Ars Magika
[2026/03/31 14:23] Sapphire: it's a miracle!
[2026/03/31 14:23] Sapphire: the villa has been restored
[2026/03/31 14:24] Cosmeja: baba :)
[2026/03/31 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, even the old sandwich down the back of the sofa is still there
[2026/03/31 14:24] Sapphire: /me should probably clean that out
[2026/03/31 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: although, there was a volcanic eruption in the shower
[2026/03/31 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me settles at the D&D Table and holds her head in her hands, making nervous noises
[2026/03/31 14:26] Sapphire: /me hugs you both tightly
[2026/03/31 14:27] Sapphire: I take it you'd like me running Ars mostly on schedule?
[2026/03/31 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's your Ars night
[2026/03/31 14:29] Sapphire: /me retrieves notes
[2026/03/31 14:31] Sapphire: let's see... you'd explored to track down the source of strange lights in the sky, and happened upon, instead, a small village being buffeted by improbably strong winds.
[2026/03/31 14:31] Sapphire: Logs from last time: http://81.133.27.194/Dungeons&Kittens/logs-2025arm/20260317.html
[2026/03/31 14:34] Mecha: SArah looks at the wind being. "Then I am your problem."
[2026/03/31 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nothing to see here, it's all quite normal, I'm sure
[2026/03/31 14:35] Sapphire: "So, you announce you are my problem then?" The airy spirit shimmers in the air, "Then I should take you at your word, for you take the side of Oathbreakers and Thieves."
[2026/03/31 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: looks for a straw or something similar
[2026/03/31 14:37] Mecha: Prove to me they are as you say they are. You are gaining pleasure from what sounds like an attempt at justice
[2026/03/31 14:38] Sapphire: As a farming village in autumn straw is decently plentiful and close to hand.
[2026/03/31 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: Takes a stalk, pops the end in her mouth and chews, enjoying the country air.
[2026/03/31 14:40] Sapphire: The shimmer in the air fades, before the voice answers from behind you both. "Proof? They have stolen my treasure, and then hidden it. Likely in one of their cellars."
[2026/03/31 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: is sitting on a fence post, watching book-face, and nowhere near her or the shimmery thing.
[2026/03/31 14:42] Sapphire: While you have the spirit distracted, the villages duck into their houses, closing the doors and stuffing sprigs of garlic into the gaps.
[2026/03/31 14:42] Mecha: Then calm down and let us find out. IF they do not have it then you are attacking innocents but if they do it we will get you your property back. Does that sound fair?
[2026/03/31 14:42] Mecha: If they do have it*
[2026/03/31 14:43] Sapphire: ( Do you have a Negotiate skill? )
[2026/03/31 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( Do fists count? )
[2026/03/31 14:44] Mecha: *Does not look like it*
[2026/03/31 14:45] Sapphire: roll your raw Communication then
[2026/03/31 14:45] D10: Mecha rolls 6
[2026/03/31 14:46] Mecha: If reading right it's a 6
[2026/03/31 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: or an upside down 9
[2026/03/31 14:49] Sapphire: "Hmmmm," they huff, "Find my treasure within this village, and you shall have my gratitude. But deny me it's return and face my unrelenting wrath! What manner of traveler are you, to intercede on these criminals behalf?"
[2026/03/31 14:50] Mecha: I am Sarah from Castra Solis. I came because I heard tell of dancing lights."
[2026/03/31 14:51] Mecha: *Please tell this one she spelled it right.*
[2026/03/31 14:51] Sapphire: (you did!)
[2026/03/31 14:52] Mecha: *Hope this one said it correctly too.*
[2026/03/31 14:54] Sapphire: "Well then, Sarah from Castra Solis. Search well, or face the wrath of Sabel Zephyr!"
[2026/03/31 14:55] Mecha: I nod and begin by going to the first house, and knocking politely.
[2026/03/31 14:55] Sapphire: "Did you make him go away?" The villages inside ask, mostly through the shuttered windows.
[2026/03/31 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "So, Zabby, you seen this lords cup?"
[2026/03/31 14:57] Mecha: Not yet. Is what he is saying true? Did someone from your town steal something?"
[2026/03/31 14:58] Sapphire: "The lord that thinks he has any right to my treasure, you mean?" The air asks of Syra.
[2026/03/31 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "I dunno. Have you seen it?"
[2026/03/31 14:59] Sapphire: Sarah is answered back, "of course not, no! We'd never steal from our leige lord!"
[Roll Folk Ken or Guile ]
[2026/03/31 15:00] D10: Mecha rolls 7
[2026/03/31 15:01] Sapphire: These villagers don't seem particularly belivable when they claim this.
[2026/03/31 15:01] Mecha: *Straight 7, has no folk ken or guile.*
[2026/03/31 15:06] Sapphire: Do you plan to convince them to allow a search or intend to force the issue?
[2026/03/31 15:07] Sapphire: To Syra, "In my heart of hearts, I always know when I am near to my treasure, as long as it lasts."
[2026/03/31 15:07] Mecha: I sigh."If someone did take it, wouldn't it be smart to return it and apologize to the being who was literally causing you to fly around by wind?"
[2026/03/31 15:07] Mecha: "Not accusing anyone but I am sure we all want to resolve this civily."
[2026/03/31 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "oh-kay, but, that's not giving me a lot to work on... are you saying this lord and you are after the same cup?"
[2026/03/31 15:08] Sapphire: "Can't you just... make sure they go away?" "She's in cahoots with the evil ghost!" The villagers say, before starting to get into a hushed argument with each other.
[2026/03/31 15:09] Sapphire: ( did the guy at the castle call it a cup? )
[2026/03/31 15:09] Mecha: Not without whatever was s. He believes you have it so I would recommend you either prove you don't or talk the guilty party into returning it. Though not sure what it is to be honest."
[2026/03/31 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( idk. I'm calling it a cup. )
[2026/03/31 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( Silver orb. Cup. Same thing. )
[2026/03/31 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( Probably. )
[2026/03/31 15:10] Sapphire: The spirit shifts to Syra's other side, "Many are greedy for my treasure, and lords are no exception. For too many years it has been hidden behind rock and stone. Now.... dust and timbers alone hide it away."
[2026/03/31 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "So, remind me of the reward you're offering for its' safe return?"
[2026/03/31 15:13] Sapphire: "My gratitude, and a desire within my power to give."
[2026/03/31 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "'Kay. Come along, windbag, I'll show you how to negotiate.2
[2026/03/31 15:14] Sapphire: the villagers seem... hesitant. "Maybe we should just tell the bishop to come and cast the spirit out." "The church is half a morning away! And the spirit would chase us the whole way!"
[2026/03/31 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: walks to the centre of the village. "HEAR YE, HEAR YE, VILLAGERS OF... WHERE EVER THE FUCK WE ARE! I'm looking for a silver orb. Either I get it in thirty seconds, or I start burning things. Your thirty seconds starts... NOW!"
[2026/03/31 15:14] Sapphire: "Windbag?Have you no manners at all?"
[2026/03/31 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Nope, none."
[2026/03/31 15:15] Sapphire: Syra! roll... you have Intimidation or something similar, yes?
[2026/03/31 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not intimidating...
[2026/03/31 15:15] Sapphire: Coersion?
[2026/03/31 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: What's the nearest flammable object?
[2026/03/31 15:16] Mecha: Sarah looks at Syra."What are you doing?"
[2026/03/31 15:16] Sapphire: You have free pick between a field of hay, several wooden fences, and the straw roofs of the houses.
[2026/03/31 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Sorting chit out."
[2026/03/31 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Let's start with the field of hay as a warning.
[2026/03/31 15:17] Sapphire: Which spell you setting it off with?
[2026/03/31 15:17] Sapphire: and going after their livestocks food supply i see
[2026/03/31 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: which is the cheapest and easiest spell? Seems that a fire mage should be able to start a fire.
[2026/03/31 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh don't worry - they're next.
[2026/03/31 15:19] Sapphire: either Palm of Flame or Pilum of Fire depending on range. You can probably manage a spontaneous for it even
[2026/03/31 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Let's go Palm of Fire.
[2026/03/31 15:19] Sapphire: A palmful of fire and the hay starts smoking.
[2026/03/31 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "SO! VILLAGERS! ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING?"
[2026/03/31 15:20] Sapphire: There are screams of panic after a few moments and then lots of shouting within the houses. It sounds like wifes are screaming at children and husbands to find out who's got it.....
[2026/03/31 15:20] D10: Sapphire rolls 7
[2026/03/31 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra waits patiently.
[2026/03/31 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: <-- is reasonable.
[2026/03/31 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra to bookface: "So... chicken coop or cottage next?"
[2026/03/31 15:23] Mecha: Sarah just raises her hands and steps away."I just can't."
[2026/03/31 15:24] Sapphire: the straw continues to catch, building up to a roughly cow-sized fire, when one of the doors bursts open, scattering sprigs of garlic in the process. Three people march out, a stocky looking man and wife, hauling a bleeding from the lips teen between them. The wife is holding a bundle of cloth in her other hand, while the husband is holding a heavy lumber axe.
[2026/03/31 15:24] Mecha: "Do what you want. You will anyway."
[2026/03/31 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Is that what this is all about? A bundle of cloth?"
[2026/03/31 15:26] Mecha: they came out. Sarah will use hands of grasping earth to surround the fire and bury it to put it out.
[2026/03/31 15:26] Sapphire: "I told you to stay out of that castle!" the husband hisses at the teen, before gesturing to the bundle. "If you leave us be and never return we'll give you the silver back"
[2026/03/31 15:26] D10: Mecha rolls 3
[2026/03/31 15:27] Mecha: * 26 total *
[2026/03/31 15:27] Sapphire: the Earth rises up and works to smother the flames. That's a level 20 spell?
[2026/03/31 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "I've no desire to be between you and your vengeful lord and equally vengeful devils. I didn't even want to be here in the -first- place, but, I managed to solve this without you being blown to the four corners of the Earth or your lord sending his soldiers to slaughter you all like sheep. You can thank me later, or buy me a beer. Either works."
[2026/03/31 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me holds out her hand for this orb
[2026/03/31 15:29] Sapphire: The spirit shimmers, becoming visible as a shirtless man with cloud-grey skin and grinning hungrily at the villagers and the cloth. Their attention focuses on Syra as she receives the cloth, which shifts and reveals a melon-sized silver orb, encrusted with a ring of white pearls.
[2026/03/31 15:29] Mecha: /me nods
[2026/03/31 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me takes up the orb. "Oi! Windy! I got yer ball. Let's walk and talk."
[2026/03/31 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me strolls to the village well and glances in, seeing how deep it is
[2026/03/31 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me pauses. "And kiddo, seriously, stay OUT of that damn castle. You never know what you might get tangled up in."
[2026/03/31 15:32] Sapphire: He walks up to her, falling in step besides Syra, one hand reaching up to his chest but pausing as Syra keeps walking over to the well. It's a wooden well that looks to go down about six paces before it hits muddy looking water.
[2026/03/31 15:32] Sapphire: he being Sabele Zephyr
[2026/03/31 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me tosses the ball up, catches it. "So, let's see. I give you ball... and you leave this village of hapless buffoons alone, right?"
[2026/03/31 15:35] Sapphire: "I may swear so, princess of flames." His eyes are laser focused on his orb. "Return me my treasure, and you shall have my gratitude."
[2026/03/31 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Ah, so, you can swear that first.... and then, this reward of your desire you mentioned..." *narrows eyes* "...is that sexual, at all?"
[2026/03/31 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Heh, Princess of Flames. I like it.
[2026/03/31 15:36] Mecha: *be right back.*
[2026/03/31 15:37] Sapphire: "Is that the nature of your desire?" He asks."Or do you wish otherwise?"
[2026/03/31 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "I asked you what it would be!"
[2026/03/31 15:38] Sapphire: "Do you not know your own desire?" He tilts his head. "Power, Wealth, or Love?"
[2026/03/31 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "I'll go with power. How are you even going to carry this ball? It weighs a ton."
[2026/03/31 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me holds out the orb for the spirit
[2026/03/31 15:42] Sapphire: Their grey hand accepts the orb, holding it close to their chest, while the free hand first reaches up to their hair, pulling out lengths of silk they braid into a silvery blue set of ribbons, then extracting a round pearl of stormy white from above their heart, passing both into Syra's hand. "As promised."
[2026/03/31 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Cheers! Em... what does this, er, do?"
[2026/03/31 15:43] Sapphire: So, when Syra accepts it, the first thing it does....
[2026/03/31 15:43] D10: Sapphire rolls 10
[2026/03/31 15:43] D10: Sapphire rolls 4
[2026/03/31 15:44] Sapphire: Her Parma Magica informs her that it has blocked magic from affecting her when the Pearl and the Ribbons are set into her hand.
[2026/03/31 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Interesting... single use, or, any time held?
[2026/03/31 15:44] Sapphire: Secondly, roll Intellect + Faerie Lore
[2026/03/31 15:44] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2026/03/31 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: 6.
[2026/03/31 15:46] Sapphire: "A measure of my own power. Invoke my name and direct the winds themselves at your foes!" He answers, laughing and clutching his orb. "But remember that my power and gratitude are paired..." He eyes the pearl, still sitting in her hand, seemingly surprised by this turn of affairs.
[2026/03/31 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Indeed they are. Now... I better make sure this village doesn't suffer more for its' stupidity."
[2026/03/31 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: pockets gem and ribbon, and starts punching the living fuck out of the stones of the well.
[2026/03/31 15:48] Sapphire: Syra, you're not deeply practiced with the magic of faerie rather than wizards, but you can tell that the ribbons seem like some sort of invested item, while the pearl seems like it's meant to trigger when touching someones skin, as evidenced by the fact it *tried* to do so for you.
[2026/03/31 15:48] Sapphire: ....punching the well?
[2026/03/31 15:49] Mecha: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[2026/03/31 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep. Good and hard. Until there's bruises and blood.
[2026/03/31 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "What the fuck does it LOOK like I'm doing???"
[2026/03/31 15:49] Sapphire: so intending to draw your own blood?
[2026/03/31 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lots, yes.
[2026/03/31 15:49] Sapphire: or trying to break the well itself?
[2026/03/31 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm sure my punches won't even chip the stones.
[2026/03/31 15:50] Sapphire: um.... roll brawl plus.... stamina????
[2026/03/31 15:50] Mecha: Sarah is just watching this in shock.
[2026/03/31 15:50] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2026/03/31 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: 14
[2026/03/31 15:50] Sapphire: I don't know where you're going with this, but
[2026/03/31 15:51] Sapphire: Your hands prove quite durable, like Syra is the sort of women to punch rocks when angry with frightening regularit. It takes slightly over a dozen punches to injure yourself enough to draw blood.
[2026/03/31 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Lots of blood?
[2026/03/31 15:52] Sapphire: Sable Zephyr is watching with pleased fascination.
[2026/03/31 15:52] Sapphire: a little blood at first, then lots a couple punches later
[2026/03/31 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Excellent.
[2026/03/31 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "To the castle! Except you, Zephyr, sorry."
[2026/03/31 15:53] Sapphire: "I go where I wish," Zephyr replies, fading back to a mere shimmer in the air, orb fading with him.
[2026/03/31 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: (mutters under her breath)
[2026/03/31 15:53] Mecha: Sarah looks at Zephyr."Does this make any sense to you?"
[2026/03/31 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra - goes to castle and "Halloooooo! You in there! That guard that smokes, ideally. You there?"
[2026/03/31 15:54] Sapphire: a wide and crazed grin levitates in midair back at Sarah in response.
[2026/03/31 15:55] Sapphire: A short walk to the castle later, and Kaelin the guard is back on duty, sipping from a water or wine skin as Syra calls out to him.
[2026/03/31 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Hey! About that orb."
[2026/03/31 15:56] Sapphire: "What have you found out?" He calls back down. Did Sarah come with?
[2026/03/31 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Well, I found stuff out. I grabbed one of their kids and punched the living Joan of Arc outta his face. Look!" *raises hands* "I really did a number on him."
[2026/03/31 15:57] Mecha: Yeah but is keping a distance
[2026/03/31 15:59] Sapphire: He spit-takes, it seems to be weak wine in there. "Woah! Remind me not to get on your bad side, lass."
[2026/03/31 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra grins. "Just a little concussive encouragement to loosen stubborn lips. And it worked! They all told me the same story at the same exact instant. And I know where the orb is!"
[2026/03/31 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "What happened was, it was a little while ago, but some kids snuck out at night, you know how kids are, drinking vegtable juices, singing the bards' greatest hits, and making music by banging rocks together."
[2026/03/31 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Anyway. It was late at night, but, they saw very clearly - you know how young 'uns have good eyesight, must be all the carrots they eat."
[2026/03/31 16:02] Sapphire: "Really? Where is it?" His head turns back to check something on the inside of the castle. "So the kids took it?"
[2026/03/31 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "They saw this cloaked rider, all in black, he rode up to a side gate, and they saw a guy open the door, he was wearing one of your uniforms, and he looked about and gave the rider this steel ball... or a tin ball... guess they never saw silver before, but, anyway, that's where your silver orb is."
[2026/03/31 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "And that rider took off like the wind, like the entire English army was on his tail. Rode off, far away."
[2026/03/31 16:05] Sapphire: "A cloaked rider all in black? Which way did he go?" He asks.
[2026/03/31 16:05] Mecha: Sarah just begins to wander away.
[2026/03/31 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "Hmm. Think they said up that road there and then east. Anyway, I did my part, and they don't have it, now I got to go fix my knuckles up."
[2026/03/31 16:07] Sapphire: "Alright. I'll pass word to the captain, we can send notice out that way."
[2026/03/31 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Syra: "You do that! Au revouir!"
[2026/03/31 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me wanders after Sarah, chuckling
[2026/03/31 16:08] Sapphire: And with that.... I think we can conclude the Adventure for today.
[2026/03/31 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Awesome!
[2026/03/31 16:09] Mecha: good game
[2026/03/31 16:09] Sapphire: Questions for the future. Will Syra test-run the arm wraps of Sable Zephry? Will the castle send it's knights out on a wild goose chase? Will our protaganists develop logn term plans of some sort?
[2026/03/31 16:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep!
[2026/03/31 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me hugs all round
[2026/03/31 16:10] Sapphire: --☾-- --☿-- --☾--
[2026/03/31 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: gotta dash, I'm up in six
[2026/03/31 16:10] Sapphire: rest well Mistress
[2026/03/31 16:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: good game, was awesome
[2026/03/31 16:10] Sapphire: ♥ Awww
[2026/03/31 16:11] Sapphire: glad you're enjoying it
[2026/03/31 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: kinda thought I'd get to romance the spirit, but, eh, probably too flighty
[2026/03/31 16:11] Sapphire: i wasn't sure if you meant that or not
[2026/03/31 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, see you both tomorrow!
[2026/03/31 16:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Neither did I ;-)