[2026/03/12 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: looks like we're quorate
[2026/03/12 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm a bit caught out with timezones and things, so a) no log on site, and b) might be a bit short tonight because I didn't write what comes next
[2026/03/12 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, as I recall it, you got to the fort, you levelled up, you now get to defend the fort
[2026/03/12 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that half assed recap out of the way GGGGGGRRRRRREEEEEEEEEETTTTTTIIINNNGGSSSSSS guys, gals and trinary pals, welcome to the campaign "The Way of All Flesh"!
[2026/03/12 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: What are you all going to do?
[2026/03/12 14:09] Joe: who what and where are we?
[2026/03/12 14:11] Sapphire: So we're in the fort, we have the peasants safe....
[2026/03/12 14:11] Sapphire: trying to recall what the next big quest we had was....
[2026/03/12 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes, but goblin forces are expected to attack
[2026/03/12 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: You have to hold the fort and keep your forces above 40%
[2026/03/12 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: lose the fort, defensive strength drops below 40%, outcome is rather less good.
[2026/03/12 14:12] Mecha: Neopti is looking at the people assembled."Do you have a safe spot for the non fighters? Might be a good idea to prepare to move them."
[2026/03/12 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're in the fort, safest place.
[2026/03/12 14:14] Sapphire: /me inquires if the walls of this fort are a ring or a square, and how many gates and towers we have to work with.
[2026/03/12 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's a rough square, pallisade of wooden logs, no towers. One gate.
[2026/03/12 14:14] Joe: whispers: joe the cynic, paladin of the knightly order of wintershard, inquires as to whether there is a moat or trench or similar surrounding the fort
[2026/03/12 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Hill slopes up from 30' out. The fort is roughly square, about 100' per side, the walls consist of a wooden palisade about 6' tall."
[2026/03/12 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nope, no moat/trench.
[2026/03/12 14:16] Mecha: Most likely no time to make one so Neopti pets Fluffles."Keep them safe baby, mama's gonna go kick ass or die trying. And remember what I told you if I don't make it." before heading up to look over the wall
[2026/03/12 14:16] Sapphire: it's on a hill though, which is much of what you wanted from a trench
[2026/03/12 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, you're elevated and got excellent sight
[2026/03/12 14:17] Sapphire: Alright, Gwen will inquire as to a resupply of arrows with plans to take to the wall and pick off the attacking goblins.
[2026/03/12 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: you want fresh arrows?
[2026/03/12 14:18] Joe: Yes arrows ready for the archers. How capable are the captains of this fort? Do they have a plan of defense at all?
[2026/03/12 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're as capable as any soldier relegated to the defence of cornfields.
[2026/03/12 14:19] Sapphire: So something like leather armor and a long stick with a knife on it?
[2026/03/12 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're a bit better'n that - chain mail and spears. But they're not elite warriors.
[2026/03/12 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: 20 arrows (maximum you can effectively carry)
[2026/03/12 14:21] Joe: Is there a bow and some arrows I can have?
[2026/03/12 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sargeant: "Can ye shoot a bow, accurate and true?"
[2026/03/12 14:22] Joe: "Without a bow, no. With a bow, maybe."
[2026/03/12 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sargeant: "Ye tryin' ta be funny, boyo? Ye shoot bows from bows, now?"
[2026/03/12 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Anyone planning on setting a trap?
[2026/03/12 14:25] Sapphire: traps.... some rolling logs might be good, we could set out a timber gathering party and defend it long enough to get big trunks.
[2026/03/12 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll D20, Sapphire (DEX check applies, I think)
[2026/03/12 14:27] D20: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/03/12 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Passed: success.
[2026/03/12 14:28] Mecha: Neopti doesn't really have trap building skills so she is working on making sure everyone is ready. she's prepared weapons before, sharpened blades fixed bows. taking care of a dragon and essentially a village of kobolds for hunts and stuff she learned small things.
[2026/03/12 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: A look-out blows a horn. "Enemies approaching, from the east!"
[2026/03/12 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: A soldier tosses Joe a bow and a quiver of arrows.
[2026/03/12 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time to roll initiative!
[2026/03/12 14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 14:29] Mecha: Neopti looks to the look out."How many?"
[2026/03/12 14:29] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/03/12 14:29] Joe: "Thanks." Makes sure to recognise the useful soldier, tries not to drop the arrows all over the place.
[2026/03/12 14:29] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/03/12 14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/03/12 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/03/12 14:31] Sapphire: what were the results of my check?
[2026/03/12 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: [14:27] D20: Sapphire rolls 7 [14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Passed: success.
[2026/03/12 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: & now, rolling initiative
[2026/03/12 14:33] Sapphire: huh. Alright.... yeah, getting to the appropriate side of the wall so we can start plinking goblins
[2026/03/12 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...d20
[2026/03/12 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Maybe Mecha, roll for Sapphire
[2026/03/12 14:35] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/03/12 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: first up is Mecha, but, you don't have any missile weapons...?
[2026/03/12 14:36] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[2026/03/12 14:36] Mecha: No missile weapons so Neopti is pacing with Fluffles in front of the non fighters to defend them should goblins get in.
[2026/03/12 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... Oh! forgot. Looks like 10 goblins and a hobgoblin kicking them forwards.
[2026/03/12 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: they go next, they get to enjoy Sapphires' trap
[2026/03/12 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, roll D4, then, D3
[2026/03/12 14:38] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/12 14:38] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/12 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: holy fuck
[2026/03/12 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't shagging believe it
[2026/03/12 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: The logs rumble and roll down the slope, and catch four goblins, who are flung up in the air and ran over, and subjected to the exact number of hit points each has, so, they're taken right out of it.
[2026/03/12 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: The hobgoblin is not happy. He points and shout something, and the goblins spread out and take what little cover they can find.
[2026/03/12 14:40] Sapphire: "May our firewood, even before alighting, protect the health of our own," she prays.
[2026/03/12 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: goblins next! They're too far away, but, the hobgoblin has a bow and arrow... and targets... Sapphire
[2026/03/12 14:41] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/03/12 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: targets, but does not hit.
[2026/03/12 14:41] Sapphire: do the walls help?
[2026/03/12 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're known to, yes
[2026/03/12 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire next!
[2026/03/12 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: I take it you're using bow and arrow. For elevation, you get to attack with advantage.
[2026/03/12 14:43] Sapphire: Aiming at that Hob-bokoblin
[2026/03/12 14:43] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/12 14:44] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/12 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me just looks at Sapphire
[2026/03/12 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: I just won't say anything.
[2026/03/12 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/03/12 14:45] Joe: Shoot arrows at the Hobgoblin archer
[2026/03/12 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2x D20
[2026/03/12 14:45] D20: Joe rolls 7
[2026/03/12 14:45] D20: Joe rolls 8
[2026/03/12 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... getting better.... not by much
[2026/03/12 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Human warriors: (2 attack)
[2026/03/12 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/03/12 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/03/12 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/12 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/03/12 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: One actually hits a goblin.
[2026/03/12 14:46] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/12 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: doesn't kill it, but, puts a crimp on it's day
[2026/03/12 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Terran with fire stick
[2026/03/12 14:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Shot wide.
[2026/03/12 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2nd bow attacks! Hobgoblin has no idea what barked at him, but, he can see Hudson aiming at him.
[2026/03/12 14:48] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/03/12 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Missed.
[2026/03/12 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! 2nd attack, still with advantage.
[2026/03/12 14:49] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/03/12 14:50] D20: Sapphire rolls 9
[2026/03/12 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: At least you rolled different results.
[2026/03/12 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You next
[2026/03/12 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: bow, roll 2x D20
[2026/03/12 14:50] D20: Joe rolls 7
[2026/03/12 14:50] D20: Joe rolls 6
[2026/03/12 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: maybe I should've offered +2 instead of advantage
[2026/03/12 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: eh, would still miss :-p
[2026/03/12 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: human soldiers next:
[2026/03/12 14:51] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 14:51] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 14:51] Sapphire: happy to have advantage
[2026/03/12 14:51] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/03/12 14:51] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/12 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's gonna be one of those combats....
[2026/03/12 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti: no enemies in sight, staying in fort?
[2026/03/12 14:52] Mecha: Is there a side port or door that the goblins can't see? Neopti has an idea of how she can help if she can get on the other side of the walls
[2026/03/12 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: what do you plan doing?
[2026/03/12 14:54] Mecha: If there is a way out Neopti wants to circle around since you said there is a hill where the logs roll down come from behnd on that hill and try to sneak attack without being a rogue
[2026/03/12 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hmm. Going out the front won't work, then
[2026/03/12 14:55] Sapphire: use the hill!
[2026/03/12 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: You could climb down, take a round to get somewhere, attack next round.
[2026/03/12 14:55] Mecha: Gonna do that after telling fluffles to stay and protect.
[2026/03/12 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Either a DEX check to climb down the wall, or to sneak. Your choice, different costs for failure
[2026/03/12 14:56] Sapphire: or scout for flankers
[2026/03/12 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'd see them.
[2026/03/12 14:57] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/03/12 14:57] Mecha: 11 for climbing
[2026/03/12 14:57] Mecha: so with dex that's a succeed.
[2026/03/12 14:58] Mecha: Any bonuses for trying to keep a far enough distance that I'm hard to notice?
[2026/03/12 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: success: you climb down. You disappear. You get to attack next round
[2026/03/12 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: An attack from the rear will be +2 to hit.
[2026/03/12 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins run closer to walls. Expect flung rocks inbound.
[2026/03/12 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin targets... how about Hudson, how dare he make loud noises
[2026/03/12 14:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/12 14:59] Mecha: * be right back gotta microwave dinner before attack*
[2026/03/12 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nope, that's a miss.
[2026/03/12 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: talking of misses
[2026/03/12 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen!
[2026/03/12 15:00] Sapphire: what's hob attacking with?
[2026/03/12 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bow and arrow.
[2026/03/12 15:01] Sapphire: Gwen breaths in, "Goddess of hearth and flame, may your light guide my weapon." Before loosing arrows down range.
[2026/03/12 15:01] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:01] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: see? Pray and shoot, you succeed.
[2026/03/12 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: D6 for damage
[2026/03/12 15:02] D6: Sapphire rolls 6
[2026/03/12 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: offs
[2026/03/12 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: he's dead.
[2026/03/12 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/03/12 15:03] Joe: cheers for Gwen
[2026/03/12 15:03] Joe: and shoot sarrows at the baddies
[2026/03/12 15:04] Joe: *shoots arrows
[2026/03/12 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2x D20
[2026/03/12 15:04] D20: Joe rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:04] D20: Joe rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: O.O
[2026/03/12 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6
[2026/03/12 15:05] D6: Joe rolls 1
[2026/03/12 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: the one that was wounded? is now dead.
[2026/03/12 15:05] Joe: good
[2026/03/12 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson: grins at Gwen: "Good shooting!" Aims at goblin.
[2026/03/12 15:05] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2026/03/12 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me shakes head sadly.
[2026/03/12 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: second round bow attacks: hobgoblin can't, has the DEAD status
[2026/03/12 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen?
[2026/03/12 15:07] Mecha: *back*
[2026/03/12 15:08] Sapphire: who's still attacking?
[2026/03/12 15:08] Sapphire: She checks down range for who is even trying to attack at this point.
[2026/03/12 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: goblins are milling about
[2026/03/12 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: five of them, no less
[2026/03/12 15:11] Sapphire: She shouts back down, "You'll never take this fort! Turn tail before my arrows find you!"
[2026/03/12 15:11] Joe: is that the whole extent of their army at this time? Five goblins
[2026/03/12 15:11] Sapphire: Then aiming at whichever gob is least in cover
[2026/03/12 15:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 9
[2026/03/12 15:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/03/12 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: d'oh.
[2026/03/12 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/03/12 15:13] Joe: shoot more goblins
[2026/03/12 15:13] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:13] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: might want to start with hit more goblins
[2026/03/12 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: or indeed, any goblins
[2026/03/12 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: DM remembers there's 2 human warriors with bows!
[2026/03/12 15:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/12 15:14] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/03/12 15:14] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 15:14] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: now there's three goblins
[2026/03/12 15:14] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/03/12 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: three goblins running away
[2026/03/12 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't think they'll trouble you again. Are you letting them flee?
[2026/03/12 15:15] Mecha: they get away before Neopti gets to them?
[2026/03/12 15:15] Sapphire: We'd have to leave the walls to chase them
[2026/03/12 15:16] Joe: no - shoot them with arrows! Hey what are the other warriors in the fort doing while we have been busy killing baddies?
[2026/03/12 15:16] Mecha: if they are running awa Neopti is not giving chase
[2026/03/12 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: likewise shooting, Joe
[2026/03/12 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, they run away
[2026/03/12 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti! Curious as to what you'll do before the next wave.
[2026/03/12 15:18] Mecha: Since out there already try to assist with the trap before trying o find a hiding space so she can do the sneak up thing. Also cleect unbroken arrows and supplies from dead gobs to give to the fort.
[2026/03/12 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: What trap you making?
[2026/03/12 15:19] Sapphire: Do we have time to reset the logs?
[2026/03/12 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: can do. DEX check applies.
[2026/03/12 15:20] Mecha: that one the logs
[2026/03/12 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: also..... DEX check to hide, Neopti
[2026/03/12 15:20] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[2026/03/12 15:20] Mecha: whew just made it on that
[2026/03/12 15:20] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/03/12 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: both of you
[2026/03/12 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: New forces are coming!
[2026/03/12 15:22] Sapphire: which direction?
[2026/03/12 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: From the East
[2026/03/12 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: A dozen large figures approaching.
[2026/03/12 15:23] Sapphire: Getting onto the suitable wall to help defend. "Incoming!"
[2026/03/12 15:23] Joe: I shout "restock your arrows!"
[2026/03/12 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Looks like half a dozen hobgoblins and... half a dozen large things you've never seen before... well. You saw -one-, in the goblin cave... six big slithery scaley things with huge muscular arms, being pushed and prodded with sticks, glaring hatefully at all they see
[2026/03/12 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha! You're first.... staying hidden for now?
[2026/03/12 15:25] Joe: I shout "restock your underwear"
[2026/03/12 15:26] Mecha: Yep let them pass and keep an eye out for a leader
[2026/03/12 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll Perception
[2026/03/12 15:26] Sapphire: So those scaly things are being prodded with sticks to fight?
[2026/03/12 15:26] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Mecha!)
[2026/03/12 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're being prodded with sticks to move forwards, certainly
[2026/03/12 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me prods Mecha with the D20
[2026/03/12 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... we'll go with Sapphires' roll... and Mecha can't see any obvious leader.
[2026/03/12 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Trap! Sapphire, D4 and then D3
[2026/03/12 15:29] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:30] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:30] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Three of the serpentine aliens are caught up in the falling logs. They're more annoyed than injured.
[2026/03/12 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/03/12 15:32] Sapphire: Aiming arrows into the aliens that have been slowed down by the logs!
[2026/03/12 15:32] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:32] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit... D6
[2026/03/12 15:33] D8: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/03/12 15:33] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:33] D6: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:33] Sapphire: ack
[2026/03/12 15:33] Sapphire: missed
[2026/03/12 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....any particular die you prefer, there?
[2026/03/12 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: One gets shot and flinches, hisses and roars with fury
[2026/03/12 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe
[2026/03/12 15:35] Sapphire: sorry, just clicked the wrong one
[2026/03/12 15:35] Joe: Aiming and shooting at the beasties
[2026/03/12 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2x D20
[2026/03/12 15:35] D20: Joe rolls 12
[2026/03/12 15:35] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit, roll d6
[2026/03/12 15:35] D6: Joe rolls 6
[2026/03/12 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another angry roar of pain!
[2026/03/12 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Human warriors:
[2026/03/12 15:36] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:36] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/03/12 15:36] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/03/12 15:36] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: one hits
[2026/03/12 15:36] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/12 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson and his fire stick
[2026/03/12 15:36] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: fuck. Shot -wild-.
[2026/03/12 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins get their go! They take aim at the soldiers shooting arrows, three to one.
[2026/03/12 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 15:37] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/12 15:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: One is injured.
[2026/03/12 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Alien creatures attack.... Gwen shot one, favour gets returned
[2026/03/12 15:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Spines whizz by Gwen!
[2026/03/12 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: And one targets Joe
[2026/03/12 15:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, this might sting...
[2026/03/12 15:39] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3 damage, bringing Joe to 9
[2026/03/12 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: one targets Hudson
[2026/03/12 15:39] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/12 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: whoops.
[2026/03/12 15:39] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: he's fine, just a scratch
[2026/03/12 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, on top of his previous wounds.
[2026/03/12 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2nd bow attacks! Sapphire & Joe
[2026/03/12 15:41] Joe: Sapphire
[2026/03/12 15:41] Sapphire: aiming for the aliens that is scratching up Joe
[2026/03/12 15:41] D20: Sapphire rolls 12
[2026/03/12 15:41] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2026/03/12 15:41] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/03/12 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's a start
[2026/03/12 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's also a scratch
[2026/03/12 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/03/12 15:42] Joe: shoot arrows at alien monster
[2026/03/12 15:42] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/03/12 15:42] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2026/03/12 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit! D6
[2026/03/12 15:42] D6: Joe rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's now looking very angry
[2026/03/12 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, also, very badly injured
[2026/03/12 15:43] Mecha: Is there a hob shouting orders?
[2026/03/12 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: soldiers 2nd go
[2026/03/12 15:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/12 15:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/03/12 15:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/12 15:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: ineffective.
[2026/03/12 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: The hobgoblins all seem to be shouting and poking with sticks, although, these monsters seem determined to attack
[2026/03/12 15:45] Mecha: Gonna try to stick and move for Neopti. Sneak in attack a hob and then draw back.
[2026/03/12 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: hobgoblins stay back, with three of these creatures. The other three surge forwards to the gates, hissing and screeching furiously
[2026/03/12 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Going to be dangerous, Neopti; you risk being swarmed by six enemies
[2026/03/12 15:46] Mecha: that's why the attempt is a stick and move. cant plant o ambush and then remain hiding
[2026/03/12 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... who you attacking? Hobgoblin or alien?
[2026/03/12 15:47] Mecha: hobgoblin
[2026/03/12 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, twice
[2026/03/12 15:47] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/03/12 15:47] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2026/03/12 15:48] Mecha: plus side got the sneak for the ambush attack
[2026/03/12 15:48] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/03/12 15:48] Mecha: there we go one sneak, two attacks
[2026/03/12 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: factored in, worst roll was 13... hits AC 6....
[2026/03/12 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: duwot? You make two attacks per round, and you did that
[2026/03/12 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll 2D4, add 2
[2026/03/12 15:50] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:50] D4: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/03/12 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, that's that guy not so much killed, as, absolutely sliced to shreds
[2026/03/12 15:51] Mecha: True but earlier you said this one would need a d20 for the climb and then the sneak this one could only roll for the climb because the baddies took off.
[2026/03/12 15:51] Mecha: so thought the sneakw as needed for this
[2026/03/12 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me tries to parse that
[2026/03/12 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me Fails.
[2026/03/12 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: You could roll to climb (risked falling damage) or to sneak (ie., move without being noticed, risking getting attacked). You rolled to climb.
[2026/03/12 15:52] Mecha: okay well once he drops Neopti tries to run off
[2026/03/12 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire!
[2026/03/12 15:53] Mecha: *Ah okay, now this one understnds*
[2026/03/12 15:54] Sapphire: so, paladins do -not- get extra attacks with level, they get casting instead?
[2026/03/12 15:55] Sapphire: She'll sight down her bow and try to take out the alien thing that's closest to get getting up the wall
[2026/03/12 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: paladins are warriors, therefore gain extra attacks at 6th and 14th levels.
[2026/03/12 15:55] Sapphire: oh, is one bothering Neopti?
[2026/03/12 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not at this moment in time
[2026/03/12 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 with advantage, Sapphire
[2026/03/12 15:56] D20: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:56] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:56] D6: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/03/12 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: chipping away....
[2026/03/12 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...might wanna chip faster
[2026/03/12 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/03/12 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: we lose Joe?
[2026/03/12 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me takes Hudsons' go in the meantime...
[2026/03/12 15:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...he's yet to hit anyone
[2026/03/12 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: soldiers:
[2026/03/12 15:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/03/12 15:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 15:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/12 15:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/12 15:59] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:00] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:00] Joe: sorry, am back
[2026/03/12 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: a very badly injured hobgoblin and a dead one
[2026/03/12 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! Just in time
[2026/03/12 16:01] D20: Joe rolls 8
[2026/03/12 16:01] D20: Joe rolls 12
[2026/03/12 16:01] Joe: arrowses
[2026/03/12 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: misses....
[2026/03/12 16:02] Sapphire: arr-ows when they hit
[2026/03/12 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: hobgoblins attack soldiers
[2026/03/12 16:02] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/03/12 16:02] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/12 16:02] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/03/12 16:02] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/12 16:02] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/03/12 16:02] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: The two soldiers on the wall just got killed!
[2026/03/12 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two attack hudson
[2026/03/12 16:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/03/12 16:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/12 16:03] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Very injured now.
[2026/03/12 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: One attacks Gwen
[2026/03/12 16:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/03/12 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2026/03/12 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh no.
[2026/03/12 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2D10, Sapphire!
[2026/03/12 16:04] Sapphire: o-o
[2026/03/12 16:04] D10: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:04] D10: Sapphire rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:04] Sapphire: a 16
[2026/03/12 16:04] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: First, you take 6 damage, reducing you to 5
[2026/03/12 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: second... you suffer a fractured skull...
[2026/03/12 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Whenever you attempt an action in combat, make a Constitution check. On a failed save, you lose your action until the start of your next turn."
[2026/03/12 16:06] Sapphire: does Lay On Hands work on those?
[2026/03/12 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...could be worse
[2026/03/12 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....not at low level
[2026/03/12 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2nd bow attacks! Joe and Sapphire
[2026/03/12 16:07] Sapphire: o-x
[2026/03/12 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: your situation is growing dire, but, I got confidence in you
[2026/03/12 16:08] Sapphire: that makes one of us
[2026/03/12 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: worse things happen at sea
[2026/03/12 16:09] Joe: what if two people do lay on hands simultaneously would it work ?
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, twice
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sapphire: me?
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep, you're using a bow
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: shoot something
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: 'cept Neopti
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sapphire: trying to aim back at the person who put an arrow in my skull
[2026/03/12 16:09] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[2026/03/12 16:09] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/03/12 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, good idea Joe, but, I doubt it
[2026/03/12 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: No cigar for Gwen
[2026/03/12 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2x D20 from Joe
[2026/03/12 16:10] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:10] D20: Joe rolls 16
[2026/03/12 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a hit... D6
[2026/03/12 16:10] D6: Joe rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:10] Joe: ass
[2026/03/12 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: hobgoblin: shot to deff
[2026/03/12 16:11] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 16:11] Joe: good enough
[2026/03/12 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: hobgoblins: morale holds, they'll fight on
[2026/03/12 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti!
[2026/03/12 16:12] Mecha: Coming in from behind on the next hob
[2026/03/12 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2x d20
[2026/03/12 16:12] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/03/12 16:12] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin feels something behind him, he whirls round. "What the!?"
[2026/03/12 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire? What's Gwen going to do
[2026/03/12 16:13] Mecha: Can neopti use move ment to try and drop below his line of sight before he sees?
[2026/03/12 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: attack is an action, you've acted
[2026/03/12 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: or Joe, while Sapphire is away?
[2026/03/12 16:15] Joe: more aimed arrows - whats in my line of site ? aliens? hobgobs?
[2026/03/12 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can target either
[2026/03/12 16:15] Sapphire: beep
[2026/03/12 16:15] Joe: how feasible is it I can identify the hobgob causing Neopti problems?
[2026/03/12 16:15] Sapphire: That hobgob is distracted!
[2026/03/12 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's three of each at the foot of the wall, three about to batter the gates down
[2026/03/12 16:15] Sapphire: shooting at them
[2026/03/12 16:16] D20: Sapphire rolls 20
[2026/03/12 16:16] D20: Sapphire rolls 9
[2026/03/12 16:16] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: easy, look for the one that turned round
[2026/03/12 16:16] Joe: tbh im more afraid of the aliens than the hobgobs so i will keep peppering them with arrows
[2026/03/12 16:16] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2026/03/12 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 x2
[2026/03/12 16:16] D20: Joe rolls 8
[2026/03/12 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2026/03/12 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: who were you shooting, and, double or crit?
[2026/03/12 16:17] Sapphire: the distracted hob goblin and crit
[2026/03/12 16:17] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/12 16:17] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/12 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Black eye. *GIGGLES*
[2026/03/12 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: hobgoblins: one attacks Neopti
[2026/03/12 16:17] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/03/12 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: rolls an 11 (-4 to hit for black eye), so, hits AC 8.... swing and a miss
[2026/03/12 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other two attack Joe, and then Gwen
[2026/03/12 16:18] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/12 16:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/03/12 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: nope, and nope
[2026/03/12 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dm remembers Hudson.
[2026/03/12 16:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/12 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: DM might as well not bothered
[2026/03/12 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Aliens: one attacks Hudson
[2026/03/12 16:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/03/12 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: uh oh
[2026/03/12 16:20] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:20] Sapphire: we got any explosives or something?
[2026/03/12 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: He's down.
[2026/03/12 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's a very good question
[2026/03/12 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think the answer is "no"
[2026/03/12 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: two attack.... Joe and Gwen. Share the love about!
[2026/03/12 16:21] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/12 16:21] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/03/12 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: narrow escape for Joe!
[2026/03/12 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Aliens battering gates down.
[2026/03/12 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dr Voss: stabalizes Hudson, at 1hp. "I hav no more help to giv!"
[2026/03/12 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now it's getting tense! Neopti!
[2026/03/12 16:22] Mecha: going for him again
[2026/03/12 16:22] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/03/12 16:22] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me shakes head sadly
[2026/03/12 16:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! You got this, I can feel it
[2026/03/12 16:24] Sapphire: how many at the gate?
[2026/03/12 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Three, who are quite uninjured
[2026/03/12 16:24] Sapphire: Ok, gonna try to hit them with arrows,
[2026/03/12 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: three hobgoblins, three -very- injured aliens
[2026/03/12 16:24] D20: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: don't roll another 1....
[2026/03/12 16:25] Sapphire: trying to clear aliens but whoever i can hit
[2026/03/12 16:25] D20: Sapphire rolls 9
[2026/03/12 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd have lost my shit if you rolled snake eyes
[2026/03/12 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: talking of snake eyes.... Joe!
[2026/03/12 16:25] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/03/12 16:25] D20: Joe rolls 12
[2026/03/12 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: who you shooting at?
[2026/03/12 16:25] Joe: aliens
[2026/03/12 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6
[2026/03/12 16:26] D6: Joe rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're looking exceedingly irritated (and injured)
[2026/03/12 16:26] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson does have something that might help. Sapphire, you asked... roll D20, see if you get under 12
[2026/03/12 16:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/03/12 16:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: should be easy, you've yet to roll over 12
[2026/03/12 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: He takes a small egg-shaped object from his belt, pulls a ring off it and hurls it over the wall. One word, shouted to Neopti: "DUCK!"
[2026/03/12 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: DEX check for Neopti
[2026/03/12 16:30] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2026/03/12 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....you're kidding me, right?
[2026/03/12 16:30] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:30] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:30] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:30] Mecha: ...Neopti yells. "WHERE" and then Kaboom!
[2026/03/12 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: 7 points of explosive damage.
[2026/03/12 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti is picked up and -flung- back several feet
[2026/03/12 16:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: hobgoblins: not so much flung back, as, reduced to a shower of bits
[2026/03/12 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Aliens: all very badly damaged now.
[2026/03/12 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: With the hobgoblins dead, they don't seem inclined to fight, and scatter in all directions, moving with the sinewy swiftness of snakes
[2026/03/12 16:34] Mecha: Neopti comes back to the camp and tries to get in.
[2026/03/12 16:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: up to you if you try to take a round of shots at them, but, might be better to let bygones be bygones at this stage
[2026/03/12 16:34] Joe: bollocks. I shoot arrows at them
[2026/03/12 16:35] D20: Joe rolls 14
[2026/03/12 16:35] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2026/03/12 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sargeant is dismayed. "We lost two good warriors there... and you barely held, you're all beat up to fuck!"
[2026/03/12 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms as Joe re-aggros them
[2026/03/12 16:35] Sapphire: Gwen will try to split her healing between Hudson and Neopti, before turning to the Sargeant
[2026/03/12 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: are you... -sure-... you want to do that....
[2026/03/12 16:35] Sapphire: me?
[2026/03/12 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/03/12 16:36] Joe: well they are nearly dead
[2026/03/12 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: not as nearly dead as you....
[2026/03/12 16:36] Joe: i am duty bound to rid the world of demons
[2026/03/12 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh-kay....
[2026/03/12 16:36] Mecha: Neopti sees Joe do this and just walks around to the other side of the camp walls instead of going in.
[2026/03/12 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit, so, d6
[2026/03/12 16:36] D6: Joe rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: The fleeing aliens spin round with loud hisses and snarls, and come charging right back again!
[2026/03/12 16:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't think they appreciated being shot at
[2026/03/12 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti! You are in the camp. There's two clerics, might be an idea to get healed.
[2026/03/12 16:38] Mecha: Oh She got in thought he fired before she could get in. So yeah finding a cleric.
[2026/03/12 16:39] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: healed 6 damage
[2026/03/12 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Gwen?
[2026/03/12 16:39] Joe: what does more damage, arrows or sword ?
[2026/03/12 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: hmm
[2026/03/12 16:40] Joe: sword d8
[2026/03/12 16:40] Joe: arrows d6
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: sword, if you are face to face with them
[2026/03/12 16:40] Joe: is that right?
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: arrows if you're far from them
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sapphire: that sounds bad, being face to face with them
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes
[2026/03/12 16:40] Joe: ok if they're in range I will slash and stab them
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: and yes
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sapphire: "Sir! We need to hold firm, we just need to last until the kings troops can arrive to relieve us," she tries to keep everyones moral up.
[2026/03/12 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...you're going to leave the fort to melee them?
[2026/03/12 16:41] Joe: oh, no, i will shoot arrows
[2026/03/12 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: gott sei dank
[2026/03/12 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2x D20
[2026/03/12 16:41] D20: Joe rolls 2
[2026/03/12 16:41] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2026/03/12 16:41] Joe: i am the worst
[2026/03/12 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sargeant: "We got problems, Missy!" He and his soldiers run up the wall. Arrows from them
[2026/03/12 16:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/03/12 16:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/03/12 16:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/03/12 16:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/03/12 16:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/03/12 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, two hits
[2026/03/12 16:42] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:42] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/03/12 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: three, who now look literally ready to drop dead... but currently, still animate and lethal
[2026/03/12 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: One attacks Joe
[2026/03/12 16:43] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/03/12 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/03/12 16:43] Joe: the gods are jokers
[2026/03/12 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh-kay.... Joe, 2x D10
[2026/03/12 16:43] D10: Joe rolls 8
[2026/03/12 16:43] D10: Joe rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg oh no
[2026/03/12 16:43] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's a scratch... but....
[2026/03/12 16:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: injury 84: major neuralgia: "Whenever you attempt an action in combat, you must make a save vs Constitution -2 or lose your action."
[2026/03/12 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: both our fighters are now very fucked up!
[2026/03/12 16:45] Joe: for how long does that shenanigans shenanig ?
[2026/03/12 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: until a Heal, or, up to 20 days pass
[2026/03/12 16:46] Joe: oh phew well its better than losing an eye
[2026/03/12 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson: in no great shape, but, flings another rounded egg... Sapphire, roll under 12 on a D20
[2026/03/12 16:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: or Mecha.
[2026/03/12 16:47] Joe: ffs my Con is only 9 so its 7 or less on a D20 to be able to hit. I am having a crisis of faith.
[2026/03/12 16:48] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/03/12 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me did warn ya... if the DM asks "are you sure", don't do the thing!
[2026/03/12 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: jesus that was close
[2026/03/12 16:48] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/03/12 16:48] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/12 16:48] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/03/12 16:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderous great explosion, and bits of alien are flying through the air.
[2026/03/12 16:49] Joe: yes!
[2026/03/12 16:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with the third attack yet to arrive, is where we'll leave it... what a cliffhanger! The party is mangled as fuck and badly beat up... what could possibly go right
[2026/03/12 16:50] Mecha: Hold on before we cliffhanger
[2026/03/12 16:50] Sapphire: we're gonna need a spaceship medbay at this rate
[2026/03/12 16:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: funny you should say that
[2026/03/12 16:51] Mecha: Neopti charges up to Joe. and pounces him. "STOP DOING STUPID HUMAN STUFF! If they run let them run.... You know what I don't even know why I'm here again I'm a third wheel with you two anyway. Not even an official member of your group?"
[2026/03/12 16:52] Joe: "I am duty and honour bound to rid the world of Demons." shrugs. "You fought bravely today. You saved lives. Did you enjoy it?"
[2026/03/12 16:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: she's the only un-fucked-up fighter of the group, and I thought she was going to snuff it *GIGGLES*
[2026/03/12 16:52] Joe: thanks DM Sonja
[2026/03/12 16:53] Sapphire: it's never who you expect
[2026/03/12 16:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's why I love this game
[2026/03/12 16:53] Mecha: Then Find fucking demons Goblins are assholes not demons!
[2026/03/12 16:54] Mecha: Neopti is pissed as she walks back down to fluffles.
[2026/03/12 16:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: I assure you, you'll soon have a surfeit of demons ;-)