[2024/07/21 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now streaming at: http://81.133.27.194:8000
[2024/07/21 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: right, guess we'll get the TPK train on the go
[2024/07/21 14:11] Jassie: lol ok
[2024/07/21 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Seems you managed to complete the hobgoblin lair thing and raid their treasure, although, you lost sight of the hobgoblin leader
[2024/07/21 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: I mean.... you had one job....
[2024/07/21 14:12] Mecha: Let's get after him.
[2024/07/21 14:13] Jassie: well, we had help before
[2024/07/21 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: and with that recap out of the way... GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRREEEEETTTINGS, Adventurers! Other players get mighty boss battles... you lost the boss from the battle.
[2024/07/21 14:13] Jassie: but yes, we trying to get the hobs to get after their boss or they might be dead
[2024/07/21 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: no one seems particularly badly injured, but you'll want to be careful, as the rest of the party are AFK or eaten by a grue or drunk or something
[2024/07/21 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... did anyone grab the loot last time?
[2024/07/21 14:15] Jassie: ermmm cant remember
[2024/07/21 14:16] Mecha: Grabbing now but off we go. plus if we lose king hob we can come back for the rest
[2024/07/21 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Quick reminder, then... a suit of leather armour
[2024/07/21 14:17] Jassie: i shove the 2 hobs forward, "come on lead the way!"
[2024/07/21 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: An axe, a potion, a gemstone, a scroll, a bracelet
[2024/07/21 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, hobgoblins, forgot about them
[2024/07/21 14:18] Kylie: I want to take the bracelette to be pretty and dianne probably pick pocketed my old one
[2024/07/21 14:18] Mecha: Grab everything but the armor and the axe before following. Too big to drag through the hole the hob went through
[2024/07/21 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: The hole the hobgoblin went through is dug in dirt. You can see drifts of dirt tumbling and trickling down.
[2024/07/21 14:19] Jassie: i can likely grab the armour and axe? i dont have much on me now
[2024/07/21 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep
[2024/07/21 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me notes down on sheets
[2024/07/21 14:21] Mecha: Sounds good, and off we go walking carefully so as not to set any issues
[2024/07/21 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I only count one hobgoblin
[2024/07/21 14:21] Jassie: ok sweet, now back to getting the hob to lead the way
[2024/07/21 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: nope, two, badly injured
[2024/07/21 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, so, loot got and distributed, the tunnel the boss hobgoblin vanished through is looking very unsafe, and you got two badly injured hobgoblins
[2024/07/21 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: What you going to do?
[2024/07/21 14:23] Mecha: I say we go in after him, or we are gonna have an even angrier Dryad
[2024/07/21 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, and a scroll. That goes with Mecha I guess
[2024/07/21 14:23] Kylie: I go in causiously
[2024/07/21 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: you sure?
[2024/07/21 14:23] Jassie: yea but try to take it slow, the hobgoblin prisoners in front
[2024/07/21 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: First: Are you sure? Second: who goes first?
[2024/07/21 14:24] Mecha: Yeah got the scroll
[2024/07/21 14:24] Kylie: I go in first
[2024/07/21 14:24] Mecha: One hob in the back and one hob in front being followed close by me.
[2024/07/21 14:24] Mecha: or Kylie first
[2024/07/21 14:24] Kylie: I have my small axe for protection
[2024/07/21 14:25] Autolycus: hi
[2024/07/21 14:25] Autolycus: sorry I was delayed
[2024/07/21 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus! We're just starting from last time. Maybe you can save the party from themselves :)
[2024/07/21 14:25] Autolycus: :)
[2024/07/21 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: current situation is most are injured, you got two hobgoblins badly injured, and a tunnel the hobgoblin leader escaped through, with dirt trickling down the sides
[2024/07/21 14:26] Kylie: The dice cant be cursed every week this is gonna be the good week
[2024/07/21 14:27] Jassie: hopefully
[2024/07/21 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll see... Autolycus, any suggestions yourself? Current plan seems to be go in the tunnel with the hobgoblins
[2024/07/21 14:28] Autolycus: looks in tunnel.... "Hmmm, Very dangerous... You go first."
[2024/07/21 14:28] Autolycus: Meanwhile check myself over for injuries
[2024/07/21 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... that leaves Kylie/Mecha/Jassie to decide
[2024/07/21 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Light wound on Autolycus
[2024/07/21 14:29] Mecha: There is enough of you here, I have an idea. You all take the tunnel.
[2024/07/21 14:29] Autolycus: Any healing potions or spells... anyone?
[2024/07/21 14:29] Jassie: i already used mine
[2024/07/21 14:30] Kylie: I'm going in first
[2024/07/21 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... decisive action. Are you sure about that?
[2024/07/21 14:30] Kylie: absolutely
[2024/07/21 14:30] Jassie: ok
[2024/07/21 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: You crawl in. The tunnel collapses completely. Roll d20, dexterity check
[2024/07/21 14:31] D20: Kylie rolls 2
[2024/07/21 14:31] Autolycus: arrr
[2024/07/21 14:31] Jassie: oh god, i try to help her as i'm close to the entrance?
[2024/07/21 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: good lord... who thought a low die roll would turn out good? Kylie jumps back just in time as a shower of loose dirt jets out of the tunnel. That way is now a little blocked.
[2024/07/21 14:32] Jassie: are you ok??
[2024/07/21 14:32] Autolycus: Well,,, that answers THAT wquestion
[2024/07/21 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Any other bright ideas, anyone? :)
[2024/07/21 14:32] Autolycus: Any other exits besides the one we cam in here with?
[2024/07/21 14:32] Jassie: looks at the hobs, any idea where your boss usually goes to?
[2024/07/21 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: The one you came in.
[2024/07/21 14:33] Jassie: better start speaking up
[2024/07/21 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin: He go where he want.
[2024/07/21 14:33] Mecha: I'm grabbing a hob and heading for the exit I'm gonna see if i can catch king boy up top.
[2024/07/21 14:33] Autolycus: Tries to get some help with carrying the sacks of loot so that it is not left behind...
[2024/07/21 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: You can all manage without the hobgoblins.
[2024/07/21 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Should either let 'em go or tie 'em up or whatever else you can think of
[2024/07/21 14:34] Jassie: should we just tie em up or something>?
[2024/07/21 14:34] Autolycus: I don;t suppose there is anyone here charismatic enough to recruit them as henchemen?
[2024/07/21 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: interesting idea, but, with charisma of 8, good luck
[2024/07/21 14:35] Autolycus: Obviously NOT me!
[2024/07/21 14:35] Mecha: *I can try, got an 11 CHA*
[2024/07/21 14:36] Jassie: go for it!
[2024/07/21 14:36] Mecha: Hey guys if you help us get the king. You'll be free to go. hell even stay here and run the place if you like, jsut don't piss off dryads."
[2024/07/21 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... let's see. -2 penalty for hostiles, -2 penalty for different race... you need to roll 15 or more. d20 please.
[2024/07/21 14:37] Autolycus: well... it's doable...
[2024/07/21 14:37] Mecha: *Thought they were more scared than hostile now*
[2024/07/21 14:37] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2024/07/21 14:37] Autolycus: I thnk she meant OUR hostilities
[2024/07/21 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Generally hostile.
[2024/07/21 14:37] Autolycus: or not
[2024/07/21 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: You have them as POWs, after all
[2024/07/21 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin: "Fuck urf."
[2024/07/21 14:38] Autolycus: wait... "I" am not taking on POW responsibilities!
[2024/07/21 14:38] Jassie: well, i guess we should just tie em up and leave em here then i guess
[2024/07/21 14:38] Autolycus: /me looks around for something to tie them up with
[2024/07/21 14:38] Mecha: Okay, Gonna try intimidation."Then let's try this route. Help us get him, or join his remains after we find him."
[2024/07/21 14:39] Autolycus: ... or strangle them with I gues...
[2024/07/21 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, it being the lair and storeroom of a logging camp, there's probably rope or something, I guess
[2024/07/21 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh boy... Mecha, you sure about that?
[2024/07/21 14:39] Autolycus: "Found some rope... Handcuffs or necktie knots?
[2024/07/21 14:40] Autolycus: What say you
[2024/07/21 14:40] Mecha: I'm already in a bad mood and they surrendered out of fear so. Worst case they decide to fight again or they decide to bolt."
[2024/07/21 14:41] Kylie: pulls out an arrow I could poke them with these if you hold them.
[2024/07/21 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... everyone roll initiative. D20, highest go first.
[2024/07/21 14:41] Jassie: just tie them up and leave em be
[2024/07/21 14:41] D20: Kylie rolls 16
[2024/07/21 14:41] D20: Jassie rolls 19
[2024/07/21 14:41] Autolycus: /me note to self, check which diety QKR follows after expidetion...
[2024/07/21 14:41] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2024/07/21 14:41] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2024/07/21 14:41] D20: Autolycus rolls 4
[2024/07/21 14:42] Autolycus: /me sigh
[2024/07/21 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: The hobgoblins roar and leap forwards, flailing about with their fists
[2024/07/21 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie is up first, what do you do?
[2024/07/21 14:43] Autolycus: /me mutters, "maybe we should have tied them up BEFORE negotiating..."
[2024/07/21 14:43] Jassie: i'm gonna just grab the rops and tie em up and leave them tied to something in the hideout
[2024/07/21 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can't, they're attacking.
[2024/07/21 14:43] Autolycus: Can she HIT them with a lasso?
[2024/07/21 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: if she has a lassoo and gets real lucky on rolls.... maybe
[2024/07/21 14:44] Jassie: oh... oh well, "you asked for it." and bashes the closest ones head in
[2024/07/21 14:44] Autolycus: ... or that...
[2024/07/21 14:44] D20: Jassie rolls 17
[2024/07/21 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, must roll over 14
[2024/07/21 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... d6 as I recall it
[2024/07/21 14:44] D6: Jassie rolls 3
[2024/07/21 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: One down... Kylie!
[2024/07/21 14:45] Jassie: I didnt wanna do this, " i say to the other one"
[2024/07/21 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie will save the day, I know it.
[2024/07/21 14:47] Kylie: I swink my axe at the closest one since we are fighting now
[2024/07/21 14:47] D20: Kylie rolls 12
[2024/07/21 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: swing and a miss...
[2024/07/21 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin punches Mecha
[2024/07/21 14:47] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2024/07/21 14:47] Autolycus: woof
[2024/07/21 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, hits the air.
[2024/07/21 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus
[2024/07/21 14:48] Autolycus: Well, since my collegues are keeping his attention, I simply step behind it and render a coup d' grace... (back stab +4, Str+2)
[2024/07/21 14:48] D20: Autolycus rolls 1
[2024/07/21 14:48] Autolycus: Crap!
[2024/07/21 14:49] Autolycus: You gotta be kidding!!!
[2024/07/21 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll again....
[2024/07/21 14:49] Autolycus: Must have got something in my eye!
[2024/07/21 14:49] D20: Autolycus rolls 15
[2024/07/21 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh jesus
[2024/07/21 14:49] Autolycus: =19
[2024/07/21 14:49] D8: Autolycus rolls 4
[2024/07/21 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: No, the 15 is a 15...
[2024/07/21 14:49] Autolycus: Str +2 so 6
[2024/07/21 14:50] Autolycus: oh.........
[2024/07/21 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: you completely missed the hobgoblin
[2024/07/21 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: you didn't miss Mecha however
[2024/07/21 14:50] Autolycus: I don't get any adjustments?
[2024/07/21 14:50] Jassie: damn
[2024/07/21 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: not to a target standing right in front of you
[2024/07/21 14:51] Autolycus: oph... ok then
[2024/07/21 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, Mecha is now badly injured, with our first victim of friendly fire
[2024/07/21 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me awards Autolycus a wooden spoon
[2024/07/21 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2024/07/21 14:51] Autolycus: Already rolled for damamge... Sorry boout that Mecha
[2024/07/21 14:52] Mecha: takes the stab and uses anger from that to hit the hob with her hammer."It's fine but if I die, you're gonna have to explain it to my buddy Sonja."
[2024/07/21 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 :)
[2024/07/21 14:52] D20: Mecha rolls 10
[2024/07/21 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Swing ana miss...
[2024/07/21 14:53] Mecha: *10 and plus 3 bonus for strength*
[2024/07/21 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of combat round... Oh. JUST a miss.... if only it were an 11
[2024/07/21 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's probably worse.
[2024/07/21 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie :)
[2024/07/21 14:55] Jassie: well saying what I just did before, am gonna say, we coulda helped you out
[2024/07/21 14:55] Jassie: and swing for it
[2024/07/21 14:55] D20: Jassie rolls 1
[2024/07/21 14:55] Jassie: LOL and the cursed dice strikes again
[2024/07/21 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's gonna be one of them nights, I can tell
[2024/07/21 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 again
[2024/07/21 14:55] Autolycus: Uses high dexterity to try and avoid being thenext friendlu fire victim...
[2024/07/21 14:56] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2024/07/21 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: aaaaaaaaaand the d6
[2024/07/21 14:56] Jassie: sigh
[2024/07/21 14:56] D6: Jassie rolls 2
[2024/07/21 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is thumped by the wild swing of the warhammer, luckily nothing important or fragile was hit.
[2024/07/21 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Just her head. Now she is near death.
[2024/07/21 14:57] Jassie: sorrryyy!!
[2024/07/21 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie :)
[2024/07/21 14:57] Jassie: help her!!
[2024/07/21 14:57] Kylie: I take an arrow and shoot it at the hob that hurt Mecha shouting "This is revenge!"
[2024/07/21 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... d20...
[2024/07/21 14:57] D20: Kylie rolls 2
[2024/07/21 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, the GOOD news is you don't hit Mecha
[2024/07/21 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: the BAD news is you don't hit anything.
[2024/07/21 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin roars and punches at Mecha
[2024/07/21 14:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2024/07/21 14:58] Kylie: these arrows are so crooked
[2024/07/21 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ooh. That was -close-...
[2024/07/21 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Luckily the hobgoblin can't hit for shit either
[2024/07/21 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus.... your go... if you dare...
[2024/07/21 14:59] Autolycus: wonder what die to roll for shit damage...
[2024/07/21 14:59] Autolycus: Offer to pull Mecha out from the combat...
[2024/07/21 15:00] Mecha: Keep trying to hit the fucker!
[2024/07/21 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... you got a hobgoblin in the way
[2024/07/21 15:00] Autolycus: Step behind teh hobgoblin...
[2024/07/21 15:00] Autolycus: and try a backstab again
[2024/07/21 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can't, already aware of you
[2024/07/21 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: but you can get +2 to hit
[2024/07/21 15:01] Autolycus: well, yeah.. but isn't he a little busy with mecha?
[2024/07/21 15:01] Autolycus: okok. normal attack +2
[2024/07/21 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Still aware of you
[2024/07/21 15:01] D20: Autolycus rolls 6
[2024/07/21 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh well.
[2024/07/21 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? You are very badly injured indeed.
[2024/07/21 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: although, most of that is from your own party members.
[2024/07/21 15:02] Jassie: do we have any healing potions or anything?
[2024/07/21 15:02] Mecha: Not able to rage, but very mad and fueled by Adrenaline as she tries for a nother hit on the hob.
[2024/07/21 15:02] D20: Mecha rolls 3
[2024/07/21 15:02] Autolycus: I got Oil Flasks... for lubrication or ignition...
[2024/07/21 15:02] Mecha: ... and promptly falls to the floor from blood loss
[2024/07/21 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: got a whiskey flask? I think I might be needing it
[2024/07/21 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: End of round... Jassie! you're up
[2024/07/21 15:04] Autolycus: aisia
[2024/07/21 15:04] Jassie: can i step in front of mecha so i dont hit or something and actually go for the hit
[2024/07/21 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hmm
[2024/07/21 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: it'll be two d20 rolls... just sayin'
[2024/07/21 15:05] Mecha: *IF dm Agrees that I've fallen to the ground it would make that easier.*
[2024/07/21 15:05] Jassie: well i'll try...
[2024/07/21 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: eh... no :P
[2024/07/21 15:05] D20: Jassie rolls 20
[2024/07/21 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, d20 for dexterity check
[2024/07/21 15:05] D20: Jassie rolls 9
[2024/07/21 15:06] Jassie: well that came out at the wrong time
[2024/07/21 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me just stares at Jassie in some disbel... disbee... DAMN!
[2024/07/21 15:06] Jassie: hey whats new lol
[2024/07/21 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: I was literaly typing "do not get a 20"
[2024/07/21 15:06] Jassie: told u this dice is cursed
[2024/07/21 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you try to put yourself between the hobgoblin and Mecha
[2024/07/21 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, you trip over your own feet and faceplant on the floor
[2024/07/21 15:07] Jassie: excellent
[2024/07/21 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: At this point there is a rather loud rumbling noise
[2024/07/21 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie :)
[2024/07/21 15:08] Kylie: Is tyring to not hit them and hitting them if you miss a thing?
[2024/07/21 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me ponders this
[2024/07/21 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll have to say no - for now :)
[2024/07/21 15:08] Kylie: ok, I attack the hob gobblen with the wide side of the axe like a big frying pan style
[2024/07/21 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20...
[2024/07/21 15:08] D20: Kylie rolls 19
[2024/07/21 15:09] Kylie: Finally!
[2024/07/21 15:09] Autolycus: yay
[2024/07/21 15:09] Jassie: sweet
[2024/07/21 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yes! Kylie brains the poor hobgoblin, who slams down on top of Jassie, dead!
[2024/07/21 15:09] Jassie: oof
[2024/07/21 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, fight over... surprisingly no one died
[2024/07/21 15:10] Autolycus: /me pulls hobgoblin off jessie while simulatenously searching pockest out of habit...
[2024/07/21 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now what?
[2024/07/21 15:10] Mecha: Now, I am falling down
[2024/07/21 15:11] Jassie: helps mecha, apologizing profusely
[2024/07/21 15:12] Mecha: Leesha gets to her feet."Starting to think the gods are out to get us for taking these jobs to begin with."
[2024/07/21 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: who...?
[2024/07/21 15:12] Autolycus: I suggest we advance BCK to town and find a healer
[2024/07/21 15:13] Mecha: Don't worry about it. Kind of a cramped area so things are bound to happen.
[2024/07/21 15:13] Jassie: I agree for now.. i'm out of spells to heal as well
[2024/07/21 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: so... going back the way you came? With the loot, ofcourse
[2024/07/21 15:14] Mecha: Come on let's get topside. King hob is probably long gone by now.
[2024/07/21 15:14] Autolycus: ... of coourse
[2024/07/21 15:14] Jassie: okok
[2024/07/21 15:15] Autolycus: /me follows the others out
[2024/07/21 15:15] Autolycus: /me lugging the loot
[2024/07/21 15:15] Kylie: Follows the party
[2024/07/21 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, you go back up and out to the open air again, in the middle of the hobgoblin fortified area. There's a faint rumbling sound.
[2024/07/21 15:16] Autolycus: Footsteps approaching on horseback???
[2024/07/21 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: No... doesn't sound like that
[2024/07/21 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: more a.... huge bellows, maybe
[2024/07/21 15:16] Jassie: a tarrasque?
[2024/07/21 15:16] Autolycus: Which direction?
[2024/07/21 15:17] Mecha: I am looking at the ground."Hi bestest buddy."
[2024/07/21 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hard to say... you're in what amounts to a well made of logs
[2024/07/21 15:17] Autolycus: /me realizes we are still not "out"
[2024/07/21 15:17] Autolycus: wait,,, bellows as in Howls or bellows as in Blacksmith?
[2024/07/21 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: A huge red scaley head rises up from the other side of the log wall, supported by a long serpentine red scaled neck.
[2024/07/21 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: You know her, you love her... Sonja y Ddraig Goch.
[2024/07/21 15:19] Autolycus: /me hooks a thumb in teh timless sign of wanting a ride..
[2024/07/21 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Draig Goch: "Why... it's you. I thought I saw you heading here, I arrived a bit late."
[2024/07/21 15:19] Autolycus: /me Bitesw tounge...
[2024/07/21 15:20] Jassie: oh, "looks like someone decided to join the party i guess
[2024/07/21 15:21] Autolycus: Whisoers to Jessie "Is she magical?"
[2024/07/21 15:21] Jassie: "I honestly havent a clue."
[2024/07/21 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch looks at Mecha. "You seem rather badly injured."
[2024/07/21 15:21] Mecha: *Was Kylie here at the beginning of all of this?*
[2024/07/21 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, yes, I think... Jassie maybe?
[2024/07/21 15:22] Mecha: Story of my life ya know. Starting ta think I'm cursed.
[2024/07/21 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch: "You do seem rather battered." (stifled rumbling, as if suppressing mighty giggles)
[2024/07/21 15:23] Autolycus: Perhaps we can laugh about it,,, later?
[2024/07/21 15:24] Jassie: i agree, she needs some help
[2024/07/21 15:24] Mecha: /me chuckles as she finally looks up." I tend to." She paused and looked at everyone else."Everyone this is Sonja the supposed bad guy, er girl, er Dragon. hard emphasis on supposed."
[2024/07/21 15:24] Autolycus: I had come to that conclusion myself as I am not burned alive already or had my head bitten orr...
[2024/07/21 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch looks from one to the other
[2024/07/21 15:25] Autolycus: /me smiles bacvk
[2024/07/21 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch: "I do have a favour to ask... Oh, and I got something you might want. But first, I'd like a word with the smart one, the smiling one."
[2024/07/21 15:26] Jassie: whispers: looks around, whos smiling?
[2024/07/21 15:26] Autolycus: Who? Me?
[2024/07/21 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me leans over to Autolycus and whispers loudly "I think she means youuuuuuuuu...."
[2024/07/21 15:27] Autolycus: /me looking at the others, steps forward...
[2024/07/21 15:27] Mecha: /me chuckles."Leaves me out."
[2024/07/21 15:28] Jassie: ooo boy
[2024/07/21 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch to Autolycus (leaning head down to be close, so only those within, oh, a hundred feet can hear the whisper): "I'd no sooner burn anyone alive than I'd bite their head off, although... *mumble, mumble, mutter*..."
[2024/07/21 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll d20.
[2024/07/21 15:29] D20: Autolycus rolls 17
[2024/07/21 15:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus feels magical power wash over her, but she grits her teeth and the feeling passes. Sonja y Ddraig Goch looks surprised.
[2024/07/21 15:31] Autolycus: /me examines her extrimeties, counting figers, noses, legs etc...
[2024/07/21 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch: "I suppose you're chasing a rather nasty hobgoblin?"
[2024/07/21 15:31] Autolycus: Well, we met with a hobgobvlin , bu tit ranb away...
[2024/07/21 15:31] Autolycus: ran away
[2024/07/21 15:31] Autolycus: it did, not us
[2024/07/21 15:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch lifts a huge paw, the hobgoblin king held tight
[2024/07/21 15:32] Autolycus: umm... yeah... that one
[2024/07/21 15:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddraig Goch gives Autolycus a quick glare, and squeezes her claws. There's a wheezing and a cracking and... the hobgoblin is dumped, crushed to death, before you all.
[2024/07/21 15:33] Jassie: oh, looks like she got to him first...
[2024/07/21 15:33] Kylie: I knew the draggon was a good omen
[2024/07/21 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sonja y Ddriag Goch: "Must fly, now... take care, old friend." (That last to Mecha).
[2024/07/21 15:34] Autolycus: /me checks for heartbeat "He's dead, Jim" and simultanously riffling it's clothing for anything useful
[2024/07/21 15:34] Autolycus: /me looks up, Wait... I don;t suppose we cold hitch a ride?
[2024/07/21 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: A huge pair of wings rise up and beat down again, a loud WOOMPH that sends dust and leaves flying, and Sonja y Ddraig Goch flies away
[2024/07/21 15:34] Mecha: See you soon buddy.
[2024/07/21 15:35] Autolycus: Anyone bring a wagon?
[2024/07/21 15:35] Mecha: We have the cart and have to return the figurehjead.. which reminds me.
[2024/07/21 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: You'll probably want the head of the hobgoblin, at the very least.
[2024/07/21 15:35] Autolycus: Makes quick wqork with sword and tosses head into cart...
[2024/07/21 15:36] Autolycus: Next?
[2024/07/21 15:36] Mecha: I am going to drag dead hob king to the figurehead."Is this him?"
[2024/07/21 15:36] Jassie: well we definitely gonna need some rest
[2024/07/21 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm DMing for pyschopaths.
[2024/07/21 15:36] Autolycus: well, the head IS lighter than the whole body!
[2024/07/21 15:36] Autolycus: Besides, he smells baaaaaad
[2024/07/21 15:37] Jassie: yea i agree, just take the head
[2024/07/21 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: The dryad sticks a head out round the figurehead, sadly with no elf in the party, it's going to be hard to communicate, but, you get a look of recognition, a nod, and the dryad disappears back into the figurehead
[2024/07/21 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Seems you've somehow survived and completed the quest!
[2024/07/21 15:38] Jassie: somehow is definitely the right word
[2024/07/21 15:38] Mecha: Loot the hob body and then falls into the cart."I refuse to drive!"
[2024/07/21 15:38] Autolycus: First, grab an ale, then make sure injured get taken to local healer
[2024/07/21 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: the hobgoblin doesn't appear to have any treasure
[2024/07/21 15:39] Autolycus: (gotta wash this bad taste out of mouth)
[2024/07/21 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: so, back to town?
[2024/07/21 15:39] Jassie: yes, i need a bath
[2024/07/21 15:40] Mecha: *Nods*
[2024/07/21 15:40] Kylie: Follows back to town
[2024/07/21 15:40] Autolycus: WHo is pulling cart?
[2024/07/21 15:41] Kylie: Oh we still have the carving on a cart?
[2024/07/21 15:41] Mecha: As we head back."So I talked tough twice and almost died both times... I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut from now on unless necessary.
[2024/07/21 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Returning to the city, you manage to find someone who can help communicate with the dryad. She's all out of revenge and will now help the sailors of the ship. The town council pay the 2,000 gp to the party, and it seems the sailors are happy with this too, so, that's alright.
[2024/07/21 15:41] Autolycus: /me nods... sittin gon large bumpy sacks...
[2024/07/21 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: The great wizard Wyatt helps you identify some of the treasure. The potion is a Potion of Growth.
[2024/07/21 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Don't drink that in a dungeon...
[2024/07/21 15:43] Jassie: oh is that basically get beeg?
[2024/07/21 15:43] Autolycus: Asks wizard what it worth in gp?
[2024/07/21 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Ah, the leather and the axe that you found? They're enchanted, +1 (both)
[2024/07/21 15:44] Autolycus: I claim the leather!
[2024/07/21 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: The wizard doesn't trade in potions, so has no idea.
[2024/07/21 15:44] Autolycus: Who wants the axe and the potion?
[2024/07/21 15:45] Jassie: welll Kylie definitely should go with the axe
[2024/07/21 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: up to you to decide how you split....
[2024/07/21 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Axe to Kylie?
[2024/07/21 15:45] Jassie: mecha can go potion and get big
[2024/07/21 15:45] Autolycus: /me habds Kylie the axe (+1)
[2024/07/21 15:46] Autolycus: Hands Mecha teh potion...
[2024/07/21 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... leather +1 to...?
[2024/07/21 15:46] Autolycus: That leaves the braceletete... I suggest we sell the gems and split the gp
[2024/07/21 15:46] Jassie: auto right?
[2024/07/21 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay
[2024/07/21 15:46] Mecha: Can we get Mecha a potion and get he healed?
[2024/07/21 15:47] Kylie: Oh a new Axe!
[2024/07/21 15:47] Jassie: we're in town so i suggest to just get a good nights rest
[2024/07/21 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Start next adventure at full HP/spells
[2024/07/21 15:47] Jassie: and get some potions in the morning
[2024/07/21 15:47] Autolycus: Either that or just wait for healing spell to regenerate
[2024/07/21 15:47] Jassie: i only have 1 lol
[2024/07/21 15:47] Autolycus: I have none
[2024/07/21 15:47] Jassie: but with a night's rest, we'll all be ok
[2024/07/21 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: you got 3,000 gp total, how do you plan splitting that?
[2024/07/21 15:48] Kylie: Threatens to beat anyone that decides to pick pocket at this inn
[2024/07/21 15:48] Jassie: and a bath! i smell terrible
[2024/07/21 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: 25% all round?
[2024/07/21 15:48] Autolycus: /me looks innocent
[2024/07/21 15:49] Autolycus: Braceletete to Jessie?
[2024/07/21 15:49] Mecha: Rest and sleep and gold and food. don't feel much like drinking.
[2024/07/21 15:49] Jassie: whats the bracelet do?
[2024/07/21 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.. all split
[2024/07/21 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a gold bracelet
[2024/07/21 15:49] Autolycus: Bracelette looks... Pretty!, Gold
[2024/07/21 15:49] Jassie: hmm might as well sell it for us
[2024/07/21 15:50] Jassie: and split it all, i dont really need pretty gold hehe
[2024/07/21 15:50] Autolycus: Just thought since the rest of us got items
[2024/07/21 15:50] Jassie: oh dont worry about it haha
[2024/07/21 15:50] Autolycus: /me shrugs
[2024/07/21 15:50] Kylie: Takes the unwanted bracelette
[2024/07/21 15:51] Autolycus: ok... lets see, two gems (gp?) and was that 2000gp in the chest?
[2024/07/21 15:51] Jassie: and the bracelet?
[2024/07/21 15:51] Jassie: we selling also right?
[2024/07/21 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: And, a scroll, written in plain Common: "Dragons may be found throughout the Realm, in the mountains, the marshes, in the jungles and the deserts. Some will pay no attention to the affairs of men, but, some are very evil."
[2024/07/21 15:51] Autolycus: Are you going to trade for that bracelette Kyliegh?
[2024/07/21 15:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: the gems are red.
[2024/07/21 15:52] Kylie: Oh the gems are pretty
[2024/07/21 15:52] Autolycus: I offer to find a fence for the red gems...
[2024/07/21 15:52] Jassie: yea, looks at Kyleigh, we should sell it and get somemore gold for potions and stuffs
[2024/07/21 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll want to find a jeweler :P
[2024/07/21 15:52] Autolycus: uh yeah,,, thats what I meant....
[2024/07/21 15:52] Autolycus: /me looks slightly dissappointed...
[2024/07/21 15:53] Jassie: if not i'll just wear the bracelet under my armour
[2024/07/21 15:53] Kylie: If 3we put the gems on the handle of my axe it would distract the goblins and make it more effective
[2024/07/21 15:53] Mecha: *Brb I will just follow the group for now with main goal to get a room and sleep*
[2024/07/21 15:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: I think that's about the end of that particular adventure; I got a week to figure the next one out in. So... I'll ask... what do you fancy next time? You got various options of finding allies, or figuring how to defeat Sonja y Ddraig Goch, or, search for some mighty magic item
[2024/07/21 15:54] Jassie: ok since noone can decide on selling the bracelet with me SOnja, I'll wear it under my armour, dont wanna show it off
[2024/07/21 15:54] Autolycus: If I put the GP from the gems into my equipment, I could have somethign to deal with goblins mre effectivly
[2024/07/21 15:54] Autolycus: /me I vote for "mighty magid item"
[2024/07/21 15:54] Jassie: lol or finding allies, both are ok
[2024/07/21 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Mecha? Kylie?
[2024/07/21 15:55] Jassie: but yea put the gold bracelette under my list, thjank youuu
[2024/07/21 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's there
[2024/07/21 15:56] Kylie: I like the magic item idea
[2024/07/21 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: then, that might be what you go looking for :)
[2024/07/21 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: right... gonna call it there, we're at the end and I got to write up for next week, and, it's 4pm :)
[2024/07/21 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Good game I think... good game.
[2024/07/21 15:57] Jassie: thank you again!
[2024/07/21 15:57] Autolycus: XP nexttime?
[2024/07/21 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Yep, everyone gets a level. I'll redo the character sheets too (maybe...)
[2024/07/21 15:57] Autolycus: Passes out 500gpp each from teh chest
[2024/07/21 15:58] Jassie: oh 1 more spell slot for me i think?
[2024/07/21 15:58] Jassie: finally, more than 1 spell
[2024/07/21 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: hard to say, I need to see where it all lands
[2024/07/21 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, probably
[2024/07/21 15:59] Jassie: yea level 3 is 1 more spell slot
[2024/07/21 16:00] Jassie: just double chcked yayyy
[2024/07/21 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, thanks for coming, as always I hope this is fun... see you next week.. Kittens, see you tomorrow!