[2026/02/19 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: So... you'd got through the goblin cave... no sign of any dragon, though, but you heard a lot of references to yellow tunnels with buzzing lights, and, a planned attack on the village. You also met the alien humans, and, now, you're back at the village
[2026/02/19 14:16] Joe: i want to go to some suitable shrine or temple to pray
[2026/02/19 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, XP awards
[2026/02/19 14:16] Sapphire: the yellow tunnels must be important, the recap is mentioning them
[2026/02/19 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Adventure XP: 690 earch
[2026/02/19 14:16] Mecha: /me leans in listening to the XP stuff
[2026/02/19 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: plus a bonus of 100 XP and 50gp each for rescuing their livestock
[2026/02/19 14:17] Sapphire: we get paid?!?!
[2026/02/19 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: you all should have 1,190xp each and +50gp
[2026/02/19 14:18] Mecha: /me nods
[2026/02/19 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: and for quest completion
[2026/02/19 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: +250xp each, and +35gp each
[2026/02/19 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: so 1,440xp total
[2026/02/19 14:20] Sapphire: do we have to sleep to level up, morrowwind style?
[2026/02/19 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: heh, all fighters... no levels until 2k reached
[2026/02/19 14:21] Mecha: Um not to throw a bucket of water on part of this mainly because it is this ones character getting wet but should Neopti get any gold? She wasn't under contact for the job
[2026/02/19 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap out of the way GGGRRREEETTTIIINNGGGSSSS Adventurers! Other players get balanced parties, you get to be fighters facing magic-using ninjas. Enjoy the TPK.
[2026/02/19 14:22] Sapphire: oh yeah, is the +50 gp each or to be split?
[2026/02/19 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd highly suggest resting, some of you are very badly wounded, you may want to pray at shrines, you may want to talk to NPCs
[2026/02/19 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: you all should have 1,190xp each and +50gp - each
[2026/02/19 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: you may even want to warn the village about the apparant attack
[2026/02/19 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, what you doing?
[2026/02/19 14:24] Sapphire: does the village have a church or just a shrine? Gwen means to head there first
[2026/02/19 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Every village has a least a shrine, twist my arm and there'll be a holy man too
[2026/02/19 14:25] Sapphire: That seems like someone worth talking to and reporting in with!
[2026/02/19 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: what do you say/do?
[2026/02/19 14:26] Mecha: Neopti is going to visit whoever is in charge and give the warning. "Overheard gobbos talking about attacking this town... good luck with that."
[2026/02/19 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who would you be talking to, Neopti?
[2026/02/19 14:27] Mecha: Someone that looks important. This is Neoptis first time in this town.
[2026/02/19 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....define who you think looks important?
[2026/02/19 14:28] Sapphire: "come, let's meet with the residant priest."
[2026/02/19 14:28] Joe: /
[2026/02/19 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, Joe?
[2026/02/19 14:30] Joe: at a shrine, praying
[2026/02/19 14:30] Mecha: Someone who looks like they would be town guard. Neopti doesn't know if they are actually in charge of said guard but
[2026/02/19 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Neopti goes to someone holding a hammer and banging it on a glowing sword. "Whaddye want, can't ye see I'm busy? And why are gobbos walking about town??"
[2026/02/19 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: anything n particular you pray for?
[2026/02/19 14:32] Joe: for myself and my friends to have success, safety, health, wealth, general prosperity
[2026/02/19 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Your god answers thusly: Breatheth thee not crates and barrels in caves that may yette be fulleth of Monsters
[2026/02/19 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/02/19 14:34] Joe: tell me someth i didn't already learneth
[2026/02/19 14:34] Mecha: "Not a gobbo, I's Kobold. Saying Goblins were talking about attacking your town." She pauses and watches Ohhh are you makin' weapons?"
[2026/02/19 14:34] Sapphire: i said i was heading to the religious center in town, tugging neopti along since she's trying to find someone important
[2026/02/19 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: the blacksmith is next to the shrine ;-)
[2026/02/19 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: blacksmith to Neopti: "Aye, and what's this about gobbos attacking?"
[2026/02/19 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: what are you going to say to the holy man while Neopti is being chaotic?
[2026/02/19 14:36] Mecha: I met some humans they were trying to kill gobbos and rescue sheep. While we were doing that some gobbos were talking about a dragon and attacking the town. Didn't see no dragon but figured you humans would want to know what dumb gobbos are doin'"
[2026/02/19 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Blacksmith, pausing, and frowning. "Issat so... you got any proof of this to back up your word?"
[2026/02/19 14:38] Sapphire: "She assisted just today in disrupting a goblin force gearing up to harrass the town, and in helping retrieve the stolen herd of cattle."
[2026/02/19 14:38] Sapphire: Gwennifer stands up for the little 'bold
[2026/02/19 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Aye? Well. Sounds like we better get to evacuatin'. Got any idea when, by any chance?"
[2026/02/19 14:40] Sapphire: She'll pull out the various notes they collected to review what sort of timeline they imply
[2026/02/19 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Implication: "soon"
[2026/02/19 14:41] Sapphire: "I don't know the specifics, but if it's anything like the last time an army column came by foraging...."
[2026/02/19 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Aye, well, I'll warn the others, we'll move out first thing tomorrow. But, we'll need guards - you up for the job?"
[2026/02/19 14:43] Sapphire: "To defend the villagers? of course! To do any less would be an affront to my oaths."
[2026/02/19 14:44] Mecha: Neopti looks around. I do but.. where did those humans go now?
[2026/02/19 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Blacksmith: "Aye, well, get some vituals at the inn, and get some rest. Tell the barkeep he's putting you up for the night, no charge. Least he can do. i'll organize everyone."
[2026/02/19 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...which humans?
[2026/02/19 14:46] Mecha: *The ones in the temple. neopti is talking to the blacksmith.*
[2026/02/19 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're... in the temple... well Joe is, Gwen is with you
[2026/02/19 14:49] Sapphire: "Thank you, sir,"\
[2026/02/19 14:50] Mecha: Neopti looks at the blacksmith."Say have you ever heard anything about a dragon named Daular?"
[2026/02/19 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Anything else, or, we moving to evening in the inn?
[2026/02/19 14:50] Mecha: *Gaular*
[2026/02/19 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Blacksmith: "Daular? Never heard of them. We got no truck with dragons here, missy, we're simple folk."
[2026/02/19 14:51] Mecha: Neoptis shoulders slump."Okay well thanks anyway." Before she starts walking to the inn.
[2026/02/19 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: The inn is a bit sombre. News of potential attacks tend to ruin the mood; it's clear at first that not everyone believes this, but, aren't prepared to risk it.
[2026/02/19 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hearing from old Silas that he spotted little green demons lurking in the woods tends to have everyone convinced, and everyone leaves early to get essentials packed.
[2026/02/19 14:54] Sapphire: "Where do you plan to evacuate to?"
[2026/02/19 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: The innkeeper supplies you with ale and a plateful of food... spell points and full HP are regained.
[2026/02/19 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Innkeeper: "Havenfort, to the west. It's where the Kings militia are."
[2026/02/19 14:55] Sapphire: I imagine Havenfort is fortified?
[2026/02/19 14:56] Mecha: Neopti is listening, but."Oooohhh is that sausage? good stuff."
[2026/02/19 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Innkeeper: "Aye. It's no castle, but, good thick walls, a deep well, and the Kings soldiers. We'll be safer there."
[2026/02/19 14:57] Sapphire: "A solid plan. Some of us can keep watch overnight, and we travel in the morning."
[2026/02/19 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Innkeeper: "Aye. With you guarding us, and a bit of luck, and if we move fast, we'll be alright."
[2026/02/19 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: And then it's the next day!
[2026/02/19 14:59] Sapphire: Before sunrise I take it?
[2026/02/19 15:00] Joe: all fully healed ?
[2026/02/19 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: The blacksmith has a wagon. It's piled high with the villagers' valuables and supplies, and children, and elderly, and maidens. The rest are carrying various implements and tools, the more capable even have a spear or two or a battered old short sword, and form a defensive ring about the wagon.
[2026/02/19 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sunrise, plus 1 hour, and yes, all healed
[2026/02/19 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, roll D20 each
[2026/02/19 15:01] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/02/19 15:02] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/02/19 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: will Joe beat an 11?
[2026/02/19 15:03] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2026/02/19 15:03] Joe: no
[2026/02/19 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg *GIGGLES*
[2026/02/19 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: 9, 10, 11
[2026/02/19 15:03] Sapphire: a straight!
[2026/02/19 15:03] Joe: demands Fortune Bonus !
[2026/02/19 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: In all the hub-bub, a six year old girl tugs on Gwens' cuff
[2026/02/19 15:06] Sapphire: "Oh?" She turns to look down. "Did something happen?"
[2026/02/19 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: The girl nods solemnly. "Momma says bad greenies are going to mean things, and we got to run away. Kitty is scared."
[2026/02/19 15:08] Sapphire: She reaches down to squeeze the girls shoulder. "I'm here to protect you and everyone. And we're going to the kings fortress, where his troops will also protect you."
[2026/02/19 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: The girl nods and squints up at you. "Will you look after Kitty?"
[2026/02/19 15:09] Mecha: Neopti looks around."So you humans are headed out?"
[2026/02/19 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti gets a chorus of assent and more than a few slightly hostile looks
[2026/02/19 15:10] Sapphire: is the girl holding a kitty or the girl appears to be named kitty?
[2026/02/19 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: She's holding something, which she seems to want you to take
[2026/02/19 15:11] Joe: i am staying well out of this wholechilds kitty situation
[2026/02/19 15:11] Mecha: Neopti looks at those giving hostile looks."WHAT?! are you heading out or staying?! Seriously, humans are weird."
[2026/02/19 15:13] Sapphire: She holds her hands out. "Of course, I'll keep Kitty safe.'
[2026/02/19 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: "The item appears completely mundane at first glance - just a plush toy meant for comfort or decoration. It resembles a tiny humanoid creature, roughly the size of a child's palm. Its body is covered in smooth, pastel-colored fabric - predominantly a gentle pink - and it has a rounded, featureless face with two large, glossy black orbs where eyes should be. Atop its head sits a small, floppy bow, woven from a shiny, silky material. Its limbs are stubby and plush, giving it a cuddly, toy-like appearance. Despite its charming design, the figure exudes an uncanny aura - its expressionless face and the unnatural perfection of its features hint at an other worldly origin. The plushie feels almost unnaturally soft and cool to the touch, as if crafted from some unknown, alien fabric."
[2026/02/19 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: gain +1 Kitty.
[2026/02/19 15:14] Sapphire: "Huh. Where is Kitty from?"
[2026/02/19 15:14] Joe: whispers: discretely Detect Evil on the childs plushy
[2026/02/19 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The girl just nods solembly and wanders off.
[2026/02/19 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sure Detect Evil works on an object; it's an area effect
[2026/02/19 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, looks like this:

[2026/02/19 15:17] Sapphire: Gwen straps the Kitty to her back, out of the way of her sword, and presuming the odds the kitty will explode to be approximately zero.
[2026/02/19 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll Wisdom check
[2026/02/19 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2026/02/19 15:21] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2026/02/19 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Although the odds of the kitty exploding are approximately zero, you do realize they're not exactly zero. And it's strapped to you...
[2026/02/19 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: So, moving out?
[2026/02/19 15:23] Sapphire: Surely such an adorable child wouldn't be trying to kill her!
[2026/02/19 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: unless she was an agent of a kobold suicide cult... luckily you did not roll a 20.
[2026/02/19 15:24] Joe: Joe the Paladin suggest the plushy should be examined thoroughly for treasures, traps and secret doors. You can never trust little girls.
[2026/02/19 15:25] Sapphire: it's the towns decision when we move out, really
[2026/02/19 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: wisdom check, Joe
[2026/02/19 15:25] Sapphire: but Gwen is interested in moving
[2026/02/19 15:25] D20: Joe rolls 8
[2026/02/19 15:25] Mecha: Cant trust weirdo humans either but, here I am. Which reminds me are you needing me to go with you? You got your other humans and I still have to find certain beings."
[2026/02/19 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're certain that it doesn't hold any treasures or traps, nor doors, not even very small ones
[2026/02/19 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: The villagers are getting increasingly restless as the sun climbs higher
[2026/02/19 15:28] Mecha: Okay humans time to go. get your march on your evacuation or whatever."
[2026/02/19 15:28] Sapphire: why are they waiting on us?
[2026/02/19 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're the guards!
[2026/02/19 15:29] Sapphire: yeah, going as soon as they're ready
[2026/02/19 15:29] Joe: offs lets go
[2026/02/19 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, moving out... at 3mph... it's about 10AM when something happens
[2026/02/19 15:29] Joe: how many villagers are with us now ?
[2026/02/19 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's mostly heathland, there's shrubs, rolling hills, a few rock formations and trees. The blacksmith calls out to you: "Hey! To our right, you see those?"
[2026/02/19 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: all of them.
[2026/02/19 15:30] Joe: 30? 300?
[2026/02/19 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: You didn't stop to take a headcount, but 30 is more rather than less right
[2026/02/19 15:31] Sapphire: What do we see to our right?
[2026/02/19 15:31] Mecha: Neopti looks out to where the blacksmith is pointing."See what?"
[2026/02/19 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: At first glance, four knights. But knights aren't half human sized, tend not to wear mis-matched leather, and don't ride wolves.
[2026/02/19 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Time to roll initiative!
[2026/02/19 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/02/19 15:33] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/02/19 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Gwen?
[2026/02/19 15:35] D20: Joe rolls 2
[2026/02/19 15:35] D20: Sapphire rolls 16
[2026/02/19 15:36] Sapphire: "Spears at the ready!" she calls out, pulling her own sword free of it's scabbard.
[2026/02/19 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You first!
[2026/02/19 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: They are at least 100yds away, so you know.
[2026/02/19 15:36] Joe: I'm going in axe swinging
[2026/02/19 15:36] Joe: of course
[2026/02/19 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: at what?
[2026/02/19 15:37] Joe: the wolf riding knights
[2026/02/19 15:37] Joe: also regretting not having aqcuired a ranged weapon at some point
[2026/02/19 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: This could be a problem. Want to delay your turn?
[2026/02/19 15:38] Sapphire: we have a whole wagon of stuff
[2026/02/19 15:39] Joe: stuff including bows and crossbows? spears?
[2026/02/19 15:39] Mecha: Are they just standing there or are they riding towards us?
[2026/02/19 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, you got pots, pans, wheels of cheese, sewing machines, apples, bags of flour and a few assorted family heirlooms like water bowls, quills and a book or two
[2026/02/19 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: At this moment in time? Pointing at you and guesturing.
[2026/02/19 15:40] Joe: alright i ready my axe and move between the wolf riders and the villagers, although im sure they will surround us anyway
[2026/02/19 15:41] Mecha: IF they're not attacking, maybe we should just keep moving." As she straps on her blades, just in case.
[2026/02/19 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: ready to receive, okay....Mecha!
[2026/02/19 15:41] Sapphire: "Doubt they only have the four of them. Could be a scouting party." She adds, switching to her bow, because she -did- bring a ranged weapon.
[2026/02/19 15:42] Joe: whispers: grins at Sapphire
[2026/02/19 15:43] Mecha: Neopti says IF they're not attacking, maybe we should just keep moving." As she straps on her blades, just in case
[2026/02/19 15:43] Sapphire: no one stopped!
[2026/02/19 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... they go next.... after having pointed and gestured, they charge! Wolves move fast, even carrying a goblin. They have spears tucked under their arms like lances... two see Joe, standing and making an inviting target
[2026/02/19 15:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/02/19 15:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/02/19 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: This might sting a little.
[2026/02/19 15:45] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/02/19 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me winces, as she rolls 10 damage.
[2026/02/19 15:45] Joe: oof
[2026/02/19 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: And one goes for Gwen
[2026/02/19 15:46] Joe: hang on i think i only have 9 HP
[2026/02/19 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/02/19 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: -narrow- miss
[2026/02/19 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: 9 will do, keep the change
[2026/02/19 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: and one for Neopti
[2026/02/19 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/02/19 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: that one goes wild
[2026/02/19 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe is going to need some help.
[2026/02/19 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti! You next
[2026/02/19 15:48] Mecha: Neopti giggles maniacally and charge at the one who attacked her. She leaps at him, claws out but remembers there are kids, so she switches to a kick in mid air.. Kids shouldn't see her flip out like that.
[2026/02/19 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2026/02/19 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you plan using claws, 2D20
[2026/02/19 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you're going to kick, 1D20
[2026/02/19 15:49] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2026/02/19 15:49] Mecha: does 13 hit?
[2026/02/19 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly no...
[2026/02/19 15:50] Mecha: mid air kick and Neopti sails right by them
[2026/02/19 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dr Voss charges for our fallen paladin. "You're goink to make it!" She quickly takes out a syringe from her box and sticks it in his chest, pressing the plunger. Joe is back to the land of the living, with 1hp, and, currently prone.
[2026/02/19 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson wastes no time with his metal fire stick.
[2026/02/19 15:52] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/02/19 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, that was a waste of bullets. Shot wide!
[2026/02/19 15:52] Joe: whispers: blinks and stares up at Dr Voss
[2026/02/19 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round, back to Joe!
[2026/02/19 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: She's your guardian angel :-)
[2026/02/19 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Especially as she wears white robes.
[2026/02/19 15:53] Joe: apparently so
[2026/02/19 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's Joe going to do?
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sapphire: eh?
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sapphire: excuse me?
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/02/19 15:54] Joe: stumble to my feet and find that goblin scumbag who nearly killed me
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sapphire: does Gwen just not get a turn?
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: hang on a miute
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Why did Gwen not get a go?
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gwen! What are you doing!
[2026/02/19 15:54] Sapphire: Gwen stands tall and draws her bow, loosing the arrow at whichever wolfknight is presenting the best target.
[2026/02/19 15:54] Mecha: Gwen gets a turn
[2026/02/19 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Give Gwen a turn!
[2026/02/19 15:55] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/02/19 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me spins Sapphires' chair round
[2026/02/19 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bow: 2 attacks per round.
[2026/02/19 15:56] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[2026/02/19 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oooh....
[2026/02/19 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: you need some practice at the range.
[2026/02/19 15:57] Sapphire: so those knights have to turn their backs to us, no?
[2026/02/19 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...
[2026/02/19 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: even if I'm generous as fuck... gonna be a miss
[2026/02/19 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: 10, +2 for attack from behind, +1 for close range, is 13
[2026/02/19 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: THACO 20 - 13 = hit AC 7
[2026/02/19 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: goblins are AC 6
[2026/02/19 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: the wolves are AC 7, though.
[2026/02/19 15:59] Sapphire: i'm happy ot hit the mounts
[2026/02/19 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d6!
[2026/02/19 15:59] D6: Sapphire rolls 6
[2026/02/19 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: maximumally efficient strike
[2026/02/19 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf howls in agony and bucks wildly
[2026/02/19 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/02/19 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2026/02/19 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay...
[2026/02/19 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: the goblin isn't so much thrown off as thrown high up into the air as the wolf bucks in pain.
[2026/02/19 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, roll d6
[2026/02/19 16:01] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/02/19 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin lets out a loud "WWWWWAAAAAHHH!" as he arcs through the air. He lands on his back, with a loud CRACK as he breaks his spine.
[2026/02/19 16:02] Mecha: O.o
[2026/02/19 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: regains his footing
[2026/02/19 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: takes your action, but, you're upright.
[2026/02/19 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/02/19 16:03] Mecha: You said the wagon is still moving right?
[2026/02/19 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's some distance away, surrounded by wary scared peasants
[2026/02/19 16:04] Mecha: The one Neopti missed did not turn around so claws up from behind. Hoping no kids see this.
[2026/02/19 16:05] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2026/02/19 16:05] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2026/02/19 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: double or crit?
[2026/02/19 16:05] Mecha: Crit
[2026/02/19 16:05] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/02/19 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 2d10
[2026/02/19 16:06] Mecha: Crit plus 5 damage
[2026/02/19 16:06] D10: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/02/19 16:06] D10: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/02/19 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: makes no odds, he's dead anyway
[2026/02/19 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: check morale
[2026/02/19 16:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/02/19 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Gett'em! We can get them!"
[2026/02/19 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wolves: check morale
[2026/02/19 16:07] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2026/02/19 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're not stupid. Two flee, one limping and howling.
[2026/02/19 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin attacks Sapphire
[2026/02/19 16:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/02/19 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Missed
[2026/02/19 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: And Neopt
[2026/02/19 16:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[2026/02/19 16:08] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/02/19 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti takes 5 damage
[2026/02/19 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dr Voss: fiddles with another syringe, jabs it in Joes' arm
[2026/02/19 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: d8
[2026/02/19 16:09] D8: Joe rolls 3
[2026/02/19 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Heal 3 damage
[2026/02/19 16:09] Joe: yay!
[2026/02/19 16:09] Mecha: Neopti grins wide and looks at the gobbo. She is bleeding heavily but has now snapped."Thank you sir may i have another?"
[2026/02/19 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hudson & fire stick
[2026/02/19 16:09] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2026/02/19 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2026/02/19 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: you may indeed, Mecha, end of comb... just kiddin'! Sapphire!
[2026/02/19 16:11] Sapphire: Another set of archery shots at whichever hostiles present the biggest targets
[2026/02/19 16:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2026/02/19 16:11] D20: Sapphire rolls 6
[2026/02/19 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: hang on...!
[2026/02/19 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got a goblin -right- in front of you, trying to jab a spear in you
[2026/02/19 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sure archery right now is going to work so well
[2026/02/19 16:13] Sapphire: oh
[2026/02/19 16:13] Sapphire: i missed that bit
[2026/02/19 16:13] Sapphire: better to use my sword on him then, battering his spear away with my blade prior to trying to stick him
[2026/02/19 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll take it as a two handed sword
[2026/02/19 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d4
[2026/02/19 16:14] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/02/19 16:14] D4: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/02/19 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: also.... you don't so much "stick" as "slash" with a two handed sword
[2026/02/19 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: He's down.
[2026/02/19 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: end of combat round
[2026/02/19 16:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2026/02/19 16:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/02/19 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins and wolves decide this is a fight to the death!
[2026/02/19 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe!
[2026/02/19 16:16] Joe: lay on hands on myself before the next combat round
[2026/02/19 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gain 2 hp
[2026/02/19 16:16] Joe: ty
[2026/02/19 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2026/02/19 16:16] Mecha: Neopti is going to slash with both claws trying to disembowel the jerk who hit her
[2026/02/19 16:16] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/02/19 16:16] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2026/02/19 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you hit! D4
[2026/02/19 16:17] D4: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/02/19 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Last goblin downed.
[2026/02/19 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wolves reconsider this whole fight to the death thing, and scarper
[2026/02/19 16:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dr Voss: "Try and being more carevul. I haf limited healing."
[2026/02/19 16:19] Mecha: I look at him, my arm moving as if to stab him but is in actuality stabbing the air."No, fighting stupid almost got me killed I have to be smarter."
[2026/02/19 16:19] Joe: whispers: looks at Dr Voss
[2026/02/19 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: And that I think is where we better leave it; you're still a long way to go, and, the mysteries just keep on mounting up...
[2026/02/19 16:20] Sapphire: "And stay off our trail!" she shouts to the fleeing wolves, before double checking the goblins for survivors or clues
[2026/02/19 16:20] Joe: thank you for DMing
[2026/02/19 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: No Clues; scouts travel light
[2026/02/19 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you're welcome!
[2026/02/19 16:21] Mecha: Neopti is stealing the leather and clothes from their bodies."Gonna need to clean this before i use it."
[2026/02/19 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neopti: +1 goblin leather armour
[2026/02/19 16:22] Sapphire: thanks for running, Gamemistress!
[2026/02/19 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: carry more and encumbrance will kick it
[2026/02/19 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: or, even, in.
[2026/02/19 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Welcome, Sapphire :-)