Goblin Raiders
[2025/12/07 14:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: so.... are we ready to roll?
[2025/12/07 14:01] Mecha: yep
[2025/12/07 14:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: ..and are you ready to role?
[2025/12/07 14:02] Sapphire: which game is this one?
[2025/12/07 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's still At the Planes of Madness
[2025/12/07 14:02] Joe: in the goblin cave
[2025/12/07 14:03] Sapphire: ah, with my hearthfire paladin
[2025/12/07 14:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, you'd just cleared out the goblin cave and met their boss, a hobgoblin, and you discovered some Clues.
[2025/12/07 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: also, I forgot, Quest Award: +100 XP, +12gp each
[2025/12/07 14:05] Sapphire: there's a windmill we were supposed to get to?
[2025/12/07 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap of sorts out of the way... GGGGGRRRREEEEEEETTTIIINNGGSSS Adventurers! Other players get to find chestfuls of gold coins, you get to recover mouldy sacks of flour.
[2025/12/07 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes.
[2025/12/07 14:06] Joe: Scrolls from Hobgoblin voodoo shamans cave:
1. "Dragon growing good. Must be more eggs. Find where eggs are. We show them humans. Snaggletooth."
2. "Griznak says egg in place with yellow walls and funny yellow lights. Even after beating, he says this. Maybe he gone mad."
3. "Bring Griznak to lair at old mill. We 'question' him more. Snaggletooth."
[2025/12/07 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, you can start us off :)
[2025/12/07 14:07] Joe: We could search the local area for the mill
[2025/12/07 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: good plan... if you're local, you may know there's an old mill about an hour north of here.
[2025/12/07 14:08] Joe: my character is not local
[2025/12/07 14:08] Joe: he's from the frozen north
[2025/12/07 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: that complicates matters
[2025/12/07 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2025/12/07 14:09] Sapphire: Gwennifer might be local enough to at least know who to ask
[2025/12/07 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed so
[2025/12/07 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/12/07 14:11] Mecha: Neopti might know the area. The adventure group she was with last did disband in the area
[2025/12/07 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: sounds like you're going to hike north for an hour
[2025/12/07 14:11] Sapphire: if that gets us to the mill
[2025/12/07 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: the mill, at least, should be easy to find. A tower on a hill, with big sails... should be easy enough
[2025/12/07 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: How are you going to approach it?
[2025/12/07 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: (open question, for all)
[2025/12/07 14:14] Sapphire: a grassy hill?
[2025/12/07 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmhmm
[2025/12/07 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, Mecha?
[2025/12/07 14:16] Mecha: How often do Kobolds do stealth?
[2025/12/07 14:16] Sapphire: Gwennifer approaches normally up the path, keeping an eye out for the normal folk who live here
[2025/12/07 14:16] Joe: boldly like a heroic knight, sword drawn, kicking doors open, all that courageous stuff
[2025/12/07 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Often. Kobolds are sneaky and aware of their relative weakness in a toe-to-toe fight
[2025/12/07 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Our two knightly types see: An old mill stands at the top of a hill, now quite old and ruined. A goat path winds up to the old mill.
[2025/12/07 14:17] Mecha: Good point. we're not goblins
[2025/12/07 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, kobold tactics rely on surprise, numbers, and the use of traps
[2025/12/07 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Are you marching right up to the mill itself?
[2025/12/07 14:18] Mecha: Definitely do not have numbers
[2025/12/07 14:19] Mecha: Neopti is going to circle around to see what she can see on this mill
[2025/12/07 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, Mecha
[2025/12/07 14:19] Sapphire: might check out the goat path as well. "We don't want to warn the goblins more than we have to."
[2025/12/07 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha... D20
[2025/12/07 14:21] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2025/12/07 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: looks like the wooden second floor is now a watch platform that overlooks country outside, a rope ladder dangles down.
[2025/12/07 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: it's a path used by goats, rather bare of grass and bushes
[2025/12/07 14:22] Joe: do we see any goats?
[2025/12/07 14:23] Mecha: so they are looking out the front like toward where we came from?
[2025/12/07 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, no goats you can see
[2025/12/07 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: You do indeed see a few little heads popping up and down as they track your progress
[2025/12/07 14:23] Sapphire: So they see us already.
[2025/12/07 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: They got a commanding position, a high vantage point, so, yes
[2025/12/07 14:25] Joe: Joe the Cynic, Squire of the Knightly Order of WinterShard, makes Errol Flynn fanfare sounds, possibly with his mouth, as he strides up the goat path toward the front door of the broken Mill, in a courageous attempt to prove his bravery
[2025/12/07 14:25] Sapphire: "Let's at least *try* diplomacy," she says
[2025/12/07 14:25] Mecha: As that happens Neopti is heading up the back way
[2025/12/07 14:26] Sapphire: "Hello!" She waves her arm. "I am Gwennifer of Flame. We wish to sort out a disagreement with GRimsnarl. Does he play cards, by any chance?"
[2025/12/07 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins, to each other: "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "There owl here?"
[2025/12/07 14:29] Joe: Checking to see if the front door is unlocked
[2025/12/07 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a ruined tower. You can probably push it open easy enough.
[2025/12/07 14:30] Joe: Looks at Gwennifer of Flame. "Ready for this?"
[2025/12/07 14:30] Sapphire: (( wait ))
[2025/12/07 14:31] Sapphire: (( I meant to say Snaggletooth ))
[2025/12/07 14:31] Sapphire: (( Somehow my memory got messed up ))
[2025/12/07 14:31] Mecha: Neopti enters from the back and begins working her way to the gobbo guards
[2025/12/07 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "What this?" "They from da Boss?" "Boss play cards?" "These humans kobold stupid?"
[2025/12/07 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: watch out for the 20' wide pit in the middle of the tower ruins
[2025/12/07 14:33] Mecha: *Does so*
[2025/12/07 14:33] Sapphire: "some other entertainment to... loosen the talks then." She sets a hand to her sword. "I think few of us would getting into a nasty fight when we could have a more friendly contest."
[2025/12/07 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "Hey! You nasty humans, you think we stupid? We set wolf on you!"
[2025/12/07 14:34] Joe: "Let's just simply kill them all?"
[2025/12/07 14:35] Sapphire: "What's the wolfs name?" She looks up. "I think you could be nicer than you are."
[2025/12/07 14:35] Mecha: Is there a way up to the goblins?
[2025/12/07 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "They want know name of wolf?" "Wolf have name?" "Yes, mutt!" "Should we be nice?"
[2025/12/07 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: There is a dangling rope ladder, Mecha.
[2025/12/07 14:37] Mecha: going up.. carefully. dont need nothing squeaking
[2025/12/07 14:37] Joe: "How many goblins are in there?" I shout at the goblins
[2025/12/07 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblins are sufficiently distracted.
[2025/12/07 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "More than three!" "Five?" "Many!
[2025/12/07 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: The fourth one keeps trying to count, but loses count after two
[2025/12/07 14:40] Mecha: going to sneak up behind the nearest one and put one of her tooth blades against it's neck."You and me we're gonna talk. IF I see you signal whoever it is you're talking to I'm gonna bleed ya. Same if your buddy moves."
[2025/12/07 14:41] Joe: I kick the door open
[2025/12/07 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin to Mecha:"One, ... er... One... You! Shush! Me counting!"
[2025/12/07 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll initiative!
[2025/12/07 14:41] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2025/12/07 14:41] D20: Joe rolls 15
[2025/12/07 14:41] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2025/12/07 14:42] D20: Sapphire rolls 6
[2025/12/07 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: Joe just kicked the door down, you got no idea where Mecha is, the goblins are up on the second floor. What you going to do? Oh, and there's a huge pit in the middle of the tower.
[2025/12/07 14:44] Sapphire: how much of a walking space between the pit and the inside wall of the tower?
[2025/12/07 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, the mill is about 30' across, so, not a huge amount.
[2025/12/07 14:45] Sapphire: She pullls her greatsword free. "May the Lady of Flame light my path through this place," she says.
[2025/12/07 14:45] Sapphire: so a 5 foot path?
[2025/12/07 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep
[2025/12/07 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: And... or is that it...?
[2025/12/07 14:46] Sapphire: getting inside so the goblins cannot drop rocks on me, back to the inside wall
[2025/12/07 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you're in the tower, going round to the ladder I assume
[2025/12/07 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gobbos next
[2025/12/07 14:47] Joe: Entering the mill, looking at the layout, stairs? wooden things which will burn nicely?
[2025/12/07 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin 1: "We can get them, boys!" Goblin 2: "Come on you four, time for fighting!" Goblin 3: grabbing bows and tossing them to the others. Goblin 4: "Er, boys? Me got knife at throat here!"
[2025/12/07 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: It's mostly stone and rotten wood. The 2nd floor is very old wood, going to take time lighting that
[2025/12/07 14:49] Sapphire: ladder seems sane, sure
[2025/12/07 14:50] Sapphire: ( And why is the winter paladin the one who wants to set thing son fire? )
[2025/12/07 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: (For warmth?)
[2025/12/07 14:50] Joe: (for heat!)
[2025/12/07 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, action? Mecha?
[2025/12/07 14:51] Joe: go up to the 2nd floor and slash goblins
[2025/12/07 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: got to get there... it'll take you a round
[2025/12/07 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/12/07 14:52] Mecha: NEopti keeps the blade at the Goblins throat. I heard rumor about you having a dragon. If you wanna live long enough for whatever is going on. Tell me." As she is talking Neopti is making sure the goblin is between her and the others as a shield
[2025/12/07 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other goblins don't seem to be paying attention
[2025/12/07 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Big dragon! Kill you. Well, kill humans, not you. Me kill you!"
[2025/12/07 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, end of round
[2025/12/07 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2025/12/07 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Our necromancer wakes late from her slumber!
[2025/12/07 14:54] Joe: Jassie!
[2025/12/07 14:54] Jassie: im sorry...
[2025/12/07 14:55] Jassie: work shit got caught in the loop
[2025/12/07 14:55] Sapphire: would Necromancer have followed paladins or the kobold?
[2025/12/07 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Behind the paladins
[2025/12/07 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: she ain't stoopid
[2025/12/07 14:56] Sapphire: "Get in and don't fall in the pit," Gwen says, making her way to the stairs and checking for any visible hostiles.... any on this floor?
[2025/12/07 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: None you can see on this level.
[2025/12/07 14:56] Jassie: kobold
[2025/12/07 14:56] Jassie: LOL
[2025/12/07 14:57] Jassie: nah, paladins, i wouldnt be able to fit in half the space the kobold can
[2025/12/07 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, what's Sapphire going to do
[2025/12/07 14:59] Sapphire: plan is to get to the second floor
[2025/12/07 14:59] Sapphire: that's a stairs or a ladder?
[2025/12/07 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: You get to the second floor. You see three goblins readying bows. Also, a goblin with a kobold holding a knife to their neck
[2025/12/07 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins are suprised to see Gwen clambering up, they drop bows and grab daggers instead
[2025/12/07 15:01] Sapphire: "Which of your number is your most skillful?"
[2025/12/07 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin with knife to throat: draws dagger and flails wildly to stay Mecha
[2025/12/07 15:01] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/12/07 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: 12 - 4 = 8, miss.
[2025/12/07 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, what do you do?
[2025/12/07 15:02] Mecha: Does this technically count as a grapple as she has him with the blade to his throat.
[2025/12/07 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: why, what you going to do?
[2025/12/07 15:02] Jassie: "oh my! Please don't spoil the merch....the skin on my lovely friend over there!" I say as I see the sncen before me
[2025/12/07 15:02] Mecha: Slit his throat. She was gonna ask a question but he went and did something dumb
[2025/12/07 15:03] Mecha: Now she is ddefending herself
[2025/12/07 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Automatic kill: coup de gras
[2025/12/07 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! If you're climbing the stairs, DEX check to avoid bumping into Sapphire
[2025/12/07 15:03] D20: Joe rolls 19
[2025/12/07 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh vey.
[2025/12/07 15:04] Joe: i would be cautious, you know. I'm not tryingto shove other party members out of the way.
[2025/12/07 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! Joe barrels into you, sending you flying
[2025/12/07 15:04] Joe: However, the big pit does make for any excuse for a good story
[2025/12/07 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: DEX check to keep your footing.
[2025/12/07 15:06] D20: Sapphire rolls 6
[2025/12/07 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire staggers, but, avoids being pitched over the edge and down the pit. The DM is disappointed.
[2025/12/07 15:07] Jassie: hehe
[2025/12/07 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! There's goblins on the second floor of a mill, you're on the ground floor, what do you do?
[2025/12/07 15:08] Jassie: is there any way i can climb up?
[2025/12/07 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can climb up, but, you'll run straight into Joe, and will need a DEX check to avoid Consequences
[2025/12/07 15:10] Jassie: then I will stay down for now, and tell the paladins to make sure our kobold friend is unharmed, very important
[2025/12/07 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: it is, to the kobold
[2025/12/07 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Are you planning on harvesting her organs later?
[2025/12/07 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round
[2025/12/07 15:10] Jassie: what???
[2025/12/07 15:11] Jassie: no i would never
[2025/12/07 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! What are you going to do
[2025/12/07 15:11] Joe: I apologize to Gwennifer for almost killing her, and let her go first
[2025/12/07 15:12] Sapphire: Move clear of the ladder and beat these goblins into submission. "Lay down your arms lest me blade taste your blood!" and punting the first one to come at her anyway.
[2025/12/07 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: How are you doing this punting?
[2025/12/07 15:12] Mecha: btw out of curiosity how did you react to seeing Neopti just slit a throat?
[2025/12/07 15:12] Sapphire: She's a bit distracted at the moment with the other goblins in front of her
[2025/12/07 15:13] Sapphire: well, unless all three are surrendering she's getting into combat range and thus kicking range
[2025/12/07 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Attack roll, D20
[2025/12/07 15:13] D20: Sapphire rolls 19
[2025/12/07 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... roll D6, divide by two
[2025/12/07 15:14] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2025/12/07 15:14] Mecha: *blinks*
[2025/12/07 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: You boot a goblin squarely between the legs. He screams and staggers aside, hands clasped to his proverbials.
[2025/12/07 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other two goblins attack our paladins, Gwen then Joe
[2025/12/07 15:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/12/07 15:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/12/07 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... one is so shocked at Gwens' dirty fighting that he stabs the floor and spends the next round trying to tug his dagger free
[2025/12/07 15:16] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/12/07 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: A goblin stabs Joe for 1 damage
[2025/12/07 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha and Joe, you next!
[2025/12/07 15:17] Mecha: Leaping for the goblin with the sword stuck in the floor trying to grapple and get blade to their throat. If successful she says "Answer my question you get to play with the humans. try anything, you join your friend."
[2025/12/07 15:17] Joe: As soon as there is enough space I slash at the goblins
[2025/12/07 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... D20, attack AC10
[2025/12/07 15:17] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2025/12/07 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: standard attack, D20
[2025/12/07 15:18] D20: Joe rolls 18
[2025/12/07 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha dives for a goblin, misses, slams heavily into the floor.
[2025/12/07 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe smacks a goblin, roll d8!
[2025/12/07 15:18] D8: Joe rolls 2
[2025/12/07 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was going so well
[2025/12/07 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! What you doing?
[2025/12/07 15:20] Joe: That was a warning. Throw down your daggers and Surrender!"
[2025/12/07 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe: roll d20
[2025/12/07 15:20] Joe: sorry i pushed in again, its Jassies turn
[2025/12/07 15:20] D20: Joe rolls 2
[2025/12/07 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me allows this.
[2025/12/07 15:21] Jassie: if there is enough space, I'll start climbing up to have a look, and depending what I see
[2025/12/07 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblins agree to surrender, and drop their daggers. "He say surrender, we better surrender."
[2025/12/07 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie: you see insanity, a dead goblin bleeding out, one doubled over puking, one pulling a dagger from the floor, one injured unarmed goblin
[2025/12/07 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: in the corner, a chained wolf, watching all this with an expression of canine perplexity
[2025/12/07 15:23] Sapphire: "Now then, let's talk," Gwen points her sword to the floor,ready but less threatening.
[2025/12/07 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "Okay, what want talk about?"
[2025/12/07 15:23] Jassie: well, it doesn't really seem like i'm really needed here, but I'll go over and check on the kobold, "you aren't hurt too much right?"
[2025/12/07 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is lying spawled out on the floor, as if she were trying to fly like Superman
[2025/12/07 15:25] Jassie: helps her up, dusts her off, "and checks on her, "nothing too injured right?" I say with an almost creepy grin with a slight glint in her eyes
[2025/12/07 15:25] Sapphire: "we're here about the egg, and the missing livestock."
[2025/12/07 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "What egg? Which egg? Many eggs. Monsters hungry."
[2025/12/07 15:27] Mecha: Neopti gets up and dusts herself off."I'm fine." She mutters
[2025/12/07 15:27] Sapphire: "How about you tell us about the monsters, then?"
[2025/12/07 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins smile creepily. "They mean, they hungry, they kill you!"
[2025/12/07 15:29] Sapphire: "How many? what kind?"
[2025/12/07 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: Many! Why you not go see? (laughter)
[2025/12/07 15:31] Sapphire: "And your masters?" She asks, doing her best to keep her demeanor.
[2025/12/07 15:31] Mecha: Neopti. looks at a goblin. "HAs your dragon sent you to attack any other dragons?"
[2025/12/07 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblin: "Snaggletooth? He kick you ass!"
[2025/12/07 15:31] Jassie: "Oh please do take care of yourself there little miss, we wouldnt want u to get too hurt ok." says with a smile, and pats her shoulder hehehe
[2025/12/07 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins to Mecha: "Ask Snaggletooth, cutie."
[2025/12/07 15:33] Mecha: The cutie part causes her to pause."Really? You think I'm cute?" She shakes it off."Then where is Snaggletooth?"
[2025/12/07 15:33] Sapphire: "Why's Snaggletooth in charge?"
[2025/12/07 15:33] Joe: "where is snaggletooth?"
[2025/12/07 15:34] Jassie: "So this boss of yours? big goblin? Is her any different from you all? I do hope so," tilts her head slightly to the side, with a grin, "wouldnt want to pass up the chance on meeting such an amazing speci.....a strong leader..."
[2025/12/07 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "Skin very green, nice scales. Hot when angry. Cutie!"
[2025/12/07 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins to Sapphire: "Because Snaggletooth boss. Duh."
[2025/12/07 15:34] Sapphire: "Scales?"
[2025/12/07 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins to Joe: "Snaggletooth probably with dragon."
[2025/12/07 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins to Jassie: "He big boss. He kick you ass."
[2025/12/07 15:37] Mecha: Neopti smiles."If you don't point me in Snaggletooths direction I'm about to get very hot..." She pauses."Wait I'm not green!"
[2025/12/07 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "Look green. Try in cave, look for dragon, find Snaggletooth."
[2025/12/07 15:38] Jassie: /me smiles at the goblin, eyes wide, "Well cutie, you seem like a rare one to talk so well." looks to the ones holding him, mind if I have some time with him, once your done?"
[2025/12/07 15:41] Joe: "We need to find out where is the place with yellow walls and lights, where is Griznak, where is Snaggletooth."
[2025/12/07 15:41] Mecha: NEopti heads towards the ladder. Is there anyone blocking the way?" Calling me cute and thinking I'm green. Screw it. HUmans they're all yours."
[2025/12/07 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins to Joe: "You been talking to Griznak? He stupid."
[2025/12/07 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha exits stage left.
[2025/12/07 15:43] Mecha: Actually she is is just heading to the first floor. Gonna wait for the humans and make sure no one sneaks up on them."Fluffles, here Fluffles!"
[2025/12/07 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: what's everyone else doing as Mecha snuffles with Fluffles?
[2025/12/07 15:45] Sapphire: oh, did she release the wolf?
[2025/12/07 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: the wolf is still chained.
[2025/12/07 15:46] Sapphire: "Which cave?" she asks, turning her attention to the wolf, then pulling some dried meat from her rations, walking over slowly to see if the wolf is willing to play nicely with her.
[2025/12/07 15:47] Jassie: gonna get the one who called me cutie, goes to a corner and does the cutting up, takes out the tools, making sure he's special or not?
[2025/12/07 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: "Cave under us. You not as smart as kobold!"
[2025/12/07 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: None of them called Jassie cutie
[2025/12/07 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wolf shows interest in meat.
[2025/12/07 15:47] Jassie: Lyranas
[2025/12/07 15:47] Jassie: but, just gonna do a quick check anyways
[2025/12/07 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2025/12/07 15:50] Sapphire: She'll see if she can share some meat with this wolf and get it friendly with her... how strong is it's rope and leash?
[2025/12/07 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, the chain is fairly sturdy
[2025/12/07 15:50] Joe: If we are done questioning the goblins, we need to put them out of our misery
[2025/12/07 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: :O
[2025/12/07 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh-kay
[2025/12/07 15:51] Sapphire: they aren't in misery!
[2025/12/07 15:51] Joe: we have been paid to cleanse the world of their filth
[2025/12/07 15:51] Sapphire: no... we haven't?
[2025/12/07 15:51] Joe: no, we will be later paid for it
[2025/12/07 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, I guess, the commission of a war crime is as good a place to stop
[2025/12/07 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Joe is right... you WILL be paid back for it ;-)
[2025/12/07 15:52] Joe: are we not paid to kill all the goblins?
[2025/12/07 15:53] Sapphire: Gwennifer is not going to permit slaughtering prisoners of war
[2025/12/07 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, we'll call a halt there... and, I think, we'll call a paws for the holiday season, D&D returns in the new year
[2025/12/07 15:53] Jassie: well, paying isnt too necessary sometimes, but I guess studies need funds too
[2025/12/07 15:53] Jassie: hehehe
[2025/12/07 15:53] Sapphire: you're a paladin, your actual morals should be stronger than whatever you're paid to do anyhow
[2025/12/07 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: I do have a few one-shots planned... watch this space ;)
[2025/12/07 15:54] Joe: yes I agree, but also, they are goblins who are causing a menace
[2025/12/07 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me can see this game going amusing fast ;-)
[2025/12/07 15:57] Joe: thank you DM Sonja
[2025/12/07 15:57] Jassie: ok sonja!
[2025/12/07 15:57] Jassie: thank you all
[2025/12/07 15:57] Joe: Gwennifer of Flame and Joe of WinterShard will have to debate the differing ethics of our orders