[2026/04/23 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me cracks knuckles, fishes out NCs
[2026/04/23 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... you'd all made it back to the Githyanki ship... with a haul of armour and weapons and some insights to the threats you face
[2026/04/23 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: the Githyanki seem... a -bit- more "nice"... slightly less aloof, anyway
[2026/04/23 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me wonders how the feck she calculated -this- much XP...
[2026/04/23 14:13] Sapphire: oooooh?
[2026/04/23 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: dafuq have I done, this doesn't even add up
[2026/04/23 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fuck it, everyone gains 5,000 XP
[2026/04/23 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: everyone should have 9,070 xp now
[2026/04/23 14:15] Mecha: What level does that make us?
[2026/04/23 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: eh, that's not right
[2026/04/23 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Make it 8,900 each.
[2026/04/23 14:15] Joe: Im confused. Is this Planes of Madness?
[2026/04/23 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes.
[2026/04/23 14:16] Sapphire: oh
[2026/04/23 14:16] Sapphire: my bad
[2026/04/23 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone is a warrior... roll a D10 for hp.
[2026/04/23 14:16] D10: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/04/23 14:16] D10: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/04/23 14:16] D10: Joe rolls 8
[2026/04/23 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you roll under a 3... you may reroll but once only
[2026/04/23 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire.
[2026/04/23 14:17] D10: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/23 14:17] Sapphire: hmmm
[2026/04/23 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: lol. I tried :-)
[2026/04/23 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: and everyone roll a D6 for sanity recovery
[2026/04/23 14:19] D6: Joe rolls 3
[2026/04/23 14:19] D6: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/04/23 14:19] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/04/23 14:19] Sapphire: /me was unaware sanity could recover
[2026/04/23 14:19] Joe: Sapphire I think it is we are level 7 in Scales of Fate (saturday)
[2026/04/23 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... so... you all made L3 (Paladins) or 4 (Warriors)
[2026/04/23 14:19] Joe: (sunday, even)
[2026/04/23 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sanity is recovered every level up, and by various curatives. You may want to start considering that
[2026/04/23 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: HP: Joe 23, Mecha 30/31, Sapphire 16/23
[2026/04/23 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sanity: Joe: 61, Mecha 53, Joe 58
[2026/04/23 14:21] Sapphire: so Gwen is increaseingly behind on the health curve
[2026/04/23 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thacos are decreased... saves, I'll check later, when I'm feeling organized
[2026/04/23 14:21] Mecha: What about Fluffles?
[2026/04/23 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles is a companion, gets a level every other player character level.
[2026/04/23 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: so every odd level
[2026/04/23 14:22] Mecha: got it
[2026/04/23 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Joe: you both acquired Chain Mail +1
[2026/04/23 14:22] Mecha: Fluffles is now level 3
[2026/04/23 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: for Joe, wearing that is a no-brainer
[2026/04/23 14:23] Joe: i considered sanity curatives. conclusion; sex and drugs
[2026/04/23 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: for Sapphire.... your call. Plate is better physically, but magic chain does offer bonus to saves.
[2026/04/23 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha you have a war hammer +1.
[2026/04/23 14:24] Sapphire: what's this about magic chain?
[2026/04/23 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap and admin out of the way.... GGRREEEEEEETTTIINNGGGSSS Adventurers! Other players get .... uhm... good DMs... you... errr... got me. Sorry, guys.
[2026/04/23 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: exactly as I said, Sapphire
[2026/04/23 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: and I guess that leads to a question, what are you going to do with the armour you don't equip?
[2026/04/23 14:26] Sapphire: oh, from the blacksmiths shop?
[2026/04/23 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, you picked up magic armour/weapons
[2026/04/23 14:26] Sapphire: how much of an AC penalty do i take from switching?
[2026/04/23 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1.
[2026/04/23 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, you get saves +1
[2026/04/23 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Magic saves, that is)
[2026/04/23 14:28] Sapphire: what happens if i wear both?
[2026/04/23 14:28] Sapphire: chain under plate
[2026/04/23 14:29] Joe: you will clank when you move
[2026/04/23 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: then you'll a) look very fat, b) suffer about -5 penalty to every d20 roll, c) move at 1/3 rate and d) everyone will laugh
[2026/04/23 14:29] Sapphire: >.>
[2026/04/23 14:30] Sapphire: I'll go with the magic chain
[2026/04/23 14:30] Sapphire: and perhaps explore picking up a shield for a while
[2026/04/23 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: what are you both going to do with your unworn armour?
[2026/04/23 14:32] Joe: roll it up and stash it in my pack until we find a peddler
[2026/04/23 14:32] Sapphire: probably better to donate it to a solider for our cause
[2026/04/23 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...you're going to carry 20lbs of metal about...
[2026/04/23 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: even worse for Sapphire, it's nearer 30lbs
[2026/04/23 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: For now, I'll assume you leave it on the ship, but, I -am- going to be asking how you're moving it.
[2026/04/23 14:34] Joe: stash it on the Githyanki ship
[2026/04/23 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: talking of which.... there seems to be a bit of a hub bub and a sudden desire to get moving.
[2026/04/23 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an: "One of Githyanki ships brought down. We nearest, we go help."
[2026/04/23 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me slowly realizing, 2nd time this week you're on a pirate ship
[2026/04/23 14:36] Mecha: /me Neopti mods ."Ready to help."
[2026/04/23 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an: "Little creature, big spirit!"
[2026/04/23 14:38] Sapphire: Are the Gith willing to let us stash some items in our... we never got quarters did we?
[2026/04/23 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: In a way that no ship ever manages, the ship rises from the ground and... "sails"... in the air....
[2026/04/23 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: You have temporary quarters under the fore castle
[2026/04/23 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's not long before you spot a ship, clearly it's fallen from the sky and has rammed its' bow into a hillside.
[2026/04/23 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Theres' no sign of what brought the ship down, but it's clearly been battered but something, and some of the beams are clearly tossed about, splintered and blackened. There's a bunch of Zerg fliers flittering about: one of those big bulbous things trailing tentacles, some smaller flying creatures and two of those winged snake/scorpion things.
[2026/04/23 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Joe, Sapphire... whatcha doin'?
[2026/04/23 14:41] Sapphire: Gwen has stowed her spare armor belowdecks, and by this time is up at the railings eyeing the Zerg. "Permission to start shooting those?" She asks, getting her bow ready.
[2026/04/23 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're quite some distance away, too far to shoot right now, and Captain K'a'an says: "Beware, those little things - they not so harmless! And those big things - they Overlords, they tell swarm what to do."
[2026/04/23 14:42] Mecha: Neopti has no clue what to do with a hammer as all of her weapons have been blades
[2026/04/23 14:43] Sapphire: "Like officers. So if we take the overlords out first, the enlisted won't know what to do?"
[2026/04/23 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an shrugs slightly. "Maybe. It confuses them, sometimes, but Overlords see, think, command."
[2026/04/23 14:45] Joe: "Captain Kla'an. You have wonderful flying ships. Even if your people quite obviously are not always clever at knowing how to operate them successfully. I state this as a fact not as an insult. My question is, do your people also have equally as marvelous weapons for defeating our common enemy? Advanced weapons which perhaps my companions and I could borrow for the purposes of defeating the demons?"
[2026/04/23 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an: "Maybe better target small ones, then Overlord. They not easy to kill."
[2026/04/23 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh boy.
[2026/04/23 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an turns very slowly to look at Joe, then busts out laughing, and the nearest crew laugh too, as if they heard the funniest thing ever.
[2026/04/23 14:48] Mecha: Neopti facepalms.
[2026/04/23 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: They laugh uproariously and between laughter, they say two words.... "shka'keth t'rac!"
[2026/04/23 14:48] Joe: "I'm sure your fallen companions on that crashed ship are laughing right now, too."
[2026/04/23 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an and the crew shake their heads and go to their stations. "We go save Githyanki. You save other vin'isk."
[2026/04/23 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an to Gwen: "Ready with arrows, little lady. Small ones first!"
[2026/04/23 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: The ship starts to head straight to the stricken ship, within minutes you'll be in missile range (although at far range, -5 to hit).
[2026/04/23 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: What you all doing?
[2026/04/23 14:51] Sapphire: Might as well start plinking?
[2026/04/23 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Mecha?
[2026/04/23 14:52] Joe: Ready my bow and say a silent prayer
[2026/04/23 14:53] Mecha: Neopti holds the hammer and then runs to put it in her room. She doesn't know how to fight with it yet and might do more harm than good at the moment so she has her umbrella ready.
[2026/04/23 14:53] D20: Sapphire rolls 6
[2026/04/23 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... let's all roll initiative
[2026/04/23 14:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/04/23 14:53] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2026/04/23 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe? I'll assume Gwen rolled a 6...
[2026/04/23 14:55] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/04/23 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: The creatures are at far range, so, -5 to attack rolls. Joe, you are first - get 2 attacks with a bow
[2026/04/23 14:56] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/04/23 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: also just what you targetting?
[2026/04/23 14:59] Joe: the nearest Overlord
[2026/04/23 14:59] D20: Joe rolls 5
[2026/04/23 14:59] D20: Joe rolls 13
[2026/04/23 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: easy enough, there's only 1
[2026/04/23 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: and... 0 and 8 don't hit.
[2026/04/23 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, you DID get their attention!
[2026/04/23 15:00] Joe: I look at Captain K'a'an with a grin
[2026/04/23 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire is next
[2026/04/23 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pokes Sapphire with the beating stick... your go!
[2026/04/23 15:04] Sapphire: Gwen takes aim, seeking one that is approaching on a clean course, and loosing an arrow at it's wings.
[2026/04/23 15:04] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/04/23 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me coughs
[2026/04/23 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2nd attack?
[2026/04/23 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me calculates 17+ needed to hit.
[2026/04/23 15:08] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/04/23 15:08] Sapphire: hmmmm
[2026/04/23 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: think we need a word with the dice gods.
[2026/04/23 15:08] Sapphire: /me prepares a nacho and pepper snackrifice
[2026/04/23 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, what do you plan doing?
[2026/04/23 15:09] Mecha: Neopti has no missile weapons so she is holding back
[2026/04/23 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll perception
[2026/04/23 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha.
[2026/04/23 15:11] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2026/04/23 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Failed. Everything looks normal, so far
[2026/04/23 15:11] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson levels his firestick at one of the creatures
[2026/04/23 15:12] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/04/23 15:12] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/04/23 15:12] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: One of the creatures -explodes- and blood and insides are sprayed in all directions!
[2026/04/23 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other creature flies ever fast, streaking in like a missile. It's now in close range; the others are still at medium distance.
[2026/04/23 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of round, back to start... Joe!
[2026/04/23 15:14] Joe: Targetting the fast creature
[2026/04/23 15:14] D20: Joe rolls 20
[2026/04/23 15:14] Joe: yes!
[2026/04/23 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: whoa!
[2026/04/23 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6 damage
[2026/04/23 15:14] Joe: much grinning
[2026/04/23 15:14] D6: Joe rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:15] Joe: of course
[2026/04/23 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2026/04/23 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: a critical winging
[2026/04/23 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: you get another attack, it's still good
[2026/04/23 15:15] D20: Joe rolls 9
[2026/04/23 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....'k
[2026/04/23 15:15] Joe: "Now imagine what i could have done with one of those firesticks."
[2026/04/23 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, no... missed.
[2026/04/23 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/04/23 15:17] Sapphire: Trying to shoot down that incoming missile
[2026/04/23 15:17] D20: Sapphire rolls 17
[2026/04/23 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll call that a hit
[2026/04/23 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6
[2026/04/23 15:17] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:17] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[2026/04/23 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: It explodes in a welter of ichor and organs!
[2026/04/23 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: not sure what you targetted with that .... but... miss....
[2026/04/23 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! still no missile weapon, but... another Perception check
[2026/04/23 15:20] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/04/23 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: You notice near the other ship - a pulsating mass of flesh, with writhing tentacles that seem to move, inexplicably, -through- themselves.
[2026/04/23 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: next round, you'll be alongside the downed ship. The three fliers seem to be holding back.
[2026/04/23 15:21] Sapphire: gross
[2026/04/23 15:22] Mecha: Neopti tells everyone what she sees, followed up with an ew of her own.
[2026/04/23 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Indeed... gross... alien... and you all make a Sanity check!
[2026/04/23 15:22] D10: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/04/23 15:22] D10: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...failed...
[2026/04/23 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe & Mecha
[2026/04/23 15:24] D10: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/04/23 15:24] D10: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/04/23 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: whoops....
[2026/04/23 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe
[2026/04/23 15:26] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2026/04/23 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...it's 2D10...
[2026/04/23 15:27] D10: Joe rolls 2
[2026/04/23 15:27] D10: Joe rolls 7
[2026/04/23 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: pass
[2026/04/23 15:27] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:27] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/04/23 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: made of strong stuff, 1 sanity loss
[2026/04/23 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti & Gwen: it's... gross... indeed... scarey, worrying, and it's non-Euclidian geometry breaks your brains. 5 sanity loss
[2026/04/23 15:29] Mecha: *there goes the three recuperated sanity points*
[2026/04/23 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: With the ships nearby, a Githyanki boarding party vaults aboard. The charge to the aft castle.
[2026/04/23 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an: "vin'isk! To the hold!"
[2026/04/23 15:30] Sapphire: that's us, right?
[2026/04/23 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's you.
[2026/04/23 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, Joe is first!
[2026/04/23 15:32] Joe: A heavy sigh. "Do you at least have some spare arrows?"
[2026/04/23 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...you're stopping to ask that? Of who?
[2026/04/23 15:32] Joe: I say it loud enough to be heard but not directed at anyone in particular.
[2026/04/23 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Captain K'a'an doesn't seem to be very patient. "htak'a!"
[2026/04/23 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/04/23 15:35] Sapphire: "Later, we're about to be boarded," she answers, tapping his shoulder to follow while getting ready with her sword.
[2026/04/23 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/04/23 15:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:36] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/04/23 15:36] Mecha: *Make sure I have this. Enemies are boarding the ship we're on, right?*
[2026/04/23 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're supposed to board the other ship, and get to the hold.
[2026/04/23 15:37] Mecha: The NEopti and Fluffles are on our way. Not stopping or questioning
[2026/04/23 15:38] Sapphire: oh!
[2026/04/23 15:38] Sapphire: that's the plan
[2026/04/23 15:38] Sapphire: onwards to the other ship
[2026/04/23 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson vaults over the railings, followed by Dr Voss. "Vait, I must take notes!"
[2026/04/23 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: The mass of tentacles seems to burst and spray ichor about.
[2026/04/23 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: The Githyanki boarders start hammering on the door to the aft castle.
[2026/04/23 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: You make it to the hatch to the hold - from which sounds of combat come. Hissing, snarling, incoherent bellows, and the clang of axes hammering things.
[2026/04/23 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/04/23 15:42] Joe: Are there holes in the hatch ?
[2026/04/23 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: uhm...
[2026/04/23 15:42] Joe: Is it a mesh or a solid door?
[2026/04/23 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: the hatch is blocking a hole?
[2026/04/23 15:42] Joe: ok i ready my long sword and open the hatch
[2026/04/23 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: standard kind of hatch, solid wood, probably oak or similiar
[2026/04/23 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see a band of orcs busy fighting some of these alien Zerg
[2026/04/23 15:43] Joe: are they winning ?
[2026/04/23 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes.
[2026/04/23 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me hopes that was informative.
[2026/04/23 15:44] Joe: good. how far down is the floor below ?
[2026/04/23 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: close enough you can join the melee if you want to
[2026/04/23 15:45] Joe: yes! i drop down on top of a demon and plunge my sword through it, if this is possible
[2026/04/23 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, who exactly you attacking? There's two of the smaller zerglings - and two of those upright serpentine hydralisks
[2026/04/23 15:46] Joe: The biggest
[2026/04/23 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2026/04/23 15:46] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2026/04/23 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit!
[2026/04/23 15:46] D8: Joe rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: It hisses angrily and twists round to you
[2026/04/23 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2026/04/23 15:48] Sapphire: Moving in to support Joe by slicing up the big Hydralisk
[2026/04/23 15:48] D20: Sapphire rolls 12
[2026/04/23 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....narrow miss....
[2026/04/23 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: shucks
[2026/04/23 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/04/23 15:49] Mecha: Looking to attack one of the smaller ones
[2026/04/23 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: go for it
[2026/04/23 15:49] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2026/04/23 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: successfully, it seems
[2026/04/23 15:50] Mecha: oh, that is umbrealla blade
[2026/04/23 15:50] D6: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's dead.
[2026/04/23 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles next?
[2026/04/23 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me rolls for Hudson meanwhile: shoots big injured creature
[2026/04/23 15:52] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/04/23 15:52] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/04/23 15:52] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:52] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:53] Mecha: fluffles missed.*Sorry thought I clicked the dice to roll*
[2026/04/23 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles snaps... at air.
[2026/04/23 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/04/23 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/04/23 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/04/23 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/04/23 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/04/23 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two orcs snuff it.
[2026/04/23 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Injured hydralisk takes it up with Joe
[2026/04/23 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/04/23 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/04/23 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/04/23 15:54] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/04/23 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: orcs: manage to kill the small zergling
[2026/04/23 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to the top: Joe!
[2026/04/23 15:55] D20: Joe rolls 15
[2026/04/23 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: you hit something
[2026/04/23 15:55] Joe: injured hydralisk which has taken it up with me
[2026/04/23 15:55] D8: Joe rolls 2
[2026/04/23 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, don't stand for it
[2026/04/23 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's dead.
[2026/04/23 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/04/23 15:57] Sapphire: Helping clear out the little zergs at our knees
[2026/04/23 15:57] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/04/23 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll some damage!
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire.
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sapphire: hmmmm
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sapphire: damage.... with sword...
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d4
[2026/04/23 15:59] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/04/23 15:59] D4: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sapphire: still big sword, right
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: just a flesh wound.
[2026/04/23 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti!
[2026/04/23 16:00] Mecha: Neopti is going to attack the other big one. Try to use the claw to stap and pull her up so she can umbrella stab higher.
[2026/04/23 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20 for umbrella
[2026/04/23 16:00] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2026/04/23 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2026/04/23 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6
[2026/04/23 16:00] D6: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/04/23 16:00] Mecha: ...
[2026/04/23 16:00] Joe: yes!
[2026/04/23 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: double damage?
[2026/04/23 16:00] Sapphire: did she stick the umpressla in it's mouth and open it?
[2026/04/23 16:00] Mecha: yep
[2026/04/23 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's dead.
[2026/04/23 16:01] Mecha: That would be so awesome
[2026/04/23 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's quite the commotion from outside, and, the orcs look at you warily, holding battle axes at the ready
[2026/04/23 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: What do you do?
[2026/04/23 16:03] Sapphire: "Hail! Here to clear out the zerg?"
[2026/04/23 16:03] Mecha: Neopti looks at the orcs."Calm down we're here for those zerg things. Come and help us.
[2026/04/23 16:04] Joe: whispers: wips the goo from my blade
[2026/04/23 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: they look at you warily, it's clear they can't understand you even remotely. One of them, who seems a bit older and maybe in charge, nods and gesticulates that maybe we should get out of the hold.
[2026/04/23 16:05] Mecha: Wait isnt there one more little zergling? the one with the flesh wound?
[2026/04/23 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: dead.
[2026/04/23 16:05] Sapphire: Gwen scans the hold for anything that looks useful to grab.
[2026/04/23 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me notes are very clear.
[2026/04/23 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: What exactly are you delaying to find, Sapphire?
[2026/04/23 16:06] Mecha: While she does, neopti and Fluffles head out of the hold
[2026/04/23 16:06] Sapphire: it's a "know it if I see it" kidna deal
[2026/04/23 16:06] Sapphire: but like, looking around a couple seconds, not opening stuff up
[2026/04/23 16:06] Joe: I climb out of the hold too
[2026/04/23 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... do you know the trivia that's in a hold? It's not a little
[2026/04/23 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Those who are out on deck... you see several things at once.
[2026/04/23 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: #1 Githyanki hurrying from aftcastle to the ship, helping a few injured crew. One delays to toss something in... you see the flicker of flames.
[2026/04/23 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: #2. From the mass of tentacles... it's clearly now a portal, from which creatures are clambering out
[2026/04/23 16:09] Sapphire: Oh, the Gith are doing the thing where they set their own primes on fire, i see
[2026/04/23 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: #3 you see an Overlord drifting close, looking like its' trying to reach the ship.
[2026/04/23 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: and I guess that's where we leave it.... for now... how many orcs will you rescue? How grateful will they be.
[2026/04/23 16:10] Mecha: Ohhhh cliffhanger
[2026/04/23 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: What are you going to find out next time...
[2026/04/23 16:10] Joe: how stupid the githyanki are
[2026/04/23 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, it's past midnight and my legs are hurting
[2026/04/23 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Joe is suicidal
[2026/04/23 16:11] Joe: i see it more like i'd rather die fighting
[2026/04/23 16:11] Sapphire: /me sets out plush jellyfish to wrap around Sonja's legs
[2026/04/23 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: don't blame me when yer TPK...
[2026/04/23 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: well.. sweet dreams and don't let the zerglings bite....
[2026/04/23 16:14] Sapphire: night Sonja