[2025/08/03 14:09] Mecha: All right, So let's see. Sapphire is running a bit behind so we will start and bring her in when she does arrive.
[2025/08/03 14:11] Mecha: In the meantime, cartoon physics not withstanding. When we last left our band of insipid... er this one means Intrepid heroes they we at an inn run by a very weird and mildly insane tiefling after surviving a fight with a tribe of huntresses.
[2025/08/03 14:12] Mecha: As we begin we are adjusting since Sapphires character was the last thing said last game. So tell me what you are doing before Sapphires loud exclamation
[2025/08/03 14:13] Jassie: yes, going to bed making loud burps
[2025/08/03 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Private things in the room Andreas paid for
[2025/08/03 14:14] Andreas: 0_0
[2025/08/03 14:14] Andreas: /me "may I have a beer please" looks at the mildly insane tiefling
[2025/08/03 14:15] Mecha: "Sure she says as she pours you a muc
[2025/08/03 14:15] Mecha: mug
[2025/08/03 14:16] Andreas: /me "great, thank you, how much is it?"
[2025/08/03 14:16] Jassie: you can still hear the burping upstairs?
[2025/08/03 14:16] Sapphire: /me boop beeps stealthily
[2025/08/03 14:17] Mecha: 3 coppers
[2025/08/03 14:17] Andreas: /me counts three coppers in his pocket and puts them on the bar
[2025/08/03 14:18] Mecha: Thank ya kindly."She says as she drops it in the cashbox and then drops the box out of sight
[2025/08/03 14:18] Mecha: When suddenly from Ana's room you hear.. "What in the world is this?!?!" it is rather loud.
[2025/08/03 14:19] Sapphire: They are very surprised by something!
[2025/08/03 14:20] Jassie: "wut??" pokes head out from room
[2025/08/03 14:21] Andreas: /me calmly sips his beer at a bar
[2025/08/03 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me busy giving zero fucks elsewhere
[2025/08/03 14:21] Andreas: /me "I guess it's gonna be a spider or bug"
[2025/08/03 14:22] Jassie: Jassa does walk over to check up on it
[2025/08/03 14:22] Mecha: okay Ana what are you doing?
[2025/08/03 14:22] Jassie: whatsup over there??
[2025/08/03 14:22] Sapphire: "When did this get here?" They whine plaintively. "And why?" Still in their room, cleaning up as it were.
[2025/08/03 14:24] Jassie: burps out the side before poking head in, "everything ok Ana?"
[2025/08/03 14:25] Sapphire: "No! There's this.... strange attachment I've picked up during that trip into the dungeon."
[2025/08/03 14:25] Jassie: confused
[2025/08/03 14:26] Mecha: Jassie roll an intelligence check
[2025/08/03 14:27] D20: Jassie rolls 3
[2025/08/03 14:28] Jassie: woo
[2025/08/03 14:28] Mecha: You remember Anas form taking on a more... masculine form after putting on a ring.
[2025/08/03 14:29] Sapphire: And you have likely gathereed by now that Ana is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed
[2025/08/03 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me has noticed the shed is full of some very blunt tools
[2025/08/03 14:30] Jassie: ohhh so she's a dude now?
[2025/08/03 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: what a demotion!
[2025/08/03 14:31] Sapphire: It's shocking!
[2025/08/03 14:31] Sapphire: (and has been for like... five sessions and only now have they realized )
[2025/08/03 14:31] Andreas: /me grins
[2025/08/03 14:31] Andreas: /me and sips his beer
[2025/08/03 14:32] Mecha: Andreas you have no clue what is going on besides the taste of your beer
[2025/08/03 14:32] Jassie: (I mean, yea i forgot bout it. oh my god what a demotion, agreed hehe)
[2025/08/03 14:33] Andreas: /me I'm still at the bar sipping my beer, I can grin, nothing wrong about it
[2025/08/03 14:33] Jassie: looks in the room, gives her a pat on the back of sympathy burps a little, and goes back to her room
[2025/08/03 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me still has no fucks to give, so, doing whatever it is she does
[2025/08/03 14:34] Sapphire: Ana whines while they figure out how to get everything working and then cleaning up, before putting on armor. "...oh no, it's been fitting wrong for... hours? days?"
[2025/08/03 14:35] Sapphire: Ana is at least (for now) blissfully unaware how much her party actually dislikes them.
[2025/08/03 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me doesn't dislike Sapphire, not actively at least
[2025/08/03 14:36] Jassie: exactly, who dislikes Ana??
[2025/08/03 14:36] Jassie: just sympathy lol
[2025/08/03 14:37] Jassie: i would get much more disliked now with the burping
[2025/08/03 14:37] Mecha: However Skamos runs up the stairs because a scream that didn't involve oh yes, oh gods or give it to me daddy/mommy. She looks in the room."You okay Dude?"
[2025/08/03 14:37] Sapphire: "What?! What do you mean 'dude'?!"
[2025/08/03 14:38] Mecha: Sorry, sorry. Are you okay sir?
[2025/08/03 14:39] Sapphire: They frown at that as well. "I.... i guess that works, being a knight." They do seem somewhat stressed out by that form of address, despite that Skamous have never met them before.
[2025/08/03 14:40] Mecha: Skamos looks around and shrugs before heading downstairs looking to andreas."You buddy up there had some kind of freakout. Is that normal?"
[2025/08/03 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: as normal as they get
[2025/08/03 14:42] Sapphire: Are there mirrors in the room? Probably not unless things are super fancy here
[2025/08/03 14:42] Jassie: "she'll be fine probably." says to Skamos
[2025/08/03 14:43] Mecha: What do you mean She? You saw him! Wait am I misgendering?" Skamos turns to Ana."I am so sorry Miss."
[2025/08/03 14:43] Andreas: /me "freakout or freakoff?" looks at the Skamous
[2025/08/03 14:44] Sapphire: They nod, shoulders relaxing a bit, getting all their armor back on for now. Which is a bit silly since they'll be going to sleep in like, two hours.
[2025/08/03 14:44] Jassie: "oh! yea its a longgg storry." looks at Skamos
[2025/08/03 14:44] Mecha: Skamos raises her hands."Well you all enjoy it. I'm going back to work."
[2025/08/03 14:44] Mecha: So now it is for the rest of you
[2025/08/03 14:45] Mecha: What are you all doing before crashing out and recharging
[2025/08/03 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Communing with my deity.
[2025/08/03 14:46] Andreas: /me calmly sips his beer "It was defo a bug or spider" mumbles for himself
[2025/08/03 14:46] Sapphire: Getting a couple tall beers and inquiring where an armorer might be for refits.
[2025/08/03 14:46] Jassie: trying to not stink up my room with the burps
[2025/08/03 14:48] Andreas: /me waiting at the bar if anybody comes downstairs to confirm "the bug story" while sipping his beer
[2025/08/03 14:48] Mecha: Mistress your Commune goes well as Bloom finds some dirt on a lower floor to rest in and recharge herself. If you watch her at all. her wounds heal.
[2025/08/03 14:48] Mecha: No one comes down but Andreas roll constitution
[2025/08/03 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: and mine? I get spells back too?
[2025/08/03 14:48] Sapphire: Ana comes down, getting a seat next to Andreas for the beer
[2025/08/03 14:48] D20: Andreas rolls 16
[2025/08/03 14:48] Mecha: Yep.
[2025/08/03 14:49] Mecha: One beer too many and as you tilt you head back to drain your mug you remember falling backwards, a heavy thud and blissful nothingness of sleep
[2025/08/03 14:50] Andreas: /me sweet dreams ^_^
[2025/08/03 14:50] Mecha: Jassie you can not seem to smell your own burps however someone knocking on the wall telling you to stop farting so damn much
[2025/08/03 14:51] Mecha: Sapphire pick one, high or low?
[2025/08/03 14:51] Sapphire: /me feels like getting high atm
[2025/08/03 14:51] Jassie: LOL
[2025/08/03 14:51] Sapphire: d?
[2025/08/03 14:51] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2025/08/03 14:51] Sapphire: d20?
[2025/08/03 14:51] Mecha: In this case just need to pick I am rolling on this
[2025/08/03 14:52] Mecha: As you are sitting commiserating and waiting on your beer a serving girl comes by with hot water for a bath but trips a bit and some hot water splashes on you
[2025/08/03 14:53] Sapphire: "Ack! Careful!" She holds their arm up to block the splash
[2025/08/03 14:54] Mecha: A moment after the hot water hits your arm. You realize your ACK! Careful! sounds more like it used to before the change
[2025/08/03 14:55] Mecha: Anyone still barside sees Ana change back to feminine form. Skamos is even looking confused.
[2025/08/03 14:56] Sapphire: She shivers, pausing to flex their arm a bit, feeling how their armor seems to fit a bit better now.
[2025/08/03 14:59] Mecha: So now that that is done. what are you all doing? I'm guessing sleep since one of you is passed out on the floor.
[2025/08/03 14:59] Jassie: opens windows and all wide
[2025/08/03 15:00] Jassie: and gets to bed
[2025/08/03 15:01] Andreas: /me starts snoring a bit
[2025/08/03 15:02] Mecha: Andreas is dragged to his room.
[2025/08/03 15:03] Sapphire: Dreagging Andreas up to his room, tossing him onto his bed and and then heading to her own
[2025/08/03 15:04] Mecha: So next day everyone is refreshed and, healed and spell recharged
[2025/08/03 15:05] Jassie: im still burping right
[2025/08/03 15:06] Sapphire: Sleeping in smallclothes, then waking up and getting armored up again
[2025/08/03 15:07] Mecha: And Timbers Cove is a days travel away, Jassie, you do realise it is not continuous burping. It's just whenever you burp normally like if you chug a carbonated beverage things like that.
[2025/08/03 15:09] Andreas: /me opens his eyes and wonder where the hack he is, it's and check if he has everything, wondering how he got into the bed, shakes his head which hurts a bit and moves out of the room downstairs.
[2025/08/03 15:10] Sapphire: Ana waves. "Good morning Andreas!" she announces mildly loud and cheerfully.
[2025/08/03 15:11] Jassie: comes out of the room, "Hello everyone, seems the burping has died down." hope everyone is ok?
[2025/08/03 15:11] Andreas: /me "good morning Ana, you look great today" looks at Ana and then at the bar ... "I'm gonna need a beer and breakfast" looks around where is Skamos
[2025/08/03 15:12] Jassie: since when do u drink that much beer
[2025/08/03 15:13] Andreas: /me "Since I wanna enjoy my sleep without disruption" grins at Jassa
[2025/08/03 15:13] Mecha: Skamos is not here but a warforged stands behind the bar. She nods and pours Andreas a beer. Strange thing this warforged looks like a ballerina. before motioning to the back. for the breakfast."Today we have oatmeal with fresh fruit. and honey."
[2025/08/03 15:14] Sapphire: "Thanks!" They answer, feeling rather a lot better. "Oooh, honey and oatmeal sounds great."
[2025/08/03 15:15] Jassie: yess! definitely need something to eat my heart out
[2025/08/03 15:15] Andreas: /me "Do you have a meat or at least soup and bread?"
[2025/08/03 15:16] Mecha: The warforged nods and motions for a second order, and then a third for Jassie." She looks at Andreas."Apologies but any meat we have would be from last night. Miss Skamos is off to get meat for the next few days."
[2025/08/03 15:17] Andreas: /me "if it's not rotting, beer and meat for me please"
[2025/08/03 15:17] Jassie: extra largen order for me
[2025/08/03 15:18] Mecha: The warforged nods and shrugs before going to the back, coming back with a couple sausages for Andreas and two bowls of oatmeal with the works for Jassie and Ana.
[2025/08/03 15:18] Jassie: asks this warforged who she is?
[2025/08/03 15:19] Mecha: Oh apologies. My name is Belle, Belle Arena. At least that is the name others gave me.
[2025/08/03 15:20] Mecha: Bloom climbs up the bar."Hey, any of you fuggers see the boss?"
[2025/08/03 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm right here, having bread and water
[2025/08/03 15:20] Mecha: She is leaving a small trail of dirt from where she slept
[2025/08/03 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: quite apart from I wouldn't leave the room without Bloom
[2025/08/03 15:21] Andreas: /me sips the beer and bits the sausage with full mouth "this is a breakfast of heroes" and keeps munching
[2025/08/03 15:21] Sapphire: "What happened to the heros that they ended up as sausage?"
[2025/08/03 15:21] Mecha: *remember she went to find some dirt to recharge and heal. So now any damage you saw the day before is now gone.*
[2025/08/03 15:22] Mecha: Bloom comes over, and climbs onto Your shoulder."Morning boss."
[2025/08/03 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mornin' Bloom
[2025/08/03 15:23] Mecha: Belle watches and begins cleaning the beer and sausage bits from Andreas
[2025/08/03 15:24] Mecha: and the bar in front of him.
[2025/08/03 15:24] Mecha: The rest of breakfast is uneventful. Andreas roll perception
[2025/08/03 15:25] D20: Andreas rolls 13
[2025/08/03 15:25] Jassie: Well that is a lovely name Belle! so you're in charge here while Skamos is out, you hear anything weird doing the nights?
[2025/08/03 15:25] Andreas: /me grins "they got eaten Ana" bites the sausage and sips beer
[2025/08/03 15:25] Sapphire: Ana looks over to Bloom and Kaelin. "You two have a good night together?"
[2025/08/03 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Mmhmm. Free beds are always comfiest."
[2025/08/03 15:26] Mecha: Andreas as you continue to eat, you notice one sausage is missing from your plate. Belle smiles."Yes, Miss Skamos has me on what she calls the day shift. She runs out for supplies and then goes to bed for the day. Sadly I do not hear much once I rest."
[2025/08/03 15:27] Jassie: oh right ok, that is cool
[2025/08/03 15:28] Andreas: /me "I've been robed! Somebody stole one of my sausages" looks around suspiciously and sips a beer.
[2025/08/03 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Look in Sapphires' pants.
[2025/08/03 15:29] Mecha: There are now two sausages on your plate as you are looking around roll perception again with a negative two modifier
[2025/08/03 15:30] Sapphire: Ana's pants are layers of leather, chainmail, and scuffed up steel plating
[2025/08/03 15:30] D20: Andreas rolls 7
[2025/08/03 15:31] Mecha: You see movement out of the corner of your eye this time and see a sausage get yanked back to Anas hand, before realizing it's the mimic sneaking your meat
[2025/08/03 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me was close
[2025/08/03 15:32] Jassie: lol
[2025/08/03 15:33] Andreas: /me sips a beer and shouts "Ana, your pet is stealing my sausages! That sneaky bastard!"
[2025/08/03 15:33] Jassie: hehe
[2025/08/03 15:34] Jassie: well she needs food as well right
[2025/08/03 15:34] Jassie: and 1 sausage isnt going to change too much
[2025/08/03 15:35] Sapphire: "Oh? Vora'te'los?" She flexes her gauntlet hand, "Naughty! But right, I need to get you more meat. Miss Arena, do you have anything else left over?"
[2025/08/03 15:35] Andreas: /me "well then feed it and don't let it steal .... pff" puts hand on his sausages and sips a beer again
[2025/08/03 15:36] Mecha: We still have some stuff left over from last night." She says and brings more sausages replacing the missing ones for Andreas and a plate for Vora'te'lo.
[2025/08/03 15:38] Jassie: "now do u happen to have some extremely strong whisky I can refill this with?"points at her flask
[2025/08/03 15:38] Mecha: The mimic eats it in one bite eating the sausages happily
[2025/08/03 15:39] Mecha: Belle gets some whiskey and refills the flask
[2025/08/03 15:39] Jassie: "sooo my dear friends. what is our planned destination now?"
[2025/08/03 15:39] Jassie: says with a smile as she wolfs down the oatmeal
[2025/08/03 15:39] Andreas: /me looks at Jasse "just don't drink whatever poison you drunk yesterday" grins and bites into another sausage and sips bit more beer
[2025/08/03 15:42] Andreas: /me looks at Arena "There are rumors we heard, that somebody is trying to find eeee what was her name again?" looks at Ana
[2025/08/03 15:42] Mecha: Eeee?" She asks
[2025/08/03 15:42] Sapphire: "Um." She ponders, one hand rubbing her other gauntlet. "Let me think."
[2025/08/03 15:42] Sapphire: ( for thinking! )
[2025/08/03 15:42] D20: Sapphire rolls 18
[2025/08/03 15:42] Jassie: burps as she wolfs down the oatmeal
[2025/08/03 15:43] Jassie: ooops! sorryy
[2025/08/03 15:43] Mecha: A tavern patron walks by during the burp and he collapses to the floor from the smell
[2025/08/03 15:44] Mecha: Blook looks at Kaelin."Hey boss, are we still going to this Timbers Grope place?"
[2025/08/03 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "So I thought."
[2025/08/03 15:44] Jassie: checks up on the patron while listening in
[2025/08/03 15:45] Mecha: He is out cold and his face has tinges of green."Horrible... stench."
[2025/08/03 15:46] Mecha: Bloom: Looking forward to that trip.
[2025/08/03 15:46] Sapphire: Are the rest of us affected by the burp?
[2025/08/03 15:47] Mecha: No, since you traveled with Jassie since yesterday you are used to it, but it still smells like old socks
[2025/08/03 15:48] Jassie: just bear with it for abit
[2025/08/03 15:48] Mecha: Belle comes around to the downed patron and bears some cold water which she splashes on him. Some of it hitting You all with a small splash
[2025/08/03 15:48] Sapphire: "You're going to alert the wildlife if we don't find a way to sort that out."
[2025/08/03 15:48] Andreas: /me "you're walking weapon with hmmm special spell Jassa" grins
[2025/08/03 15:49] Mecha: Everyone but Ana roll perception.
[2025/08/03 15:49] Sapphire: "Gah!" She holds her arm out to block, shivering
[2025/08/03 15:49] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2025/08/03 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: suckcess!
[2025/08/03 15:50] Mecha: Mistress call it high or low?
[2025/08/03 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: high
[2025/08/03 15:51] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2025/08/03 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: \o/
[2025/08/03 15:51] Mecha: Skip the perception check. Everyone notices the Ana is male once again
[2025/08/03 15:52] Mecha: Ana notices the Gah is more in a male voice
[2025/08/03 15:52] D20: Andreas rolls 16
[2025/08/03 15:53] Jassie: Ana your really beginning to confuse me
[2025/08/03 15:53] Sapphire: They rub at their throat with their hand, frowning. "How do you mean?"
[2025/08/03 15:54] Jassie: nevermind all good, goes up to give her a hug
[2025/08/03 15:54] Jassie: XD
[2025/08/03 15:55] Sapphire: "Oh!" They blink, before squeezing Jassie in a strong hug. "Thanks!"
[2025/08/03 15:56] Mecha: Ana as you hug your mimic grabs a reflective item and shows you.. yep you've changed back to a man.
[2025/08/03 15:57] Sapphire: "Weird...." They pause to study the reflection. "Not sure how I feel about this...."
[2025/08/03 15:57] Mecha: In the mean time you all hear shouting as this woman wearing a read coat and Fedora crashes through the inn and runs through , soon followed by a tall redheaded woman and a blonde halfling."STOP WHERE YOU ARE CLIFFHANGER SANDIEGO!" as they chase her out of the building.
[2025/08/03 15:59] Jassie: XD
[2025/08/03 15:59] Jassie: your cliffhangers are always so funny
[2025/08/03 16:00] Mecha: *Thank you*
[2025/08/03 16:00] Mecha: *Next game is hoping to be the trip to Timbers grove.*
[2025/08/03 16:00] Andreas: /me what a game =)
[2025/08/03 16:01] Sapphire: Wooo, fun scene
[2025/08/03 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: awesome
[2025/08/03 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: I better get going
[2025/08/03 16:01] Mecha: Sleep well Mistress
[2025/08/03 16:01] Andreas: thank you for a game kittens I see you next time, time to go to bed for me, have a good one 👋🤖
[2025/08/03 16:01] Jassie: yeaa
[2025/08/03 16:01] Jassie: bye andreas!
[2025/08/03 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: o/
[2025/08/03 16:02] Jassie: bye sonja!