Goblin Raiders
[2025/11/30 14:04] Joe: hi
[2025/11/30 14:04] Mecha: Greetings
[2025/11/30 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... we might as we start?
[2025/11/30 14:05] Sapphire: this is... the flesh game?
[2025/11/30 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: mmhmm
[2025/11/30 14:06] Sapphire: /me pulls up Gwennifer of Flame
[2025/11/30 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: last session, you just about entered a goblin cave, on the trail of missing livestock. There's also rumours of a dragon being involved.
[2025/11/30 14:07] Sapphire: there was a decent amount of fighting the goblins as well
[2025/11/30 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap out of the way.. GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSS Adventurers! Other players face fire breathing dragons, you are probably going to die in a dungeon fire that you've suggested starting.
[2025/11/30 14:08] Joe: it was only a suggestive
[2025/11/30 14:08] Jassie: sorry sorry
[2025/11/30 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, there's a cave with barricades... four goblins roasting rats over a fire
[2025/11/30 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two obvious routes: straight, or left.
[2025/11/30 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: What do you do.... Sapphire?
[2025/11/30 14:10] Sapphire: What can we determine about the left and straight paths?
[2025/11/30 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can determine that one goes left, the other goes straight.
[2025/11/30 14:11] Mecha: Wait Neopti went through the barricade and last this one remembers the Goblins didn't pay her any attention
[2025/11/30 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll come to you in a jiffy
[2025/11/30 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2025/11/30 14:13] Sapphire: .....
[2025/11/30 14:13] Sapphire: no, like, visuals of what we can see in those directions?
[2025/11/30 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you're standing in a cave, lit by torchlight in your hands, and by a low campfire in the middle of barricades, so, you can just about see, or rather, just about sense, lots of rock over and around. There appears to be a space left for creatures to go either way, but all you can see is a slightly darker area than pitch black.
[2025/11/30 14:15] Jassie: is there any like... lights or anything? from either of these paths?
[2025/11/30 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: goblins don't really need torches, so, no
[2025/11/30 14:16] Sapphire: oh right, the goblins have darkvision and we don't, hmmmm
[2025/11/30 14:16] Joe: Im holding a lit torch
[2025/11/30 14:16] Jassie: wait this edition of elves dont have darkvision?
[2025/11/30 14:16] Sapphire: the campfire with the goblins were straight?
[2025/11/30 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: whichever way you go, you'll be going past the goblin campfire.
[2025/11/30 14:18] Sapphire: oh, so this is like a big cavern, not a fork in tunnels
[2025/11/30 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: darkvision doesn't work so well when standing next to torches and campfires. Overwise, 90'.
[2025/11/30 14:18] Sapphire: in that case, let's hang towards the darker side, so left
[2025/11/30 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe, what's your plan?
[2025/11/30 14:19] Jassie: well, lead the way, fighting isnt usually my strong point anyways
[2025/11/30 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also: Mecha
[2025/11/30 14:20] Joe: I am simply going to kill the goblins
[2025/11/30 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's direct.
[2025/11/30 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: How are you going to start this donnybrook?
[2025/11/30 14:21] Joe: stabbing with a long sword
[2025/11/30 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Mecha, Jassie, your plans?
[2025/11/30 14:22] Jassie: "well, if you all do kill them, make sure to keep some as intact as possible please." gives a bow
[2025/11/30 14:22] Jassie: at the moment, I shall be content to let the more combat-y stronk types lead the way
[2025/11/30 14:22] Mecha: Gonna watch for a round and then see if she needs to dive in
[2025/11/30 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh-kay....
[2025/11/30 14:23] Sapphire: well, one of your combat types was trying for stealth despite their armor
[2025/11/30 14:23] Sapphire: why in the world are we randomly splitting up first thing?
[2025/11/30 14:23] Mecha: We're not. NEopti is right in there
[2025/11/30 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha was walking towards the goblin, and gets bowled over by Joe, screaming blood thirsty cries (I imagine). Sapphire, your attempt to sneak is kind of blown. Jassie, you're safe behind the sword swingers... for now.
[2025/11/30 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll a d20 to attack, Joe.
[2025/11/30 14:25] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2025/11/30 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay...
[2025/11/30 14:25] Joe: i was thinking more along the lines of just walking up an stabbing them one at a time
[2025/11/30 14:25] Joe: all casual like
[2025/11/30 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: a goblin is gnawing on a rat on a stick. "This roasted good. Hey, what that noise, you hear noise?" Then Joes' sword flashes before his eyes. "Huh? What this?"
[2025/11/30 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblins fling down their rats and grab their weapons and jump up, screaming their own bloodthirsty cries. "He interrupt dinner! Get him!"
[2025/11/30 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: everyone roll initiative
[2025/11/30 14:27] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2025/11/30 14:27] Sapphire: "Light preserve my bones," Gwennifer mutters when their Icy fellow strides right up into a fight.
[2025/11/30 14:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 4
[2025/11/30 14:28] Jassie: not exactly the most intelligent creatures they are, arent they. giggles to herself
[2025/11/30 14:28] D20: Jassie rolls 19
[2025/11/30 14:28] D20: Joe rolls 2
[2025/11/30 14:28] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/11/30 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg
[2025/11/30 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: goblins go first. Seems the initial threat they see is Joe, so... four rusty daggers incoming. Prepare for a case of tetanus!
[2025/11/30 14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2025/11/30 14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2025/11/30 14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/11/30 14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2025/11/30 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: AC 5... Joe is one lucky guy, he's not a sieve.
[2025/11/30 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You're next.
[2025/11/30 14:30] D20: Joe rolls 4
[2025/11/30 14:30] Jassie: yay
[2025/11/30 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: another 4?
[2025/11/30 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: really?
[2025/11/30 14:31] Joe: hey they're your dice
[2025/11/30 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Your sword blade flashes by a goblins' face again. He sees his reflection, decides he's truely a good looking gobbo
[2025/11/30 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire! You're up next
[2025/11/30 14:33] Sapphire: one moment
[2025/11/30 14:34] Sapphire: Gwennifer walks out behind the goblins, sword ready but trying to stay out of their attention until she's behind them, trying to put her heavy blade through one that's not watching her, provided she can get that close.
[2025/11/30 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20, bonus +2 for attacking from behind.
[2025/11/30 14:35] D20: Sapphire rolls 17
[2025/11/30 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... that's what we're talkin' about :)
[2025/11/30 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d4 if you will
[2025/11/30 14:36] D4: Sapphire rolls 4
[2025/11/30 14:36] D4: Sapphire rolls 3
[2025/11/30 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: wow
[2025/11/30 14:37] Sapphire: Gwennifer dislikes violence. This does not imply she is bad at it.
[2025/11/30 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: A goblin hefts his dagger, and suddenly is cleaved literally in half. He goes down without a sound.
[2025/11/30 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha!
[2025/11/30 14:38] Jassie: well thats probably not going to be the best specimen there
[2025/11/30 14:38] Mecha: leaning back and watching."You're not good at asking questions are you three?"
[2025/11/30 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: and on to Jassie!
[2025/11/30 14:40] Jassie: how close is the enarest gobbo to me?
[2025/11/30 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: if plan going the long way to attack from behind? About 60'. Straight towards them? Not quite 20'.
[2025/11/30 14:41] Jassie: /me looks at Mecha, "My dear... all i'm doing is standing behind here, but my two holy friends here really dont like to ask too many questions yes." she gives a chuckles
[2025/11/30 14:41] Jassie: ok, so quite a distance
[2025/11/30 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: in either case you get to make an attack
[2025/11/30 14:43] Jassie: well, I wantt to stay behind my burly friends if possible, and if that being the case, would I still be close enough to a goblin?
[2025/11/30 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: since they're both attacking goblins, yes
[2025/11/30 14:44] Sapphire: "I didn't start this fight either!" She protests, rather backing up her ally. She's going to have *words* with everyone at the end.
[2025/11/30 14:44] Jassie: can i bend forward, just behind joe, reach my hand out and tap the goblin attacking hiim, as i mutter something under my breath, casting chill touch
[2025/11/30 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can... casting Chill Touch
[2025/11/30 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2025/11/30 14:46] Jassie: and there went my /shout MINOR:: FALSE START-
[2025/11/30 14:46] Jassie: there went my SL
[2025/11/30 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: hate it when that happens
[2025/11/30 14:47] D20: Jassie rolls 8
[2025/11/30 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: You reach out and grope at a goblin. He thinks you're trying to steal his rat.
[2025/11/30 14:48] Jassie: not grope!
[2025/11/30 14:48] Jassie: just tap with 2 fingers
[2025/11/30 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Back to start! Two attack Joe
[2025/11/30 14:48] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/11/30 14:48] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2025/11/30 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: one stabs Joe
[2025/11/30 14:48] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/11/30 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: he'll live, it's just a scratch
[2025/11/30 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: One attacks Sapphire
[2025/11/30 14:49] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2025/11/30 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2025/11/30 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2025/11/30 14:49] Jassie: (I cant even see Joe, hes been an orange blob this whole time, tried to manual render and aint working either)
[2025/11/30 14:51] Joe: I want to grab one of the gobbo's by the neck and save it for interrogation
[2025/11/30 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hmm...
[2025/11/30 14:51] Joe: about the dragon rumour
[2025/11/30 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20 to attack.
[2025/11/30 14:51] D20: Joe rolls 20
[2025/11/30 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me blinks
[2025/11/30 14:51] Joe: (teethy grin)
[2025/11/30 14:52] Jassie: ooo there it is
[2025/11/30 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: You grab a goblin by the collar and haul him up. He wails as the ground falls away... and drops his dagger, too scared to attack or resist. "He's got me!!!"
[2025/11/30 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2025/11/30 14:54] Sapphire: That's a good idea, she'll try to grab one of the other goblins in a similar way.
[2025/11/30 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/11/30 14:54] D20: Sapphire rolls 7
[2025/11/30 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: You grab a goblin, but he wriggles out. "Hands off, ugly!"
[2025/11/30 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2025/11/30 14:58] Jassie: she might be afk?
[2025/11/30 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, while we wait for Mecha, Jassie
[2025/11/30 14:58] Mecha: gonna march right up and snag one of the cooked rats and start eating. as she looks at the goblins on the ground."Calm down or my... friend kinda breaks yours. we got questions."
[2025/11/30 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is having lunch.
[2025/11/30 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie
[2025/11/30 14:59] Jassie: ahh okie
[2025/11/30 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Your hand is still glowing blue, Chill Touch still in effect)
[2025/11/30 15:02] Jassie: "and dont worry too much, we just want some questions,"says before tapping the one one that wriggled out of Gwen's grip
[2025/11/30 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/11/30 15:02] D20: Jassie rolls 2
[2025/11/30 15:02] Jassie: LOL
[2025/11/30 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: You narrowly miss freezing Sapphire.
[2025/11/30 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Goblins: check morale.
[2025/11/30 15:03] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2025/11/30 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: The two not dead/held look at each other. "HE GOT HIM!" "LET'S BEAT IT!" They turn tail and run away!
[2025/11/30 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe? You're holding a goblin. What do you plan doing?
[2025/11/30 15:05] Joe: "Anyone got any questions for this one?"
[2025/11/30 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not sure you got time to question it before the others disappear.
[2025/11/30 15:06] Mecha: Where is the dragon. PLus dont you have something you want to know about? Something about cows or something?
[2025/11/30 15:06] Joe: Okay, i chase off down the tunnel waving a sword and a goblin
[2025/11/30 15:07] Joe: sure of myself that my human legs can out-pace the goblin filth
[2025/11/30 15:07] Jassie: hmm where do we disappear?
[2025/11/30 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/11/30 15:07] D20: Joe rolls 6
[2025/11/30 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh well :)
[2025/11/30 15:07] Mecha: Tosses the rat and gives chase
[2025/11/30 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: two fleeing goblins. What you doing?
[2025/11/30 15:08] Sapphire: I would intend to stay with the party so we can all question the goblin we grabbed
[2025/11/30 15:08] Sapphire: is the party splitting?
[2025/11/30 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Mecha?
[2025/11/30 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: I really hope not.
[2025/11/30 15:09] Mecha: tosses the cooked rat and follows
[2025/11/30 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblins manage to vanish from Mechas' sight
[2025/11/30 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie?
[2025/11/30 15:10] Jassie: hmmm
[2025/11/30 15:10] Jassie: I agree with questioning that one since that is the primary purpose anyways
[2025/11/30 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: the goblins escape. You hear their shouts and yells echoing back, fading as they flee.
[2025/11/30 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held goblin: "WWWAHHH! Monster! What you want?"
[2025/11/30 15:11] Mecha: they're going to be bringing help so ask questions fast and be ready for what's coming
[2025/11/30 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, who's asking what?
[2025/11/30 15:13] Jassie: I'm just goling to be a little forward, "Whom do you serve? little one?"
[2025/11/30 15:13] Joe: replies to Mecha/Neopti: "That's okay, we are here to kill them all anyway."
[2025/11/30 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held goblin: "Me serve Snaggletooth! He kill you, he will!"
[2025/11/30 15:14] Mecha: Is Snaggletooth a dragon? Who is the Dragon!"
[2025/11/30 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held goblin: "Haha. You funny, also dead. Snaggletooth have dragon. Dragon feast on your ass!"
[2025/11/30 15:15] Sapphire: "Where's Snaggletooth?"
[2025/11/30 15:15] Mecha: then I want to meet Snaggletooth. Why you taking meat from humans
[2025/11/30 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "Snaggletooth at big base, with dragon!"
[2025/11/30 15:16] Joe: "How many goblins live in this cave?"
[2025/11/30 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "You kobold-stupid. Dragon eat meat, don't it?"
[2025/11/30 15:17] Jassie: /me taps him on the head, dont be rude there, didn't your parents teach u that?
[2025/11/30 15:17] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2025/11/30 15:17] Mecha: It's a goblin so probably not
[2025/11/30 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin snaps at Jassies' fingers, but misses
[2025/11/30 15:19] Mecha: Let's go to this big base. IF goblin want to watch us die. He can point the way to see the show
[2025/11/30 15:19] Jassie: "now now, as I said dont be rude and dont be too hasty, you will enjoy some time with me later." gives a grin
[2025/11/30 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "Me enjoy seeing dragon eat you!"
[2025/11/30 15:20] Sapphire: "You've seen the dragon?"
[2025/11/30 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "Yes! It big, it breathe death, it mean!"
[2025/11/30 15:21] Mecha: Neopti mutters as she walks."Just means you havent been good at serving it."
[2025/11/30 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Do you have more questions, or, what you planning next?
[2025/11/30 15:22] Joe: "is your tribe small or big tribe?"
[2025/11/30 15:22] Mecha: Neopti is ready to go deeper to see Snaggletooth and the Dragon
[2025/11/30 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "Big! With big dragon, and big plan!"
[2025/11/30 15:23] Joe: "Ooh! whats the big plan?"
[2025/11/30 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "Kill you all! Hahaha!"
[2025/11/30 15:24] Jassie: "so a big healthy, strong goblin like you doesnt actually now what the big plan is then..? unfortunate,,,"
[2025/11/30 15:24] Mecha: He's not going to be help. do what you want with him. I'm going this way. He might be good for guiding us to our doom
[2025/11/30 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Held Goblin: "Big plan, big dragon, big unfortunate for you, ugly!"
[2025/11/30 15:25] Sapphire: "I'd rather be guided to our salvation..."
[2025/11/30 15:25] Joe: I kill it like a chicken
[2025/11/30 15:26] Mecha: Meh, maybe you'll find that too.
[2025/11/30 15:26] Sapphire: surprised you found a stump so quickly
[2025/11/30 15:26] Jassie: well, dont throw that body away, looks in rather decent condition
[2025/11/30 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...d20, Joe, +4 bonus
[2025/11/30 15:26] D20: Joe rolls 6
[2025/11/30 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: He's still alive, and tries to kick your throat
[2025/11/30 15:27] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2025/11/30 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me sighs
[2025/11/30 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2025/11/30 15:27] Sapphire: ....which way did those other goblins flee in?
[2025/11/30 15:28] Jassie: maybe just take him out and lets start moving another way?
[2025/11/30 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: They went straight.
[2025/11/30 15:28] Mecha: Neopti keeps moving."He's your problem." AS she moves twards the hall the others took
[2025/11/30 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, now what?
[2025/11/30 15:29] Joe: Joe the cynic, 1st level paladin of the order of WinterShard, follows the group, trying not to get kicked by the goblin he is holding by the throat
[2025/11/30 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblin starts screaming and yelling. "Big ugly has me! Greenies, attack!"
[2025/11/30 15:30] Jassie: would you like some help with it?
[2025/11/30 15:30] Jassie: oh boy
[2025/11/30 15:30] Sapphire: Gwennifer the optimist, paladin of Hearthfire, moves up to walk besides Neopti. "I was really hoping we could jsut talk with these folk. But it seems like Snaggletooth won't listen until he thinks he might lose."
[2025/11/30 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, going straight, following the path the fleeing goblins took?
[2025/11/30 15:31] Mecha: Don't care about Snaggletooth unless he had something to do with my home. i wanna talk to the dragon
[2025/11/30 15:33] Jassie: "well.... i don't know if this is the greatest idea... honestly." shrugs, "but i'll follow along on this with you all>"
[2025/11/30 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... heading deeper into the caves
[2025/11/30 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: you all get to roll 2D10. Sanity check!
[2025/11/30 15:34] D10: Mecha rolls 7
[2025/11/30 15:34] D10: Mecha rolls 3
[2025/11/30 15:34] D10: Sapphire rolls 9
[2025/11/30 15:34] D10: Sapphire rolls 7
[2025/11/30 15:34] D10: Joe rolls 7
[2025/11/30 15:34] D10: Joe rolls 6
[2025/11/30 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie - 2D10
[2025/11/30 15:36] D10: Jassie rolls 9
[2025/11/30 15:36] D10: Jassie rolls 8
[2025/11/30 15:36] Jassie: sorry
[2025/11/30 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: you all failed *GIGGLES*
[2025/11/30 15:36] Jassie: hahaha
[2025/11/30 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: -1 Sanity for all.
[2025/11/30 15:37] Joe: any reason or just for fun?
[2025/11/30 15:37] Sapphire: i feel we're about to find out
[2025/11/30 15:37] Mecha: could be both
[2025/11/30 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see a smaller chamber, a shamans' shrine. Decorated with crude skull totems, glowing fungus, and painted glyphs. It's quite unnerving with some of the.... trophies... that are stuck on pikes all round. You see a large hobgoblin glaring hatefully at you, with two scared goblins pointing. "There! Big uglies!" A wolf growls nearby, teeth bared.
[2025/11/30 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll initiative! :)
[2025/11/30 15:38] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2025/11/30 15:38] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2025/11/30 15:39] D20: Jassie rolls 8
[2025/11/30 15:40] Sapphire: Gwennifer's attention checks the skulls for what species they seem to be. Are they bloody, scrapped clean, or charred black?
[2025/11/30 15:40] D20: Sapphire rolls 16
[2025/11/30 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Some bloody, some shattered and stitched together, a few with fish shoved in the mouths, a few shrunken, more than one dangling strips of rotten flesh, one or two with nails hammered in.
[2025/11/30 15:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2025/11/30 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin: "Rat boys, you better attack! NOW! Get'em, Fang!"
[2025/11/30 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: The goblins charge forwards to attack Joe
[2025/11/30 15:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2025/11/30 15:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2025/11/30 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: uh oh.
[2025/11/30 15:43] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/11/30 15:43] Jassie: oh thankfully the one
[2025/11/30 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: yes, but, roll 2D10
[2025/11/30 15:43] Joe: Joe stuffs our friendly little goblin helper into the wolfs mouth to distract it
[2025/11/30 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d10 first ;)
[2025/11/30 15:43] D10: Joe rolls 9
[2025/11/30 15:43] D10: Joe rolls 3
[2025/11/30 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: 93... well, that has no effect.
[2025/11/30 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Wolf springs at Sapphire!
[2025/11/30 15:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/11/30 15:44] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/11/30 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bit for three points damage.
[2025/11/30 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! You're first
[2025/11/30 15:45] Sapphire: 3 damage of my 8 health?
[2025/11/30 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmhmm
[2025/11/30 15:46] Jassie: electricity goes through my hands as I tap the wolf that bit sapphire, and then back off to the entrance way
[2025/11/30 15:46] Jassie: shocking grasp
[2025/11/30 15:47] Jassie: says no saving
[2025/11/30 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2025/11/30 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's a touch spell, so, hit roll required
[2025/11/30 15:48] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2025/11/30 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d8
[2025/11/30 15:48] D8: Jassie rolls 6
[2025/11/30 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf YELPS, his fur standing on end as he is shocked!
[2025/11/30 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe! You next
[2025/11/30 15:50] Joe: Throw the goblin into the face of the hobgoblin, stick my sword through the hobgoblin
[2025/11/30 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... d20 I think
[2025/11/30 15:51] D20: Joe rolls 10
[2025/11/30 15:51] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2025/11/30 15:51] Sapphire: checking the combat order, what enemies are visible and do any have alarming positions relative to us?
[2025/11/30 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: You lob the goblin. The hobgoblin evades the clumsy projectile easily. The goblin slams into the floor, head first, his neck bending awkwardly. *CRACK* He doesn't move again.
[2025/11/30 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll tell you after Mechas' go, at the moment, 1x Hobgoblin, 2x Goblin, 1x Shocked Wolf
[2025/11/30 15:53] Mecha: NEopti is gonna leap at the Hobgoblin, trying to slash him."Where's Snagglebrain, where is the Dragon I WANT ANSWERS!!"
[2025/11/30 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d20
[2025/11/30 15:54] Sapphire: 2 ?
[2025/11/30 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2.
[2025/11/30 15:54] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2025/11/30 15:54] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/11/30 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2025/11/30 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: that.... isn't fucking possible....
[2025/11/30 15:54] Mecha: /me is unsure whether to laugh or cry at that one
[2025/11/30 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: d4, then
[2025/11/30 15:55] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[2025/11/30 15:55] Sapphire: ( that configuration happens 1 in 400 times! )
[2025/11/30 15:55] Jassie: lol that roll
[2025/11/30 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: You slash at the hobgoblins' throat... deeply. He goes down, gurgling, blood spraying over everything.
[2025/11/30 15:56] Joe: that was a pretty amazing roll
[2025/11/30 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: 1x shocked wolf, 2x goblins
[2025/11/30 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Position: you're in the entrance to a small chamber
[2025/11/30 15:57] Mecha: Noooo GIVE ME ANSWERS DAMN YOU!!!!
[2025/11/30 15:58] Sapphire: Gwennifer swings her sword in the wolfs direction and screams at it, a language the beast can understand
[2025/11/30 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: You'll need a ouija board at this stage.
[2025/11/30 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2025/11/30 15:58] Sapphire: *making notes for the other campaign's chracter*
[2025/11/30 15:58] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2025/11/30 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: You swing the sword over the wolfs' head.
[2025/11/30 15:59] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2025/11/30 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wolf has been zapped by bizarre forces, and it fucks off, darting past Sapphire and fleeing with a loud howl
[2025/11/30 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: the goblins scream, look at each other, scream again, and run like fuck to the back of the cave, where you can see a murky pool.
[2025/11/30 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, what you going to do?
[2025/11/30 16:03] Jassie: not give chase
[2025/11/30 16:03] Jassie: LOL
[2025/11/30 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: probably wise
[2025/11/30 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Joe?
[2025/11/30 16:03] Joe: I offer to Lay-On-Hands (2HP restored) Jassie/Lyranas after seeing her get injured
[2025/11/30 16:03] Sapphire: Gwen looks around to check if this is a dead-end chamber
[2025/11/30 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie is uninjured. I assume you mean Sapphire
[2025/11/30 16:03] Jassie: wait i got injured?
[2025/11/30 16:04] Jassie: oh lol
[2025/11/30 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: Healed 2hp
[2025/11/30 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2025/11/30 16:04] Sapphire: *does* Joe actually heal me?
[2025/11/30 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: I assume you didn't try to stop him, so, yes?
[2025/11/30 16:05] Mecha: Gonna search the hob and the workroom
[2025/11/30 16:05] Joe: only with consent
[2025/11/30 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: there's a fleeing wolf and two goblins booking it to a pool at the back of the cave.
[2025/11/30 16:06] Sapphire: She'll accept the heal, i first thought offering it to someone else was an intentional snub
[2025/11/30 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: no, it's losing track of precise nicks
[2025/11/30 16:06] Sapphire: She is however going to stride to this pool "And where do you two think you're going?"
[2025/11/30 16:06] Joe: (how often can I LayOnHands ?)
[2025/11/30 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: The two goblins flip you a birdie and dive in headfirst. Water splashes about... and... silence.
[2025/11/30 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1x per day.
[2025/11/30 16:07] Jassie: checks on the dead goblin, gives a nod, while reaching onto her belt, as you see her take out a small folded up leather case of sorts, unfolds it, and its a whole bunch of steel tools
[2025/11/30 16:07] Sapphire: ( or similarly, that you have 2 hp of healing per day )
[2025/11/30 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha: you find three pieces of parchment on the hobgoblin
[2025/11/30 16:07] Sapphire: ( I think we're allowed to split it up? but it's a single pool )
[2025/11/30 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2hp per level per day
[2025/11/30 16:08] Mecha: Who here can read?
[2025/11/30 16:08] Sapphire: ....my sheet makes no mention of literacy
[2025/11/30 16:08] Jassie: proceeds to look at her tools, and choose the scalpel, lays the goblin on the ground and begins to cut him open down the middle
[2025/11/30 16:08] Mecha: Neopti is asking the characters
[2025/11/30 16:09] Jassie: takes another tool after putting the scalpel down, and basically begins prying or pushing open the ribs
[2025/11/30 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you have INT > 9, anyone who can reasonably be expected to
[2025/11/30 16:09] Jassie: noone is asking me specifically, as I'm too in my zone
[2025/11/30 16:09] Joe: (looks in horror at Lyranus/Jassie's activities of dissecting the goblin)
[2025/11/30 16:10] Sapphire: i appear to have INT 10. "reasonably be expected to.... well I at least went to church parish school probably. "
[2025/11/30 16:10] Sapphire: ( oh, right )
[2025/11/30 16:10] Jassie: i want to see if there's any kind of differences from the usual goblins i've opened up in the past
[2025/11/30 16:10] Sapphire: "I've learned my letters," she turns to answer Neopti, and then pauses at their necromancer... "what are you *doing* to that poor goblin?"
[2025/11/30 16:10] Jassie: any telltale differences in their physiology and their innards
[2025/11/30 16:10] Mecha: Neopti gives the parchments to Sapphires character before heading to the back where the pool is
[2025/11/30 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: From what you can see - no
[2025/11/30 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, you see three notes
[2025/11/30 16:11] Joe: "They are all the same. Like rats. Vermin."
[2025/11/30 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1. "Dragon growing good. Must be more eggs. Find where eggs are. We show them humans. Snaggletooth."
[2025/11/30 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2. "Griznak says egg in place with yellow walls and funny yellow lights. Even after beating, he says this. Maybe he gone mad."
[2025/11/30 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3. "Bring Griznak to lair at old mill. We 'question' him more. Snaggletooth."
[2025/11/30 16:12] Sapphire: "Spoken like a man who's never fed apple slices to a rat," she quips before reading through the notes.
[2025/11/30 16:12] Jassie: /me spins her head around with a grin and almost hazed over eyes, "well, always good to check if there is any telltale marks or something different, never know what you might find sometimes." breathing heavily as she begins cleaning up her tools with prestidigation and folds the case back up and puts it back around her belt
[2025/11/30 16:13] Sapphire: "Lair at old mill! That sounds like it's worth checking out. They're beating information out of someone called Griznak. But.... that note is signed by snaggletooth."
[2025/11/30 16:13] Jassie: she looks manic and almost way more energetic than before
[2025/11/30 16:14] Jassie: if u looked at the tools in the case, you would have seen multiple different scalpels of different sizes, pliers of sorts, a bonecrusher, a bonesaw
[2025/11/30 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone gains 300xp.
[2025/11/30 16:15] Joe: (contemplates LayOfHands might sometimes be channeling weird af spiritual energy, makes a mental note to ask someone about this when he returns to WinterShard)
[2025/11/30 16:15] Jassie: aww no level
[2025/11/30 16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not yet.
[2025/11/30 16:15] Sapphire: is this our first 300 xp ?
[2025/11/30 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: but that seems a good place to stop for tonight :)
[2025/11/30 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes, first of many.
[2025/11/30 16:16] Jassie: yesss that would be a good one
[2025/11/30 16:16] Joe: Thanks DM Sonja!
[2025/11/30 16:16] Jassie: and the first dissection
[2025/11/30 16:16] Mecha: Very good game
[2025/11/30 16:16] Jassie: many more to come
[2025/11/30 16:16] Sapphire: thanks for running!
[2025/11/30 16:16] Joe: much fun
[2025/11/30 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's good to see you all playing your characters
[2025/11/30 16:16] Jassie: mueheheh
[2025/11/30 16:16] Jassie: thanks sonja!
[2025/11/30 16:16] Jassie: hugs
[2025/11/30 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: and, no doubt, you're realizing... the slow ramping up has started ;)