[2025/08/10 14:12] Mecha: okay, welcome to tonights edition of who is gonna bribe the DM to survive this
[2025/08/10 14:12] Jassie: probably ded
[2025/08/10 14:13] Andreas: ah so dice are rigged again I see =)
[2025/08/10 14:13] Sapphire: /me pulls out coffee mugs, shares
[2025/08/10 14:14] Jassie: hahaha
[2025/08/10 14:14] Andreas: ah we're swapping to "pay to win"
[2025/08/10 14:14] Mecha: Please If this one knew how to rig the dice the games where she is the player would go better
[2025/08/10 14:16] Mecha: When we last left our heroes They were fighting a rampaging monster. However you four are in an inn preparing to go to Timbers Cove.
[2025/08/10 14:16] Sapphire: We should probably check in with these "heros" at some point
[2025/08/10 14:16] Sapphire: They might have some advice for us
[2025/08/10 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: HP and spells recovered?
[2025/08/10 14:18] Mecha: Yep, you all slept and have health and spells recovered
[2025/08/10 14:19] Jassie: i prep my equipments, taking my hatchet and equipment
[2025/08/10 14:20] Andreas: /me observing the situation with slightly confused and stupid expression "We are looking for someone aren't we?"
[2025/08/10 14:21] Sapphire: What were we hoping to find in Timbers Cove?
[2025/08/10 14:21] Mecha: A goblin with an artifact from the temple / burial mound/ the weird place
[2025/08/10 14:21] Jassie: "Yes we are,"
[2025/08/10 14:22] Jassie: "so we can get out of this eating and drinking issue we had inside."
[2025/08/10 14:22] Mecha: yes
[2025/08/10 14:23] Mecha: So time to head out?
[2025/08/10 14:23] Andreas: /me nods
[2025/08/10 14:23] Sapphire: Might as well, yeah! Won't find cool masks and artifacts sitting in the tavern
[2025/08/10 14:24] Jassie: yes we should, sooner we solve this problem, the betetr it is I guess
[2025/08/10 14:24] Jassie: what cool masks Ana?
[2025/08/10 14:25] Andreas: /me "yeah we have that so called 'forever' problem, so we shouldn't idle for too long"
[2025/08/10 14:26] Sapphire: Like the cursed maskes we're supposed to be tracking down.
[2025/08/10 14:26] Jassie: "ahh yes, those masks, got it." slides mask into clothes.
[2025/08/10 14:26] Andreas: /me nods
[2025/08/10 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're supposed to. Kaelin can take a relaxed view of this.
[2025/08/10 14:27] Jassie: So lets start going there then
[2025/08/10 14:27] Sapphire: Ana packs her stuff up, and makes sure the tab is paid up
[2025/08/10 14:28] Jassie: helps with tab!
[2025/08/10 14:29] Jassie: "ok now they aint weak or sad, they're so cool! especially Ana!"
[2025/08/10 14:29] Mecha: Tab is paid and the warforged ballerina smiles at you."Come back any time.
[2025/08/10 14:30] Sapphire: Ana is now ready to head out to their next destination!
[2025/08/10 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Any flowers I can pick?
[2025/08/10 14:31] Jassie: please send your mistress our thanks! maybe we'll see her again when we are done from this quest of ours!
[2025/08/10 14:31] Andreas: /me turns at ballerina "Thank you for your service and meal" grins a bit
[2025/08/10 14:31] Mecha: Some flowers but they are there as decoration to the inn
[2025/08/10 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: No one will miss them, surely
[2025/08/10 14:32] Jassie: (HAHA kaelin just straight up stealing now)
[2025/08/10 14:33] Mecha: okay there are red ones, purple ones, yellow ones and an orangish red one with a long pistil in the middle
[2025/08/10 14:33] Jassie: well, i dont know bout destruction, and what true power is, I just wanna drink and enjoy.
[2025/08/10 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: <.<
[2025/08/10 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: >.>
[2025/08/10 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Let's swipe that last one.
[2025/08/10 14:34] Jassie: (XDD I knew it)
[2025/08/10 14:34] Andreas: /me looks at Kaelin "they are not that pretty, you probably find better on the way to Timber Cove"
[2025/08/10 14:34] Mecha: okay you do so, and hear a hissing sound as soon as you do
[2025/08/10 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: This place got a snake infestation?
[2025/08/10 14:35] Sapphire: like a snake or like a bomb-om?
[2025/08/10 14:35] Mecha: like a bob- onb
[2025/08/10 14:36] Mecha: bob-omb even
[2025/08/10 14:36] Jassie: maybe not take it....lol
[2025/08/10 14:36] Jassie: I'm not into men
[2025/08/10 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fuck men, what's hissing?
[2025/08/10 14:36] Jassie: HAHA
[2025/08/10 14:36] Jassie: chuckles under her breath at Kaelin's remark
[2025/08/10 14:36] Andreas: /me "Kaelin, put it back and let's move ... " grabs Kaelin by hand and starts dragging her towards exit door
[2025/08/10 14:37] Mecha: *You're already outside.*
[2025/08/10 14:37] Andreas: ah
[2025/08/10 14:38] Andreas: /me do the same, just dragging Kaelin away from the flowers .... wherever the pathwalk leads us
[2025/08/10 14:38] Andreas: *walkpath
[2025/08/10 14:38] Sapphire: Ana starts marching her way down the street, stretching her arms as she moves, getting used to the new way their armor fits.
[2025/08/10 14:38] Mecha: Mistress make a reflex save please
[2025/08/10 14:39] Jassie: puts arm around Ana, walking with her good friend and whistling
[2025/08/10 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: From a snake? I'm still unclear on the nature of the hisser
[2025/08/10 14:39] Mecha: it's coming from the flower
[2025/08/10 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yeah, no, fuck the flower. Where's the men?
[2025/08/10 14:39] Mecha: So you drop the flower then?
[2025/08/10 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep, the Lady of Flowers has no hissing blooms
[2025/08/10 14:40] Jassie: XD
[2025/08/10 14:41] Mecha: as it falls it explodes. Not a major explosion but it has a lot of smoke and soot. The Tiefling comes up, seeing that."HAHA, it works! Thanks for testing it for me."
[2025/08/10 14:41] Mecha: No Damage from it
[2025/08/10 14:42] Mecha: So you're all off to see the wizard?
[2025/08/10 14:42] Andreas: /me turns and runs a bit to catch up with Ana and Jasse
[2025/08/10 14:42] Jassie: the wonderful wizard of Oz
[2025/08/10 14:42] Jassie: yes
[2025/08/10 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: yep, maybe he has flowers?
[2025/08/10 14:42] Mecha: in this case more like wizard of odd
[2025/08/10 14:44] Mecha: okay you travel a little ways. The sky is blue and all the trees are green, the sun is warm like a baked potato
[2025/08/10 14:45] Mecha: You do pass some travelers, merchants, families moving along
[2025/08/10 14:45] Sapphire: are their wizards who aren't odd?
[2025/08/10 14:46] Jassie: do we happen to be walking on a yellow brick road?
[2025/08/10 14:47] Mecha: Nope. Just random travelers. You also pass random adventuring groups. One of which is talking a bit louder than they should. "I know man we just have to collect the horns of Shinigumi and we can save the world.
[2025/08/10 14:47] Jassie: horns of shinigami?
[2025/08/10 14:49] Andreas: /me turns to the group and asks loudly towards the group "Horns of what? to safe the world you said?"
[2025/08/10 14:50] Mecha: The adventurer looks up."Yeah, we're on a quest. We ran into the demon named Shinigumi who tried to destroy us. But some wise old man saved us and told us we need to collect the horns to keep him from getting in to power.
[2025/08/10 14:51] Sapphire: "I feel like I've heard of those horns before..."
[2025/08/10 14:52] Andreas: /me "Did he tell you where to find those horns?"
[2025/08/10 14:52] Mecha: Why do you ask?
[2025/08/10 14:52] Jassie: when did the floating head have horns?
[2025/08/10 14:53] Andreas: /me "I'm asking because saving world sounds like a good thing, and even we're now about to pick up something, we possibly could later on help you or vice versa, say so" shrugs
[2025/08/10 14:55] Mecha: Well he had one but it was lopsided on the left side only..."
[2025/08/10 14:55] Sapphire: "Any word of powerful masks?"
[2025/08/10 14:55] Mecha: Wait you saw the floating head as well?
[2025/08/10 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Maybe. We're pursuing some lines of investigation."
[2025/08/10 14:56] Jassie: "yea, he flies around shouting cliffhanger quite often yes!"
[2025/08/10 14:56] Sapphire: "He hates garlic. Or was it onions?"
[2025/08/10 14:56] Andreas: (lol)
[2025/08/10 14:56] Mecha: Adventurer: Yeah it was garlic!
[2025/08/10 14:57] Mecha: Roll for intelligence to see if you remember
[2025/08/10 14:58] Andreas: /me looks at Ana "it were onions"
[2025/08/10 14:59] Mecha: *never mind*
[2025/08/10 14:59] Jassie: hahahaha
[2025/08/10 15:00] Mecha: Adventurer."Well it was nice to meet you all. We need to go." And with that his group walks off.
[2025/08/10 15:01] Sapphire: "Oh, I'm Ana! Who are you?"
[2025/08/10 15:02] Mecha: "Travis! Travis MIles!"
[2025/08/10 15:03] Jassie: he's ded
[2025/08/10 15:03] Mecha: And with that the group of Adventurers walk on the same direction you just came from.
[2025/08/10 15:06] Mecha: So what now?
[2025/08/10 15:06] Jassie: walk on ahead!
[2025/08/10 15:07] Andreas: /me nods
[2025/08/10 15:07] Sapphire: ye
[2025/08/10 15:08] Jassie: im sure nothing else will jump out at us
[2025/08/10 15:08] Mecha: okay, off you go. You are welcome to converse as you're walking
[2025/08/10 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Any flowers here?
[2025/08/10 15:09] Jassie: i'll help Kaelin with flower gathering if she wants to
[2025/08/10 15:10] Sapphire: what's the terrain like out here?
[2025/08/10 15:10] Mecha: mostly flat. occasional hills but nothing major
[2025/08/10 15:10] Mecha: You do find a feew daisies and sunflowers but nothing spectacular
[2025/08/10 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: A few daisies are a good start. Does the mighty oak not sprout from a humble acorn
[2025/08/10 15:12] Jassie: helps Kaelin out, while making small talk, "so why the collecting of flowers?"
[2025/08/10 15:12] Mecha: True
[2025/08/10 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me already told this... "For spell casting rituals."
[2025/08/10 15:13] Jassie: i have never seen u cast with them?
[2025/08/10 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me looks at Jassie. "And you're a warrior but I never saw you kill anything."
[2025/08/10 15:14] Mecha: <.<
[2025/08/10 15:14] Mecha: >.>
[2025/08/10 15:15] Sapphire: "Those zombies!"
[2025/08/10 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "They were already dead."
[2025/08/10 15:15] Jassie: thats fair i guess....
[2025/08/10 15:17] Mecha: All right as you travel and talk and throw shade after a few hours you see it in the distance. High walls, people milling around those walls.
[2025/08/10 15:18] Sapphire: stone walls or wood?
[2025/08/10 15:18] Sapphire: are the ditches dry or wet?
[2025/08/10 15:19] Mecha: Stone walls there is some dampness to ditches out by you
[2025/08/10 15:20] Jassie: is there a gate of sorts?
[2025/08/10 15:21] Mecha: As you get closer you do see a gate. It's not huge, but big enough for travelers and merchants to pass through
[2025/08/10 15:21] Sapphire: open currently? how attentive are the guards?
[2025/08/10 15:21] Sapphire: Watching or extracting tarrifs?
[2025/08/10 15:22] Mecha: no idea, you are still a distance away. and as you approach a mighty roar echoes through the land.
[2025/08/10 15:23] Sapphire: Ana wraps her hand around her shield, getting it ready for a fight
[2025/08/10 15:24] Jassie: pulls out her polearm, looking around for the source of the roar
[2025/08/10 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "I'll watch and see who you kill, little warrior."
[2025/08/10 15:25] Andreas: /me keeps walking towards the gate
[2025/08/10 15:25] Jassie: I ain't little!!
[2025/08/10 15:26] Jassie: flower power girl
[2025/08/10 15:26] Mecha: okay, the people around are screaming and trying to hide as Shinigume appears along with the masked goblin you all ran into earlier
[2025/08/10 15:27] Mecha: Andreas does not notice because he has kept walking.
[2025/08/10 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin (sighs): "Now what?"
[2025/08/10 15:27] Jassie: stupid head!
[2025/08/10 15:29] Mecha: Shinigumo smiles."So glad you asked." As he smiles and the mask pulls off the goblin, who is now confused and scared, before trying to run away.
[2025/08/10 15:29] Sapphire: hey! That goblin! Ana gives chase, intending to grab hold of them
[2025/08/10 15:29] Sapphire: oh! Well, it's the mask we want. "Shinigumo!"
[2025/08/10 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me keeps eyes on the mask. Fuck the goblin, that's just a mook
[2025/08/10 15:30] Jassie: makes sure mask is safe
[2025/08/10 15:31] Mecha: The mask is safe but it is floating around Shinigumo and it is soon followed by several more
[2025/08/10 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: more masks???
[2025/08/10 15:32] Andreas: /me is Shinigumo turned back towards me as I'm keep walking closer to the gate?
[2025/08/10 15:32] Sapphire: Ana looks up with her exposed face, eyeing the cluster of masks. "Where did yuo find all these?!"
[2025/08/10 15:33] Jassie: wait how many are there?
[2025/08/10 15:33] Mecha: "Oh doing a bit of this and that. what have you been doing?"
[2025/08/10 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Trying to find flowers, do you know how hard that is?"
[2025/08/10 15:33] Sapphire: ....one mask for each of us, isn't it?
[2025/08/10 15:34] Mecha: You were told the number and counting now it would appear he has them all
[2025/08/10 15:35] Sapphire: ...how high above the ground is he floating?
[2025/08/10 15:36] Sapphire: Ana makes a running leap to jump up and reach out to grab the mask... with the arm Vora'te'los is on
[2025/08/10 15:36] Mecha: He is floating over head and the masks begins spinning around him faster soon forming into a body for him as he lands on the ground standing a foot and a half taller than you."Feels good to be whole again"
[2025/08/10 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Does it also feel good to break your word? Asking for a friend."
[2025/08/10 15:37] Andreas: /me turns his head to see if the others follows him towards the gates and notices the Shinigumo. Turns his head back and looks around on the ground if there is any onion laying around.
[2025/08/10 15:37] Jassie: /me lifts her polearm higher at him
[2025/08/10 15:37] Jassie: (LOL Andreas!! HAHAHA)
[2025/08/10 15:37] Sapphire: ( is Kaelin addressing that at Ana? )
[2025/08/10 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( Floating head )
[2025/08/10 15:38] Mecha: There are no onions on the ground. Shinigumo smiles."You had your chance my dear."
[2025/08/10 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Oh. Like that, is it?"
[2025/08/10 15:39] D4: Mecha rolls 2
[2025/08/10 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin (to Bloom): "Any chance you can swipe one?"
[2025/08/10 15:39] Sapphire: ( Should Ana roll? )
[2025/08/10 15:39] Mecha: Sapphire call it high or low
[2025/08/10 15:40] Sapphire: High!
[2025/08/10 15:40] Mecha: Sorry boss Not even sure where i could get a grip.
[2025/08/10 15:40] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2025/08/10 15:40] Andreas: /me keeps walking towards gate and searching for an onion because as all those people and merchants were panicking there should be at least one onion somewhere close
[2025/08/10 15:41] Mecha: As you face him the ground starts to rumble beneath you
[2025/08/10 15:42] Jassie: punches ground to stop the rumbling
[2025/08/10 15:43] Sapphire: So Ana's leap did or did not get her close enough?
[2025/08/10 15:43] Sapphire: given she has a mimc on her gauntlet
[2025/08/10 15:43] Mecha: As you face him and... punch the ground you notice he is just as confused as you are.
[2025/08/10 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Gonna draw from Deck of Meaty Things
[2025/08/10 15:44] Mecha: roll a D20
[2025/08/10 15:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2025/08/10 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: A 9 is good?
[2025/08/10 15:44] Jassie: (meaty thigns??)
[2025/08/10 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....fuck
[2025/08/10 15:45] Mecha: Cup o mutton chops. this stuff stinks to high heaven. Do you eat it?
[2025/08/10 15:45] Mecha: It looks like it could have been good a week and a half ago
[2025/08/10 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Might as well.
[2025/08/10 15:45] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2025/08/10 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me rolls eyes
[2025/08/10 15:46] Mecha: Lose one hit point and until a long rest you have disadvantage on intimidation checks, and it tastes like Jassies burps smelled like.
[2025/08/10 15:46] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2025/08/10 15:46] Sapphire: D:
[2025/08/10 15:47] Jassie: says, "dont come any closer or i'll stab u on the pointy end!"
[2025/08/10 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Oi! Shini. See this? *nom nom* I'm eating this shit and it tastes fucking AWEFUL. *nom nom* But guess what? *nom nom* Once I've et this one, I'm ramming the next one down your throat! *nom nom* And you know damn well I'll do it!"
[2025/08/10 15:48] Mecha: He smiles as he steps forward."Then please dig your graves." He says and the ground rumbling becomes more prevalent
[2025/08/10 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Make me."
[2025/08/10 15:49] Jassie: making me too!
[2025/08/10 15:50] Sapphire: How high up is now?
[2025/08/10 15:50] Andreas: /me seems looking for the onion has no point
[2025/08/10 15:50] Mecha: He is standing on the ground
[2025/08/10 15:51] Sapphire: Ana is gonna make another attempt to rush him and the cloud of masks
[2025/08/10 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, whip time.
[2025/08/10 15:51] Jassie: he has become a big dude
[2025/08/10 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Easier to hit!
[2025/08/10 15:52] Mecha: As you prepare to face off The ground shaking stops and a trio of women with multiple arms and snake tails instead of legs appears and Shinigamo looks scared.
[2025/08/10 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fuck them, I'm whipping that jackass.
[2025/08/10 15:53] Mecha: Roll the attack
[2025/08/10 15:53] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/08/10 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: that was a practice roll.
[2025/08/10 15:53] Sapphire: me to?
[2025/08/10 15:54] Mecha: If you are attacking roll for it
[2025/08/10 15:54] Mecha: And no Mistress, no practice rolls
[2025/08/10 15:54] Sapphire: in this case trying to get one of the masks to disrupt what he's doing, but that's very attack like.
[2025/08/10 15:54] D20: Sapphire rolls 3
[2025/08/10 15:55] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2025/08/10 15:55] Jassie: I'll prob keep watch on whatever came out of the ground with a "WHat the!"
[2025/08/10 15:55] Mecha: Okay Mistress you use the whip but misjudge the attack and the whip winds up cricling around you tying you up
[2025/08/10 15:56] Mecha: Ana missed but did not crit
[2025/08/10 15:57] Sapphire: Ok switching to Javelines, looking for an important weak spot to throw them into
[2025/08/10 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2025/08/10 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/08/10 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2025/08/10 15:58] Mecha: Before you do so Two of the multi armed women send whips of their own out to him. The third one accidentally hits a civilian who falls down in pain
[2025/08/10 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, at least there's that
[2025/08/10 15:59] Jassie: oh looks like we've kinda got help i guess
[2025/08/10 15:59] Andreas: /me keeps walking towards the gate
[2025/08/10 15:59] Mecha: you all see the whips from these beings begint o wrap around him and...
[2025/08/10 15:59] Mecha: *Yes this is planned*
[2025/08/10 16:00] Mecha: Start to drag him down into the dirt. As he begins screaming."Wait! wait it was a scam! I swear!" They look at him as they sink."A price to be paid and we have some to collect."
[2025/08/10 16:02] Jassie: well that helps
[2025/08/10 16:03] Sapphire: And his ritual in progress?
[2025/08/10 16:04] Mecha: His ritual was complete now he was looking to fight... maybe
[2025/08/10 16:04] Mecha: Well as this happens though he is sinking down. as hellfire erupts around him
[2025/08/10 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me gives him a friendly little wave
[2025/08/10 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Nice knowin' ya."
[2025/08/10 16:05] Jassie: throws a pebble on him
[2025/08/10 16:06] Mecha: within moments he sinks into the ground, and soon so do the demons
[2025/08/10 16:07] Sapphire: Hmmmmm, do they leave any remains behind?
[2025/08/10 16:08] Jassie: does the pebble get sucked in with him?
[2025/08/10 16:08] Jassie: wondering if they take it also HAHA
[2025/08/10 16:09] Mecha: Just grooves in the ground from his fingers. The pebble is still there. However After a few minutes a group of guards appear and from the middle of them steps a man wearing a weird porcelain mask seemingly stapled to his face, leaving his lower jaw visible." You are truly heroes to face that monstrous evil. I bid you all welcome to Timbers Cove!" As his guards aim their crossbows at you. he says."You're never leaving it alive."
[2025/08/10 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Why would we want to leave? We're heroes."
[2025/08/10 16:10] Mecha: As he says that the sky goes dark. "What will happen to our heroes. Will they survive Timbers Cove, what will become of them?" Tune in next season for a dangerous Mask-erade."
[2025/08/10 16:10] Sapphire: Ana looks, throwing spear still in hand, shield ready. how many crossbowmen?
[2025/08/10 16:10] Jassie: OHHHH no cliffhanger
[2025/08/10 16:10] Mecha: 13
[2025/08/10 16:11] Jassie: think we can take em?
[2025/08/10 16:11] Mecha: Oh no this is the cliffhanger / season finale. we will get back to the game soon but now we prep for Mistresses halloween game and more
[2025/08/10 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "In fact, it's been a long journey here. Your best room, with a hot bath. Free for heroes, right? And after that, a steak and a selection of sunkissed vegtables. Lead on, I don't have all day!"
[2025/08/10 16:12] Mecha: You have all made it through essentially the prologue. Things get dangerous from here on out
[2025/08/10 16:13] Jassie: LOL that wasnt dangerous?
[2025/08/10 16:13] Andreas: /me I hope I reach the gate soon =)
[2025/08/10 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: For them, yes, they'll be begging me to leave tomorrow.
[2025/08/10 16:13] Jassie: well actually it wasnt that bad
[2025/08/10 16:14] Sapphire: /me raises hand
[2025/08/10 16:14] Sapphire: Do we level up?
[2025/08/10 16:14] Mecha: Yes?
[2025/08/10 16:14] Mecha: Um yes everyone level up
[2025/08/10 16:15] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4