[2024/07/28 14:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now streaming at: http://81.133.27.194:8000
[2024/07/28 14:04] Mecha: I believe people will arrive. we sometimes get people fashionably late
[2024/07/28 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: while we wait, d8 Mecha
[2024/07/28 14:06] D8: Mecha rolls 5
[2024/07/28 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Enjoy your 21hp... you'll need them.
[2024/07/28 14:06] Diane: god i hope so, the dice gods hate me, so....poor mecha will be swimming with an anchor around her neck, lol
[2024/07/28 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20, save vs spells, must roll over 16
[2024/07/28 14:07] D20: Mecha rolls 18
[2024/07/28 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Charmed condition expired.
[2024/07/28 14:08] Mecha: A look of realization Crosses my face. "Son of a bitch."
[2024/07/28 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane, d4
[2024/07/28 14:08] D4: Diane rolls 1
[2024/07/28 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: if it's a 1, reroll
[2024/07/28 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES* "if"
[2024/07/28 14:09] D4: Diane rolls 4
[2024/07/28 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: you now have 6hp.
[2024/07/28 14:10] Diane: oh, well that will be good...for a minute
[2024/07/28 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: until you get a sword rammed through your skull
[2024/07/28 14:11] Diane: it's good to have a posative outlook, lol
[2024/07/28 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got to think about these things
[2024/07/28 14:12] Diane: rather not think about a sword through my skull thank you
[2024/07/28 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, we start in two minutes, I guess
[2024/07/28 14:13] Diane: I'm sorry Mecha
[2024/07/28 14:15] Mecha: for what?
[2024/07/28 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: alright, let's let the roll play begin! May the dice smile on you.
[2024/07/28 14:15] Diane: for what ever i am going to do to get you killed
[2024/07/28 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: As I recall it we all managed to defeat the hobgoblins and soothe the dryads ruffled feathers
[2024/07/28 14:16] Mecha: Yep and we returned to give the figurehead back and heal and rest and drink
[2024/07/28 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: and your further reward, is the town people are mumbling and muttering about some stream going bad or something, and someone should sort that out. They all look at you meaningfully
[2024/07/28 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that recap & introduction out of the way, GGGGGGRRRRRREEEEETTTTINGS, Adventurers! Other players get epic quests, you get essentially a plumbing job.
[2024/07/28 14:18] Diane: ~TURNS TO LOOK BEHIND US LIKE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE THINKING~
[2024/07/28 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: I know, I'm scared too
[2024/07/28 14:19] Mecha: I turn to look at them."What is this about?
[2024/07/28 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: "The stream that flows from a shrine in the hills. The water has started tasting really terrible."
[2024/07/28 14:21] Diane: you should do something about that!
[2024/07/28 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: they are, they're sending you
[2024/07/28 14:22] Diane: wha?
[2024/07/28 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl hopes Mecha is typing some grand acceptance speech...
[2024/07/28 14:25] Mecha shakes her head. Who is the Shrine to?
[2024/07/28 14:25] Mecha: *No grand acceptance speech, just trying to make sense*
[2024/07/28 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a shrine. It's not for any specific entity
[2024/07/28 14:26] Diane: i'm not really with them ~she points and steps back~
[2024/07/28 14:27] Mecha: Turns and looks at Diane. "We are supposed to be working on other things. If we go and check this out.. Or in this case if I go check this out, what's the pay?"
[2024/07/28 14:28] Diane: "Plumbers pay, i am guessing.....not my thing"
[2024/07/28 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: The townspeople are reasonably sure there's a powerful weapon of some sort there, which you probably will be needing.
[2024/07/28 14:29] Diane: probably should have lead with that!
[2024/07/28 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're bad negotiators
[2024/07/28 14:30] Diane: it's ok! we are terrible plumbers!
[2024/07/28 14:30] Mecha: Okay, here is the deal. I will check this out. If she comes with, she comes with. But seriously you have city officials and workers for this kind of thing. We keep doing this they wont get paid."
[2024/07/28 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Great! Head towards the mountains, pick up the path about an hour out when you cross a bridge, follow the stream.
[2024/07/28 14:31] Diane: ~sighs~ How is it we get roped into these things
[2024/07/28 14:31] Mecha: But first I need healing. So I don't go until I am fully healed. *We didn't cover being healed last game and I am close to death.*
[2024/07/28 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: You all start adventures fully rested (when starting from the capital city, anyway)
[2024/07/28 14:32] Diane: not feeling very well myself and a bit peckish
[2024/07/28 14:34] Mecha: Ah okay then off we go
[2024/07/28 14:34] Mecha: or off I go. I am not gonna speak for Diane
[2024/07/28 14:34] Diane: what did i do? I haven't done anything..YET!
[2024/07/28 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl waits stoically
[2024/07/28 14:35] Mecha: exactly. You havent agreed to anything so I am not gonna force ya to go
[2024/07/28 14:35] Diane: so you are just gonna leave me here?!
[2024/07/28 14:36] Mecha: Do you want to go?!
[2024/07/28 14:36] Diane: well....i don't wanna be alone here
[2024/07/28 14:36] Diane: FINE! i'll go
[2024/07/28 14:36] Mecha: Then come on.
[2024/07/28 14:36] Diane: coming
[2024/07/28 14:37] Mecha: Also when we get back you owe us a few beers at the tavern. You got it?
[2024/07/28 14:37] Diane: who?
[2024/07/28 14:37] Diane: me?
[2024/07/28 14:37] Mecha: no the townspeople
[2024/07/28 14:37] Diane: oh yeah...i knew that
[2024/07/28 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... it's a few hours hiking before you get to the shrine as you follow the increasingly obviously polluted and foulled stream water. And the shrine...
[2024/07/28 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nestled in a secluded glade amidst tall, ancient trees, the shrine normally exudes a sense of tranquility and reverence. While the air is filled with the soothing sound of water cascading over smooth stones, as the gentle stream flows from the base of the shrine, winding its way through the forest and disappearing into the underbrush.
  The shrine itself is crafted from weathered stone, intricately carved with motifs of nature—flowers, vines, and animals — suggesting that it is dedicated to a deity of nature or water. At its center stands a statue of a serene figure, perhaps a nature spirit or a goddess, with outstretched arms as if welcoming all who approach. Her features are worn but remain beautiful, and her expression evokes peace and wisdom.
  However, the shrine is covered with a strange dark rot and the waters are black and foul. Clearly, an evil has caused a shift in the energies. At the plinth the statue stands on, a young girl is hunched over, crying loudly.
[2024/07/28 14:40] Mecha: I carefully approach the young girl."Are you okay?"
[2024/07/28 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl waits for Diane to catch up
[2024/07/28 14:41] Diane: stays a few steps behind Mecha but looks concerned about the youth
[2024/07/28 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, everyone roll d20 for initiative, highest gets to go first
[2024/07/28 14:41] D20: Diane rolls 3
[2024/07/28 14:41] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2024/07/28 14:41] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2024/07/28 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: you might've saved your collective asses, my eyes watered as I saw the 18...
[2024/07/28 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: the young girl, clearly once a cleric, now looking rather worse, with rough skin, vicious claws on her hands and a feral red eyes - jumps to attack. Now she can be seen to be quite filthy, rotten and quite blackened.
[2024/07/28 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha gets to act first.
[2024/07/28 14:44] Mecha: Since she is jumping I wont have time to draw the Hammer so i try to punch her out of mid air
[2024/07/28 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: you do have time....
[2024/07/28 14:45] Mecha: All right, I try to hammer them out of the air
[2024/07/28 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/28 14:45] D20: Mecha rolls 13
[2024/07/28 14:45] Mecha: 13 plus 3 bonus :)
[2024/07/28 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: 13 +3 = 16...
[2024/07/28 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: a comfortable hit! Roll d6
[2024/07/28 14:46] D6: Mecha rolls 5
[2024/07/28 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl mutters under her breath
[2024/07/28 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: With a loud CRACK your warhammer slams into her skull, shattering it. Bits of gray matter and a rather large amount of hideous green stuff that was once blood sprays about. The "girl" goes down in a fit of agony, gagging loudly and twitching, before laying still.
[2024/07/28 14:48] Mecha: Wow, was just hoping to disable her.. Now I feel kinda bad
[2024/07/28 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, she's terminally disabled
[2024/07/28 14:49] Diane: that was way too easy! ~looks around waiting for what is next~
[2024/07/28 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nothing much appears to be about to happen.
[2024/07/28 14:49] Mecha: I search the body
[2024/07/28 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: you find... A prayer book, a tarnished holy symbol & prayer beads (worthless now), and a scroll, a journal of sorts, dated a few days previous
[2024/07/28 14:51] Diane: can we read the journal?
[2024/07/28 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep.
[2024/07/28 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: "Tharok Ironfist, a revered warrior, known for his unmatched skill in battle and his unwavering loyalty to his comrades. Standing at a formidable height with a muscular build, his presence commands respect and fear on the battlefield. His armor, though battle-worn and scratched, bears the insignia of his order, a proud lion, symbolizing courage and honor.
  During a fateful expedition in cursed catacombs, Tharok sought to recover a lost artifact, said to possess immense power. Ambushed by a horde of twisted creatures of hunger and malice that thrive on the living, Tharok fought valiantly, however, in the heat of battle, he felt a sharp pain in his side; a demon had managed to break through his defenses. The creature’s foul claws raked across his armor, biting into his flesh and injecting whatever vile contagion coursed through its veins.
  Though he dispatched the beast with a furious swing of his sword, the damage was done. Tharok's vision blurred, and the world around him began to fade. Desperate and determined to protect his friends, he continued to fight on but felt a profound numbness seep into his limbs and soul.
  Would that the story of Tharok Ironfist have ended there, but I came to save my beloved, and found that I could not. Now I, too, wrestle against the overpowering hunger for flesh that has taken over my mind."
[2024/07/28 14:51] Mecha: She reads the journal and I will look at the scroll
[2024/07/28 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: the scroll is the journal
[2024/07/28 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: As for the prayerbook: The Prayer Book encapsulates the responsibility of clerics in the pastoral rites called “Ministry to the Sick” and “Ministry to the Dying”. Inside the cover, a dedication: "For Aleena, from Tharok Ironfist."
[2024/07/28 14:52] Diane: so cursed with a flesh eating disorder...lovely
[2024/07/28 14:53] Mecha: Oh shit.
[2024/07/28 14:54] Diane: ~searching the shrine for amnything out of the ordinary, or useful~
[2024/07/28 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, flesh
[2024/07/28 14:54] Mecha: I start looking around
[2024/07/28 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: A quick search of the shrine reveals a trapdoor and steps that lead down into the crypt below.
[2024/07/28 14:54] Diane: and ...here....we....go
[2024/07/28 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Going down?
[2024/07/28 14:55] Mecha: Hold on
[2024/07/28 14:55] Mecha: Before we go down there we need to make sure we are prepared. This was not Tharok which means likely he is down there.
[2024/07/28 14:55] Diane: ~looks to Mecha~ Ladies first!....i'm a whore so... you know ~waves her hand towards the trap door~
[2024/07/28 14:56] Mecha: ... Thanks
[2024/07/28 14:56] Mecha: I carefully climb down. How dark is it?
[2024/07/28 14:57] Diane: well here, toss down a torch first
[2024/07/28 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dark. Some form of light will be needed
[2024/07/28 14:57] Diane: ~lights her lantern~
[2024/07/28 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: The steps lead down into a place of reverence and rest for the departed, which has succumbed to darkness. The air is thick with the stench of decay, the walls are lined with alcoves, housing crumbling stone sarcophagi that bear the marks of claws and teeth, suggesting a violent disturbance. A chill permeates the air, and a faint whispering sound seems to echo off the walls, as if the souls of the departed are warning of the horror that has taken root here. The chamber is cluttered with debris — broken urns, scattered bones, and strange, half-eaten remnants of the crypt's occupants. In the center lies a makeshift nest of torn shrouds and filthy rags.
[2024/07/28 14:59] Diane: beavers from hell!
[2024/07/28 15:00] Mecha: "If only. Keep that light lit and if need be get ready to throw it. Hopefully whoever watches over this shrine will forgive us."
[2024/07/28 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: There is a portcullis barring further exploration. The passage goes down and gets darker, but at least nothing is coming up and out at you - yet
[2024/07/28 15:01] Diane: Maybe we should set a trap and lure what ever it is up to us, rather then going down further?
[2024/07/28 15:02] Mecha: I'm gonna poke the nest with the hammer
[2024/07/28 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: this I gotta see...
[2024/07/28 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Poking about, you find insects, a rat carcass, a jumble of random bones and some hunks of very rotten meat, from goodness knows what. Maybe best not to speculate.
[2024/07/28 15:04] Mecha: If we are going to lure them to us, figure we just need to make noise
[2024/07/28 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: what are you going to do?
[2024/07/28 15:04] Diane: ~moves to the edge of the passage leading down and clangs her sword on the wall, "Here Kitty Kitty" she yells down and backs away to see if anything comes up~
[2024/07/28 15:05] Mecha: I go to the other side of the passage opening, hammer at the ready
[2024/07/28 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: You hear rats and bats chittering. Hopefully you weren't planning on surprising anyone.
[2024/07/28 15:06] Diane: (wishes she had an M80 to toss )
[2024/07/28 15:06] Mecha: Looks like we need to head deeper. I have a thought and it's one I am not liking
[2024/07/28 15:07] Diane: i'm not liking that idea
[2024/07/28 15:08] Mecha: Going down."Listen, if this goes south throw the lantern and run your ass back to the city and warn them."
[2024/07/28 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: The portcullis bars your way.
[2024/07/28 15:09] Diane: oh sure...i'll just run back on bloody stumps cause i got my legs chewed off!
[2024/07/28 15:09] Diane: ~looking for a mechanism for the portcullis~
[2024/07/28 15:10] Mecha: If I say throw you Throw and run before losing your legs.
[2024/07/28 15:10] Mecha: Going to try for brute strength ot lift it.
[2024/07/28 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Nothing obvious activates these rather rusty bars
[2024/07/28 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, roll under 18
[2024/07/28 15:10] D20: Mecha rolls 16
[2024/07/28 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: With loud squeals and scrapes, the portcullis slides upwards jerkily
[2024/07/28 15:11] Diane: i got a bad feeling
[2024/07/28 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: There is a passage that slopes down, with various smashed coffins lining the walls.
[2024/07/28 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: who's going first?
[2024/07/28 15:12] Mecha: Same here, so be ready to throw and run. If you can make it and activate it close the porticullis behind you
[2024/07/28 15:12] Diane: Ladies first!
[2024/07/28 15:12] Mecha: I am
[2024/07/28 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, roll d20, must roll under 9
[2024/07/28 15:12] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2024/07/28 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: uh oh
[2024/07/28 15:12] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2024/07/28 15:13] Diane: should have let me roll lol
[2024/07/28 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: A skeletal arm jerks out, and the razor sharp claws that were its' fingers rake across Mecha, inflicting a small wound.
[2024/07/28 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: should've checked for traps :P
[2024/07/28 15:13] Mecha: I look in the direction of the claws
[2024/07/28 15:14] Diane: I told you, holding out her lantern to see better
[2024/07/28 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a springloaded forearm that came out of a hole. It looks like a recent addition.
[2024/07/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: moving on?
[2024/07/28 15:15] Mecha: IS tehre any sign of the infection on the forearm?
[2024/07/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: WIS check, roll under 11
[2024/07/28 15:15] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2024/07/28 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: You check your leg. You're sure you'll be fine.
[2024/07/28 15:15] Mecha: *Where are these rolls during combat?*
[2024/07/28 15:16] Mecha: Moving forward
[2024/07/28 15:16] Diane: you sure that looks bad to me?
[2024/07/28 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: The scrape across your face soon stops bleeding. Meanwhile... A heavy, wrought-iron door partially ajar, covered in rust now, blocks further progress. The stone archway is adorned with faded reliefs depicting scenes of prayer and mourning, suggesting that those interred within were once revered and honoured figures.
[2024/07/28 15:18] Diane: ~looks for traps before she gets herself cut again~
[2024/07/28 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: d%
[2024/07/28 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's two d10
[2024/07/28 15:19] D10: Diane rolls 7
[2024/07/28 15:19] D10: Diane rolls 9
[2024/07/28 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: you don't find any traps
[2024/07/28 15:20] Diane: ok ~waves her hand for Mecha to proceed~
[2024/07/28 15:21] Mecha: I go to open the door, slowly far enough to squeeze through
[2024/07/28 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20, must roll under 18
[2024/07/28 15:22] Diane: (you got this)
[2024/07/28 15:22] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2024/07/28 15:22] Mecha: *You sure I got this?*
[2024/07/28 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: The door doesn't budge.
[2024/07/28 15:23] Mecha: Is there enough space to squeeze through?
[2024/07/28 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: sadly no
[2024/07/28 15:23] Diane: ~face palms~, , here hold the lantern, ~tries the door~
[2024/07/28 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: on the plus side, if Diane.....
[2024/07/28 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d20... must roll under 7
[2024/07/28 15:24] D20: Diane rolls 5
[2024/07/28 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: The door creaks and scrapes open with a loud rumble.
[2024/07/28 15:24] Diane: LOL, story of my D&D life
[2024/07/28 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Upon entering the crypt, adventurers are met with a large, vaulted chamber, its walls draped with rich, ornate tapestries that once would have seemed almost alive with colour, although now they are rotten and filthy. The tapestries depict serene landscapes, infused with a sense of nostalgia. Each one was an artwork in its own right. A stone plinth in the chambers' middle holds a small scroll.
[2024/07/28 15:24] Mecha: Do you want the i loosened it for you joke, or should we just move on?
[2024/07/28 15:26] Mecha: I am going to walk in slowly and carefully, looking around
[2024/07/28 15:26] Diane: i prefer the "I could roll over a 10 to save my miserable life~ joke
[2024/07/28 15:26] Diane: couldn't*
[2024/07/28 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: You walk in. Nothing seems about to happen. The scroll looks very recent.
[2024/07/28 15:27] Diane: maybe the last from what's his name
[2024/07/28 15:27] Mecha: I look at Diane for a second."Stay by the door and get ready to run if necessary." AS I wait before grabbing the scroll
[2024/07/28 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: Scroll: "Adventurers, beware. As I succumbed to the effects of a monster’s attack, my body began to betray me. I found myself wrestling against the overpowering hunger for flesh that began to take over my mind. Haunted by my memories and striving to keep my humanity intact, I witnessed my transformation into a one of the mindless undead that I had sworn to vanquish. My body, now a twisted reflection of its former glory, became a vessel for the darkness I once fought against. Had the priestess Aleena only heeded my warning, she'd be alive still. I urge you, turn back now, before it is too late and you share in our fate."
[2024/07/28 15:28] Diane: you got it, ~moves to the door~
[2024/07/28 15:29] Diane: I F'ing knew it!
[2024/07/28 15:29] Mecha: Are there any doors in this room?
[2024/07/28 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: A portcullis further one.
[2024/07/28 15:30] Mecha: I am going to approach the porticullis staying close enough to see but out of arms reach in case something is on the other side.
[2024/07/28 15:31] Diane: ok lets think this through a minute! what do we know about the walking dead and how to kill them?
[2024/07/28 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... there's a passage on the other side, lined with alcoves containing smashed and ransacked coffins.
[2024/07/28 15:31] Mecha: Bash their head in or set them on fire I think. that's what the stories would say.
[2024/07/28 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: As for the walking dead.... why don't you ask them? THIS side of the portcullis, the tapestries fall apart as three skeletons step forwards, raising razon sharp bony claws
[2024/07/28 15:32] Diane: ~holds out the lantern to look at Mecha's cut from the trap~ You feel ok? ~looking a little skeptically at Mecha~
[2024/07/28 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 for inititaive
[2024/07/28 15:33] Mecha: *question for the DM are there lanterns in here?*
[2024/07/28 15:33] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2024/07/28 15:33] D20: Diane rolls 1
[2024/07/28 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: I thenk Diane is holding one?
[2024/07/28 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2024/07/28 15:33] Mecha: Aside from that one
[2024/07/28 15:33] Diane: (we're dead...walkingt)
[2024/07/28 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two skeletons attack Mecha, one attacks Diane
[2024/07/28 15:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2024/07/28 15:34] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2024/07/28 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: it was going so well. One misses.... the other hits Mecha rather nastily
[2024/07/28 15:34] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2024/07/28 15:34] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2024/07/28 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: The one attacking Diane lunges, trips over a pile of bones and falls prone.
[2024/07/28 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha first - you are badly wounded now.
[2024/07/28 15:35] Diane: too late to throw the lantern and run? ~giggles~
[2024/07/28 15:35] Mecha: Gonna take a swing at the one that hit me
[2024/07/28 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/28 15:36] D20: Mecha rolls 12
[2024/07/28 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: and the d6
[2024/07/28 15:36] D6: Mecha rolls 4
[2024/07/28 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: It explodes in a shower of bone fragments.
[2024/07/28 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane?
[2024/07/28 15:36] Diane: Stabbing my sword for the prone ones head
[2024/07/28 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, +4 bonus
[2024/07/28 15:37] D20: Diane rolls 4
[2024/07/28 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Well... I tried.
[2024/07/28 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of round, skeleton attacks Mecha
[2024/07/28 15:37] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2024/07/28 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Miss.
[2024/07/28 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: The other one stands up again.
[2024/07/28 15:38] Mecha: and a swing from me
[2024/07/28 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2024/07/28 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/28 15:38] D20: Mecha rolls 5
[2024/07/28 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: You swing wildly... and miss.
[2024/07/28 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane?
[2024/07/28 15:38] Diane: stabbing again
[2024/07/28 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/28 15:38] D20: Diane rolls 6
[2024/07/28 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... the dice are back on form
[2024/07/28 15:39] Diane: (ah yeah)
[2024/07/28 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, end of round...
[2024/07/28 15:39] Mecha: can i try to parry the skeletons attack?
[2024/07/28 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: unfortunately no... unless you plan not attacking next round
[2024/07/28 15:40] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2024/07/28 15:40] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2024/07/28 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl facepalms
[2024/07/28 15:40] Diane: OMFG!
[2024/07/28 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: who wants whiskey?
[2024/07/28 15:41] Diane: i want something stronger!
[2024/07/28 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha -narrow- avoids a claw in the face.
[2024/07/28 15:41] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 4
[2024/07/28 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane is hit hard and very badly injured by a savage swipe
[2024/07/28 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: and that's that round done.... Mecha?
[2024/07/28 15:42] Mecha: I look at Diane."Do not throw, just run." AS I take another swing
[2024/07/28 15:43] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2024/07/28 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's going to be hard to see in pitch darkness
[2024/07/28 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl flips the table over
[2024/07/28 15:43] Mecha: you have the lamp take it with you
[2024/07/28 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's it, get the crossbow, take me out the back and shoot me.
[2024/07/28 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane?
[2024/07/28 15:44] Diane: ~screams and Wails the lantern at the closest skeleton~ "Mother Fucker"
[2024/07/28 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm.... not sure.... you want to do -that-...
[2024/07/28 15:45] Diane: not sure i have a choice
[2024/07/28 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/28 15:45] D20: Diane rolls 20
[2024/07/28 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: see? That's what we're talking about
[2024/07/28 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6
[2024/07/28 15:45] D6: Diane rolls 6
[2024/07/28 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: The lantern hits the skeleton. There's a HUGE fireball as flaming oils fly in all directions. For a moment the skeleton flails about, with flames leaping merrily from it's ribcage, then it collapses in a shower of burning bones.
[2024/07/28 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think you'll need a new lantern.
[2024/07/28 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, end of round, one skeleton left... Mecha?
[2024/07/28 15:47] Mecha: taking a swing at it
[2024/07/28 15:47] Diane: not sure i'll live to worry about it
[2024/07/28 15:47] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2024/07/28 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl isn't sure where to look.
[2024/07/28 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Diane?
[2024/07/28 15:49] Diane: clutching my wound and staggering back
[2024/07/28 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: and... attacking, fleeing?
[2024/07/28 15:50] Diane: swinging wild with sword
[2024/07/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's the spirit
[2024/07/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/28 15:50] D20: Diane rolls 15
[2024/07/28 15:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: and the d8
[2024/07/28 15:50] D8: Diane rolls 6
[2024/07/28 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: At least when you hit, you hit hard. The last skeleton goes down in a shower of bones.
[2024/07/28 15:51] Mecha: okay, let's get the fuck out of here
[2024/07/28 15:51] Mecha: We can come back when the rest of our group sobers up.
[2024/07/28 15:51] Diane: not sure i can make it, save yourself
[2024/07/28 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Battle over, for the sake of everyones' sanity we'll leave it there
[2024/07/28 15:52] Mecha: But we can also warn the city
[2024/07/28 15:52] Mecha: I'm gonna carry her out even injusre strength of 18
[2024/07/28 15:52] Diane: we need to warn the city
[2024/07/28 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: bit of luck next time the Cat Goddess might send better dice rolls or the rest of the party.
[2024/07/28 15:53] Diane: if i get too heavy just leave me
[2024/07/28 15:53] Mecha: Shut up. remember we have a cart. I'll load ya in that.
[2024/07/28 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, thank you for coming. perhaps next we... what cart?
[2024/07/28 15:53] Diane: cart is up there, we're down here
[2024/07/28 15:54] Mecha: thought we still had a kinda used cart, they loaned us a better on for the figure head
[2024/07/28 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: again, what cart?
[2024/07/28 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: uh huh... "loaned"... you got back, loan over :P
[2024/07/28 15:54] Mecha: and we kept the old used one
[2024/07/28 15:54] Diane: just leave me, i'm infected anyway, lol
[2024/07/28 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: what old used one?
[2024/07/28 15:54] Mecha: I'm ignoring her and heading for the surface
[2024/07/28 15:55] Mecha: *thought we had an old used one before the ship thing, maybe I am wrong, still carrying her up and out.*
[2024/07/28 15:55] Diane: lol if i had strength i'd kick you ass, lol
[2024/07/28 15:55] Diane: Night
[2024/07/28 15:56] Mecha: Good night
[2024/07/28 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: next week should be... fun...
[2024/07/28 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: For me :)