[2024/07/14 14:02] Sonja Bikergrrl cracks her knuckles and opens NCs and stuffs
[2024/07/14 14:03] Jassie: hello everyone
[2024/07/14 14:03] Mecha: Hi Jassie
[2024/07/14 14:03] Kylie: hi
[2024/07/14 14:03] Mecha: Hi Kylie
[2024/07/14 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl is confused... sees Kylie, hears Jassie..
[2024/07/14 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: There you both are :) Excellent
[2024/07/14 14:04] Sonja Bikergrrl has pen, notes... all looks as she recalls last...
[2024/07/14 14:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, so, quick recap... for one reason or another, the party is checking out a hobgoblin logging camp. Seems they hacked down a dryads' tree and sold the wood to a ship builder, she wants revenge.
[2024/07/14 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: This also makes the third session in which the BBEG hasn't yet appeared. Has she given up and flown away? We'll see!
[2024/07/14 14:06] Autolycus: BBEG?
[2024/07/14 14:06] Autolycus: Big Bad Evil GHoul?
[2024/07/14 14:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: And if I recall it right, last time we were all rolling 2s and 3s on attack rolls, and combat was like watching you flog each other with scented bootlaces.
[2024/07/14 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: Big Bad Evil Girl - a red dragon, named Sonja y Ddraig Goch
[2024/07/14 14:07] Autolycus: ah
[2024/07/14 14:07] Mecha: Is the bugbear cook still alive?
[2024/07/14 14:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: She's after the legendary Dreamstone, last seen safely in the wizards' tower in the big city.
[2024/07/14 14:08] Autolycus: sounds valuable
[2024/07/14 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're still in melee with the bugbear, Mecha; wounded but not out.
[2024/07/14 14:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that intro and recap... GGGGGGGGRRRRREEEEEEEETTTTINGS, Adventurers! Other players get well thought out plots, you get... whatever the frick this is!
[2024/07/14 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus, could you roll a d20 for initiative.
[2024/07/14 14:09] D20: Autolycus rolls 7
[2024/07/14 14:09] Jassie: i'm back sorry
[2024/07/14 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm not sorry you're back.
[2024/07/14 14:09] Jassie: wowwww
[2024/07/14 14:09] Jassie: hehe
[2024/07/14 14:10] Autolycus: erm...
[2024/07/14 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: OK, Mecha is in melee with a bugbear armed with a huge cleaver. You're in the centre of the logging camp.... the fight is still ongoing.
[2024/07/14 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie. You're first in intiative. What do you do?
[2024/07/14 14:10] Jassie: i think i'm in melee range of it as well right?
[2024/07/14 14:11] Jassie: bonk its head, hopefully not with last weeks rolls
[2024/07/14 14:11] D20: Jassie rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: as I recall, yes.
[2024/07/14 14:11] Jassie: omg... well at least not a 1
[2024/07/14 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh good, we're still rolling 2s.
[2024/07/14 14:11] Jassie: think that d20 is cursed
[2024/07/14 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie, you're next
[2024/07/14 14:12] Autolycus: The only difference between that roll and a 20 is nothing?
[2024/07/14 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: *GIGGLES*
[2024/07/14 14:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's the spirit :)
[2024/07/14 14:12] Kylie: I'm attacking the bugbear with small axe
[2024/07/14 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/14 14:13] D20: Kylie rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: ....
[2024/07/14 14:13] Kylie: FFS!
[2024/07/14 14:13] Autolycus: hmmm
[2024/07/14 14:13] Jassie: yea definitely cursed
[2024/07/14 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bugbear is next, he hacks at Mecha, snarling viciously
[2024/07/14 14:13] Autolycus examines dice closey...
[2024/07/14 14:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2024/07/14 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: A miss!
[2024/07/14 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2024/07/14 14:14] Jassie: yay cursed for the DM too
[2024/07/14 14:14] Mecha: Warhamer to the bugbear
[2024/07/14 14:14] D20: Mecha rolls 14
[2024/07/14 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: whaddya know, a hit!
[2024/07/14 14:15] D6: Mecha rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:15] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 6
[2024/07/14 14:15] Mecha: *2 plus strength bonus?*
[2024/07/14 14:16] Jassie: yes please :)
[2024/07/14 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: The blow is hard, but the bugbear is still upright and kicking. However, being close to death, he flings the cleaver at Mecha and charges away at speed.
[2024/07/14 14:16] Mecha: *If that's the case 5 points of damage*
[2024/07/14 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, Autolycus! You're next.
[2024/07/14 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: +2 to attack for attacking from behind if you do that
[2024/07/14 14:17] Autolycus: Rats,,, I WAS goin gto try and move behind for a back stab, but since it already turned it;s back... hehehe
[2024/07/14 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Oh, best song ever now playing!)
[2024/07/14 14:17] D20: Autolycus rolls 18
[2024/07/14 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, total +6 bonus
[2024/07/14 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: omg
[2024/07/14 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: where were you last week???
[2024/07/14 14:17] Autolycus: yay
[2024/07/14 14:17] Jassie: finally!!
[2024/07/14 14:17] Mecha: *This isn't sweep the leg by no more kings.*
[2024/07/14 14:18] D8: Autolycus rolls 1
[2024/07/14 14:18] Autolycus: STR +2?
[2024/07/14 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: Damage doesn't matter, it faceplants into the dirt, bleeding profusely and burbling.
[2024/07/14 14:18] Autolycus: lol
[2024/07/14 14:18] Autolycus: cackle
[2024/07/14 14:18] Autolycus: (sorry)
[2024/07/14 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... that's one dead bugbear...
[2024/07/14 14:19] Autolycus: That's what it gets for trying rto bug out in the middle of a fight
[2024/07/14 14:19] Jassie: are you ok there Mecha? i say going over to check on her
[2024/07/14 14:19] Kylie: Noone attacks poor Mecha and gets away with it
[2024/07/14 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: The cabin it came from: Storehouse: This has been converted into a kitchen/butchers. There's hunks of meat hanging, blood splattered about the walls and a large table with a body on it.
[2024/07/14 14:19] Mecha: It hurts but I'll be fine.
[2024/07/14 14:20] Autolycus: OMG, A noone? What is it;s stats ( Smirk)
[2024/07/14 14:20] Autolycus: Search for stuff
[2024/07/14 14:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is somewhat injured after all the hurly burly
[2024/07/14 14:20] Mecha: Noone a chatic imp the looks like an anthropomorphic deer that works as a pin up model.
[2024/07/14 14:20] Jassie: unfortunately dont have any more cure wounds for you
[2024/07/14 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus gains 12cp.
[2024/07/14 14:21] Autolycus: :)
[2024/07/14 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: You notice in that storehouse, a crude trapdoor in the floor.
[2024/07/14 14:21] Autolycus: Check for traps!
[2024/07/14 14:22] Jassie: go for it
[2024/07/14 14:22] Mecha: I'm going to check the body on the chopping block.. it's not a human body is it?
[2024/07/14 14:22] Autolycus: ((Still a bit rusty,,, which die again?))
[2024/07/14 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d% (d100 - two d10)
[2024/07/14 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: must roll under 15.
[2024/07/14 14:23] Jassie: i'll keep a watch at the entrance for now
[2024/07/14 14:23] Jassie: make sure noone sneaks up on us
[2024/07/14 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hard to say, Mecha, it's been thoroughly hacked. Humanoid, certainly...
[2024/07/14 14:23] D10: Autolycus rolls 5
[2024/07/14 14:23] D10: Autolycus rolls 4
[2024/07/14 14:23] Autolycus: 54???
[2024/07/14 14:24] Autolycus: (rats
[2024/07/14 14:24] Jassie: oh also, can i check out the bugbear's cleaver? is it any good or is just a normal cleaver?
[2024/07/14 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: You don't find any traps.
[2024/07/14 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: It's a big notched rusty dirty heavy cleaver.
[2024/07/14 14:24] Autolycus: Okay... Who wants to OPEN the trap door???? (slinks to the back)
[2024/07/14 14:24] Jassie: yea puts it down, i dont want any tetanus hehe
[2024/07/14 14:25] Kylie: I will open the door and jump through without looking
[2024/07/14 14:25] Mecha: Did you say open the trapped door?
[2024/07/14 14:25] Autolycus: O_O
[2024/07/14 14:25] Jassie: ohh lol
[2024/07/14 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie is jumping in?
[2024/07/14 14:25] Autolycus: Dunno if it's actually trapped...
[2024/07/14 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll d20, DEX check.
[2024/07/14 14:25] D20: Kylie rolls 4
[2024/07/14 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: actually passed *GIGGLES*
[2024/07/14 14:26] Kylie: For once
[2024/07/14 14:26] Jassie: oo lucky
[2024/07/14 14:26] Jassie: i ask Kylie, everything ok down there?
[2024/07/14 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: A sack from up above, lodged in the rafters, is dislodged and hurtles down past Kylie. There's a THUMP and a soft squeaking as the sack bursts open. Rats scatter about.
[2024/07/14 14:27] Autolycus: filthy... slimy.. rats... yuk
[2024/07/14 14:28] Kylie: I think we aterats a few weeks ago that were not this fresh
[2024/07/14 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's a bunch of spears propped up against the walls, and a single crude door, from behind which comes a low muttering.
[2024/07/14 14:28] Autolycus: O-O
[2024/07/14 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Sadly, Kylie is not making that up.)
[2024/07/14 14:28] Autolycus: go down and try to hear noise better...
[2024/07/14 14:28] D6: Autolycus rolls 3
[2024/07/14 14:29] Jassie: haha yes i rememner
[2024/07/14 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: You just hear a low muttering.
[2024/07/14 14:29] Mecha: Coming down as well.
[2024/07/14 14:29] Autolycus: sigh...
[2024/07/14 14:29] Jassie: yes going to slowly make my way down and ahead of the group
[2024/07/14 14:29] Jassie: just at the front
[2024/07/14 14:29] Autolycus: Might as well check for tras on the door while I am here
[2024/07/14 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: d%
[2024/07/14 14:29] D10: Autolycus rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:29] D10: Autolycus rolls 5
[2024/07/14 14:30] Autolycus: 25?
[2024/07/14 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: You find no traps.
[2024/07/14 14:30] Jassie: oh goodness
[2024/07/14 14:30] Autolycus: Steps back and hides in shadows...
[2024/07/14 14:30] D10: Autolycus rolls 7
[2024/07/14 14:30] D10: Autolycus rolls 9
[2024/07/14 14:30] Autolycus: 79
[2024/07/14 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: you don't find any traps there either.
[2024/07/14 14:31] Jassie: if i move closer to the door, can i try to make out what the muttering is?
[2024/07/14 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Who's going to go in?
[2024/07/14 14:31] Autolycus: Well... I AM just a footpad...
[2024/07/14 14:31] Jassie: or at least what it sounds like
[2024/07/14 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: You can tell it's muttering.
[2024/07/14 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sounds like muttering :)
[2024/07/14 14:31] Mecha: My turn.I'm going to go over and carefully open the door.
[2024/07/14 14:31] Jassie: stays close to mecha, as hammer sisters :)
[2024/07/14 14:31] Autolycus watches from the back
[2024/07/14 14:32] Autolycus: "Is it locked maybe?"
[2024/07/14 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Decisive action. You open the door, and see a small dugout, there's the hobgoblin king and two trusted leiutenants. They're discussing raiding, logging, and resizing a suit of looted armour.
[2024/07/14 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll d20 everyone! Intiative time again :)
[2024/07/14 14:33] D20: Mecha rolls 7
[2024/07/14 14:33] D20: Autolycus rolls 7
[2024/07/14 14:33] D20: Jassie rolls 11
[2024/07/14 14:33] D20: Kylie rolls 11
[2024/07/14 14:33] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 20
[2024/07/14 14:33] Jassie: woahh
[2024/07/14 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh my
[2024/07/14 14:33] Autolycus: Wowzer
[2024/07/14 14:33] Kylie: 2 sames in a row seems rigged dice
[2024/07/14 14:34] Autolycus: Where can I get a copy of those? ;)
[2024/07/14 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: The hobgoblin king spots you and points. "WHO THE FUCK YOU! GET 'EM, BOYS!" The two leiutenants turn and charge to attack.
[2024/07/14 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: (I have some bizarre guestures from something, it's very vexxing)
[2024/07/14 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: From me, I made 'em ;)
[2024/07/14 14:35] Autolycus: ((nice))
[2024/07/14 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins attack Mecha and Jassie
[2024/07/14 14:35] Jassie: puts my shield up to almost be like a wall for the party as best i can
[2024/07/14 14:35] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 7
[2024/07/14 14:35] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2024/07/14 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Missed!
[2024/07/14 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie, you're next
[2024/07/14 14:36] Jassie: as the one hits my shield, i'm going to bash its head with my warhammer
[2024/07/14 14:36] D20: Jassie rolls 15
[2024/07/14 14:36] Jassie: finally a somewhat decent roll
[2024/07/14 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now you're rolling! d6
[2024/07/14 14:37] D6: Jassie rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:37] Jassie: lol
[2024/07/14 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie!
[2024/07/14 14:38] Kylie: I'm going to charge the one on the left and wack it with my axe
[2024/07/14 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20, get whacking!
[2024/07/14 14:38] D20: Kylie rolls 5
[2024/07/14 14:38] Kylie: Or not lol
[2024/07/14 14:38] Jassie: fml
[2024/07/14 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mmm....
[2024/07/14 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus!
[2024/07/14 14:38] Autolycus tries to get behind the smallext opponent and go for a Back Stab...
[2024/07/14 14:39] D20: Autolycus rolls 11
[2024/07/14 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Can't backstab (yet), but you can certainly get a swipe in
[2024/07/14 14:39] Autolycus: Swipes (11)
[2024/07/14 14:39] Autolycus: +2
[2024/07/14 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: JUST hit.... d8 for damage
[2024/07/14 14:40] Autolycus: (( I work out a lot))
[2024/07/14 14:40] D8: Autolycus rolls 4
[2024/07/14 14:40] Autolycus: +2
[2024/07/14 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: The bugbear howls in agony at being badly wounded.
[2024/07/14 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2024/07/14 14:41] Mecha: I'm going to go fro a running kick at the chief. *Want to explain it using wrestling terms but it might fall flat*
[2024/07/14 14:41] D20: Mecha rolls 17
[2024/07/14 14:41] Jassie: mecha is so gung ho lol
[2024/07/14 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: You'd have to pass the two hobgoblins right in front of you. That might make it rather difficult
[2024/07/14 14:42] Mecha: if one of them is in the way it's a running kick leg high enough to connect with the midsection
[2024/07/14 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: you can certainly attack one of them
[2024/07/14 14:42] Mecha: one on the right
[2024/07/14 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl will never understand what's wrong with the warhammer...
[2024/07/14 14:43] Mecha: *nothing wrong with it, but every once it a while it is nice to change things up
[2024/07/14 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... d6 then, divided by two.
[2024/07/14 14:43] Autolycus: jeez... don't get Thor about it...
[2024/07/14 14:43] D6: Mecha rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:44] Mecha: *Plus the strength bonus*
[2024/07/14 14:44] Mecha: I'm not Thore. I uthed Ithy hot.
[2024/07/14 14:44] Autolycus: lol
[2024/07/14 14:44] Mecha: *This was the kick I was aiming to do. https://images.app.goo.gl/5Eu6BdsLa28TMXQFA*
[2024/07/14 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: A good thump, the hobgoblin is unhappy about the punch to his gut and promptly pukes on Mecha.
[2024/07/14 14:44] Jassie: ewww lol
[2024/07/14 14:45] Autolycus: ewwww
[2024/07/14 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Invalis link.
[2024/07/14 14:45] Jassie: you gonna need a long shower after that mecha
[2024/07/14 14:45] Mecha: Yeah, yeah I am
[2024/07/14 14:46] Jassie: hope that puke doesnt smell insanely nasty
[2024/07/14 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: Round over... king hobgoblin decides the odds are not supergreat, luckily he has two stooges to fight while he makes his escape via a secret route at the back. The other two keep fighting.
[2024/07/14 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 11
[2024/07/14 14:46] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: well. Not like they were -trying- to hit anyone, is it.
[2024/07/14 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2024/07/14 14:47] Jassie: is it possible to chase after the king guy?
[2024/07/14 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus can, seems to be in her skillset
[2024/07/14 14:47] Autolycus: :)
[2024/07/14 14:47] D20: Autolycus rolls 10
[2024/07/14 14:48] Jassie: ok, i will do a kick and bash with my hammer
[2024/07/14 14:48] Autolycus: Since I watch him use the "secret Routet... do I find it?
[2024/07/14 14:48] Jassie: shove kick
[2024/07/14 14:48] D20: Jassie rolls 16
[2024/07/14 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: although right now it's Jassie and then Kylie
[2024/07/14 14:48] D6: Jassie rolls 1
[2024/07/14 14:48] Autolycus: oh ok
[2024/07/14 14:48] Jassie: ewww only 1 for the hammer
[2024/07/14 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Thems the breaks.
[2024/07/14 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie!
[2024/07/14 14:50] Jassie: hope she isnt afk lol
[2024/07/14 14:50] Kylie: I beat them with the handle of my Axe
[2024/07/14 14:50] Jassie: ah there
[2024/07/14 14:50] Sonja Bikergrrl: with the -handle-....
[2024/07/14 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl sighs.
[2024/07/14 14:51] Kylie: Not that it mattes with these dice
[2024/07/14 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/14 14:51] D20: Kylie rolls 12
[2024/07/14 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's a good point actually
[2024/07/14 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: just hits... d6 divided by two
[2024/07/14 14:52] D6: Kylie rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:52] Kylie: I'm #1!
[2024/07/14 14:52] Jassie: wow that damage dice...
[2024/07/14 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, that guy is still up. If only you'd hit him with an edged part of the axe!
[2024/07/14 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Autolycus next! The leader presents a tempting target for a backstab.
[2024/07/14 14:53] Autolycus: YES!!!!
[2024/07/14 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: +4 to hit...
[2024/07/14 14:53] Autolycus Staqbs it in the back... or tries to
[2024/07/14 14:53] D20: Autolycus rolls 1
[2024/07/14 14:54] Jassie: fuck!!
[2024/07/14 14:54] Autolycus: +2 sstr?
[2024/07/14 14:54] Autolycus: rats
[2024/07/14 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl gets up, walks out the room, finds her whiskey bottle, pours out a measure into a shot glass, puts the glass aside and starts chugging from the bottle.
[2024/07/14 14:55] Autolycus: I ws SO SURE!
[2024/07/14 14:55] Jassie: a week goes by, and the wil wheaton dice curse is still carrying on
[2024/07/14 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... Autolycus falls flat on her face, her sword clattering across the floor
[2024/07/14 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: It was all going so well.
[2024/07/14 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2024/07/14 14:55] Autolycus: Ok,,,, someone gtripped me!!!!!
[2024/07/14 14:55] Mecha: IS pukey mcgee still standing?
[2024/07/14 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Both hobgoblins are
[2024/07/14 14:56] Mecha: Taking the hammer to the one who hurled
[2024/07/14 14:56] D20: Mecha rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:56] Autolycus: Hurled the Hammer???
[2024/07/14 14:56] Mecha: Or trying to grab the hammer with puke covered hands
[2024/07/14 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... you narrow avoid braining Autolycus
[2024/07/14 14:56] Autolycus: Yikes!!!!
[2024/07/14 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: The hobgoblins finally notice their king booking it, and realize that with them at the point of death, maybe they should reconsider their life choices.
[2024/07/14 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins: "We give up! Surrender! Let live!"
[2024/07/14 14:57] Autolycus: offers career copunseling...
[2024/07/14 14:58] Autolycus: Then searches them if given the chance
[2024/07/14 14:58] Mecha: Get the chief we still need hiom!
[2024/07/14 14:58] Jassie: "well maybe if u give him up, we will allow that." says while pointing at the king
[2024/07/14 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... first you got to decide it taking their surrender... then, you might want to stand up again...
[2024/07/14 14:59] Autolycus: ((o))
[2024/07/14 14:59] Kylie: No Surrender, I want to attack them some more
[2024/07/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: The king has fucked off down a tunnel (which goes up, ironically)
[2024/07/14 14:59] Autolycus scrambles to feet
[2024/07/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh good lord.
[2024/07/14 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 to attack if you really mean it.
[2024/07/14 14:59] D20: Kylie rolls 2
[2024/07/14 14:59] Mecha: No, no attacking
[2024/07/14 14:59] Jassie: where does that tunnel lead to? i ask
[2024/07/14 15:00] Mecha: Can I roll to interrupt the attack?
[2024/07/14 15:00] Jassie: i agree with mecha actually
[2024/07/14 15:00] Autolycus: Leads to the King I suspect...
[2024/07/14 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll wait while you consider this one
[2024/07/14 15:00] Autolycus: While others consider... search the room
[2024/07/14 15:01] Jassie: if we can get their help on getting the king, then that fine with me
[2024/07/14 15:01] Autolycus: mox Nix to me
[2024/07/14 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha?
[2024/07/14 15:01] Mecha: I look at the henchmen."Get your boss with us and you're free to go. though we are gonna have words about the puke."
[2024/07/14 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins: "Boss gone! Boss gone!"
[2024/07/14 15:02] Mecha: "And you're gonna tell us where that tunnel leads to."
[2024/07/14 15:03] Jassie: well then better start helping us with finding and taking him in
[2024/07/14 15:03] Autolycus: Ask them to lead us to him?
[2024/07/14 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins: "Not know of tunnel! Boss tunnel!"
[2024/07/14 15:03] Autolycus sighs
[2024/07/14 15:03] Autolycus looks to see if it is a shadowy tunnel...
[2024/07/14 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're assuming they even knew of the tunnel; bear in mind most evil creatures -don't- tell ALL their secrets even to their closest allies
[2024/07/14 15:04] Mecha: I'm going to whisper in Kylies ear
[2024/07/14 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: The tunnel is -barely- big enough for a burly hobgoblin to crawl through.
[2024/07/14 15:05] Autolycus: ... or a lith thief??? ...
[2024/07/14 15:05] Jassie: i vote that these 2 go at the front, leading the way down the tunnel
[2024/07/14 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: If you are sure you want to chance meeting a hobgoblin king alone.
[2024/07/14 15:05] Kylie: I am snarling and waving my axe like crazy woman but not attacking
[2024/07/14 15:05] Autolycus: thought I could hide and move silently to recon it...
[2024/07/14 15:06] Jassie: ((HAHA Kylie))
[2024/07/14 15:06] Mecha: I grab Kylie by the back of her shirt and looking at the hobs."You should run. When she is like this she is more viscious than most beasts."
[2024/07/14 15:06] Mecha: while pretending to hold her back.
[2024/07/14 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'd half fill the tunnel, which, looks likely to collapse, even. It's a crudely and hastily dug tunnel, for the sole purpose of running away
[2024/07/14 15:07] Autolycus: ok... recce complete... (Looks at others) You go first...
[2024/07/14 15:08] Jassie: pushes the 2 hobs forward, "you 2 go first." i say while following behind them
[2024/07/14 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins: "We not go in! We not stupid!"
[2024/07/14 15:08] Autolycus: ahem cough cough
[2024/07/14 15:09] Jassie: looks over at Kyleigh, "well you wanted a go at them then?"
[2024/07/14 15:09] Mecha lets go of Kylies top and goes for a high five with her
[2024/07/14 15:10] Kylie: Give MEcha back a high five
[2024/07/14 15:11] Kylie: Charges after the hobgoblins and swings at them both
[2024/07/14 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: you'll probably have to let 'em go, or do something about them. Meanwhile, you got the hobgoblin treasure scattered abo... oh jeez
[2024/07/14 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: you sure about that?
[2024/07/14 15:12] Autolycus: Gathers treasure while the others... negotiate
[2024/07/14 15:12] Jassie: ok everyone i'm really tired today, lots of stuff we did, but sorry, I'm gonna have to call it for the night.
[2024/07/14 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: ok Jassie, see you next week
[2024/07/14 15:12] Jassie: just take it that i'm following along with the party hehe
[2024/07/14 15:12] Autolycus: Nice to have met you!
[2024/07/14 15:12] Jassie: thanks Sonja!!
[2024/07/14 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha? Are you going to be the voice of reason?
[2024/07/14 15:12] Jassie: oh see you next week all of you
[2024/07/14 15:13] Jassie: hugss
[2024/07/14 15:13] Mecha: Have a good one Jassie
[2024/07/14 15:13] Kylie: Well, I thought we had to finish off everyone?
[2024/07/14 15:13] Autolycus shrugs
[2024/07/14 15:13] Jassie: see you soon everyone
[2024/07/14 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's probably not a very good idea to slay surrendered creatures
[2024/07/14 15:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: you CAN... but SHOULD you?
[2024/07/14 15:14] Jassie: good point also
[2024/07/14 15:14] Jassie: but yes gnite ladies!
[2024/07/14 15:14] Mecha: I look at Kyleigh and shake my head."No, they are helping, so no eating them" Making sure she is loud enough for them to barely hear.
[2024/07/14 15:15] Jassie: thanks again sonja, sorry to go off early
[2024/07/14 15:15] Kylie: Put's away my axe and waits around for others to do something
[2024/07/14 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Every Action will have a Consequence
[2024/07/14 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... you're letting them go?
[2024/07/14 15:15] Autolycus stuffs as much in her sacks as she can...
[2024/07/14 15:15] Mecha: This is entirely set to keep the hobgoblins in line.
[2024/07/14 15:16] Kylie: Yeah, perhaps I should have realized that before attacking the people Dianna pickpocketed at the inn
[2024/07/14 15:16] Mecha: Not yet."Hey you two."Was your chief in charge of cutting down trees for ship building?"
[2024/07/14 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... scattered about the dugout... a chest, and on a table, a suit of leather armour.
[2024/07/14 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblins: "We chop many trees."
[2024/07/14 15:16] Autolycus: oooo. Leather!
[2024/07/14 15:17] Autolycus: Check the chest for traps...
[2024/07/14 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: d%
[2024/07/14 15:17] D20: Autolycus rolls 7
[2024/07/14 15:17] Autolycus: oops
[2024/07/14 15:17] D10: Autolycus rolls 9
[2024/07/14 15:17] D10: Autolycus rolls 10
[2024/07/14 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: You detect no traps.
[2024/07/14 15:17] Mecha: You chopped down the wrong one and now have a pissed off dryad. And she is slightly less scary than my friend here."
[2024/07/14 15:17] Autolycus: ninety ten???
[2024/07/14 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: 90.
[2024/07/14 15:18] Autolycus: ah
[2024/07/14 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: And - probably, Kylie :P
[2024/07/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Hobgoblin: "Maybe king chop that tree down!"
[2024/07/14 15:19] Autolycus: (Is the chest locked?) tries to open it
[2024/07/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/14 15:19] D20: Autolycus rolls 20
[2024/07/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl facepalms
[2024/07/14 15:19] Autolycus: :)
[2024/07/14 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: turn that upside down
[2024/07/14 15:20] Autolycus: :(
[2024/07/14 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: DEX check... you just crit failed
[2024/07/14 15:20] D4: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 3
[2024/07/14 15:20] Mecha: Then we should find the king, or we are going to leave the Dryad here to affect all the wood here. Do you really want that trouble?"
[2024/07/14 15:20] D20: Autolycus rolls 19
[2024/07/14 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... the GOOD news is you're still alive
[2024/07/14 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: the BAD news is the blade that swept out of the lid of the chest as you opened it nearly killed you stone dead. Next blow will certainly be mortal!
[2024/07/14 15:21] Autolycus: OW!!!!
[2024/07/14 15:21] Autolycus: but... still looks inside
[2024/07/14 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: On the plus side... the chest is stuffed with treasure. Many hundreds of gp... two red gemstones... a gold bracelet... an axe and a potion.
[2024/07/14 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: (And, of course, the leather armour on the table nearby)
[2024/07/14 15:22] Autolycus: Whooopie!
[2024/07/14 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, and a scroll, nearly forgot the scroll
[2024/07/14 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: but, with Jassie gone, and if I recall right Mecha about to go AFK, seems a good point to stop for next time.
[2024/07/14 15:23] Autolycus starts stuffing sacks,
[2024/07/14 15:23] Autolycus: ok
[2024/07/14 15:24] Kylie: ok
[2024/07/14 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: normally we would play longer, but, dictates of RL kick in now and again
[2024/07/14 15:24] Autolycus: Hey... this is FUN!
[2024/07/14 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: hope you liked it, Autolycus, and that we see you next week - Sunday 2pm SLT
[2024/07/14 15:24] Autolycus: Hope so too! :)
[2024/07/14 15:25] Autolycus: I take it we will still be in this dungeon and not back st town yet....
[2024/07/14 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: we'll tie up the loose ends of treasure, dryads and hobgoblin kings then
[2024/07/14 15:25] Autolycus: :)
[2024/07/14 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: We pick up where we left off
[2024/07/14 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: so don't die on the way back to the city :)
[2024/07/14 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... got work Monday, so... Oh! Yes, you asked.
[2024/07/14 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: It'll cost you
[2024/07/14 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: got to exchange friends :P
[2024/07/14 15:27] Autolycus: how much?
[2024/07/14 15:27] Autolycus: oh sure!
[2024/07/14 15:28] Second Life: Inventory folder 'RPG Dice' offered
[2024/07/14 15:28] Second Life: Inventory folder 'RPG Dice' offered
[2024/07/14 15:28] Autolycus: Cool! Thank you!
[2024/07/14 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: alright, I better head on and get myself to bed sometime soon
[2024/07/14 15:29] Kylie: bye
[2024/07/14 15:29] Autolycus: Sleep well!
[2024/07/14 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: see you again :)