[14:19] Mecha: So When we last left our heroes and Mistress you had found one of these possessed masks. However it was now on the face of a not so very friendly goblin who stepped on a flower. First round of combat has passed There are right now two regular Goblins, one goblin with a mask and four goblin shadow ninjas with him
[14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl whipped him. He can be whipped!
[14:19] Mecha: It is now top of round two, which means Goblin and shadow ninjas first.
[14:20] Mecha: Also. Only one who can do that Andreas? Smiles as the toy in her bag vibrates for a moment.
[14:20] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[14:21] Mecha: Regular goblin takes a swing at Mistress, but misses
[14:21] Mecha: Shadow ninjas attack now as they draw what look like very weird goblin style swords
[14:21] Andreas lighting up the torch and throwing it at the masked goblin.
[14:21] Sapphire: what's the apparent armor on these gobs?
[14:21] Mecha: gotta wait until your turn Andreas
[14:21] Andreas nods
[14:22] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[14:22] Mecha: First ninja takes a swipe at Andreas and misses
[14:22] Mecha: *One for each of you*
[14:22] Mecha: Next at Sapphire
[14:22] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[14:23] Mecha: going to assume that misses
[14:24] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[14:24] D6: Mecha rolls 1
[14:24] Sapphire: with full plate and shield? probably
[14:24] Sapphire: AC 2
[14:25] Mecha: Layla the shadow Ninja swinging for you misses so bad its sword gets wedged tight into the ground. it is stuck so bad it will be trying to pull it out on its next turn
[14:25] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[14:25] Mecha: And Mistress
[14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: yus?
[14:26] Mecha: does a 19 hit?
[14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: probably, depending on what AC you hit
[14:27] Mecha: it is swinging at you
[14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: what's it's THAC0 or HD?
[14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: It probably does, since that looks like AC 1, and I'm AC 2
[14:28] Sapphire: recall, this is Basic so we go by the Thaco system
[14:28] Mecha: Okay. It is a roll of 19 to hit. Looking at thaco it does hit you
[14:28] D8: Mecha rolls 8
[14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: then, yes.
[14:29] Mecha: You take 8 damage
[14:29] Mecha: and roll a spell saving throw
[14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl takes it like a ... wait, males, bah.
[14:29] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: save vs what?
[14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Spells. Made it!
[14:30] Mecha: Spells
[14:30] Mecha: There we go
[14:30] Mecha: So you feel an icy chill run through your body as the sword cuts its way into you
[14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: cool
[14:31] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[14:31] Mecha: Mask Goblin tries to summon more shadow beings but fails
[14:32] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[14:33] Mecha: Other Regular goblin is freaked right the hell out and runs away
[14:33] Mecha: Sapphire, your turn
[14:33] Mecha: But first Layla roll a D20
[14:35] Sapphire: So you said one of the swords is stuck in the ground? Gonna leap and kick it in the side so that it either snaps or at least gets kicked away from the guy grabbing it
[14:36] Mecha: okay roll the attack
[14:36] D20: Layla rolls 8
[14:37] Mecha: And Layla we need you to roll as well so we can get you on the in combat
[14:37] Mecha: okay that would be a miss. It bends slightly but does not break but thankfully you do NOT knock it out of the ground
[14:38] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[14:39] Mecha: *Misread that. Layla you are good you will go after Sapphire. Sapphire that was still a miss though. Same results*
[14:41] Mecha: Layla it is your turn
[14:42] Layla: I will attack the guy with my sword
[14:42] Mecha: Which guy and roll to attack
[14:43] Layla: same one saphire atacked
[14:43] D20: Layla rolls 7
[14:44] Mecha: That is also a miss as your attack misses because the Ninja changes stance, taking away your target.
[14:45] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas your turns
[14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can I make a quick action before my go?
[14:46] Mecha: okay....
[14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who hit me, again...?
[14:46] Mecha: whats the action, before I agree to it
[14:46] Mecha: One of the ninja goblins
[14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Right. Let's see how he ninjas his way out of this.
[14:47] Andreas is the masked goblin wearing anything what is easily flamable? In other words will the torch be enough to possibly set him in fire or would it need an oil or anything extra to set him on fire?
[14:48] Mecha: He's wearing clothes, but outside of that nothing that seems outwardly flammable
[14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl takes her knife, eyes fixed on that ninja goblin and slices a line down her cheek, to draw a fair quantity of blood, and laughs while smiling. "ha ha HA HA HA! HA!" :) (Nailed it!). Then it's warhammer time.
[14:49] Mecha: ...*blinks*
[14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can I attack now? :)
[14:50] Andreas if Jasse would be here, she'd defo had an alcohol. Hmmm. Pulls out spear and throws it an the masked goblin.
[14:50] Mecha: Um yes,
[14:50] Mecha: both of you roll to attack
[14:50] D20: Andreas rolls 1
[14:50] Andreas: sure
[14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl draws a breath and SCREAMS at the ninja goblin: "I AM A DELICATE LITTLE FLOWER!" .... and... rolls a....
[14:50] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 16
[14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hit AC 3
[14:51] Mecha: Andreas you throw your spear and miss entirely to the point it lands flat and slides into tall grass
[14:52] Mecha: Mistress you hit the shadow ninja, roll damage
[14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Eat this.
[14:52] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[14:53] Mecha: All right Shadow Ninja is damaged by this but does not make a sound, simply dripping a black ichor on to the ground.
[14:53] Mecha: Mistress pick high or low
[14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: It'll drop more in a minute
[14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Low, given the way everyone ELSE has rolled.
[14:53] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[14:53] Sapphire: "What the?" Ana frowns when she sees the shadow ninja bleeding black instead of a normal goblin color like purple
[14:54] D4: Mecha rolls 4
[14:54] Mecha: Since you drew a fair amount of blood by cutting yourself you take two points of damage from the cut.
[14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...bleeding from a bludgeoning attack? I wasn't cutting its' throat...
[14:55] Mecha: One from the cut, one from the blood loss
[14:55] Mecha: You cut yourself
[14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Pfft. That's not harmful.
[14:55] Mecha: takes her knife, eyes fixed on that ninja goblin and slices a line down her cheek, to draw a fair quantity of blood, and laughs while smiling.
[14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not much.
[14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Eh. I stand by my style.
[14:56] Mecha: And you should. Folks dig scars
[14:56] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[14:56] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's not meant to scar!
[14:57] D6: Mecha rolls 1
[14:57] Mecha: As goblin number two moves to attack Mistress it is stopped as Andreas' spear comes flying back. Hitting him in the back for 1` pt of damage
[14:58] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[14:58] Andreas 👀 heh, well at least I found the spear
[14:58] Mecha: Shadow ninjas turn: One pulls the sword from the ground, ending its turn. One looks at Mistress and swipes with its sword. and misses
[14:59] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[14:59] Mecha: One swings for Andreas and misses
[14:59] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[14:59] Mecha: One swings for Sapphire and hits
[14:59] D6: Mecha rolls 2
[14:59] Mecha: for 2 points of damage
[15:00] D10: Mecha rolls 5
[15:00] D10: Mecha rolls 1
[15:00] Mecha: Mask Goblin spends his turn again trying to summon more and fails
[15:00] Jassie: heywo
[15:00] Mecha: Hi Jassie
[15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: nice of you to drop in, jassie
[15:00] Jassie: lol
[15:00] Sapphire: Ana grunts as their armguards catch the swing, leaving a painful dent in their otherwise gleaming armor. "Ha! Quite the arm on you! Now let me show you mine!"
[15:01] Mecha: We are in combat and still and we will bring your action on the next round
[15:01] Jassie: okie
[15:01] Mecha: Sapphire and Layla what are you doing?
[15:01] Layla: I am going to attach the ninja
[15:02] Sapphire: Same, coordinating to attack the ninja from both sides!
[15:02] Mecha: Okay, roll your attacks
[15:02] D20: Sapphire rolls 13
[15:02] D20: Layla rolls 12
[15:03] Jassie: what are u attaching Layla?
[15:03] Jassie: XD
[15:03] Mecha: Sapphire you hitwhich one is this gob 2, mask or shadow?
[15:03] Mecha: you dont hit yet. I need to know the target.
[15:03] Layla: the ninja
[15:04] Sapphire: same as Layla
[15:04] Jassie: (what are u attaching it with XD?)
[15:04] Sapphire: oh, my short sword
[15:04] Jassie: (okok I'll stop)
[15:04] Layla: oh the sword
[15:04] Andreas: Hi Jessie, does your character have anything flammable, like alcohol i.e.?
[15:04] Mecha: okay, Sapphire you hit, Layla you barely miss. It looks like Sapphire hit a bit sooner than you knocking him out of the way of your hit. Sapphire roll damage
[15:05] Jassie: (Jassa always has alcohol lol, but may not be that flammable, that depends on Mecha)
[15:06] D6: Sapphire rolls 5
[15:07] Andreas it's good to have a well prepared companion Jassie, just don't drink it all before the attack okay?
[15:07] Mecha: All right, five points of damage to the Shadow ninja
[15:07] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas, your turn
[15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl hefts up her war hammer and bellows at the ninja goblin "FOR THE FLOWERS!" and brings the hammer down hard
[15:08] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 9
[15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: A 9 is good, right?
[15:09] Andreas pulls out the sword and attacks closest enemy
[15:09] D20: Andreas rolls 5
[15:09] Mecha: Mistress as you swing to attack the ninja it leaps back doing a backflip causing you to miss. Your hammer wacks into the ground.
[15:09] Mecha: Andreas roll attack
[15:10] D6: Andreas rolls 5
[15:11] Andreas: D20 rolled 5 so well I hope the D6 was what you've asked for.
[15:11] Mecha: That would be goblin number 2 and you connect but it hits a piece of scrap armor on him and bounces off harmlessly
[15:12] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[15:12] Mecha: Top of the round Goblin looks around ready to fight using his turn to figure out who to attack, when a clod of dirt beans hhim in the back of the head
[15:12] Andreas great, at least I didn't lost nor break my sword or cut myself.
[15:13] Mecha: The four shadow Ninjas stop moving all together and sink back into the ground.
[15:13] Sapphire: Do they leave blood behind?
[15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: do we get a last attack before they chicken out?
[15:14] Mecha: You can try but they are sinking into shadows, and the only thing they drip is this black Icor
[15:14] Mecha: Jassie your turn
[15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll try!
[15:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hits AC 2 :)
[15:15] Jassie: Jassa sees that and sighs, swings her halberd down on the closest one as she hates cowardly fighting.
[15:15] D20: Jassie rolls 15
[15:16] Jassie: (enough to hit?)
[15:16] Mecha: Mistress you do need to wait until your turn to do it. they will be gone at the top of the round
[15:16] Mecha: It does, roll damage
[15:16] Jassie: wooo
[15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: "
[15:14] Mecha: You can try"!
[15:17] Jassie: (wait what did we decide on for halberd damage?)
[15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2d6 wasn't it?
[15:17] D6: Jassie rolls 3
[15:17] D6: Jassie rolls 4
[15:17] Mecha: yes
[15:17] Mecha: Yes, you can try on your turn
[15:17] Now playing: refuge chillstep mix 2024
[15:17] Sapphire inquires if Anna gets to take one last shot
[15:18] Mecha: 7 points to a sinking shadow ninja chopping its nearly off. It is dripping Ichor and smoke is swirling where the cut went
[15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...its what??
[15:19] Mecha: *Yes everyone gets one chance to do something the shadow Ninjas will be gone at the top of the next round
[15:19] Mecha: Masked Gobbo looks around in confusion before attacking the bloodied Mistress.
[15:19] D20: Mecha rolls 1
[15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fail :P
[15:20] Jassie: after the overhead strike, i swing around the halberd to strike the gobbo next to it
[15:20] Jassie: in a continuous motion
[15:20] Mecha: He trips and falls flat on his mask, but strangely enough he bounces and begins floating in the air.
[15:21] Mecha: *You only get one attack per round Jassie*
[15:21] Mecha: *Also go ahead and level up. everyone is level 2 now*
[15:21] Jassie: (was worth a try haha)
[15:22] Mecha: All right. Sapphire and Layla
[15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Smacking that ninja chicken goblin worm on the head
[15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, wait. Ignore moe
[15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: me, even, ffs
[15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Forgot, I'm not Sapphire.
[15:23] D20: Sapphire rolls 7
[15:24] Sapphire: Trying to get one more stab in
[15:24] Sapphire: though that likely wasn't enough
[15:24] Mecha: You do miss as they sink right below where your blade goes
[15:24] Andreas what about that masked goblin?
[15:25] Layla: I will attack the Ninja with the small sword
[15:25] D20: Layla rolls 3
[15:25] Layla: or not lol
[15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl rolls eyes
[15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: same shit, different campaign
[15:25] Jassie: (hahaha)
[15:25] Mecha: It is also a miss same reason why
[15:26] Mecha: Masked goblin is floating off the ground looking confused.
[15:26] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas, your turn
[15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can I attack that ninja goblin what got me?
[15:26] Mecha: yeah it is still sinking
[15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Its' about to sink a lot more.
[15:27] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: an 8 helps, right?
[15:27] Andreas attacks the masked goblin with his sword
[15:27] D20: Andreas rolls 7
[15:28] Andreas: oh lol, sure. If I through the torch everything would burn except enemies .. 🤣
[15:30] Jassie: lol
[15:31] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas you both miss as the shadow ninjas disappear from sight. The floating goblin floats above Andreas' attack. YOu all suddenly hear."Of all the beings to find that mask..." As you look up you see that floating head you all know and love. He looks at you all."Would love to vaporize you all but I need to get this guy home."
[15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Fuck him, is that goblin still about?
[15:32] Sapphire: remind me why we love this floating head?
[15:33] Mecha: *You don't as far as I know.*
[15:33] Jassie: reminds me how drunk I am lol
[15:33] Mecha: The masked goblin is being floated over to Shinigamo
[15:34] Jassie: Shinigami or shinigamo?
[15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: weren't there two goblins and one ran off? The other still here?
[15:35] Andreas lol Jessie, if you close one eye and you still see twice than you're very drunk :)
[15:35] Sapphire: So we're supposed to stop that happening right? Ana is of a mind to go tackle the floating goblin and try to get the mask off
[15:35] Mecha: Yep. He is watching and he is absolutely gobsmacked
[15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh. Right, that fucking mask. I can attack with my whip and snap it round that idiots' neck and yank him back?
[15:36] Jassie: if the mask is close enough, I wanna help Sonja
[15:36] Mecha: *The masked one or the one still on the ground forgetting you are all there
[15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: The floating fool
[15:37] Andreas "the Shinigamo doesn't like onions" ... searching for an onion in his pocket ... "ha" ... found one of the few he has and throws it at Shinigamo
[15:37] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[15:38] Mecha: *Okay, since it top of the round I will be under the impression those will be your actions. Goblin 2 is standing there looking confused when another clump of dirt hits him.
[15:38] Mecha: Jassie, what are you doing?
[15:39] Jassie: is the floating masked dude within range? if so jassie tries closing one eye and goes for an attack also
[15:40] Mecha: At this moment he is about 7 feet off the ground. If you're a dwarf you gotta throw something.
[15:40] Andreas yeah "throw up" something 🤭
[15:40] Jassie: (LOL)
[15:41] Jassie: looks drunkenly at the mask and throws a javelin at
[15:41] Mecha: So Jassie roll your attack
[15:41] Sapphire: Toss an onion at the floating head and then use some rope to try and lasso the goblin back!
[15:41] D20: Jassie rolls 11
[15:42] Mecha: Jassie it flies a bit wide and misses sadly
[15:42] Jassie: "get yer arse down here if u wanna talk masky"
[15:42] Jassie: "well gotta go get that later"
[15:43] Mecha: Goblin with a mask is struggling in his magical bonds. Sapphire and Layla
[15:43] Mecha: Sapphire roll the attack
[15:43] D20: Sapphire rolls 10
[15:44] Layla: I will attack goblen with the sword
[15:44] D20: Layla rolls 4
[15:44] Layla: or not again
[15:44] Mecha: Onion is thrown but Shini floats out of the way."Not getting me like last time."
[15:45] Mecha: Okay you do miss sadly but at least nothing is broken
[15:45] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas. I assume what you two said before is your action?
[15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can I attack the guy and snag him with the whip? If not, is that other goblin still here?
[15:46] Mecha: you can try and snag him also the other guy is still there
[15:46] Andreas well Shinigumo is floating away so I don't know if it makes sense to throw an onion at him?
[15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Snag the masked muppet
[15:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: a 6 is good, right?
[15:47] Mecha: Ye, as your whip goes out you get the distinct sensation of hitting something and there is a scream as the fly you hit plummets to the ground dead on impact
[15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Excellent
[15:48] Jassie: hahaha
[15:48] Jassie: that is definitely 1 ded fly
[15:49] Sapphire: hmmmmmm
[15:50] Mecha: he is not floating away but is about to
[15:50] Sapphire: anything stopping me from lassoing that goblin?
[15:50] Andreas well I won't hit him anyway ... I rather try to find my spear
[15:51] Mecha: spear is on the ground by gobbo number 2
[15:51] Andreas moves to the gobbo number 2 to take my spear back
[15:52] D20: Mecha rolls 11
[15:54] Mecha: As you do a glob of dirt flies at you, landing on the ground at your feet."You hear a soft shrill."Sorry!" As Shinigamo flies off taking the masked gobbo in tow, leaving only Goblin number 2 to realize he is all alone.
[15:55] Jassie: glare at em lol
[15:55] Sapphire: "Darn! I wanted that mask!"
[15:56] Mecha: *Raises an eyebrow looking at everyone.*
[15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll grab the little sod
[15:57] Mecha: Gobbo number 2 looks ar ound and jumps in realization before trying to run away. Last chance for attacks. Start with Jassie
[15:57] Mecha: Still combat so still gotta go turns, sorry Mistress
[15:59] Jassie: glares menacingly at the gobbo, before saying, "you got one chance to surrender or say something." and seeing what he does etc, I might swing instantly or not
[15:59] Mecha: *Must say I am loving that you are all anxious to attack though*
[16:00] Jassie: (hey not true, I may be drunk but I gave hima chance)
[16:00] Mecha: Gobbo stops for a moment."I give up I give UP!"
[16:01] Jassie: Does he drop his weapons?
[16:01] Mecha: no but right now he seems to scared to think straight
[16:02] Jassie: "drop it" I say out loud as i use the halberd to hit on the weapons
[16:02] Andreas is trying to get his spear back. "Drop your weapons, hands up and sit down!" He yells at the Gobbo.
[16:02] Jassie: nods, "yea that"
[16:03] Sapphire: Ana grins, rope still in hand, moving behind the gobble. "You are now our captive. Answer our questions honestly, and I'll keep you safe from my friends here."
[16:03] Mecha: He drops the weapons
[16:04] Mecha: Sapphire since it is yours and Laylas turn you are going to tie him up while saying that?
[16:04] Sapphire: yeah! and/or as my turn occurs
[16:05] Mecha: got it, you tie him up. Layla what do you do?
[16:06] Layla: Can I bitch slap him to try and get him to talk?
[16:06] Mecha: sure, roll to attack
[16:06] D20: Layla rolls 13
[16:06] Layla: finally
[16:06] Mecha: okay you bitch slap him roll 1d4
[16:07] D4: Layla rolls 2
[16:07] Andreas bitch slap +1
[16:07] Mecha: 2 points of damage to show you mean it
[16:07] Mecha: Mistress and Andreas your turns
[16:08] Jassie: (wow full one abuse here)
[16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Must you beat it to death before it answers our questions? If you want answers from it, allow me to question it."
[16:08] Andreas "I just want my spear back ... but maybe it has something". Searching the Gobbo first, to steal whatever it has.
[16:09] Mecha: The gobbo looks at the bloody whip Wielding woman and audibly gulps
[16:09] Jassie: "some drink here?" asks the goblin
[16:09] Mecha: the spear is on the ground right next to the gobbo. He did not take it it was thrown at him by a mysterious being in the wodds and then it fell out.
[16:10] Mecha: *End Combat*
[16:10] Jassie: "do u want some drink?"
[16:10] Mecha: Jassie offering a drink the gobbo gratefully accepts it."Oh chonk, poor poor chonk" He bemoans
[16:11] Jassie pours em a cup
[16:11] Jassie: "its strong stuff."
[16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl shakes her head at these amateurs, and wanders off to find a few pink flowers
[16:11] Mecha: He takes a small sip and is knocked over by the potency
[16:12] Jassie: (LOL)
[16:12] Jassie: "well someone cant hold their liquor well."
[16:14] Andreas: gtg kittens. Thank you for fun. Pity I rolled nothing .... lol. See you on Thursday.
[16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl needs three pink flowers. There must be some, right?
[16:14] Mecha: Mistress as you are looking for flowers you hear some giggling towards the woods
[16:14] Jassie: (oh god, its fucking fey)
[16:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Fuckdamnit I just want some fucking flowers!" I look to see what's there
[16:15] Jassie: (PTSD ensues for me, always bad experience with fey and feywilds haha)
[16:15] Mecha: You see nothing but grass and flowers and trees and bushes and a few weeds
[16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Right. Pink flower finding time.
[16:15] Andreas: 👋🤖
[16:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: (G'night Andreas)
[16:15] Andreas: nini
[16:15] Jassie: (oh seeya Andreas)
[16:15] Jassie: (byeee)
[16:16] Mecha: *Have a good night Andreas*
[16:17] Mecha: *All right we can put a pause there. Mistress is flower hunting and the others are ready for interrogation of the gobbo."
[16:17] Layla: lol
[16:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: -pink- flower hunting.
[16:18] Mecha: Pink flower hunting
[16:18] Jassie: lolol
[16:18] Jassie: this just reminds me of spurt from Campaign 2
[16:19] Jassie: but nvm