[2026/03/26 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll have a short(ish) session but I'm sure there's RP to have and a loose end to tie up in any case
[2026/03/26 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: so
[2026/03/26 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: you JUST survived round #3.... and faced an -overwhelming- round #4
[2026/03/26 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: but you got saved deus ex dragon when the Githyanki arrived and incinerated everything outside the fort
[2026/03/26 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: That was the help you were awaiting
[2026/03/26 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: and the Githyanki offered to teach you how to fight these creatures... and revealed that the invaders have infected your lands.
[2026/03/26 14:34] Sapphire: ah, had we previously been told that was the sort of help?
[2026/03/26 14:34] Sapphire: I'd been expecting cavalry... which i suppose technically....
[2026/03/26 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, just that help was coming
[2026/03/26 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: help came.
[2026/03/26 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... you're at the crashed space vessel, getting technological healings
[2026/03/26 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that rambling recap out of the way, GGRREEEEEETTTIINNGGSS Adventurers! Other players get to play actual D&D... you get to play characters who play D&D.
[2026/03/26 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire. You may start us off.
[2026/03/26 14:37] Sapphire: Gwen is of course staring wide eyed at all the complicated equipment of the medical bay that is healing them, in awe of what they use to mimic what her divine power does
[2026/03/26 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mimic your power they do. It's surely magic... yet, clearly, strangely mechanical, and, something else, maybe.
[2026/03/26 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dr Voss: "Ve haff our vays. It is not magic, but science."
[2026/03/26 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe after Gwen
[2026/03/26 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Also, just remembered, did Neopli not have a bunch of... things... for some reason?)
[2026/03/26 14:42] Mecha: Yeah she picked up various pieces of leather armor.
[2026/03/26 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: thought it was body parts... what are you going to do with them?
[2026/03/26 14:43] Mecha: Neopti was going to sew a new ouparasol.
[2026/03/26 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: one hacked Zergling skin, 4x Zergling teeth, 3x Zergling claws, two goblin armour
[2026/03/26 14:44] Sapphire: a new what?
[2026/03/26 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: probably going to want to see a blacksmith, and, bring lots of gold
[2026/03/26 14:44] Mecha: Oh yeah forgot about the teeth and the claws
[2026/03/26 14:45] Mecha: A new outfit and a parasol.
[2026/03/26 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe...?
[2026/03/26 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen, anything else?
[2026/03/26 14:46] Joe: I am fully enjoying the bizarre healing machines in the strange metal ship of the more enlightened tribe from a distant world
[2026/03/26 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's.... an interesting view :-)
[2026/03/26 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: you do get a fair bit of time resting on a padded table.
[2026/03/26 14:47] Sapphire: do our doctors talk to us at all?
[2026/03/26 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: doctor, singular, and you probably do, but, you've not said much, so... I got nothing much to work on
[2026/03/26 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Meanwhile! Neopli - time to see the blacksmith in the village and see what can be done
[2026/03/26 14:49] Sapphire: you just now admitted that he exists!
[2026/03/26 14:49] Mecha: Neopti has some skill so she is keeping the plus one goblin armor but scrapping the lesser armor and working on it
[2026/03/26 14:49] Sapphire: "So how does this all work?"
[2026/03/26 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: I admitted -she- existed weeks ago!
[2026/03/26 14:50] Mecha: OKay Neopti is off, So NeopTi and Fluffles head out
[2026/03/26 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dr Voss starts pointing at various things and giving long technical descriptions on everything. It sounds like an alien language... then again, it kinda is
[2026/03/26 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Corporal Hicks: "no need to walk all the way, I gotta see.... our friends. Hitch a ride with me."
[2026/03/26 14:51] Sapphire: oh, it's Voss taking care of us
[2026/03/26 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: it is! She's the only doctor. Better keep her alive...
[2026/03/26 14:52] Mecha: is corporal Hicks speaking to Neopti?
[2026/03/26 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: I hope so, I really do, otherwise he's been drinking too much surgical spirits
[2026/03/26 14:54] Mecha: Then Neopti nods."thank you, that is appreciated."
[2026/03/26 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: The cart ride is swift and horseless. Hicks keeps glancing at Neopli, as if unable to believe... well, that she is in fact an intelligent person
[2026/03/26 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I mean, you can understand that. Those that know Mecha, anyway...)
[2026/03/26 14:56] Mecha: as we go, I pet Fluffles."Can you believe it buddy? we got to see actual Githyanki. It is truly our lucky day."
[2026/03/26 14:57] Sapphire: "Even the goblins have some amount of intellect, for all that they resist using it," Gwen comments upon seeing the looks. "Neopti uses her brain quite a lot more than some humans I know."
[2026/03/26 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks drops you off at the village, and heads on for his errand.
[2026/03/26 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Neopli has a brain...?)
[2026/03/26 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! Your chance to tell the blacksmith what you're after.
[2026/03/26 14:59] Mecha: Neopti approaches and shows her claws."I was thinking a parasol or umbrella with one of these able to pop out. So I can keep shaded but be able to fight.. And a new outfit. I look like I just got through living in the deepest parts of the forest.
[2026/03/26 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, D20
[2026/03/26 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Mecha, D20, to specify)
[2026/03/26 15:00] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2026/03/26 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES* omg
[2026/03/26 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: The blacksmiths' eyes nearly pop out of his head at seeing a monster enter the smithy. He raises his hammer... but as you talk about making things, he forgets that and focusses on the fact he has a customer with a need and coin to spend (hopefully)
[2026/03/26 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Am umbrella, ye say, with claws? For fightin'?"
[2026/03/26 15:02] Mecha: Neopti nods."Indeed. want to say a hidden compartment in the center of the umbrella which the blade can stick out of, but I am open to ideas."
[2026/03/26 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Hmm. Well, there was this gnome one time, was making what he called a selecto-staff... damn fool contraption, if ye ask me! maybe... let's see, lassie... leather armour... an umbrella of leather ye can use as a shield... or as a short sword, as ye will. Ain't gonna be cheap work... be 150 gold, but for ye... 140."
[2026/03/26 15:07] Mecha: Neopti ponders. I only have 90, but I have a skin for leathering you might have never seen. One of a kind."
[2026/03/26 15:07] Sapphire: "We might want to ask the tanner about sorting that out."
[2026/03/26 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: he looks at it with a slightly disgusted look. "It's... it's... what -is- this??"
[2026/03/26 15:09] Mecha: I shrug."Honestly no clue, but it was a nasty bastard. almost killed the group but we got it and I skinned it. Havent had time to tan it for leather, but. It's rare which means it is worth something to the right salesperson."
[2026/03/26 15:09] Sapphire: ( Which hids did Neopti hand over? )
[2026/03/26 15:09] Mecha: The hacked creature skin and the goblin armors It was one of those dark things with teeth.*
[2026/03/26 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Blacksmith: "Tell ye what. No idea what this is, or what it's worth, but that and 50 gold, and I'll rework those gobin armours for ye."
[2026/03/26 15:11] Mecha: Neopti nods."Done."
[2026/03/26 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gets you an Umbrella (leather), useable as a shield, or, useable as a short sword.
[2026/03/26 15:14] Mecha: Since it is only one of the bladees the other one remains the same for back up
[2026/03/26 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, you can either: dual wield, or, AC -1 and single wield, or, use as short sword
[2026/03/26 15:15] Mecha: Groovy
[2026/03/26 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: and back with the others and on to whatever comes next, now everyone is healed and shizz
[2026/03/26 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Corporal Hicks drives back, in that horseless cart, but is clearly annoyed at something
[2026/03/26 15:17] Sapphire: "What happened?"
[2026/03/26 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks: "Those... 'friends'... want our gravity drive. Without it, we're stuck here, wherever it is that 'her' is."
[2026/03/26 15:18] Sapphire: "What do they want with it?"
[2026/03/26 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks: "They won't say."
[2026/03/26 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks frowns. "They also have a message to pass on to you guys. 'Angry goblin coming, you might want to deal with him'"
[2026/03/26 15:21] Sapphire: "Goblin? just one?"
[2026/03/26 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks shrugs.
[2026/03/26 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Seems you have an errand! Maybe you'll find out about that dragon you keep hearing about
[2026/03/26 15:23] Sapphire: "Where is he?"
[2026/03/26 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks: "They said a few miles east, heading this way."
[2026/03/26 15:25] Sapphire: "Let's go meet him before he gets here then."
[2026/03/26 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone going?
[2026/03/26 15:28] Mecha: This one assumes they are. Neopti is still in town
[2026/03/26 15:29] Sapphire: i'm going
[2026/03/26 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me is pretty sure Hicks drove you back from town!
[2026/03/26 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Hudson comes along too... Dr Voss has some technical matters to attend to
[2026/03/26 15:30] Mecha:
[14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hicks drops you off at the village, and heads on for his errand.
[2026/03/26 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you get a nice stroll to a field....
[2026/03/26 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl:
[15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Corporal Hicks drives back, in that horseless cart, but is clearly annoyed at something
[2026/03/26 15:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/26 15:31] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, the dice clearly hate you
[2026/03/26 15:32] Mecha: *So this one thought he went on his errand and then went back annoyed and Neopti was just wating for her umbrella and clothes
[2026/03/26 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: you don't have to wait too long before you see... a bizarre sight. And this must indeed be the dragon. It's a flying thing, certainly, but looks more like a coiled snake with a scorpions' tail, and wide flimsy-looking wings, hissing and screeching as it goes
[2026/03/26 15:34] Mecha: Does it have one massive, muscular human arm?*
[2026/03/26 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Riding on this creature, is a goblin, exhorting a dozen goblins advancing in a rough wedge, looking rather tired but still, determined.
[2026/03/26 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...why would it?
[2026/03/26 15:35] Sapphire: "Hail! Would you parley before we give battle?"
[2026/03/26 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sanity checks for all!
[2026/03/26 15:36] Mecha: *No reason.*
[2026/03/26 15:36] D10: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/03/26 15:36] D10: Sapphire rolls 9
[2026/03/26 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe and Mecha: 2D10
[2026/03/26 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire passed: lose 1 sanity
[2026/03/26 15:38] D10: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/03/26 15:38] D10: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/03/26 15:38] D20: Joe rolls 20
[2026/03/26 15:38] Joe: sorry that was d20 not 2d10
[2026/03/26 15:38] Joe: can i keep the roll ?
[2026/03/26 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES* no :-p
[2026/03/26 15:39] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/26 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: fail, lose 6 sanity
[2026/03/26 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: a 20 would be a critical failure in this case
[2026/03/26 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jjoooooooeeeee.... 2D10
[2026/03/26 15:45] D10: Joe rolls 4
[2026/03/26 15:45] D10: Joe rolls 5
[2026/03/26 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: passed, lost 1 sanity
[2026/03/26 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: the flying creature is indeed something un-worldly, possibly un-universe-y... it looks like a cross between a dragon, a fly, a snake, a scorpion... and the sight unsettles you greatly
[2026/03/26 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: also: Gwen, you going to jump out and ask them to talk?
[2026/03/26 15:48] Sapphire: I can shout from inside the cart, right?
[2026/03/26 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: technically you walked, but, I'm just checking that's what you want to do
[2026/03/26 15:50] Sapphire: if we walked where would we be "jumping out" from?
[2026/03/26 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl:
[15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you get a nice stroll to a field....
[2026/03/26 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: I've charitably assumed you aren't standing in the middle
[2026/03/26 15:51] Sapphire: oh, are the crops tall for hiding?
[2026/03/26 15:51] Sapphire: than again I'm a paladin, fighting honorably is my default
[2026/03/26 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me mutters under her breath, you murderhoboes slaughter everything, she gives you a pure combat encounter, of -course- you decide to talk
[2026/03/26 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin flying up on the back of the creature points and yells: "Humans! There! Kill them!"
[2026/03/26 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll initiative!
[2026/03/26 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/26 15:53] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/03/26 15:54] D20: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/03/26 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe? D20
[2026/03/26 15:56] D20: Joe rolls 12
[2026/03/26 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: interesting... Sapphire first! What do you do
[2026/03/26 15:58] Sapphire: Bow and Arrow, to the big bug-dragon. Maybe i can break a wing.
[2026/03/26 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: short bow... and I didn't put range...
[2026/03/26 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: 100yds..... sounds reasonable. Roll D20
[2026/03/26 16:02] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ooh.
[2026/03/26 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: A 3.
[2026/03/26 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: shot wide.
[2026/03/26 16:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: will Hudson do better?
[2026/03/26 16:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2026/03/26 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: A loud chattering burst of explosions and his firestaff spits fire... uselessly.
[2026/03/26 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/03/26 16:04] Mecha: gobbos on the ground?
[2026/03/26 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: About a dozem waiting to say "hi", lead by a hobgoblin
[2026/03/26 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got this.
[2026/03/26 16:05] Sapphire: do we?
[2026/03/26 16:05] Sapphire: what level are we again?
[2026/03/26 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: I have faith
[2026/03/26 16:06] Mecha: Charging to the hobgoblin with umbrella sword.
[2026/03/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me crosses fingers under the table.
[2026/03/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: L2
[2026/03/26 16:06] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: are you....
[2026/03/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/03/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...nevermind
[2026/03/26 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! Save the day!
[2026/03/26 16:07] Joe: Is hobgob within range of my long sword ?
[2026/03/26 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: he is if you charge up to him
[2026/03/26 16:07] Joe: yes yes
[2026/03/26 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: charge: AC -2, but do double damage
[2026/03/26 16:08] D20: Joe rolls 8
[2026/03/26 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... Joe is charging, swinging longsword
[2026/03/26 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you charged, you swung your longsword
[2026/03/26 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: can't fault that
[2026/03/26 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flying thing: dives down to Gwen, opens mouth and sprays what looks like a bizarre cross between bees and gravel
[2026/03/26 16:10] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:10] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen gets to roll a D20 to save!
[2026/03/26 16:11] Sapphire: the bees!
[2026/03/26 16:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/03/26 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: only 3 damage taken
[2026/03/26 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4 goblins swarm round Neopli. Hobgoblin: "Get 'er, boys!"
[2026/03/26 16:12] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:12] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:12] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/26 16:12] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/03/26 16:12] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2 damage. Could be worse
[2026/03/26 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: and four swarm round Joe
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: four stabs of crude daggers, four misses
[2026/03/26 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: three charge to Hudson, screaming blood thirsty cries
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: gonna be one of those combats....
[2026/03/26 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen! You used bow and arrow
[2026/03/26 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: second attack!
[2026/03/26 16:15] Sapphire: Picking off some of the troops harassing Neopti and Joe
[2026/03/26 16:15] Sapphire: second turn, do i get an extra attack?
[2026/03/26 16:15] Sapphire: or that was from height?
[2026/03/26 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: bows: rate of fire, 2 per round
[2026/03/26 16:17] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2026/03/26 16:17] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2026/03/26 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: now we're cookin'
[2026/03/26 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6
[2026/03/26 16:17] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:17] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a goblin down
[2026/03/26 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: end of combat round
[2026/03/26 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: back to Sapphire
[2026/03/26 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: do you want to use that 15 you rolled as your first shot with your bow?
[2026/03/26 16:19] Sapphire: sure
[2026/03/26 16:19] Sapphire: or second shot
[2026/03/26 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: take it still goblins you're targetting
[2026/03/26 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: first shot, it's next round.
[2026/03/26 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: next: Hudson. How bad can his aim be?
[2026/03/26 16:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/26 16:20] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/26 16:20] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:20] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: that goblin isn't so much "shot" as "pureed"
[2026/03/26 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/03/26 16:21] Sapphire: yeah, clearing goblins
[2026/03/26 16:21] Mecha: Next goblin trying the umbrella again. Need to get used to the design.
[2026/03/26 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll D20
[2026/03/26 16:22] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2026/03/26 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: you stab a goblin! D6
[2026/03/26 16:23] D6: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: you've badly wounded one.
[2026/03/26 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You're next
[2026/03/26 16:24] Joe: more hacking and slashing
[2026/03/26 16:24] D20: Joe rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: does the die hate you?
[2026/03/26 16:24] Joe: after i find out where i just threw my sword
[2026/03/26 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: yus
[2026/03/26 16:25] Joe: .i am the worst warrior
[2026/03/26 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... the flying thing is wheeling round for another attack
[2026/03/26 16:25] Joe: i shall never make it to full knight status
[2026/03/26 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: No comment :-p
[2026/03/26 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2 goblins attack Neopli
[2026/03/26 16:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/26 16:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/26 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: one stabs Neopli
[2026/03/26 16:26] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: that hurt
[2026/03/26 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: four try to get Joe
[2026/03/26 16:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/03/26 16:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/26 16:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/26 16:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/03/26 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/03/26 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: really?
[2026/03/26 16:27] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:27] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:27] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....fuck off....
[2026/03/26 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me just facepalms
[2026/03/26 16:27] Joe: 4warned is 4armed or something
[2026/03/26 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: 16 damage.
[2026/03/26 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe is turned into a pincushion
[2026/03/26 16:28] Joe: i still have oene perfectly good hit point remaining
[2026/03/26 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, Joe is dead.
[2026/03/26 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: two go for Hudson
[2026/03/26 16:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/26 16:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/26 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: at least they missed
[2026/03/26 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin: roars triumphantly as he sees Joe go down
[2026/03/26 16:29] Joe: oh my bad ,mths, -1 HP yes i am dead
[2026/03/26 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! 2nd bow attack.
[2026/03/26 16:30] D20: Sapphire rolls 14
[2026/03/26 16:30] Sapphire: avenge joe!
[2026/03/26 16:30] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: at least you slew the goblin that critted Joe
[2026/03/26 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... next round
[2026/03/26 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/03/26 16:33] Sapphire: Hows that big bug-dragon doing?
[2026/03/26 16:33] Sapphire: how how many hobgobs remain?
[2026/03/26 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7 goblins, 1 hobgoblin, flying creature swinging round to give you more bee gravel
[2026/03/26 16:36] Sapphire: Gonna snipe that last Hob Gob
[2026/03/26 16:36] D20: Sapphire rolls 20
[2026/03/26 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: :-O
[2026/03/26 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: D6
[2026/03/26 16:36] Sapphire: "My enemies become as smoke upon the breeze, scattered and thin."
[2026/03/26 16:36] D6: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: will badly injured suffice...?
[2026/03/26 16:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson: targets flying thing
[2026/03/26 16:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/03/26 16:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:37] Mecha: I am a leaf on the wind watch how I soar.
[2026/03/26 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Metal staff spits fire and metal, flying thing screeches furiously
[2026/03/26 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/03/26 16:39] Mecha: Neopti rushes over to Joes body and opens the parasol for a shield."Fluffles! attack!" while hoping someone can come heal him.
[2026/03/26 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: not a -great- deal of point in shielding him
[2026/03/26 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Are you trying to stabalize him?
[2026/03/26 16:40] Mecha: Sure if she can
[2026/03/26 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe is back at 1hp
[2026/03/26 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll D20 for Fluffles
[2026/03/26 16:41] Joe: back from dead?
[2026/03/26 16:42] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/03/26 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: alive, yes, no longer bleeding out
[2026/03/26 16:42] Mecha: And now being shielded by a kobold with a parasol
[2026/03/26 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles attacks, but, maybe Fluffles better roll next time
[2026/03/26 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! What you doing?
[2026/03/26 16:42] Joe: staring up at Neopti from an awkward angle
[2026/03/26 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: sounds about right
[2026/03/26 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: doing anything else?
[2026/03/26 16:43] Joe: regaining my senses
[2026/03/26 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... goblins go
[2026/03/26 16:43] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:44] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/26 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: They'll fight on
[2026/03/26 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flying thing attacks Hudson
[2026/03/26 16:44] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:44] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson dodges, takes 2 damage
[2026/03/26 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: two goblins attack Neopli
[2026/03/26 16:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/26 16:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/26 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: that was -close-
[2026/03/26 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: three attack the just-arisen Joe, but, he gets +2 to AC for being shielded
[2026/03/26 16:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/26 16:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/26 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: None came close
[2026/03/26 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two goblins attack Hudson
[2026/03/26 16:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/03/26 16:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:46] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: stabbed badly, 4 damage
[2026/03/26 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! 2nd bow attack
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sapphire: that hob still up?
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sapphire: let's fix that
[2026/03/26 16:47] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: not looking very happy
[2026/03/26 16:47] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: he doesn't look happy or unhappy now
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: he just looks dead
[2026/03/26 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next round! Sapphire
[2026/03/26 16:48] Sapphire: And *now* to start finishing off the bug dragon while the goblins can realize all their officers are dead
[2026/03/26 16:48] D20: Sapphire rolls 17
[2026/03/26 16:48] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: at least you hit it
[2026/03/26 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson: takes aim at flying thing
[2026/03/26 16:49] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/26 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: does not hit
[2026/03/26 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/03/26 16:50] Mecha: Neopti is on shield duty but yells at Joe."Get back to safety! I can't guarantee I can help you again."
[2026/03/26 16:50] Mecha: Fluffles however...
[2026/03/26 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20...
[2026/03/26 16:50] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/03/26 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: 'k
[2026/03/26 16:51] Mecha: Fluffles can bark and bite at the air
[2026/03/26 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You have 1hp
[2026/03/26 16:51] Joe: I Lay On Hands myself
[2026/03/26 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Heal 4hp -> 5hp
[2026/03/26 16:52] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:52] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/26 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: fail morale, run away
[2026/03/26 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flying thing: not running away, coming round for another attack. Goblin on back cursing a blue streak
[2026/03/26 16:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire - 2nd bow attack
[2026/03/26 16:54] Sapphire: "Goddess, guide my arrow," she prays, aiming for the monsters face.
[2026/03/26 16:54] D20: Sapphire rolls 14
[2026/03/26 16:54] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:54] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/26 16:54] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/03/26 16:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Next round! Sapphire starts.
[2026/03/26 16:56] Sapphire: Following that arrow up with a second.
[2026/03/26 16:56] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: or not
[2026/03/26 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson will save the day!
[2026/03/26 16:56] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/03/26 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: wow
[2026/03/26 16:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: I was right!
[2026/03/26 16:56] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/26 16:56] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:56] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/26 16:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Creature crumples in mid air, screeching wildly, then bucks and drops like a stone
[2026/03/26 16:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin rider: "Bastards! I'll get you, or me name not Snaggletooth!"
[2026/03/26 16:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Snaggletooth: Falls like a brick, head first.
[2026/03/26 16:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see him impact with a rock. At least... you think you do. Just as his head hits the rock... he seems to wink out of existance.
[2026/03/26 16:58] Sapphire: "What?"
[2026/03/26 16:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed!
[2026/03/26 16:59] Sapphire: She approaches, hand on her sword. "I was going to offer to take him alive."
[2026/03/26 16:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's no sign of him... no blood... nothing
[2026/03/26 17:00] Mecha: what about the beastie?
[2026/03/26 17:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's in a crumpled splattered bleeding heap
[2026/03/26 17:01] Sapphire: She'll inspect the beast then, for signs of still being alive.
[2026/03/26 17:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20
[2026/03/26 17:01] Joe: "It looks like we found Snaggletooth at last."
[2026/03/26 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: or... did you? Because you seem to have lost him!
[2026/03/26 17:02] Mecha: Neopti nods."And what is this thing? It does not look like any Dragon I have seen?"
[2026/03/26 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: it doesn't, not even remotely
[2026/03/26 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: but to a cretin goblin? Maybe.
[2026/03/26 17:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone gains 250XP
[2026/03/26 17:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopli: level 3. Roll d10
[2026/03/26 17:03] D10: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/03/26 17:03] D20: Sapphire rolls 14
[2026/03/26 17:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopli can try that again....
[2026/03/26 17:03] Sapphire: "That's the second time one of our enemies has vanished, isn't it?
[2026/03/26 17:03] D10: Mecha rolls 8
[2026/03/26 17:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Search though Gwen does, no trace is found.
[2026/03/26 17:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... we leave it there... as you get more Mysteries to come
[2026/03/26 17:04] Joe: I retrieve my sword from wherever I threw it
[2026/03/26 17:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: hope you're having fun with this
[2026/03/26 17:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, past midnight now!
[2026/03/26 17:05] Joe: dead fun
[2026/03/26 17:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2026/03/26 17:06] Sapphire: yeah!
[2026/03/26 17:06] Sapphire: things are slowly making more sense
[2026/03/26 17:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: they are?
[2026/03/26 17:07] Joe: we need new dice though these ones are all wonky
[2026/03/26 17:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: right... got to go