[2025/05/04 14:11] Mecha: When we last left our insipi.. er intrepid heroes they had finished interacting with a couple of mildly helpful ghosts and entered into a room with small scorpions skittering around until a large one made of stone appeared behind from the ceiling above
[2025/05/04 14:13] Jassie: the lonely ghost ladies
[2025/05/04 14:13] Sapphire: we wre explorig a dungeon, yeah
[2025/05/04 14:14] Mecha: They're not lonely. they have each other
[2025/05/04 14:14] Sapphire: "Wish i had a spare mace," Ana comments getting her shield at the ready for that scorpion
[2025/05/04 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin to Bloom: "Can you do anything, like, useful? Eg., identify this thing, tell us what it wants...?"
[2025/05/04 14:15] Mecha: Bloom blinks and looks. Oh yeah his name is gene and he likes long walks on the beach. she pauses. Oh sorry Gene walks in the desert... I don't fuggin' know what it is. This is new to me."
[2025/05/04 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin to stone scorpion: "You, do you talk? Or you just looking for a smack on the head?"
[2025/05/04 14:17] Sapphire: "Maybe he's just hungry. What do rock scorpions eat?"
[2025/05/04 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Maces
[2025/05/04 14:17] Jassie: pretty sure it did kinda wave at us
[2025/05/04 14:17] Mecha: The Scorpion takes a step forward no words... and no real signs of intelligence
[2025/05/04 14:18] Jassie: unless i've had too much to drink
[2025/05/04 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me steps back. "Warriors, practice your arts!"
[2025/05/04 14:18] Sapphire: "Blah!" She waves her shield at the creature, making herself seem bigger
[2025/05/04 14:19] Mecha: The Scorpion tries to swing back at the shield but at the distance it misses easilly, but it is time to roll initiative
[2025/05/04 14:19] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2025/05/04 14:20] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2025/05/04 14:20] D20: Andreas rolls 13
[2025/05/04 14:21] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2025/05/04 14:21] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[2025/05/04 14:21] Sapphire: "Oh, you think I'm worth getting in a fight with?" Ana grins wide, showing off a mouth full of teeth as her sword comes free. "Well! A fight you shall have!"
[2025/05/04 14:22] D20: Jassie rolls 5
[2025/05/04 14:22] Jassie: seems like it isnt as friendly as we thought then?
[2025/05/04 14:22] Jassie: oh well
[2025/05/04 14:23] Mecha: okay so since at this moment the scorpion thinks Ana is the threat going to attack using multi attack but the claws only at this point.
[2025/05/04 14:23] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2025/05/04 14:23] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/05/04 14:23] Andreas: /me looking around for a shadow to hide, intending to get behind the scorpion
[2025/05/04 14:23] Sapphire: how long is this scorpion, roughly?
[2025/05/04 14:24] Mecha: If you laid the tail flat it would stretch out to 7 and a half feet
[2025/05/04 14:25] Mecha: In the mean time the Scorpion missed with the first attack and failed so badly with its second attack its claw is currently stuck in the wall
[2025/05/04 14:25] Jassie: not a very smart one ain't it?
[2025/05/04 14:26] Andreas: /me "have you ever heard about smart bugs?" grins
[2025/05/04 14:26] Mecha: Andreas and Mistress you go at the same time
[2025/05/04 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll try and get it from the side.
[2025/05/04 14:26] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/05/04 14:27] Andreas: is it D6 or D20 to try to hide and get behind the scorpion?
[2025/05/04 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: hit AC 7
[2025/05/04 14:28] Sapphire: reminder, Andreas, the back of the scorpion is just as dangerous as the front
[2025/05/04 14:28] Andreas: /me well but it has a tail at back so without a tail it won't be that dangerous I guess, I hope
[2025/05/04 14:30] Mecha: It bounces off it's stone body
[2025/05/04 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: d'oh.
[2025/05/04 14:30] Jassie: right it is stone
[2025/05/04 14:30] Andreas: /me facepalm
[2025/05/04 14:30] Mecha: D20 Andreas
[2025/05/04 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: stone scorpion is made of stone.
[2025/05/04 14:30] D20: Andreas rolls 10
[2025/05/04 14:31] Mecha: okay so you get the sneak. I will count that as movement instead of attack so now what?
[2025/05/04 14:32] Andreas: /me pulls spear and wraps rope around, tries to throw the spear with rope under the scorpion so it will end up close to somebody who can pick it up
[2025/05/04 14:33] Mecha: roll the attack. Gonna say gotta roll over 13
[2025/05/04 14:33] D20: Andreas rolls 6
[2025/05/04 14:33] Andreas: /me .... ofc ... facepalm
[2025/05/04 14:34] Sapphire: Ana grins when she sees the rope-spear come by the scorpion, grabbing hold of it to start looping rope around the arthropod and try to wrangle it into a position it struggles to attack from.
[2025/05/04 14:34] Mecha: You throw it and it bounces off the ground hitting a small stone outcropiing and lands flat on the ground
[2025/05/04 14:35] Mecha: Jassie, your turn
[2025/05/04 14:35] Jassie: i'm gonna try and put a hand on it to try and soothe it, "like its ok, no need to be too angry, chill outtt..."
[2025/05/04 14:36] Mecha: ...
[2025/05/04 14:37] Mecha: Ohkayyy do you have any charm spells or anything that might help?
[2025/05/04 14:37] Jassie: not at all LOL
[2025/05/04 14:37] Jassie: just be nice and sincere and drunk
[2025/05/04 14:38] Mecha: You know what, roll a charisma check with a modifier of 2
[2025/05/04 14:40] D20: Jassie rolls 12
[2025/05/04 14:40] Jassie: lol not the best hahaha
[2025/05/04 14:40] Mecha: what is your charisma on your character sheet?
[2025/05/04 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: 11?
[2025/05/04 14:41] Jassie: 9
[2025/05/04 14:41] Jassie: lolol
[2025/05/04 14:41] Sapphire: ooops
[2025/05/04 14:41] Mecha: So close
[2025/05/04 14:41] Mecha: It moves towards your hand a little but then backs away.You've managed to confuse it a bit
[2025/05/04 14:42] Jassie: shrugs
[2025/05/04 14:42] Mecha: All right, Blooms turn
[2025/05/04 14:42] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2025/05/04 14:43] Mecha: She tries her thorny whip but manages to get herself tangled up in it and Mistresses hair. It is not painful to either party just... annoying
[2025/05/04 14:43] Mecha: Sapphire your turn
[2025/05/04 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2025/05/04 14:45] Andreas: brb. 7 mins
[2025/05/04 14:45] Sapphire: Ana grins when she sees the rope-spear come by the scorpion, grabbing hold of it to start looping rope around the arthropod and try to wrangle it into a position it struggles to attack from.
[2025/05/04 14:45] Sapphire: I think that's a sort of rope assisted grapple?
[2025/05/04 14:46] Mecha: IT did not come all the way through so make a dex roll to see if you get it.
[2025/05/04 14:47] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[2025/05/04 14:47] Sapphire: Ana has a base dex of 17
[2025/05/04 14:48] Mecha: Okay you manage to grab the rope and are you trying to wrap the rope around its legs?
[2025/05/04 14:48] Andreas: <- back
[2025/05/04 14:49] Jassie: wb
[2025/05/04 14:49] Sapphire: whatever makes it hard for him to move
[2025/05/04 14:49] Sapphire: probably legs
[2025/05/04 14:50] Mecha: okay roll for it. again movement to grab and now the attack
[2025/05/04 14:51] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2025/05/04 14:52] Mecha: You try for it but the Scorpion is just mooving a bit too much this time for you to get things going
[2025/05/04 14:53] Mecha: All right top of the list
[2025/05/04 14:54] Mecha: Scorpion is going to continue trying for Ana
[2025/05/04 14:54] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2025/05/04 14:54] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2025/05/04 14:54] Sapphire: AC: 2 (and a further -2 against creatures larger than man-sized)
[2025/05/04 14:54] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2025/05/04 14:54] Mecha: First claw missed.. The second claw is pulled free from the rock. this time the stinger comes into play.
[2025/05/04 14:54] Mecha: And it missed
[2025/05/04 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: And perhaps it's just as well.
[2025/05/04 14:55] Sapphire: "Woo! You're a spicy bug, aren't you?" She laughs
[2025/05/04 14:55] Mecha: Andreas and Mistress you are up
[2025/05/04 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Warhammer from the side
[2025/05/04 14:56] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2025/05/04 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: uhm, can I retcon that to grab the spear-rope...?
[2025/05/04 14:56] Mecha: No, but I am feeling generous, pick high or low
[2025/05/04 14:56] Jassie: "is it just playing with us?" I ask the rest?
[2025/05/04 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Already attacked, crit fail!
[2025/05/04 14:57] Mecha: Yes this one knows now call it, high or low
[2025/05/04 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: low!
[2025/05/04 14:57] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2025/05/04 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: I mean, high!
[2025/05/04 14:58] Andreas: /me is the rope around the scorpion wrapped enough that when I pull it will trip up it's legs?
[2025/05/04 14:58] Mecha: As you swing the warhammer your feet get caught in the rope and down you go, however you are unable to get a grip on said rope this round and are currently considered prone
[2025/05/04 14:59] Mecha: You can always try. It is still under the scorpion so maybe
[2025/05/04 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think the DM is tired of my $h!t.
[2025/05/04 14:59] Andreas: /me pulls the rope as hard as he can
[2025/05/04 14:59] D20: Andreas rolls 12
[2025/05/04 15:00] Mecha: The rope goes taut under the scorpion, now roll strength.
[2025/05/04 15:01] D20: Andreas rolls 13
[2025/05/04 15:01] Mecha: And what is your strength?
[2025/05/04 15:01] Andreas: 14
[2025/05/04 15:01] Andreas: ah no
[2025/05/04 15:01] Andreas: sry wrong sheet, 4
[2025/05/04 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: 4???
[2025/05/04 15:02] Andreas: I guess I didn't level up
[2025/05/04 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: your STRength
[2025/05/04 15:02] Mecha: Your strength is 4
[2025/05/04 15:02] Mecha: ?
[2025/05/04 15:03] Andreas: yes that's what's in my sheet, I'm lvl 1
[2025/05/04 15:03] Andreas: dex: 10
[2025/05/04 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: mind slinging it my way a second?
[2025/05/04 15:03] Mecha: First off level 2
[2025/05/04 15:03] Mecha: Second off waht did you roll for these?
[2025/05/04 15:04] Mecha: because you can not have a 2 using 3D6
[2025/05/04 15:04] Mecha: and mine was 4d6 drop the lowest and reroll 1s
[2025/05/04 15:06] Mecha: okay game is on pause for the moment
[2025/05/04 15:06] Second Life: Mecha gave you Andreas-mecha.
[2025/05/04 15:07] Mecha: Andreas, roll 4D6
[2025/05/04 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: wtf.... all those stats are fubar
[2025/05/04 15:07] Jassie: ouch
[2025/05/04 15:08] D6: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/05/04 15:08] Sapphire: o.o
[2025/05/04 15:08] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:08] D6: Andreas rolls 5
[2025/05/04 15:08] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:08] Mecha: Re-roll the 1
[2025/05/04 15:09] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:09] Andreas: lel
[2025/05/04 15:09] Andreas: again or second counts?
[2025/05/04 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me (facepalm emoji)
[2025/05/04 15:09] Mecha: okay you have ten points which stat do you want the ten to go in?
[2025/05/04 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: (roll all six, easier to decide then)
[2025/05/04 15:10] Mecha: *Fair enough
[2025/05/04 15:10] Mecha: Roll 4D6 again
[2025/05/04 15:10] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:10] Andreas: hahahaha no way
[2025/05/04 15:10] Jassie: wow
[2025/05/04 15:11] Sapphire: /me fetches crackers and cheese to offer the dice gods a snacrifice
[2025/05/04 15:11] Andreas: STR: +3, INT: +1, WIS: +1, DEX: +2, CON: +1, CHA: +1
[2025/05/04 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: no no no.
[2025/05/04 15:12] Mecha: Understood. Roll 4D6 again
[2025/05/04 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll six lots of 4d6
[2025/05/04 15:12] D6: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/05/04 15:12] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:12] D6: Andreas rolls 5
[2025/05/04 15:12] D6: Andreas rolls 6
[2025/05/04 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: 14
[2025/05/04 15:12] Mecha: And again
[2025/05/04 15:12] D6: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/05/04 15:12] D6: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/05/04 15:13] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:13] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:13] Mecha: Re-roll the 1s
[2025/05/04 15:13] D6: Andreas rolls 5
[2025/05/04 15:13] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you got 10, 14 and now 11
[2025/05/04 15:13] Mecha: 10, 14 and 10
[2025/05/04 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: 11. 3+3+5
[2025/05/04 15:14] Mecha: nope 11 you're right
[2025/05/04 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: math teacher maths
[2025/05/04 15:14] Mecha: roll them again
[2025/05/04 15:14] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:14] D6: Andreas rolls 5
[2025/05/04 15:14] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:14] D6: Andreas rolls 6
[2025/05/04 15:14] Mecha: reroll the 1
[2025/05/04 15:14] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you got 10, 14 , 11 and 13
[2025/05/04 15:15] Mecha: and again
[2025/05/04 15:15] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:15] Mecha: no no reroll the 4d6
[2025/05/04 15:15] D6: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:15] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:15] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:15] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:15] D6: Andreas rolls 3
[2025/05/04 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you got 10, 14 , 11, 13 and 7
[2025/05/04 15:16] Andreas: and last I guess
[2025/05/04 15:16] Mecha: one more time
[2025/05/04 15:16] D6: Andreas rolls 5
[2025/05/04 15:16] D6: Andreas rolls 4
[2025/05/04 15:16] D6: Andreas rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:16] D6: Andreas rolls 6
[2025/05/04 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you got 10, 14 , 11, 13, 7 and 15
[2025/05/04 15:17] Mecha: Now assign those to your skills however you like. As a thief I am guessing the 15 in Dex? But that is up to you
[2025/05/04 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: you want my suggestion? STR 13, INT 11, WIS 7, DEX 15, CON 14, CHA 10
[2025/05/04 15:17] Andreas: I go with what Sonja suggested it's resoanble
[2025/05/04 15:17] Mecha: makes sense to me
[2025/05/04 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: I got the sheet re-writ
[2025/05/04 15:19] Mecha: once those are written in your sheet send me a copy
[2025/05/04 15:19] Second Life: Items successfully shared.
[2025/05/04 15:19] Second Life: Items successfully shared.
[2025/05/04 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: stat-wise, it's correct, anyway
[2025/05/04 15:20] Mecha: /me nods
[2025/05/04 15:21] Mecha: So you rolled to trip the spider up and you succeeded in not so much tripping as lifting it's left legs in the air so it can't move. A successful strength check next round might manage to flip it
[2025/05/04 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's a spider now :O
[2025/05/04 15:21] Sapphire: spider or scorp?
[2025/05/04 15:21] Andreas: /me grins "spiderscorp"
[2025/05/04 15:21] Sapphire: Ana laughs at the arachnids predicament
[2025/05/04 15:22] Mecha: It's a scorpion and Mistress slips in some mud and is prone on her next turn as well.
[2025/05/04 15:22] Mecha: *kidding*
[2025/05/04 15:22] Jassie: haha
[2025/05/04 15:23] Mecha: Jassie, your turn
[2025/05/04 15:24] Jassie: well, at this point i'm gonna try and smack down on it with my polearm since it's trying to attack my friends
[2025/05/04 15:24] Jassie: smacks with polearm
[2025/05/04 15:24] D20: Jassie rolls 6
[2025/05/04 15:24] Mecha: roll for attack
[2025/05/04 15:24] Jassie: maybe im too drunk for this LOL
[2025/05/04 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Maybe not drunk enough
[2025/05/04 15:25] Mecha: Because of the rope pull the scorpion is moved out of the way of your strike so it is a miss
[2025/05/04 15:26] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2025/05/04 15:26] Mecha: Bloom is going to try and untangle herself.
[2025/05/04 15:26] Mecha: And manages to untangle frmo the hair and the whip. sapphire your turn
[2025/05/04 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: that'll help
[2025/05/04 15:27] Sapphire: you mentioned a strength check to flip it over?
[2025/05/04 15:27] Sapphire: I think Ana would like to try that
[2025/05/04 15:28] Mecha: okay roll for it
[2025/05/04 15:29] D20: Sapphire rolls 9
[2025/05/04 15:29] Sapphire: Str 13
[2025/05/04 15:29] Mecha: Okay you get it up... and over
[2025/05/04 15:30] Mecha: Mistress you are blasted by wind and some dirt from its fall since you are on the ground. However it does not land on you.
[2025/05/04 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh. Good.
[2025/05/04 15:31] Mecha: Top of the round the Scorpion is on its back and is goingt o take its action to try and flip itself back over.
[2025/05/04 15:31] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2025/05/04 15:32] Mecha: It is rocking back and forth like a turtle would trying to get back on its feet. it has a good motion going and will flip next round
[2025/05/04 15:33] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas you're up
[2025/05/04 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hit it in the voolnerables with the warhammer
[2025/05/04 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2025/05/04 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: AC 7, unless there's a + for prone.
[2025/05/04 15:35] Mecha: There is a plus 3 to it
[2025/05/04 15:35] Mecha: but you made it by one
[2025/05/04 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, AC 4
[2025/05/04 15:35] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2025/05/04 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3 damage
[2025/05/04 15:36] Andreas: /me steps on it's tail, pulls shorts sword, swings and tries to chop off tip of it's tail.
[2025/05/04 15:36] D20: Andreas rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:36] Mecha: So, while prone you hit it with the hammer. you catch it as it is rocking towards you stopping its momentum and causing it to roll back, but it is still trying
[2025/05/04 15:37] Mecha: You go to step on its tail you miss and it knocks you off your feet. You are now on the ground prone as well.
[2025/05/04 15:38] Andreas: /me "stupid scorp...." coughs out bit of soil
[2025/05/04 15:39] Mecha: Jassie
[2025/05/04 15:39] Jassie: stab em!
[2025/05/04 15:40] Jassie: run in and stab em maybe at the in between its joints, hopefully it's softer there
[2025/05/04 15:40] Mecha: roll it
[2025/05/04 15:40] D20: Jassie rolls 17
[2025/05/04 15:40] Jassie: wooo
[2025/05/04 15:40] Jassie: hits probably
[2025/05/04 15:41] Jassie: ?
[2025/05/04 15:41] Mecha: yep that hits roll damage
[2025/05/04 15:41] Jassie: yay!
[2025/05/04 15:41] D6: Jassie rolls 5
[2025/05/04 15:41] D6: Jassie rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:42] Jassie: so it is weaker in the joints
[2025/05/04 15:43] Mecha: Wouldn't say weaker but but more stabbable because it needs exposed joints to move
[2025/05/04 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you're so drunk you missed a joint and hit a scale but the scale was weak and easily stabbed
[2025/05/04 15:45] Jassie: hahaha!!
[2025/05/04 15:45] Mecha: All right, the scorpion screams out an animalistic scream of pain as damage is done.
[2025/05/04 15:45] Mecha: Bloom is gonna take another whip chance at it.
[2025/05/04 15:45] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:46] Andreas: /me ha finally it's not only me who rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:46] Mecha: And tangles herself up in her whip and falls to the ground. Prone and tied up like a thanksgiving turkey
[2025/05/04 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2025/05/04 15:47] Jassie: Kaelin probably likes that hehe
[2025/05/04 15:47] Sapphire: Ana up?
[2025/05/04 15:48] Mecha: Ana
[2025/05/04 15:49] Sapphire: Ana is gonna use the rope to try and hogtie the scorpion creature, giggling as she goes. It's been too long since she's been in a proper fight!
[2025/05/04 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: you call -this- a proper fight???
[2025/05/04 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: we got a prone entangled plant girl and Jassie actually hit something
[2025/05/04 15:50] Jassie: XD
[2025/05/04 15:50] Mecha: Roll for grapple with a 3 modifier as it is currently still rocking back and forth
[2025/05/04 15:50] Jassie: hey i did reasonably well
[2025/05/04 15:50] D20: Sapphire rolls 6
[2025/05/04 15:52] Mecha: Nope, you get a couple legs but the others are wiggling and kicking as it were and you can't get a full hogtie
[2025/05/04 15:52] Mecha: Top of the round. Scorpion is going to give it one last try to flip
[2025/05/04 15:52] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[2025/05/04 15:53] Mecha: And slips on the same non existent Mud MIstress slipped in earlier and finds itself on its back and officially prone
[2025/05/04 15:53] Sapphire: "Bind it up!"
[2025/05/04 15:54] Mecha: okay it is prone and it is Mistress and Andreas
[2025/05/04 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hammer time!
[2025/05/04 15:55] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[2025/05/04 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: maybe later.
[2025/05/04 15:55] Mecha: It's prone so you hit it
[2025/05/04 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: \o/
[2025/05/04 15:55] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2025/05/04 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2 damage!
[2025/05/04 15:55] Andreas: /me stands up, swings the short sword again and tries to chop off tip of it's tail, again.
[2025/05/04 15:56] Mecha: Roll for it Andres
[2025/05/04 15:56] D20: Andreas rolls 11
[2025/05/04 15:56] Mecha: Mistress Did this one miss you getting back to your feet?
[2025/05/04 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: er....
[2025/05/04 15:56] Andreas: /me good at least I shouldn't cut off my leg, good good
[2025/05/04 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: <.<
[2025/05/04 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: >.>
[2025/05/04 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: No? You decided that, as DM
[2025/05/04 15:57] Andreas: I said "I shouldn't"
[2025/05/04 15:57] Andreas: and I hope I won't
[2025/05/04 15:57] Mecha: Nope you have been striking while still on the ground. The hit still stands though
[2025/05/04 15:57] Mecha: Andreas roll damage
[2025/05/04 15:57] D6: Andreas rolls 6
[2025/05/04 15:58] Andreas: oh wow
[2025/05/04 15:58] Jassie: nicee
[2025/05/04 15:58] Mecha: okay, because you did that much damage you get most of the way through its tail, but do not completely sever it.
[2025/05/04 16:00] Andreas: /me "big fat stony tail ... stupid scorp" ... shakes his had
[2025/05/04 16:00] Mecha: Jassie
[2025/05/04 16:01] Jassie: is there still any rope left dangling to tie the rest of its legs
[2025/05/04 16:02] Jassie: if not i'll just try to chop one of its claws off
[2025/05/04 16:02] Mecha: What Ana has hog tied, a couple legs tied up
[2025/05/04 16:03] Sapphire: the question was about rope
[2025/05/04 16:03] Sapphire: though Ana has a bunch!
[2025/05/04 16:03] Jassie: i'll try to tie the rest up then
[2025/05/04 16:04] Mecha: Okay roll for the attck
[2025/05/04 16:04] D20: Jassie rolls 8
[2025/05/04 16:04] Jassie: ah drunkenness strikes once more
[2025/05/04 16:05] Mecha: Again, it is prone so at this point you have half its legs bound up tight
[2025/05/04 16:05] Mecha: Because of your drunkeness you are able to move and weave with the legs
[2025/05/04 16:05] Mecha: Bloom tries to untangle herself. "Fuggin' get off me!"
[2025/05/04 16:05] D20: Mecha rolls 5
[2025/05/04 16:06] Mecha: She is a bit freed but still tangled
[2025/05/04 16:06] Mecha: Ana...
[2025/05/04 16:07] Sapphire: Gonna get rope from my pack and finish tying this scorpion up
[2025/05/04 16:07] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2025/05/04 16:08] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2025/05/04 16:08] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2025/05/04 16:09] Mecha: okay it is now tied up tail hanging limply after almost being hacked off. so now it is going to try and attack MIstress with its claws
[2025/05/04 16:09] Mecha: one claw misses
[2025/05/04 16:09] D8: Mecha rolls 8
[2025/05/04 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...ow?
[2025/05/04 16:09] Mecha: One claw does 5 points of damage
[2025/05/04 16:10] Mecha: Had to do a damage modifier for the extenuating circumstances, the pain and the being tied up*
[2025/05/04 16:10] Sapphire: 5 to ana?
[2025/05/04 16:11] Sapphire: "Come on, you're gonna be a great prize! Maybe even a pet!"
[2025/05/04 16:11] Mecha: no 5 to kaelin
[2025/05/04 16:12] Mecha: All right, Mistress and Andreas. this sucker is looking pretty beat up. what are ya gonna do?
[2025/05/04 16:12] Andreas: /me swings again with short sword and tries to chop off partially dangling tip of the scorpion's tail.
[2025/05/04 16:12] D20: Andreas rolls 4
[2025/05/04 16:13] D6: Andreas rolls 4
[2025/05/04 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Warhammer to anything thumpable
[2025/05/04 16:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2025/05/04 16:13] Mecha: you missed with the 4
[2025/05/04 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: \o/ 18 \o/
[2025/05/04 16:13] Mecha: Roll damage
[2025/05/04 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: hits AC 1
[2025/05/04 16:13] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2025/05/04 16:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Smacked for 5! Take it back, biatch!
[2025/05/04 16:13] Mecha: *Jassie might appreciate this when I say.* How do you want to do this?
[2025/05/04 16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Violently as possible.
[2025/05/04 16:14] Jassie: woooo!
[2025/05/04 16:15] Mecha: okay as you are still prone. You manage a hammer shot to the side of its head managing to crack its stone shell exposing the meaty insides. Right through to its brain which goes squish against the inside of its own head
[2025/05/04 16:16] Jassie: well scorp brain sandwich anyone?
[2025/05/04 16:16] Mecha: With that the smegging thing is dead.
[2025/05/04 16:16] Jassie: scorp brain sushi
[2025/05/04 16:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kaelin: "Pass."
[2025/05/04 16:16] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2025/05/04 16:17] Mecha: Bloom manages to untangle her self and whips the dead body once."So there."
[2025/05/04 16:17] Sapphire: "Nooo! I was -this- close to catching it!"
[2025/05/04 16:17] Jassie: well done!
[2025/05/04 16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Catch faster, next time
[2025/05/04 16:17] Jassie: what would'ja have done if u did catch it though Ana?
[2025/05/04 16:18] Jassie: it woulda still be aggro to us
[2025/05/04 16:18] Andreas: /me "she'd use it instead of horse" ... grins at Ana
[2025/05/04 16:19] Sapphire: "See if I could train it," she smiles back. "It usually doesn't work but it's fun to try."
[2025/05/04 16:19] Mecha: So you have a dead stone scorpion in the room. Everybody roll perception
[2025/05/04 16:20] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2025/05/04 16:20] Sapphire: "Well, maybe I can use the shell for something!"
[2025/05/04 16:20] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 14
[2025/05/04 16:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Success
[2025/05/04 16:20] Jassie: tries to get some of its meat out
[2025/05/04 16:21] Jassie: maybe we can make some grilled meats
[2025/05/04 16:21] D20: Andreas rolls 13
[2025/05/04 16:22] Mecha: okay so Jassie is working on the meat thing those who succeeded notice there is no moer skittering sounds. The whole room is silent except for your beathing, your words.. and Jassie trying to get scorpion meat out
[2025/05/04 16:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...uh oh
[2025/05/04 16:23] Mecha: Jassie roll a D20
[2025/05/04 16:25] D20: Jassie rolls 11
[2025/05/04 16:26] Mecha: You find a good amount of meat., and manage to avoid the poison from the stinger
[2025/05/04 16:26] Andreas: /me "somebody is hungry, actually scorpion's meat is very nutritious. Can help you to survive in desert. And larger the scrop less poisonous it is" ... watching Jassie trying to rip of meat out of scorp and smiles
[2025/05/04 16:26] Mecha: So whats everyone doing?
[2025/05/04 16:27] Andreas: /me starts to untangle the scorp from rope to get it back with spear.
[2025/05/04 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Getting, standing back, wiping off warhammer
[2025/05/04 16:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: I guess get back to looking for the mcguffin
[2025/05/04 16:27] Sapphire: Ana will finish tying up the remains of the main scorpion body and sling it on her back before resuming looking around
[2025/05/04 16:28] Mecha: okayYou search around the room. Make a perception check Mistress
[2025/05/04 16:28] Jassie: this is gonna be a feast for sure, looks at the meat
[2025/05/04 16:28] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2025/05/04 16:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2025/05/04 16:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: success!
[2025/05/04 16:29] Mecha: You search around the room, no mcguffin. Egg or otherwise
[2025/05/04 16:29] Mecha: However you do find....
[2025/05/04 16:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: a cliffhanger! Dangling from the ceiling!
[2025/05/04 16:30] Mecha: No but you do find a small box in some sand
[2025/05/04 16:31] Jassie: lolol
[2025/05/04 16:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: and the cliffhanger is in the box?
[2025/05/04 16:32] Mecha: The box is small and it has a picture of steak. If you open the box you get a deck of cards and a note that says Cliffhanger
[2025/05/04 16:33] Sapphire: normal cards?
[2025/05/04 16:33] Mecha: You will have to find out next time
[2025/05/04 16:33] Mecha: Also everyone, welcome to level 3
[2025/05/04 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: \o/
[2025/05/04 16:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: max hp or roll?
[2025/05/04 16:34] Mecha: Gonna go max
[2025/05/04 16:34] Sapphire: wooo
[2025/05/04 16:34] Sapphire: what do halflings get at L3 ?
[2025/05/04 16:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: 6hp, isn't it?
[2025/05/04 16:35] Jassie: oh just hp for me
[2025/05/04 16:36] Jassie: i forgot to roll my lvl2 hp also lol
[2025/05/04 16:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2025/05/04 16:36] Jassie: wish me luck
[2025/05/04 16:36] D8: Jassie rolls 1
[2025/05/04 16:36] D8: Jassie rolls 4
[2025/05/04 16:36] Jassie: ewww 1
[2025/05/04 16:36] Jassie: oh well
[2025/05/04 16:36] Mecha: Hold on a second
[2025/05/04 16:37] Sapphire: Mecha said Max HP
[2025/05/04 16:37] Mecha: Jassie roll 5D6
[2025/05/04 16:37] Mecha: yeah never mind the rolls then
[2025/05/04 16:37] Jassie: oh ok
[2025/05/04 16:37] Mecha: add 30 to your HP
[2025/05/04 16:37] Jassie: wut?
[2025/05/04 16:37] Mecha: 2 2d6 2,000
[2025/05/04 16:37] Mecha: 3 3d6 4,000
[2025/05/04 16:37] Jassie: oh that much??
[2025/05/04 16:38] Mecha: yep
[2025/05/04 16:38] Jassie: i saw the website it was 1d8 per lvl
[2025/05/04 16:38] Jassie: but follow yours
[2025/05/04 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: If Jassie is 3rd level and you're adding max hp, that's 18hp max.
[2025/05/04 16:38] Mecha: It is but she forgot to add her second level before
[2025/05/04 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: no
[2025/05/04 16:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: 18hp MAX at 3rd level.
[2025/05/04 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1 1d6 0 2 2d6 2,000 3 3d6 4,000
[2025/05/04 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: straight from the site.
[2025/05/04 16:39] Jassie: 1d8 for me
[2025/05/04 16:39] Jassie: dwarf is 1d8 no?
[2025/05/04 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're a halfling?
[2025/05/04 16:39] Sapphire: on paper ye
[2025/05/04 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dwarf: 3d8
[2025/05/04 16:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: so MAX 24hp.
[2025/05/04 16:39] Mecha: And this one read it as progressive. level zero roll 1D6, level 2 2D6
[2025/05/04 16:39] Jassie: yea does con give extra?
[2025/05/04 16:39] Mecha: LEvel 3 3D6
[2025/05/04 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's your CON score?
[2025/05/04 16:40] Jassie: 12
[2025/05/04 16:40] Sapphire: +1 CON here from a 15
[2025/05/04 16:40] Mecha: Jassie it's 18 now
[2025/05/04 16:40] Andreas: what is my hp for lvl 3? And should I roll now for the lvl 3 stats?
[2025/05/04 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: No bonus, sorry.
[2025/05/04 16:40] Jassie: so just add 16 then?
[2025/05/04 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Andreas: +5hp.
[2025/05/04 16:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: no... Jassie... your hp ARE 18.
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was 6 at level 1, 12 at level 2, 18 at level 3.
[2025/05/04 16:41] Andreas: okay so I have 15 now, good good.
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: yup
[2025/05/04 16:41] Jassie: oh not 1d8 for dwarves
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: GAA!
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dwarf: 24hp maximum
[2025/05/04 16:41] Jassie: cause website says 1d8, i'm so confused
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: because you said halfling
[2025/05/04 16:41] Mecha: Jassie we are going with this.
[2025/05/04 16:41] Jassie: i said dwarf
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: halfling is 1d6
[2025/05/04 16:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: dwarf is 1d8
[2025/05/04 16:41] Mecha: http://81.133.27.194/Dungeons&Kittens/lore/halfling.html
[2025/05/04 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: 3 levels maxed = 24hp
[2025/05/04 16:42] Jassie: so i'm a halfling?
[2025/05/04 16:42] Jassie: iom so confused
[2025/05/04 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: you tell me
[2025/05/04 16:42] Mecha: I see the mix up
[2025/05/04 16:42] Jassie: i''ve been dwarf since beginning
[2025/05/04 16:42] Mecha: Jassie you are a dwarf
[2025/05/04 16:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: 24hp.
[2025/05/04 16:42] Mecha: Sapphire you are a halfling
[2025/05/04 16:42] Jassie: even my paper is dwarf lol
[2025/05/04 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire 18hp.
[2025/05/04 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Plus CON adjust x3)
[2025/05/04 16:43] Jassie: ah ok, so i was correct haha
[2025/05/04 16:43] Mecha: Mistress you are.. dangerous even prone
[2025/05/04 16:43] Sapphire: I am aware I am a halfling :D
[2025/05/04 16:43] Sapphire: hmmm, prone Mistress.....
[2025/05/04 16:43] Jassie: and i'm aware im a dwarf
[2025/05/04 16:43] Jassie: hehe
[2025/05/04 16:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Whats your CON score, Sapphire?
[2025/05/04 16:44] Mecha: And I am aware I am going to need a shot or two
[2025/05/04 16:45] Sapphire: CON: 15 Adjustment: +1
[2025/05/04 16:45] Sapphire: is that 21 HP for Ana?
[2025/05/04 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: yup
[2025/05/04 16:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: 1d6+1/level, 3d6+3 total, 18+3 = 21
[2025/05/04 16:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: ooooh I get two spells!
[2025/05/04 16:46] Mecha: okay, write them up and send them too me
[2025/05/04 16:47] Mecha: Be right back
[2025/05/04 16:48] Jassie: ok, have to get to bed
[2025/05/04 16:48] Sapphire: /me shares hugs
[2025/05/04 16:49] Andreas: nini Jessie 🍻
[2025/05/04 16:49] Jassie: hugs everyone!
[2025/05/04 16:49] Jassie: gniteee
[2025/05/04 16:49] Second Life: Items successfully shared.
[2025/05/04 16:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Night!
[2025/05/04 16:50] Andreas: this was fun, beating scorp ...