Thunderax
[2024/12/01 13:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me murrs
[2024/12/01 13:43] Mecha: Greetingsd Nero
[2024/12/01 13:43] Nero: hello sonja :D
[2024/12/01 13:43] Nero: pleasure as always
[2024/12/01 13:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: hiya
[2024/12/01 13:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, who's going to die today
[2024/12/01 13:46] Nero: we finna find out haha
[2024/12/01 13:47] Kylie: here
[2024/12/01 13:48] Nero: helli nun :P
[2024/12/01 13:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie :)
[2024/12/01 13:48] Nero: hello* nun
[2024/12/01 13:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie should be here
[2024/12/01 13:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: we expecting Sapphire?
[2024/12/01 13:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, big question....
[2024/12/01 13:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: who am I going to pick?
[2024/12/01 13:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Shall we roll a D20, and I take highest roller? Or lowest?
[2024/12/01 13:50] Nero: roll
[2024/12/01 13:50] Nero: and let the fate be cast
[2024/12/01 13:51] D20: Kylie rolls 8
[2024/12/01 13:51] Nero: my dice aint showing uo
[2024/12/01 13:51] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2024/12/01 13:51] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2024/12/01 13:51] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2024/12/01 13:51] D10: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2024/12/01 13:51] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 10
[2024/12/01 13:51] D12: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2024/12/01 13:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: now?
[2024/12/01 13:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: zoom in/out usually clears most errors
[2024/12/01 13:52] Nero: sigh
[2024/12/01 13:52] Jassie: there we go lol
[2024/12/01 13:52] Nero: usually but sadly not
[2024/12/01 13:52] Nero: just dont wanna load nothing
[2024/12/01 13:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: evening Rip
[2024/12/01 13:53] Jassie: helloo
[2024/12/01 13:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: give it time... we got 8 minutes
[2024/12/01 13:53] Jassie: toilet first
[2024/12/01 13:53] Rip: G'day
[2024/12/01 13:53] Rip: Heya Jassie
[2024/12/01 13:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rip, what character class you want?
[2024/12/01 13:53] Rip: What is needed most? or is the hardest for me to kill
[2024/12/01 13:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: hard to say
[2024/12/01 13:54] Rip: been about 30 years since I played
[2024/12/01 13:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: we're a bit lite in the thief/mage departments
[2024/12/01 13:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hmmm.... try a fighter
[2024/12/01 13:54] Rip: mage sounds fun
[2024/12/01 13:54] Mecha: which is good because the system we're using is about that old
[2024/12/01 13:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: they're much easier
[2024/12/01 13:54] Rip: true fighters are simple minded haha
[2024/12/01 13:54] Rip: ok fighter please
[2024/12/01 13:55] Nero: another fighter oh boy
[2024/12/01 13:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: it'll give you a chance to get up to speed without worrying about snuffing it
[2024/12/01 13:55] Nero: battle brother fight
[2024/12/01 13:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you can change later if you want
[2024/12/01 13:55] Rip: If he dies I woill mourn for 15 seconds at least
[2024/12/01 13:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll 4 d8s please
[2024/12/01 13:56] D8: Rip rolls 1
[2024/12/01 13:56] D8: Rip rolls 6
[2024/12/01 13:56] D8: Rip rolls 1
[2024/12/01 13:56] D8: Rip rolls 8
[2024/12/01 13:56] Rip: thats not good
[2024/12/01 13:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... reroll those 1s
[2024/12/01 13:57] D8: Rip rolls 5
[2024/12/01 13:57] D8: Rip rolls 4
[2024/12/01 13:57] Nero: hhehe
[2024/12/01 13:57] Nero: also yay dice here but now everyone wont load
[2024/12/01 13:57] Nero: sigh
[2024/12/01 13:57] Kylie: /me swings lucky axe at Rip to bring the end quicker...
[2024/12/01 13:57] Rip: lol Layla does sound lucky for me
[2024/12/01 13:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: there you go, sheet for you
[2024/12/01 13:58] Rip: Thank you, thats not too bad one meat shield reporting for duty
[2024/12/01 13:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: any questions on the sheet before we start?
[2024/12/01 13:59] Nero: that not very cleric of you :P
[2024/12/01 13:59] Nero: nah
[2024/12/01 13:59] Nero: recapo alaways good
[2024/12/01 13:59] Rip: I remember the basics plus I play online game I thinkI am ready
[2024/12/01 13:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: that seems a bit more deserty
[2024/12/01 13:59] Rip: I will try to keep the healer busy
[2024/12/01 14:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: right. Kylie rolled an 8. Everyone else roll a D20 please.
[2024/12/01 14:00] D20: Rip rolls 4
[2024/12/01 14:00] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2024/12/01 14:00] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2024/12/01 14:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nero, Jassie?
[2024/12/01 14:01] Jassie: back
[2024/12/01 14:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20
[2024/12/01 14:01] D20: Jassie rolls 5
[2024/12/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nero?
[2024/12/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me figures Nero might be AFK, and rolls for him
[2024/12/01 14:02] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2024/12/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay. I got my victim :)
[2024/12/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: I am now streaming music at: http://81.133.27.194:8000
[2024/12/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's either suitable mood music or my ipod library. Feel free to tune in!
[2024/12/01 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: =^..^= Music now on! =^..^=
[2024/12/01 14:03] Sapphire: /me settles into seat
[2024/12/01 14:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, to recap... the party is in the Great Nef Desert, looking for the dragon Thunderax, hopefully before a band of murderous mercenaries gets to him first. But what do they want? Who knows.
[2024/12/01 14:03] Nero: always am
[2024/12/01 14:04] D20: Nero rolls 9
[2024/12/01 14:04] Nero: i look away thinking im not needed
[2024/12/01 14:04] Nero: then suddenly i am XD
[2024/12/01 14:04] Nero: 9 though
[2024/12/01 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me cracks and... "GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEETTTTTIIIINNNGSGSSSSS Adventurers! Other players fight the demons from Hell, you get hot sand under your armour."
[2024/12/01 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You are all just waking up, the night was freezing cold, and the sun is just rising and warming the sand
[2024/12/01 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire. You feel something wriggling against you... and a quiet slow rattling sound.
[2024/12/01 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: What do you do?
[2024/12/01 14:06] Sapphire: Emily sits up, brushing their hand against the wriggling thing
[2024/12/01 14:06] Nero: all of us?
[2024/12/01 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: the rattling increases in volume and tempo. You feel something long, thin, and fairly cold.
[2024/12/01 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Just Sapphire.
[2024/12/01 14:06] Nero: nods
[2024/12/01 14:08] Jassie: (squash it)
[2024/12/01 14:08] Sapphire: can I grab and pull?
[2024/12/01 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: If you're sure you want to, then, roll D20. But, in the most grave DM voice possible.... you sure you want to do that?
[2024/12/01 14:09] Rip: (yell so we can help?)
[2024/12/01 14:11] Sapphire: do I recognize the rattling?
[2024/12/01 14:11] Nero: was thinking the same would love to help but idk
[2024/12/01 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... the rattling, maybe not.... but the hissing and long thin cold body? it's a snake.
[2024/12/01 14:11] Sapphire: "Shoo, go away." She'll roll away from the snake
[2024/12/01 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: The snake glares at Sapphire, coiled up like a little rope, it's head raised up and swaying
[2024/12/01 14:13] Jassie: do we notice whats happening?
[2024/12/01 14:13] Sapphire: "I'm just trying to sleep here," she answers, lifting a bunch of cloth between her and the snake
[2024/12/01 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: you hear the rattling, and, no doubt, Sapphire swearing
[2024/12/01 14:13] Rip: Grabs my shield and ax rushing to Sapphires side
[2024/12/01 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: the snake gives Sapphire a disdainful look, and takes in everyone else. It hisses, rattles, and wriggles away quickly.
[2024/12/01 14:14] Nero: wake up hearing this from a good dream and rubs his eyess
[2024/12/01 14:14] Mecha: I see this and move carefully
[2024/12/01 14:14] Jassie: i avoid it also
[2024/12/01 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hopefully that's the only one. I guess it depends on how evil your DM is :
[2024/12/01 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: :D
[2024/12/01 14:14] Jassie: very evil
[2024/12/01 14:15] Nero: seeing the snake he was about to go help but instead lets rip go first seeing them rushing towards it....if no one attacks attempt animal handling
[2024/12/01 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me gives Jassie 100XP for observation
[2024/12/01 14:15] Jassie: YAY
[2024/12/01 14:15] Mecha: You okay?
[2024/12/01 14:15] Nero: using a long stick to scoop the snake up and toss it out of camp
[2024/12/01 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: how are you going to handle a fleeing snake?
[2024/12/01 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's already wriggled away.
[2024/12/01 14:15] Rip: watches the snake slither away, carefully checks the area for more
[2024/12/01 14:15] Nero: ehhhh
[2024/12/01 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, breakfast time?
[2024/12/01 14:16] Nero: let him be its just an animal he wanted some warmth
[2024/12/01 14:16] Sapphire: how light out is it?
[2024/12/01 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: meanwhile, todays' description: The vast, arid desert that is The Great Nef stretches as far as the eye can see, its golden sands shimmering under the relentless sun. Within this desolate landscape, you just catch sight of a haunting mirage: a crumbling tower that seemingly rises from the dunes!
[2024/12/01 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now the sun has risen? Very.
[2024/12/01 14:16] Nero: and sappire happened to be the unlucky one hehe and good point i think we forgot to get wood for supplies
[2024/12/01 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, surely you need wood in the morning to heat breakfast
[2024/12/01 14:17] Nero: soooooo unless we can somehow find desert wood we gonna have to take the cart appart or find some
[2024/12/01 14:17] Nero: so survival check? look for some wood
[2024/12/01 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me isn't so evil to penalize you for no campfire ;)
[2024/12/01 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: So. Moving on?
[2024/12/01 14:18] Nero: hehe
[2024/12/01 14:18] Nero: sounds good
[2024/12/01 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rip! You're the newbie. Roll a D4.
[2024/12/01 14:18] D4: Rip rolls 4
[2024/12/01 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh my!
[2024/12/01 14:18] Nero: fresh meat
[2024/12/01 14:18] Nero: coming out strong
[2024/12/01 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: talk about beginners' luck
[2024/12/01 14:18] Rip: not sure if oh my is good or bad
[2024/12/01 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're about three miles further into the desert when the sands start swirling and there's a low rumbling
[2024/12/01 14:19] Jassie: good oh my
[2024/12/01 14:19] Sapphire: we could also just eat cold breakfast
[2024/12/01 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's like an earthquake.... and the sand starts rising up, as if pushed from below, like some giant mole were coming up
[2024/12/01 14:20] Rip: Stops, looks towards the rumbling, shield and ax ready
[2024/12/01 14:20] Nero: the spice must flow!!!!! chanting music starts playing
[2024/12/01 14:21] Nero: :P
[2024/12/01 14:21] Sapphire: "What the hell is this?"
[2024/12/01 14:21] Mecha: If you walk without rhythm it wont attract the worm
[2024/12/01 14:21] Nero: "moves away from the shift dirt"
[2024/12/01 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: A huge head bursts out of the sand. Two enormous claws rise up and the head rises above on a long neck. The scaley head has teeth the size of spears and eyes with pupils the size of dinnerplates, glaring down at you.
[2024/12/01 14:21] Nero: spear to the face
[2024/12/01 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: "What's this... MORE intruders? What the FUCK!!! do you PUNY humans think you are doing in MY territory!?"
[2024/12/01 14:22] Jassie: /me looks at the thingy, "erm we're just passing through... and what are you?"
[2024/12/01 14:23] Nero: sighs and knows were this is going nocks an arrow and mumbles "this is why we cant have nice things " fires an arrow
[2024/12/01 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Huge scaley lips draw back baring more teeth than you want to count, Jassie.
[2024/12/01 14:23] Rip: Moves in front of the others guarding and watching the creature
[2024/12/01 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: you... SURE.... you want to do that, Nero?
[2024/12/01 14:23] Nero: squints
[2024/12/01 14:23] Mecha: We are looking for the Dragon Thunderax.
[2024/12/01 14:23] Jassie: AH!
[2024/12/01 14:24] Nero: "i did but....." slowly puts bow away but keeps squinting
[2024/12/01 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: The huge head swings round like a crane jib and glares at Mecha. "You and every other little human that suddenly can't get enough sand. Just what do you want with me?"
[2024/12/01 14:25] Mecha: I bow respectfully. We come under the Direction of the dragon Sonja
[2024/12/01 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax narrows his eyes. "Sonja.... who.... what do -they- want?"
[2024/12/01 14:26] Jassie: tries to describe to em with her hands and body gestures
[2024/12/01 14:26] Nero: "they sent us to find you and speak with you...and im assuming your speaking of the other humans hunting you...we are not we them"
[2024/12/01 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax watches Jassie. "Is that the new game going round, where you describe book titles with dances?"
[2024/12/01 14:27] Nero: not with them*
[2024/12/01 14:27] Jassie: sighs
[2024/12/01 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax glares at Nero. "HUNTING ME???? THEY DARE????"
[2024/12/01 14:28] Nero: "they do and to me its very un sportsmens like hunting such a majestic creature....real men fight 1on1"
[2024/12/01 14:28] Sapphire: "There's a giant of a man with an improbably large sword who was very boastful of his hunt for dragons."
[2024/12/01 14:28] Nero: ^
[2024/12/01 14:28] Mecha: they are working towards getting the Dreamstone from Emberclaw,and putting right what once went wrong.
[2024/12/01 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax: "A giant...? In the desert?"
[2024/12/01 14:29] Nero: add "the sword was probably the biggest thing on him"
[2024/12/01 14:29] Mecha: INdeed, he killed Blizarra
[2024/12/01 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax shrugs. "It's a human problem, nothing to do with me... they killed that weak idiot Blizarra? Meh."
[2024/12/01 14:29] Jassie: Sonja believes there might be a great dragon killing conspiracy coming along
[2024/12/01 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax pauses. "Ah. Sonja needs my help? That's wise of her."
[2024/12/01 14:31] Nero: indeed it is after all humans are petty these days need some reall fire and brimstone to cleanse the rot
[2024/12/01 14:31] Mecha: It's not just a human thing though. If the belief is correct Emberclaw is sending these humans, this giant as well as a wizard and a possible goddess to remove other Dragons from the equation."
[2024/12/01 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax: "Hmmm. I'm a busy dragon, but... if Sonja needs my help... I suppose I could take care of this problem for her."
[2024/12/01 14:32] Jassie: "do be extra careful... that giant man might be dangerous in general."
[2024/12/01 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax narrows his eyes and glares at Jassie. "Wwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaattttt....? What the fuck are you implying?"
[2024/12/01 14:33] Nero: oh you made him mad
[2024/12/01 14:33] Nero: now we gotta kill a giant
[2024/12/01 14:33] Sapphire: "Keep in mind that now they have dragon bone to forge new weapons with," Emily adds.
[2024/12/01 14:34] Mecha: We are impling that the giant is dangerous and while not very bright, he becomes more dangerous with a brain guiding him. We are saying this because to be forewarned is to be forearmed. we are trying to be helpful for you!"
[2024/12/01 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax: "A what? to what? What are -you- saying?"
[2024/12/01 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax: "Hmmm. And I suppose -you- need my help too, puny humans."
[2024/12/01 14:35] Nero: i mean.....
[2024/12/01 14:35] Mecha: Yes please, I don't think I can get away with smacking Emberclaw again
[2024/12/01 14:35] Nero: "im not opposed to leaving you to the hunters and gaints if you dont want our help...... but id be happy to assist you if you assist us also surely you got something in your horde we could use"
[2024/12/01 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax growls. "My hoard is off limits, puny impetuous human! And talking of which, those other humans are getting close to my lair. I'm going to have to deal with them."
[2024/12/01 14:37] Sapphire: "Where might we be most helpful?"
[2024/12/01 14:37] Mecha: May we come with to assist. Not that you need it but just to prove we are on your side.
[2024/12/01 14:37] Jassie: oh boy...
[2024/12/01 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax emerges from the sand, with sand pouring and flying -everywhere-, and flexes his huge wings, creating draughts
[2024/12/01 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax: "The humans are a few miles away. I'll lead the way."
[2024/12/01 14:38] Mecha: /me nods and begins to follow
[2024/12/01 14:38] Nero: attempts to use the grapple hook to catch a ride so i dont have to walk
[2024/12/01 14:38] Jassie: "is he not gonna give us a lift?" whispers to the others
[2024/12/01 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: ( Well. It was going to be an amusing - to the DM - long slog in the sand and heat, but Rip rolled good and you handled the dragon well. )
[2024/12/01 14:39] Rip: Follows a safe distance, looking at the crazy people who got involved with dragons
[2024/12/01 14:39] Nero: works for me
[2024/12/01 14:39] Nero: so no ride for me XD
[2024/12/01 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax flaps his wings, sending sand billowing in all directions, and rises up high, and starts flying... in the general direction you were going.
[2024/12/01 14:40] Jassie: well, we got abit of a walk
[2024/12/01 14:40] Nero: starts walking
[2024/12/01 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Looks like we cut straight to the big showdown! At least I might get to TPK y'all :)
[2024/12/01 14:40] Rip: Looking for wood as we walk, thinking I really needed my morning coffee
[2024/12/01 14:41] Nero: my body is ready
[2024/12/01 14:41] Sapphire: look at it this way
[2024/12/01 14:41] Sapphire: if we win, we get to loot an entire army detachment
[2024/12/01 14:41] Nero: still wish i had a great sword
[2024/12/01 14:41] Nero: BUTTT
[2024/12/01 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax leads the way, and you crest one large dune to see about twenty of more wagons in a long train, the wagons slewed round and feverish, frantic yet practised activity going on.
[2024/12/01 14:41] Nero: that gaints sword looking sexy
[2024/12/01 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: How are you going to approach this?
[2024/12/01 14:43] Rip: (Is the dragon attacking hte wagon train?)
[2024/12/01 14:43] Mecha: Follow the dragons lead but if possible I'm gonna try to fight and kneecap the giant
[2024/12/01 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: flying overhead, you just crested the dune. He'll attack very soon. What you do in the next few minutes could be critical.
[2024/12/01 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, there is no giant.
[2024/12/01 14:44] Nero: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JYmokeNtRd0
[2024/12/01 14:44] Jassie: gonna try and get an arrow in his knee?
[2024/12/01 14:44] Sapphire: "Stop thinking about how sexy that giant is and get ready to help out Thunderax."
[2024/12/01 14:44] Sapphire: what we got
[2024/12/01 14:45] Rip: Prepare to slide down the dune and attack?
[2024/12/01 14:45] Mecha: Going in to help the dragon where I can
[2024/12/01 14:46] Nero: no point in sneaking there is a huge dragon fighting
[2024/12/01 14:46] Sapphire: looking for a point to set up that will be good for casting from but under some sort of cover
[2024/12/01 14:46] Jassie: gets ready her hammer and shield
[2024/12/01 14:46] Sapphire: Nero: that makes the sneaking easier
[2024/12/01 14:46] Nero: ^
[2024/12/01 14:46] Nero: exactly someone gotta be decoy
[2024/12/01 14:46] Nero: im heading in with the dragon
[2024/12/01 14:46] Nero: dont let me stop yall from sneaking ^_^
[2024/12/01 14:47] Mecha: Gonna draw the green cat sword
[2024/12/01 14:47] Rip: Get as close as we can while they are focused on the dragon and attack the last wagon?
[2024/12/01 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, all decided?
[2024/12/01 14:47] Nero: i am
[2024/12/01 14:47] Rip: yes
[2024/12/01 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll initiative; d20 highest will go first.
[2024/12/01 14:48] Jassie: get ready to support everyone, staying close
[2024/12/01 14:48] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2024/12/01 14:48] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2024/12/01 14:48] D20: Nero rolls 15
[2024/12/01 14:48] D20: Rip rolls 7
[2024/12/01 14:48] D20: Jassie rolls 8
[2024/12/01 14:48] Nero: \o/
[2024/12/01 14:48] Nero: || Yaaaaaaaay n Stuff!!!!!
[2024/12/01 14:48] Nero: / \
[2024/12/01 14:48] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2024/12/01 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, Sapphire?
[2024/12/01 14:49] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2024/12/01 14:49] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2024/12/01 14:49] Nero: oof
[2024/12/01 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh boy...
[2024/12/01 14:49] Nero: oof
[2024/12/01 14:49] Nero: stomps on the dice
[2024/12/01 14:49] D20: Sapphire rolls 20
[2024/12/01 14:49] Nero: THATS BETTER!
[2024/12/01 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie?
[2024/12/01 14:50] D20: Kylie rolls 6
[2024/12/01 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: you go first, along with the opponents. What do you plan doing?
[2024/12/01 14:51] Sapphire: Good question
[2024/12/01 14:52] Sapphire: what sort of range are we from them?
[2024/12/01 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Another good question
[2024/12/01 14:52] Sapphire: my opener should probably be *Shield*
[2024/12/01 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Quite some distance, we'll call it 250 yards, so... you'll have to get closer to do anything.
[2024/12/01 14:52] Sapphire: going a turn without it up sounds unwise
[2024/12/01 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire: Shielded.
[2024/12/01 14:54] Sapphire: ☺
[2024/12/01 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax swoops to the line of wagons. there's twenty mercenaries armed with crossbows, statistically, two hit.
[2024/12/01 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire, roll 2d6
[2024/12/01 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Rip... roll d20 twice.
[2024/12/01 14:55] D20: Rip rolls 17
[2024/12/01 14:55] D20: Rip rolls 2
[2024/12/01 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire? You gone AFK? :P
[2024/12/01 14:56] D6: Sapphire rolls 6
[2024/12/01 14:56] D6: Sapphire rolls 4
[2024/12/01 14:56] Sapphire: sorry about that
[2024/12/01 14:57] Sapphire: RL keeps trying to poke my shoulder
[2024/12/01 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax is swooping down to the wagons and roars in fury at having been hit. The roar fades to a wheeze, his wings seem to furl and instead of swooping on, he literally slams face (snout?) first in the sand, sending sand flying in all directions.
[2024/12/01 14:58] Sapphire: "Ah crap, they have a curse."
[2024/12/01 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nero, roll me a D4?
[2024/12/01 14:59] D4: Nero rolls 2
[2024/12/01 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: They got something, and you got a downed dragon.
[2024/12/01 14:59] Nero: oof
[2024/12/01 14:59] Rip: Looks for a caster to target
[2024/12/01 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nero! You're next in order. What are you going to do?
[2024/12/01 14:59] Jassie: well he wasnt as strong as his talking.
[2024/12/01 15:01] Nero: so they shot him down or?
[2024/12/01 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: He's down in a heap on the sand.
[2024/12/01 15:01] Nero: gotcha
[2024/12/01 15:01] Nero: did i see what shot him
[2024/12/01 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Crossbow wielding mercenaries.
[2024/12/01 15:01] Nero: awesome
[2024/12/01 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Twenty of them.
[2024/12/01 15:02] Nero: oof
[2024/12/01 15:02] Jassie: woah
[2024/12/01 15:02] Nero: welll you win some you loose some guess its time to sneak so gonna stop running where the dragon was and attemtp to burry self and hide in the sand
[2024/12/01 15:03] Nero: cause cant take on 20 of these guys and im away from everyone else so
[2024/12/01 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're going to try and hide in the sand...?
[2024/12/01 15:03] Nero: yeah so dont get spoted by the arches
[2024/12/01 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me is sure a guy doing a mole impression will be noticed
[2024/12/01 15:04] Nero: cant run right at that gonna get shot down so
[2024/12/01 15:05] Nero: what else can i do
[2024/12/01 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other side has a guy in robes, adorned with various holy symbols. He stays behind a wagon.
[2024/12/01 15:05] Nero: im running the middle of the desert
[2024/12/01 15:05] Nero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg6EZP3tPHo
[2024/12/01 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, what do you plan doing?
[2024/12/01 15:06] Nero: best but i can do is that
[2024/12/01 15:06] Jassie: stay hidden for now, ready to lay down some heals if need be, dont wanna just rush out and get shot to death
[2024/12/01 15:06] Jassie: remind me what does bless do here?
[2024/12/01 15:06] Nero: wait for a smaller group to come across me and ambush them
[2024/12/01 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: +1 to hits and AC
[2024/12/01 15:06] Nero: but im not running at 20 arches
[2024/12/01 15:06] Jassie: to how many people?
[2024/12/01 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: all in range
[2024/12/01 15:07] Jassie: ok, use my only lvl2 to cast bless
[2024/12/01 15:07] Jassie: and just try to stay hidden for now
[2024/12/01 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bless: everyone gains +1 to hit/saves/AC
[2024/12/01 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, Rip: What do you both plan doing?
[2024/12/01 15:09] Rip: Attempt to get close to caster and interrupt him
[2024/12/01 15:09] Mecha: I am running in. I don't have no fancy magic spells so I am headed to the dragon to see if they are still alive
[2024/12/01 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: there's no enemy caster doing anything (other than hiding behind a wagon)
[2024/12/01 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: it'll take you a round to get there.
[2024/12/01 15:10] Rip: I still target the caster, he may have used an item
[2024/12/01 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: what are you targeting them with?
[2024/12/01 15:10] Rip: Ax
[2024/12/01 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's your only weapon.... the other guy is way out of range
[2024/12/01 15:11] Rip: Move as close as I can then
[2024/12/01 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: it'll take you a round
[2024/12/01 15:11] Rip: ok
[2024/12/01 15:11] Mecha: /me nods
[2024/12/01 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie!
[2024/12/01 15:12] Kylie: I will swing my lucky axe at it
[2024/12/01 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: at what? You're still quite some distance from anyone/thing
[2024/12/01 15:13] Kylie: oh i read rip lol
[2024/12/01 15:13] Nero: and this is why i hid in the sand :P
[2024/12/01 15:13] Rip: Have to try to help the dragon don't we, seems our only cance against 20
[2024/12/01 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're moving up with Rip and Mecha?
[2024/12/01 15:14] Kylie: yeah i will
[2024/12/01 15:14] Nero: yeah but figure the arches are looking at the dragon
[2024/12/01 15:15] Nero: if thats an option then yall il do that to just figured its one of those things from the sound of things we 2 far away to really do much and they are here to HUNT the dragon soo makes sense they wouldnt let him out of their sight
[2024/12/01 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: The apparant leader of the group holds up a long metal tube, swinging from the dragon to your wagon. "You guys! Finish that damn dragon off. And you, strangers! What the hell are you doing? Back off!"
[2024/12/01 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of round one! Round two begins.
[2024/12/01 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2024/12/01 15:17] Sapphire: is that guy with the angry metal tube in casting range of *Web* ?
[2024/12/01 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Should -just- get him. But is he the best target? There's a whole bunch of guys waving lethal crossbows after all.
[2024/12/01 15:19] Rip: How many will web catch?
[2024/12/01 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also: using spell or scroll?
[2024/12/01 15:20] Sapphire: it'll be the spell, scrolls are expensive
[2024/12/01 15:20] Sapphire: is anyone aound tube guy?
[2024/12/01 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Probably half the mercenaries; or the guys who seem to be in charge.
[2024/12/01 15:20] Sapphire: how many guys can I catch in either targeting case?
[2024/12/01 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Half the guys with crossbows, or, the two apparant leaders.
[2024/12/01 15:22] Sapphire: that *is* a tough choice
[2024/12/01 15:22] Sapphire: let's aim for the crossbows though
[2024/12/01 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: it is!
[2024/12/01 15:22] Sapphire: if we can get Thunderax back up and running this whole fight turns around
[2024/12/01 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: The spell whizzes to the wagons, and sticky strands suddenly appear. There's curses, yells and shouts for help.
[2024/12/01 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: The remaining ones are busy targeting the dragon; statistically one hits.
[2024/12/01 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, roll a d6, Mecha, roll a d20
[2024/12/01 15:24] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2024/12/01 15:25] D6: Jassie rolls 1
[2024/12/01 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: That could've been worse.
[2024/12/01 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nero! You're next.
[2024/12/01 15:25] Jassie: thats comforting haha
[2024/12/01 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: 10 crossbowmen remain, along with a leader wielding a bizarre metal tube, and a guy in robes taking cover
[2024/12/01 15:26] Jassie: how far away from us are they at the moment?
[2024/12/01 15:26] Nero: welll now that i stand a bit more of a chance of not getting gunned down il pop out the sand and head to leader and attack
[2024/12/01 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: You'll have to charge to be in range.
[2024/12/01 15:27] Nero: shurgs
[2024/12/01 15:27] Nero: not no other options am a fighter haha
[2024/12/01 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: And... it'll take you about a round to get to him.
[2024/12/01 15:27] Nero: got
[2024/12/01 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... you run up into his face.
[2024/12/01 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: The guy in robes sees you running up, and casts a spell your way! Roll a d20
[2024/12/01 15:28] D20: Nero rolls 10
[2024/12/01 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Save vs Spells
[2024/12/01 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: uh oh.
[2024/12/01 15:28] Nero: was gonna attack him but thats all i can do for now if you want can do an intimidation it roll
[2024/12/01 15:29] Jassie: -1! if that helps
[2024/12/01 15:29] Nero: its not gonna...
[2024/12/01 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly no.... you see Nero go down.
[2024/12/01 15:29] Nero: yeah im leaving have fun :)
[2024/12/01 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! You're next.
[2024/12/01 15:30] Jassie: follows along with th party and erm...shield up and attack someone if I can
[2024/12/01 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... takes you the same round to get close to anyone. Presumeably not the ones in the web.
[2024/12/01 15:33] Jassie: yea, the metal tube guy possibly
[2024/12/01 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha and Rip! You're both in whacking range. I assume you plan whacking someone.
[2024/12/01 15:33] Rip: Indeed, can we hit our choice of tube guy or mage?
[2024/12/01 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Your call!
[2024/12/01 15:34] Mecha: Whackign teh guy with the tube
[2024/12/01 15:34] Rip: Seeing Mecha on the leader I attack the mage
[2024/12/01 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, d20
[2024/12/01 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: and you, d20
[2024/12/01 15:34] D20: Rip rolls 7
[2024/12/01 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Miss ;(
[2024/12/01 15:35] Rip: looks like I tripped over a pile of sand lol
[2024/12/01 15:35] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2024/12/01 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2024/12/01 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh well.
[2024/12/01 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: It was a heroic attempt
[2024/12/01 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: pity you failed! :P
[2024/12/01 15:36] Mecha: And with any luck this will distract tube guy
[2024/12/01 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie! You can save the day.
[2024/12/01 15:36] Rip: Go Kylie!!
[2024/12/01 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Everyone cheer Kylie on!
[2024/12/01 15:36] Jassie: yay
[2024/12/01 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: she has her lucky axe!
[2024/12/01 15:37] Jassie: smash em
[2024/12/01 15:38] Rip: what is this song Sonja?
[2024/12/01 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: San Plane Pour Moi? Big hit in 1977. Plastic Bertan?
[2024/12/01 15:39] Rip: <[2024/12/01 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was in Wolf of Wallstreet :P
[2024/12/01 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: and many other holywood productions
[2024/12/01 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: guess we lost Kylie?
[2024/12/01 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie. Roll for Kylie, I think that's fairest.
[2024/12/01 15:40] Rip: Go Jassie!!
[2024/12/01 15:40] Jassie: oh boy
[2024/12/01 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: No pressure :)
[2024/12/01 15:40] Jassie: prays
[2024/12/01 15:41] D20: Jassie rolls 13
[2024/12/01 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: who were you attacking?
[2024/12/01 15:41] Jassie: no clue
[2024/12/01 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: lol. Leader, or spell caster?
[2024/12/01 15:41] Jassie: guess she would go for the caster to try and stop the spell on dragon?
[2024/12/01 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, good hit, roll d6
[2024/12/01 15:42] Rip: I think so
[2024/12/01 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: or, Rip, roll the D6?
[2024/12/01 15:43] D6: Rip rolls 6
[2024/12/01 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: wow
[2024/12/01 15:43] Rip: Victory for Kylie
[2024/12/01 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: A hard hit, the guy screams in agony and staggers back.
[2024/12/01 15:43] Jassie: yay
[2024/12/01 15:43] Jassie: sorry
[2024/12/01 15:43] Mecha: Woohoo :)
[2024/12/01 15:44] Jassie: we got lucky
[2024/12/01 15:44] Jassie: looked away for a moment
[2024/12/01 15:44] Sapphire: what's the situation?
[2024/12/01 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Guy with the metal tube, hefts it over his shoulder and draws his sword. "What the hell! We're after the dragon, but we'll take you, too!" Swings at Mecha
[2024/12/01 15:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2024/12/01 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me blinks
[2024/12/01 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: 'k.
[2024/12/01 15:45] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2024/12/01 15:45] Rip: I like the 5 much better
[2024/12/01 15:45] Jassie: uh oh
[2024/12/01 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: A hard hit indeed that leaves Mecha staggering and injured! There's blood everywhere.
[2024/12/01 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax rumbles and lifts his head, growling and twitching
[2024/12/01 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round 2.... round 3. Sapphire?
[2024/12/01 15:49] Sapphire: Let's blast the tube guy with a Magic Missile
[2024/12/01 15:49] Sapphire: ( I'm soon about to be empty tank, by the way guys ))
[2024/12/01 15:49] Jassie: (yes gotta clock out of work soon)
[2024/12/01 15:49] Jassie: (5mins max)
[2024/12/01 15:50] Sapphire: (( I meant spell slots, but fair ))
[2024/12/01 15:50] Rip: ((If we stop the spell the dragon should save us from the mercs?))
[2024/12/01 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll 1d6, Sapphire
[2024/12/01 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, roll for Sapphire?
[2024/12/01 15:52] D6: Sapphire rolls 1
[2024/12/01 15:52] Sapphire: only one?
[2024/12/01 15:52] Sapphire: actually, yeah spare a dart at the caster
[2024/12/01 15:52] Sapphire: make him do a concentration check
[2024/12/01 15:53] D6: Mecha rolls 6
[2024/12/01 15:53] Mecha: my roll was better, count that
[2024/12/01 15:53] Sapphire: :p
[2024/12/01 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Spellcaster shouts in agony as the force missile slams into him
[2024/12/01 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Better for who?
[2024/12/01 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mercenaries: half heartedly shooting at the dragon, otherwise they are -dead-.... one hits
[2024/12/01 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, d6, Rip, d20
[2024/12/01 15:54] D20: Rip rolls 11
[2024/12/01 15:54] D6: Mecha rolls 4
[2024/12/01 15:55] Jassie: ok last ones and i gotta bounce away
[2024/12/01 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thunderax is starting to look like a pincushion, he roars in fury and flaps his wings. Grabs two mercenaries and swoops skywards... lets go. Two screams are cut short by a loud THUD
[2024/12/01 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2024/12/01 15:56] Jassie: turning around, I cast a cure wounds on Mecha instead
[2024/12/01 15:57] Jassie: its D?
[2024/12/01 15:57] Jassie: 6?
[2024/12/01 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: d8
[2024/12/01 15:57] D8: Jassie rolls 8
[2024/12/01 15:57] Jassie: woo!
[2024/12/01 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2024/12/01 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rip, Mecha
[2024/12/01 15:57] Jassie: max heals mecha
[2024/12/01 15:57] Mecha: *WOOT*
[2024/12/01 15:57] Mecha: Gonna take another swing at pipe guy
[2024/12/01 15:57] D20: Mecha rolls 6
[2024/12/01 15:58] Jassie: damn
[2024/12/01 15:58] Mecha: *Takes out her warhammer and aims for the smegging D20
[2024/12/01 15:58] Rip: lol
[2024/12/01 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: well....
[2024/12/01 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Rip?
[2024/12/01 15:58] Rip: I will take another swing at the caster
[2024/12/01 15:59] D20: Rip rolls 14
[2024/12/01 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hit! Roll d6
[2024/12/01 15:59] D6: Rip rolls 1
[2024/12/01 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was going so well...
[2024/12/01 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie with us?
[2024/12/01 16:00] Rip: pushes the D6 closer to Mecha so she can hammer the **** out of it
[2024/12/01 16:00] Jassie: (ok have to quiickly go everyone)
[2024/12/01 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: No? Leader guy with the tube: swings sword at Mecha
[2024/12/01 16:00] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 19
[2024/12/01 16:00] Rip: Goodinght Jassie
[2024/12/01 16:00] Jassie: (before someone comes, hugs all around))
[2024/12/01 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: omfg
[2024/12/01 16:00] Jassie: gnitee
[2024/12/01 16:00] D8: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2024/12/01 16:00] Mecha: *Good night Jassie*
[2024/12/01 16:00] Rip: lets hopethat was an attack on Nero lol
[2024/12/01 16:01] Jassie: you all have an amazing day
[2024/12/01 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I hate breaking off in the middle of combat but it's getting late for me
[2024/12/01 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... the battle can still go either way
[2024/12/01 16:01] Sapphire: also we're losing jassie
[2024/12/01 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: but we'll find out next week.
[2024/12/01 16:01] Jassie: i realised
[2024/12/01 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, lost Jassie and Kylie
[2024/12/01 16:01] Mecha: So next game wee find out if Mecha got sliced Neck to nips
[2024/12/01 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: so we'll pick it back up next week.
[2024/12/01 16:02] Rip: Not the nips!!
[2024/12/01 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me saves the notes for next week
[2024/12/01 16:02] Mecha: Well a good nipple piercing is fun, but that might be too much
[2024/12/01 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: thank you all for coming, next week should be exciting :)
[2024/12/01 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: paws up who liked...?
[2024/12/01 16:03] Mecha: /me paw
[2024/12/01 16:03] Rip: It was fun, hopefully I can get her enext week as well
[2024/12/01 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: awesome
[2024/12/01 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: and congrats on being instrumental in wrecking DM plans :P
[2024/12/01 16:04] Rip: YAY!!! for me haha
[2024/12/01 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: beginners luck :P
[2024/12/01 16:05] Rip: Off to feed puppies and daughters, see everyone Wednesday, havea great night
[2024/12/01 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: enjoy!
[2024/12/01 16:05] Mecha: Have a good one Rip