[2026/01/29 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me coughs
[2026/01/29 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: I didn't get the log up... stuff happened instead
[2026/01/29 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: but as I recall it, you'd finally dealt with goblins that appeared after you -noisily- broke open crates, containing literal shit
[2026/01/29 15:00] Mecha: Ah yes, last game we took some damage and Neopti almost tripped herself to death
[2026/01/29 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap out of the way GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEETTTTTIIINNNNGGGGGSSSS Adventurers! Other players hack swamp dragons to death, you fight ankle deep in goblin poo.
[2026/01/29 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: You dealt with goblins, and goblin reinforcements. You can detour LEFT, or keep going STRAIGHT.
[2026/01/29 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Choose your fate.
[2026/01/29 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: MWAH HAH HA!
[2026/01/29 15:02] Sapphire: My instinct is left
[2026/01/29 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: so the paladin finally goes sinister
[2026/01/29 15:02] Sapphire: indeed, this is quite the turn
[2026/01/29 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Are the two bloodthirsty murderhoboes going to go along with this sinistralism?
[2026/01/29 15:03] Mecha: Left it is. Neopti leans against Fluffles as we move
[2026/01/29 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20 everyone, +2 bonus
[2026/01/29 15:04] Joe: follows dutifully, still bearing a lit torch
[2026/01/29 15:04] D20: Joe rolls 13
[2026/01/29 15:04] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2026/01/29 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2026/01/29 15:05] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/01/29 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You notice...
[2026/01/29 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: it starts to smell very much of dog. And you hear little growls and pants
[2026/01/29 15:06] Mecha: Check Fluffles to see if it's them
[2026/01/29 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh no, Fluffles smells much worse.
[2026/01/29 15:07] Sapphire: "....don't goblins hate the smell of dog?"
[2026/01/29 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: do you want to roll INT?
[2026/01/29 15:08] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2026/01/29 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins use wolves as mounts.
[2026/01/29 15:09] Sapphire: "Spears if you have them," she suggests, before taking an anti-cavalry stance.
[2026/01/29 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: in a narrow passage?
[2026/01/29 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pauses to hear your plan
[2026/01/29 15:11] Mecha: How about sw sneak up and see what we can see. Hell if today is the day I am reunited with Gaular. So be it
[2026/01/29 15:12] Sapphire: How rall is the passage?
[2026/01/29 15:12] Sapphire: tall*
[2026/01/29 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Tall enough for a person to stand. Wide enough to walk through.
[2026/01/29 15:14] Sapphire: So the goblins... *could* ride their wolves through here?
[2026/01/29 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: in theory, yes, as long as they were single file
[2026/01/29 15:16] Sapphire: Gwen in the lead, sword at the ready.
[2026/01/29 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who's following at the back?
[2026/01/29 15:16] Mecha: Neopti right behind Gwen
[2026/01/29 15:16] Joe: Joe the Paladin is at the back
[2026/01/29 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you are clearly approaching animal pens, how do you plan entering?
[2026/01/29 15:17] Joe: with tid-bits at the ready
[2026/01/29 15:17] Joe: do wolves eat iron rations?
[2026/01/29 15:18] Joe: standard rations*
[2026/01/29 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: You enter the animal pen chamber. You are about to discover if wolves eat your rations.
[2026/01/29 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see a pen with a wolf, and a pen with....
[2026/01/29 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sanity Check!
[2026/01/29 15:18] D20: Joe rolls 3
[2026/01/29 15:18] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/01/29 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....D%, D100 or, if you prefer, 2D10 :-)
[2026/01/29 15:19] D10: Joe rolls 5
[2026/01/29 15:19] D10: Joe rolls 9
[2026/01/29 15:19] D10: Mecha rolls 4
[2026/01/29 15:19] D10: Mecha rolls 2
[2026/01/29 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/01/29 15:20] D10: Sapphire rolls 2
[2026/01/29 15:20] D10: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/01/29 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: You all lose 1 sanity. Tchoh, you all passed, clearly my game isn't scarey enough.
[2026/01/29 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, you are mildly disconcerted by what you see in one of the crude pens. It's got glowing orange eyes, LOTS of teeth, and limbs that look as powerful as they are covered in sharp spikes, ending in very vicious looking claws.
[2026/01/29 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: They see you and react immediately. They growl/chirp "EEEH EEEH EEEH!"
[2026/01/29 15:23] Sapphire: is it a normal number of limbs?
[2026/01/29 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: if six is a normal number... yes
[2026/01/29 15:24] Sapphire: She adjusts her stance, sword pointed down at an angle that easily comes back up for a strike. "You look like a creature that is badly in need of a nap by the fireplace, don't you?"
[2026/01/29 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: The half hiss, half rattle, and their bodies tense, obviously about to spring at you.
[2026/01/29 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Joe?
[2026/01/29 15:26] Mecha: it's in the pen leave it alone
[2026/01/29 15:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2026/01/29 15:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/01/29 15:26] Joe: if the pen is strong we can leave it be
[2026/01/29 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: They leap at the walls of the pen. One smashes through, sending pieces of wood flying.
[2026/01/29 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Whatever they are, they're out of the pen.
[2026/01/29 15:27] Joe: they?
[2026/01/29 15:27] Joe: how many?
[2026/01/29 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: the same two
[2026/01/29 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll initiative!
[2026/01/29 15:28] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2026/01/29 15:28] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/01/29 15:28] D20: Joe rolls 1
[2026/01/29 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2026/01/29 15:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 17
[2026/01/29 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, you're first
[2026/01/29 15:29] Joe: my plan is to use my flaming torch to drive them back into the pen
[2026/01/29 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're facing two obviously alien creatures that look like nothing else you've seen before
[2026/01/29 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay...
[2026/01/29 15:29] Joe: they will fear fire
[2026/01/29 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you're going to wave the torch at them?
[2026/01/29 15:30] Joe: yes
[2026/01/29 15:30] Joe: and make the noises appropriate for coralling them back into the pen
[2026/01/29 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: They bare viciously long and sharp teeth and glare at you!
[2026/01/29 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2026/01/29 15:31] Mecha: I stand between them and Fluffles. If I'm going down I'm going protecting my puppy
[2026/01/29 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay...
[2026/01/29 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/01/29 15:32] Sapphire: Sapphire is going to brandish her blade and slice them when/if they attack/come into range
[2026/01/29 15:32] D20: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/01/29 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you brandish your blade, certainly
[2026/01/29 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: the slicing? Needs more practice.
[2026/01/29 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: They both attack Joe, clearly unamused at being threatened with fire.
[2026/01/29 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2026/01/29 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/29 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/01/29 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/29 15:33] Joe: the perfect flaw in an otherwise perfect plan
[2026/01/29 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oooh. One claws Joe... successfully
[2026/01/29 15:34] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/01/29 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me winces
[2026/01/29 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh dear.
[2026/01/29 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe goes down.
[2026/01/29 15:34] Joe: oo
[2026/01/29 15:34] Sapphire: do we have any Lay On Hands charges left?
[2026/01/29 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: I wasn't expecting you to fight so many goblins before this point
[2026/01/29 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, players are gonna play.
[2026/01/29 15:35] Sapphire: we were supposed to back up and camp, of course
[2026/01/29 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, you've used your heals.
[2026/01/29 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf is cringing back in its' pen, making a sympathetic whine as Joe goes down.
[2026/01/29 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round
[2026/01/29 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe... D20.
[2026/01/29 15:36] Joe: we should have covered ourselves in all that goblin shit to mask our scent
[2026/01/29 15:36] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2026/01/29 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: omfg... failed by 1
[2026/01/29 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: As you lie there bleeding, you feel the world.... darken... and get a bit distant...
[2026/01/29 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2026/01/29 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: what do you do
[2026/01/29 15:38] Mecha: Gonna try to scare these things from Joe so we can try and get him to safety."Don't you humans have potions or something?"
[2026/01/29 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: How are you going to scare them?
[2026/01/29 15:39] Mecha: Gonna die anyway leap at one and try to out savage it, claws out.
[2026/01/29 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me loves that assessment
[2026/01/29 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2D20
[2026/01/29 15:40] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[2026/01/29 15:40] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2026/01/29 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2026/01/29 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: You leap at them, anyway.
[2026/01/29 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles to the rescue!
[2026/01/29 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll D20
[2026/01/29 15:41] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/01/29 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: maybe get a dog that can actually hit things.
[2026/01/29 15:41] Mecha: Fluffles... run!"
[2026/01/29 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2026/01/29 15:42] Sapphire: are both six-legged creatures attacking still? or did one fall back?
[2026/01/29 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: They both look ready to tear Joe apart.
[2026/01/29 15:43] Sapphire: "Back!" she yells, then *screams* as she charges to slash with her sword, trying to intimidate and attack at the same time.
[2026/01/29 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's the spirit.
[2026/01/29 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20, with advantage.
[2026/01/29 15:43] D20: Sapphire rolls 1
[2026/01/29 15:43] D20: Sapphire rolls 11
[2026/01/29 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: jesus
[2026/01/29 15:44] Sapphire: 111, surely thats enough
[2026/01/29 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: how did I know you'd roll a 1
[2026/01/29 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: well the GOOD news is they no longer look like tearing Joe apart
[2026/01/29 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: the BAD news is they look like tearing -you- apart instead
[2026/01/29 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, there's a Commotion coming from behind you.
[2026/01/29 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: The creatures are slightly put off, one attacks Sapphire
[2026/01/29 15:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/01/29 15:45] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/01/29 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: muddy mildred
[2026/01/29 15:45] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/29 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's just a scratch.
[2026/01/29 15:46] Sapphire: She hisses in protest
[2026/01/29 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: the other attacks Neopli
[2026/01/29 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2026/01/29 15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/29 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: :O
[2026/01/29 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....okay
[2026/01/29 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, 2D10
[2026/01/29 15:47] D10: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/01/29 15:47] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/29 15:47] D10: Mecha rolls 9
[2026/01/29 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: You take 3 damage.
[2026/01/29 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: That commotion is getting very loud now.
[2026/01/29 15:48] Mecha: Think that puts Neopti to 1HP
[2026/01/29 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: I got it as 2
[2026/01/29 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! D20.
[2026/01/29 15:48] Mecha: even better
[2026/01/29 15:48] D20: Joe rolls 2
[2026/01/29 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: You start to feel warmer, more alive. Perhaps you'll be okay, after all.... (That's one failed, one passed death save.)
[2026/01/29 15:49] Joe: thanks
[2026/01/29 15:50] Sapphire: We're about to be surrounded, aren't we?
[2026/01/29 15:50] Joe: i make some feeble noises
[2026/01/29 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: A figure in rather old-looking, somewhat dirty and scuffed green and grey... well. It looks like breeches and a tunic, but with armoured plates here and there, but of some dull black material. Behind him, a female figure in dirty white robes, with eyeglasses slightly askew. The guy holds something that looks like a crossbow made of metal, but, it lacks the cross limb. He shouts something, you don't know what he shouts.
[2026/01/29 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire - what you doing?
[2026/01/29 15:52] Sapphire: Defending Joe from the beasts. Hmmm, I don't have access to Bless or similar at this level.
[2026/01/29 15:52] Sapphire: other than the AC bonus in close range
[2026/01/29 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Attacking anything, or, defending?
[2026/01/29 15:53] Sapphire: does "defend" improve my situation in any way?
[2026/01/29 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Technically no AC bonus - you're both paladins.
[2026/01/29 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: It might; situationally dependant.
[2026/01/29 15:54] Sapphire: She'll go into full defense and try to parry the beasts attacks, which might mean they end up clawing her sword
[2026/01/29 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, defending Joe
[2026/01/29 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's a friend for Joe :-)
[2026/01/29 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hmm, Mecha should've gone next... Mecha!
[2026/01/29 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh. First...
[2026/01/29 15:55] Mecha: Since one is coming for her Neopti is gonna meet it in the middle, leaping to attack, her own blood dotting the floor. Ready to go out swinging. So focused she doesn't even notice the new arrivals.
[2026/01/29 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: The creature that attacked Neopli apparantly seems to think it's slain her. It moves to attack Gwen instead. Next attack it makes against Neopli is with disadvantage as a result.
[2026/01/29 15:56] Sapphire: ( brb, weird noises coming from the plumbing )
[2026/01/29 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2D20
[2026/01/29 15:56] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/01/29 15:56] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2026/01/29 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gaa!
[2026/01/29 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wild sweeps that hurt the air!
[2026/01/29 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: D20 for Fluffles to save the day
[2026/01/29 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2026/01/29 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, get a new dog.
[2026/01/29 15:57] Mecha: /me gets out the hammer another D20 needs to learn a lesson
[2026/01/29 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: The guy takes aim with his... whatever it is... at the creature attacking Gwen. There's a -deafening- thunderous chatter.
[2026/01/29 15:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2026/01/29 15:58] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2026/01/29 15:58] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2026/01/29 15:58] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/29 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: The creature is flung back, spraying blood in all directions!
[2026/01/29 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: The woman in the dirty white coat hurries to Joes' side, and opens up a box and starts poking and touching him near the rather large gash that is pumping out blood.
[2026/01/29 15:59] Sapphire: Gwen crouches a bit, ducking her head in case whatever weapon that was goes off again.
[2026/01/29 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round... Oh wait, there's one fighting Neopli.
[2026/01/29 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2026/01/29 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/01/29 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/01/29 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2026/01/29 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: wow
[2026/01/29 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: two hits became misses
[2026/01/29 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now it's end of round.
[2026/01/29 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! Revived with 1hp.
[2026/01/29 16:01] Joe: hooray!
[2026/01/29 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2026/01/29 16:01] Mecha: Try again on the attack
[2026/01/29 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2D20
[2026/01/29 16:01] D20: Mecha rolls 5
[2026/01/29 16:01] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/01/29 16:01] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/01/29 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2026/01/29 16:01] Mecha: And for fluffles and F*** these dice
[2026/01/29 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, while Mecha is cursing the die?
[2026/01/29 16:02] Sapphire: Gwen moves to rescue Neopti with a sword swing at her tormentor
[2026/01/29 16:02] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2026/01/29 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me takes a breath and exhales again.
[2026/01/29 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Guy with thunderstick takes aim again
[2026/01/29 16:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2026/01/29 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another chattering thunderous roar, and there's PING PING PING and sparks as small pieces of metal bounce off the rock wall!
[2026/01/29 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: It doesn't like that, and attacks him instead now.
[2026/01/29 16:04] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2026/01/29 16:04] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2026/01/29 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Claws scrabble across his armour, but, inflict no damage.
[2026/01/29 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! Now you're in the land of the living? :-)
[2026/01/29 16:05] Joe: i climb to my feet, look around to see if i need to stick my sword in anything
[2026/01/29 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: The last creature is trying to disembowel your saviour.
[2026/01/29 16:06] Joe: *axe
[2026/01/29 16:06] D20: Joe rolls 6
[2026/01/29 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: The woman ducks as your axe hisses loudly past her head
[2026/01/29 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2026/01/29 16:06] Sapphire: does this mean we can get behind the creature and apply flanking?
[2026/01/29 16:07] Mecha: Second verse Same as the first slash with claws try to put 'em in a hearse
[2026/01/29 16:07] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2026/01/29 16:07] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2026/01/29 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not in the melee
[2026/01/29 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: but I think Mecha just solved the problem.
[2026/01/29 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Double damage?
[2026/01/29 16:07] D4: Mecha rolls 1
[2026/01/29 16:07] Mecha: -.- ...
[2026/01/29 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: or do you want to do an Injury?
[2026/01/29 16:08] Mecha: Injury
[2026/01/29 16:08] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/29 16:08] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2026/01/29 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg
[2026/01/29 16:08] Mecha: /me raises an eyebrow
[2026/01/29 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Downed, that strike was a LOT worse than it looks. Purple liquid pumps out all over.
[2026/01/29 16:09] Mecha: Oh good. as the adrenaline fades Neopti falls face first into the blood
[2026/01/29 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: The woman puts a hand on Joes' arm. "You hurt. Me heal." The man lowers his thunder weapon. "We friend."
[2026/01/29 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Their speech is heavily accented.)
[2026/01/29 16:10] Sapphire: Gwen moves up, sword pointing to the floor again. "Thanks for helping us out. I think we all need to get out of here and find a place to camp." she gestures upwards, before moving to pull Neopti out of drowning range of the blood pool.
[2026/01/29 16:10] Joe: "Thanks, I guess." sadly Joe was KO'd when Sapphire protected him and he doesn't know about that. "Who are you?"
[2026/01/29 16:11] Mecha: *brb Neopti is not dead, just figure she passed out from blood loss*
[2026/01/29 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: The woman sticks something over that great gash in Joes' sidem and holds up a thing that looks like a glass pipe with a needle at the end, ready to jab it into Joe. "Friend."
[2026/01/29 16:12] Joe: The needle scares me more than the monsters
[2026/01/29 16:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: The man nods in agreement. "Friend." He jerks a thumb over his shoulder, to the passageway behind. "Not friend."
[2026/01/29 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: The woman says "Help." Then she gasps and points behind Joe.
[2026/01/29 16:15] Joe: Looks around to work out what has happened here since falling unconscious
[2026/01/29 16:15] Sapphire: Gwen stands up and raises their sword, turning to the pointed direction.
[2026/01/29 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Woman: jabs the needle into Joes' arm, depresses a plunger.
[2026/01/29 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's nothing there.
[2026/01/29 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: Roll 1d6
[2026/01/29 16:15] D6: Joe rolls 6
[2026/01/29 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Healed 6 hp
[2026/01/29 16:16] Joe: looks at my wounds
[2026/01/29 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: The woman just smirks, clearly thinking "Every time, never fails."
[2026/01/29 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're still bleeding, but, you feel a lot less like about to drop dead.
[2026/01/29 16:17] Joe: think i need to drink some water and have alittle lay down
[2026/01/29 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: can't hurt, with all the bleeding you've done.
[2026/01/29 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, Mecha?
[2026/01/29 16:18] Mecha: Neopti passed out face first into purple blood
[2026/01/29 16:18] Sapphire: "Back to the surface?" she asks.
[2026/01/29 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: The guy hauls Neopli up and says something. The woman goes over, frowns, looks in her box, frowns some more.
[2026/01/29 16:19] Sapphire: "Thank you very much, as well."
[2026/01/29 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Man: "Not understand."
[2026/01/29 16:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Woman: "Hmm. Not us."
[2026/01/29 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: After a bit of thought the woman takes out a strip of clean linen, and a bottle with a thick yellow liquid in it.
[2026/01/29 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: D20, CON check.
[2026/01/29 16:20] Mecha: Neopti just kind of hangs there, slowly coming to."The Fuck?"
[2026/01/29 16:20] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2026/01/29 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: That fucking stings!
[2026/01/29 16:21] Mecha: Neoptis awake with a hiss."Fucking OW!"
[2026/01/29 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Woman nods. "Friend."
[2026/01/29 16:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: D6
[2026/01/29 16:21] D6: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/01/29 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Healed 3hp.
[2026/01/29 16:22] Mecha: .."Hi Friend."
[2026/01/29 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: She gives you a bright, but clearly "what the fuck" smile as she closes the box and puts it away.
[2026/01/29 16:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'd say that went well, but, technically one of you died.
[2026/01/29 16:24] Mecha: Neopti is upt o five so she is better."Fluffles. Fluffles are you okay?"
[2026/01/29 16:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fluffles is okay, but clearly needs to go to SpecSavers
[2026/01/29 16:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2026/01/29 16:26] Sapphire: "Hi Friends. What brings you two down here?"
[2026/01/29 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: They both answer at the same time.
[2026/01/29 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Cliffhanger!"
[2026/01/29 16:27] Joe: thanks DM Sonja
[2026/01/29 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: ;-)