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh jeez
[2026/06/11 15:17] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:17] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:18] Sapphire: do i lose a lung?
[2026/06/11 15:18] Sapphire: am i impregenated with zerg eggs?
[2026/06/11 15:18] Sapphire: have i been suddenly cocooned?
[2026/06/11 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: 5 damage from claws.... since both hit, automatic bite damage
[2026/06/11 15:18] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's only a scratch
[2026/06/11 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: but
[2026/06/11 15:19] Sapphire: fort save?
[2026/06/11 15:19] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/06/11 15:19] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/06/11 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: jeez
[2026/06/11 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: you suffer a DEEP gouging wound
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lose 3 DEX & STR
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: yikes.
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sapphire: wheres the wound? Armor chest?
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sapphire: or*
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: the dice gods have spoken
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: A long gouging slice along your arm.
[2026/06/11 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's blood everywhere!
[2026/06/11 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe
[2026/06/11 15:21] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/06/11 15:21] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:21] Sapphire: Gwen screams in pain, trying to use her other arm to bear the weight of the sword
[2026/06/11 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe's fine.
[2026/06/11 15:21] Joe: i rush over to the most injured looking party member and lay-on-hands
[2026/06/11 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nothing faces Mecha.
[2026/06/11 15:21] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/06/11 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Spines come shooting out of the ground at Mecha!
[2026/06/11 15:21] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:22] Sapphire: Are they reticulated spines?
[2026/06/11 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: No.
[2026/06/11 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! Save vs Breath Weapon.
[2026/06/11 15:23] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/06/11 15:23] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:23] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:23] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: 13 is your save
[2026/06/11 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Success, take only 3 damage from the spine attack
[2026/06/11 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: the gods smile on you
[2026/06/11 15:24] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/06/11 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: It spits a glob of green gloop at Joe
[2026/06/11 15:25] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: This has no effect apart from splattering Joe uselessly
[2026/06/11 15:25] Joe: "dirty demon!"
[2026/06/11 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Githyanki to the rescue!
[2026/06/11 15:25] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/06/11 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: or not
[2026/06/11 15:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/06/11 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Zergling fighting Joe is ran through and dise n a fit of agony
[2026/06/11 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: or even, "dies in"
[2026/06/11 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nothing fighting Mecha, apart from the thing underground
[2026/06/11 15:27] Joe: sploffin' and a cutterin' it breathes its foul last
[2026/06/11 15:27] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/06/11 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: He stabs the ground, fails.
[2026/06/11 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Loud chittering from above, of the "time to go" kind.
[2026/06/11 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! You've suffered a grievious wound but luckily your combat ability is unimpaired
[2026/06/11 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: What do you do?
[2026/06/11 15:29] Sapphire: Try to kill the last zergling on before they finish me off!
[2026/06/11 15:29] D20: Sapphire rolls 6
[2026/06/11 15:29] Sapphire: not looking good
[2026/06/11 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly no
[2026/06/11 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/06/11 15:32] Joe: did i lay on hands yet ?
[2026/06/11 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nope
[2026/06/11 15:33] Joe: i shall do that for the most injured looking party member
[2026/06/11 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: probably Gwen
[2026/06/11 15:33] Joe: yes
[2026/06/11 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen: gain 8hp
[2026/06/11 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/06/11 15:34] Sapphire: Does that get me to full?
[2026/06/11 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: 30/32hp and still grieviously wounded
[2026/06/11 15:35] Mecha: Send Fluffles to help Sapphires character as I try to cut into the ground with the claws in case there is someone under... It's not someone it's something. gonna stab for where the spiker had hit me.
[2026/06/11 15:35] Second Life: Total result for 1d6: 1.
[2026/06/11 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...wtf
[2026/06/11 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: what did that?
[2026/06/11 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll d20, must hit AC -2 s what I typed
[2026/06/11 15:37] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: no... again?
[2026/06/11 15:38] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2026/06/11 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit, d4+1
[2026/06/11 15:38] D4: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/06/11 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: It snarls viciously.
[2026/06/11 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles: roll D20
[2026/06/11 15:39] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/06/11 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.
[2026/06/11 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Githyanki
[2026/06/11 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: no, Zerg first
[2026/06/11 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: It starts to bound away. There's sounds above, growing fainter as they fly away
[2026/06/11 15:40] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/06/11 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Githyanki slays the retreating Zergling.
[2026/06/11 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: not further spine attacks come from below
[2026/06/11 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: or, even, no.
[2026/06/11 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Githyanki: "Was good fight! You hold own, but badly hit."
[2026/06/11 15:42] Mecha: Neopti searches the zerg ass hats who attacked her.
[2026/06/11 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: They don't seem to carry or be equipped with anything
[2026/06/11 15:44] Mecha: Okay then Neopti walks through the guts of the one she cut open and walks to the group.
[2026/06/11 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: the group of what?
[2026/06/11 15:45] Joe: i think she means PCs and NPCs
[2026/06/11 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: right
[2026/06/11 15:46] Mecha: the rest of the group
[2026/06/11 15:46] Sapphire: "Yeah," she nods, finding a tree to lean on so she can attend to her wounds with bandages
[2026/06/11 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: What now?
[2026/06/11 15:47] Mecha: Bandages, and healing before we move on
[2026/06/11 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: do you have any?
[2026/06/11 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh: Your grievious wound is now apparant. You're walking slower than usual, as you now have a limp.
[2026/06/11 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: the only healing you have is in fact Sapphires Lay On Hands
[2026/06/11 15:49] Sapphire: WE're decently high level, surely we have healing kits by now?
[2026/06/11 15:49] Sapphire: oh dear
[2026/06/11 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: what's a healing kit?
[2026/06/11 15:49] Mecha: I limp back to the party
[2026/06/11 15:49] Sapphire: and Lay can't fix a big injury like that
[2026/06/11 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: It may or may not
[2026/06/11 15:50] Sapphire: didn't Joe use his earliy?
[2026/06/11 15:50] Sapphire: earlier*
[2026/06/11 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: He did.
[2026/06/11 15:51] Mecha: Neopti growls."Forget it. I'll wrap it up and we keep moving."
[2026/06/11 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Onwards?
[2026/06/11 15:51] Mecha: onwards
[2026/06/11 15:52] Sapphire: yeah.... i get the feeling if i try to use lay on hands it'll just get wasted
[2026/06/11 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Joe?
[2026/06/11 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: hard to say; but in terms of raw HP, the party is not too badly off
[2026/06/11 15:52] Joe: onwards
[2026/06/11 15:53] Sapphire: yeah, onwards
[2026/06/11 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Onwards... to victory?
[2026/06/11 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: You come to a cave... flying above the hill the cave is in, are two *things* which you've yet to look at
[2026/06/11 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: The cave seems to be spewing some... purple growth...
[2026/06/11 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's also a number of alien figures.... and.... a cursing, angry goblin, who, you are sure, is Snaggletooth.
[2026/06/11 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: And that's our cliffhanger for tonight!
[2026/06/11 15:55] Joe: wow!
[2026/06/11 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe seems to be liking this :-)
[2026/06/11 15:57] Sapphire: purple growth....
[2026/06/11 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmhmm
[2026/06/11 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: purple growth.
[2026/06/11 15:58] Mecha: wonder if you can dry it and smoke that stuff
[2026/06/11 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: find out next week