[2024/07/07 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: tonight is going to be quite the bonnie fight, I can tell
[2024/07/07 14:09] Flux: Does my friend need a character made
[2024/07/07 14:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: Probably!
[2024/07/07 14:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: won't take long... or I could recycle one, that might be easier
[2024/07/07 14:10] Flux: Well i just kind of sprung this on her, so a premade would be best
[2024/07/07 14:10] Flux: She'll probably want to sit beside me if that's alright
[2024/07/07 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't bite...
[2024/07/07 14:11] Kylie: thats a lie
[2024/07/07 14:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: unless asked nicely :P
[2024/07/07 14:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: hiya Elsbeth
[2024/07/07 14:14] Elsbeth: Hi Sonja
[2024/07/07 14:14] Sonja Bikergrrl: awesome! And you want to join in this circle of lunacy, also known as a D&D game?
[2024/07/07 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's very old fashioned D&D... character options are rather simple. Fighter, cleric, thief, mage.
[2024/07/07 14:15] Sapphire: Sonja's games have a very distinctive style to them :)
[2024/07/07 14:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: My games have style, now?
[2024/07/07 14:16] Elsbeth: Cleric, please. What races?
[2024/07/07 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, enough of the looped music...
[2024/07/07 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Now streaming at: http://81.133.27.194:8000
[2024/07/07 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Those four are human
[2024/07/07 14:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you want nonhuman, you got dwarf, elf, halfling. Elves can use magic.
[2024/07/07 14:17] Elsbeth: I am rather fond of play kender, but I can play an elf
[2024/07/07 14:17] Jassie: just dont be a gnome XD
[2024/07/07 14:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: There's no nonhuman classes... those -are- the classes
[2024/07/07 14:17] Sapphire: yeah, this is first edition, so it works a bit different from later editions of DnD
[2024/07/07 14:17] Elsbeth: Ah, Gygax style, okay
[2024/07/07 14:18] Elsbeth: *smiles*
[2024/07/07 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, I've hastily copied an old sheet for you. If you like the game but not the sheet, we can edit it for next week.
[2024/07/07 14:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: But it'll get you started
[2024/07/07 14:19] Elsbeth: *nods* fair enough
[2024/07/07 14:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: I now have about eight windows in front of me, so... I'm going to be juggling a lot
[2024/07/07 14:20] Elsbeth: Hey, DM is god, you get to make the rules, if juggling is necessary, we accommodate, right *giggles*
[2024/07/07 14:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Quick recap & introduction! The party has come to a logging camp operated by some hobgoblins. Seems they cut down a dryads' tree and sold the wood to make a ship, and that kinda annoyed her, and we're out looking to explain to the hobgoblins the error of their ways.
[2024/07/07 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: We found the camp, we overcame the outer defences, now we got to deal with the central fortified area, made from the original buildings, a few over turned carts and lots of logs.
[2024/07/07 14:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: anything else, catch up as best you can :)
[2024/07/07 14:22] Elsbeth: Oh dear, Looks like I might have to try and use charisma *smiles* Maybe being and elf, I can explain it was a matter of ignorance :)
[2024/07/07 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that out of the way... GGGGGGGGGGRRRRREEEEEETTTINGS, Adventurers! Other players get well thought out adventures and intriguing story lines... you get a mish mash of chat GPT-3 output.
[2024/07/07 14:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha is here every week, you can start us off.
[2024/07/07 14:24] Mecha: There were bodies on the bridge, did we check them yet?
[2024/07/07 14:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: (So you know: the game is every Sunday at 2pm. You don't have to attend each and every time, we just assume you're in the party always.)
[2024/07/07 14:25] Kylie: I thought we tossed the bodies in the water
[2024/07/07 14:25] Elsbeth: /me goes to see if there are any remaining bodies
[2024/07/07 14:25] Mecha: *Also to new arrivals there was a bridge crossing to the camp. We killed a few hobgoblins and one ran away. we are about to enter the camp
[2024/07/07 14:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two bodies wound up in the river as I recall it; one is on the bridge
[2024/07/07 14:25] Elsbeth: I go and check and see if the creature is alive
[2024/07/07 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me finds her notes... Mecha finds 9sp
[2024/07/07 14:26] Jassie: is the one on the bridge still alive?
[2024/07/07 14:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: Oh, they're quite dead. Mecha beat them bloody.
[2024/07/07 14:26] Mecha: It was a team effort
[2024/07/07 14:26] Mecha: Arrows and beatings oh my
[2024/07/07 14:26] Elsbeth: Well a water burial is better than nothing in terms of speed.
[2024/07/07 14:26] Mecha: Okay gonna search the one still on the bridge
[2024/07/07 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: indeed, there were arrows, warhammers, swords and spears
[2024/07/07 14:27] Elsbeth: /me tosses the remaining hobgoblin in the water after checking the body
[2024/07/07 14:27] Jassie: scoots over to the one on the bridge and checks it for anything of interest and if not i'll just boot it off the bridge into the river, assuming its below the bridge
[2024/07/07 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Just the 9sp, nothing else of interest
[2024/07/07 14:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: although you might want to bear in mind that you still got the main body of hobgoblins yet. This was easy.... so far.
[2024/07/07 14:28] Jassie: ~whistles to herself~ boots it off 🤣
[2024/07/07 14:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Reminder: Bridge that you are on leads to the logging camp and the central fortified area.)
[2024/07/07 14:28] Jassie: ((ahh ok))
[2024/07/07 14:29] Elsbeth: Do we have a thief that can look for safeguard traps?
[2024/07/07 14:29] Sapphire: "If we suspect a trap we could shoot it with arrows."
[2024/07/07 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'll stand corrected, but I don't think we do
[2024/07/07 14:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: considering the last thief nearly caused a TPK in a tavern, that's probably a Good Thing
[2024/07/07 14:30] Elsbeth: *nods*
[2024/07/07 14:30] Sonja Bikergrrl: I wish I was kidding :)
[2024/07/07 14:30] Elsbeth: If there are any crossbow arrows that will work with my crossbow I would grab them
[2024/07/07 14:30] Elsbeth: If they haven't already been spoken for, of course
[2024/07/07 14:31] Flux: I'm still cowering behind a tree holding me spellbook, ready to unleash one damage against anyone that threatens us
[2024/07/07 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me allows Elsbeth to find a handful that might suit
[2024/07/07 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... time to cross the bridge, or, swim the river, or... you tell me
[2024/07/07 14:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: who plans doing what?
[2024/07/07 14:32] Jassie: does the bridge look sturdy enough?
[2024/07/07 14:32] Elsbeth: Quickly wraps some of her rope around the ends and doses them in some oil from one of her flasks to turn them into flammable
[2024/07/07 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sturdy enough for carts. It was clearly built by humans a while back
[2024/07/07 14:32] Jassie: going to try shaking it slightly to see if theres any give
[2024/07/07 14:32] Sonja Bikergrrl: You're in no danger of falling into the river :)
[2024/07/07 14:33] Jassie: ok, shield up in front, warhammer out, i'm going to cross it slowly taking the front
[2024/07/07 14:33] Mecha: Although beings have been thrown of the bridge
[2024/07/07 14:33] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's the spirit.
[2024/07/07 14:33] Kylie: I will go towards that camp and hide behind a bush to get a better look
[2024/07/07 14:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: As Jassie advances... there's a loud Bang! Bang! Bang! of a wooden spoon beating a pan, and a shrill voice calling out: "Boys! Hey, boys! Company! Time for fightin'!"
[2024/07/07 14:34] Elsbeth: I will take up the rear in case anyone needs help
[2024/07/07 14:34] Flux: I'm in front of Elsbeth
[2024/07/07 14:35] Sapphire: Can we see who is making such a racket?
[2024/07/07 14:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: You can see figures running about on the fortifications. Some big, some small.
[2024/07/07 14:35] Elsbeth: Starts preparing a sleep spell for the upcoming onslaught, hoping it's not as many as it may be
[2024/07/07 14:36] Jassie: can i try to ascertain how many figured there are
[2024/07/07 14:36] Mecha: "Boys! Hey,boys! How about we talk first! See if fighting is necessary?"
[2024/07/07 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll for initiative, I guess... d20 from all, highest get to go first.
[2024/07/07 14:36] D20: Flux rolls 12
[2024/07/07 14:36] D20: Elsbeth rolls 9
[2024/07/07 14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: About half a dozen, Jassie - that you can see
[2024/07/07 14:36] D20: Mecha rolls 8
[2024/07/07 14:36] D20: Kylie rolls 15
[2024/07/07 14:37] D20: Jassie rolls 17
[2024/07/07 14:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dina?
[2024/07/07 14:37] Elsbeth: I could try and talk to them
[2024/07/07 14:37] Elsbeth: and see if there is any hope but we already rolled
[2024/07/07 14:37] D20: Dina rolls 20
[2024/07/07 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire
[2024/07/07 14:38] D20: Sapphire rolls 2
[2024/07/07 14:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2024/07/07 14:38] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 18
[2024/07/07 14:38] Mecha: /me bonks her head on the table
[2024/07/07 14:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: lol. okay, Dina first, what does Dina do?
[2024/07/07 14:39] Dina: waits to see how talking works
[2024/07/07 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're going first, no one has said anything.
[2024/07/07 14:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: you rolled a 20 :)
[2024/07/07 14:40] Dina: yes but was mentioned someone might like to talk so staying back and waiting for the result even if im first
[2024/07/07 14:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay...
[2024/07/07 14:40] Mecha:
[14:36] Mecha: "Boys! Hey,boys! How about we talk first! See if fighting is necessary?"
[2024/07/07 14:40] Mecha:
[14:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Roll for initiative, I guess... d20 from all, highest get to go first.
[2024/07/07 14:40] D20: Elsbeth rolls 9
[2024/07/07 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Two of the smaller figures fling rocks at the party. These appear to be goblins.
[2024/07/07 14:41] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2024/07/07 14:41] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 8
[2024/07/07 14:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah, they're lousy shots. No one catches any rocks.
[2024/07/07 14:41] Sapphire: what do the local goblins look like?
[2024/07/07 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Green skinned, wearing crude brown outfits. Until you get a lot closer, that's about all you see.
[2024/07/07 14:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie is next
[2024/07/07 14:42] Jassie: well how far are they from me?
[2024/07/07 14:43] Jassie: like can i reach any of them from where i am
[2024/07/07 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: About fifty-ish feet, give or take
[2024/07/07 14:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not without missile weapons, sadly
[2024/07/07 14:43] Jassie: ah well I shout out, stop hiding behind that like cowards, and rush forward as far as possibly
[2024/07/07 14:44] Sapphire: /me has a bow, usefully
[2024/07/07 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: unless you want to run up.... like that :)
[2024/07/07 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie charges the central camp!
[2024/07/07 14:44] Jassie: shield up
[2024/07/07 14:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Big mean hobgoblins go next... they're firing arrows.
[2024/07/07 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2024/07/07 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2024/07/07 14:44] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 13
[2024/07/07 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Narrowly missing Jassie.
[2024/07/07 14:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie! you're next
[2024/07/07 14:45] Kylie: I shoot and arrow at the camp as a warning shot
[2024/07/07 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 14:46] D20: Kylie rolls 18
[2024/07/07 14:46] Kylie: crap
[2024/07/07 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh, look at that!
[2024/07/07 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: d6 for damage
[2024/07/07 14:46] Kylie: i never hit things often
[2024/07/07 14:46] D6: Kylie rolls 6
[2024/07/07 14:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: holy moly
[2024/07/07 14:47] Kylie: i guess i missed a warning and hit them?
[2024/07/07 14:47] Jassie: lol nice shot though
[2024/07/07 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: you shoot a hobgoblin with an arrow. He's not so much "shot" as "flung off the wall and tumbles down in a spray of blood, with a Wilhelm scream"
[2024/07/07 14:47] Jassie: and it can still be a warning?
[2024/07/07 14:47] Flux: phwip message for you sir
[2024/07/07 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: nice one
[2024/07/07 14:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flux is next!
[2024/07/07 14:48] Flux: I'll put on a ventriloquism show as a distraction
[2024/07/07 14:48] Flux: no wait
[2024/07/07 14:48] Sapphire: What is the citizenship status of goblins in this kingdom?
[2024/07/07 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Same as rats.
[2024/07/07 14:48] Flux: I'll shoot one of the advancing ones with my sling, right in the butt
[2024/07/07 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 14:48] D20: Flux rolls 8
[2024/07/07 14:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: wait, do you have a sling?
[2024/07/07 14:48] Kylie: using the goblen body as a marionette is not a terrible idea
[2024/07/07 14:49] Flux: yeah
[2024/07/07 14:49] Flux: and a dagger
[2024/07/07 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: so you have!
[2024/07/07 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: pity you rolled an 8, it was a good idea :)
[2024/07/07 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elsbeth is up next :)
[2024/07/07 14:49] Flux: the intention was there, and that did as much damage as my sling would have
[2024/07/07 14:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: these things happen
[2024/07/07 14:50] Elsbeth: I cast sleep on the nearest to me, since they are not going to be up for talking now.
[2024/07/07 14:51] Elsbeth: if i need to clarify, nearest hobgoblin, not nearest person *giggles*
[2024/07/07 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... roll 2d8
[2024/07/07 14:51] D8: Elsbeth rolls 3
[2024/07/07 14:51] D8: Elsbeth rolls 4
[2024/07/07 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: motherfucker
[2024/07/07 14:51] Sonja Bikergrrl: no saving throw, either
[2024/07/07 14:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Loud snores come from the tops of the fortifications.
[2024/07/07 14:52] Flux: I can coup de grace while everyone else is doing actual damage
[2024/07/07 14:52] Elsbeth: *giggles* bed time for hobnobbies
[2024/07/07 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: Once you get into the central area, you can coup de grace 'em all
[2024/07/07 14:53] Sonja Bikergrrl: that spell is -so- OP :(
[2024/07/07 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Getting closer to the "walls" to investigate? Mecha, Sapphire, since you've not gone yet
[2024/07/07 14:54] Jassie: is there any figures still moving about?
[2024/07/07 14:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: None that you can see.
[2024/07/07 14:55] Mecha: I'm headed to the entrance. Hammer already in hand."Just once would like to talk things through." As she moves to enter the main compound.
[2024/07/07 14:55] Jassie: i'm going with Mecha then
[2024/07/07 14:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: To enter the fortified area: you'll need to roll a cart aside. Strength check, must roll under 18
[2024/07/07 14:55] Sapphire: Keeping up with the group at least. Towards the rear because bow user
[2024/07/07 14:55] D20: Mecha rolls 19
[2024/07/07 14:56] Flux: I'll cast ventriloquism as soon as I'm able
[2024/07/07 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: ...you GOT to be kitten' me...
[2024/07/07 14:56] Elsbeth: I will help push
[2024/07/07 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Try as Mecha might, cart no move!
[2024/07/07 14:56] Jassie: I'm helping as well since we both at the front
[2024/07/07 14:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elsbeth, d20, roll under 15 (since Jassie helps)
[2024/07/07 14:57] D20: Elsbeth rolls 5
[2024/07/07 14:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: You easily move the cart, where the obvious weakling Mecha couldn't *ducks under table*
[2024/07/07 14:57] Elsbeth: And I barely got my robes dirty
[2024/07/07 14:57] Mecha: -.-
[2024/07/07 14:58] Sapphire: Mecha weakened it
[2024/07/07 14:58] Elsbeth: Oops, sorry Mecha, didn't mean to brag, just proud of myself *giggles*
[2024/07/07 14:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see: "The few cabins that were left are their main fortress, using two remaining carts and a few logs they walled off the spaces between the cabins. Makeshift ''towers'' allow hobgoblin guards to keep watch for potential dangers in the cut down forest fields around the camp."
[2024/07/07 14:58] Elsbeth: Is there any sign of activity?
[2024/07/07 14:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Around the walls, two sleeping hobgoblins and two sleeping goblins. There's also obvious doors into the two cabins (which are large warehouses and workshops, obviously)
[2024/07/07 14:59] Flux: I'll move toward the hobgoblins
[2024/07/07 15:00] Jassie: I'll move towards the sleeping beauties, being careful not to possibly wake up
[2024/07/07 15:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: Killing the bad guys will get you 18sp, and 8ep. It'll also attract Questions about the Ethics and Morals of killing sleeping creatures.
[2024/07/07 15:01] Elsbeth: I use my rope and start tying the sleeping ones up
[2024/07/07 15:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... you can tie 'em up and still profit, at least
[2024/07/07 15:01] Jassie: takes my holy symbol for a moment and ask for possible guidance from Selune on what to do with these sleeping creatures
[2024/07/07 15:02] Sapphire: Why would a sleeping goblin have more rights than an awake goblin if they already have the citizenship status of rats?
[2024/07/07 15:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: Voice of Astrid the Cat Goddess: "Mmrr? Why ask Selune? She only comes out at night."
[2024/07/07 15:03] Elsbeth: After they are all tied up, I will go check the door of one of the two cabins
[2024/07/07 15:03] Flux: Do unto others, Flux mutters, as he makes makeshift bonds out of the hobs clothing
[2024/07/07 15:03] Jassie: damn LOL
[2024/07/07 15:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's one of the Questions. I never said I had Answers.
[2024/07/07 15:03] Jassie: i will just help out with the tying up, making sure thats its tight
[2024/07/07 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: you going to wake 'em up, or leave 'em to sleep it off?
[2024/07/07 15:04] Elsbeth: Before I enter, the door, I will make sure I have enough time to prepare Sleep again
[2024/07/07 15:04] Flux: have a more intimidating person than me wake up a hobgoblin, they should be the leaders
[2024/07/07 15:04] Jassie: leave it for now as some of our party wants to check the cabins
[2024/07/07 15:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: You only got one spell.
[2024/07/07 15:04] Elsbeth: Oh yeah
[2024/07/07 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: Also, which cabin? The one by the river with the waterwheel attached to it.... or the other one?
[2024/07/07 15:05] Elsbeth: waterwheel
[2024/07/07 15:05] Sapphire: So we're keeping the tied up goblins alive?
[2024/07/07 15:05] Elsbeth: I am not killing them, that would go against my code
[2024/07/07 15:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: They're not about to harm anyone right now.
[2024/07/07 15:06] Elsbeth: And if we got them tied up tight enough they are not going anywhere for a while
[2024/07/07 15:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: You shove the door open... you can see dimly inside, there's shafts that are spinning, various tools here and there, logs and what look like crudge mechanisms, some clearly attached to the waterwheel that slowly turns outside.
[2024/07/07 15:06] Elsbeth: I say we make certain there aren't anymore here
[2024/07/07 15:06] Jassie: well, should we keep a watch on them for now or just go together
[2024/07/07 15:07] Sapphire: Nelly rolls her eyes at that but doesn't go against the ask since they've won anyhow.
[2024/07/07 15:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: They'll be asleep a while, and you tied 'em good.
[2024/07/07 15:07] Elsbeth: Might be best to leave a guard
[2024/07/07 15:07] Elsbeth: Looks at what is attached to the waterwheel while keeping an eye for suprise attacks
[2024/07/07 15:08] Flux: I'll guard the hobgoblins, and threaten it with my dagger if one wakes up
[2024/07/07 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: By the looks of it, lots of things... roll d20
[2024/07/07 15:08] Elsbeth: I am sure he will be quaking in his boots, Flux
[2024/07/07 15:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: must roll under 16
[2024/07/07 15:08] D20: Elsbeth rolls 14
[2024/07/07 15:09] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see the spinning shaft connected to the water wheel, some tripwires, and a lot of sawblades... if you enter in, expect to trip a LOT of traps off.
[2024/07/07 15:09] Jassie: that might not be the best idea
[2024/07/07 15:10] Elsbeth: eep, says over my shoulder, anyone know how to disable traps?
[2024/07/07 15:10] Mecha: I'm going to check out the other Cabin
[2024/07/07 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: must roll under 14
[2024/07/07 15:10] D20: Mecha rolls 15
[2024/07/07 15:10] Sonja Bikergrrl: yeah... everything looks fine here :)
[2024/07/07 15:11] Mecha: 🤐
[2024/07/07 15:11] Mecha: *Not the emoji I expected*
[2024/07/07 15:11] Sonja Bikergrrl: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[2024/07/07 15:11] Mecha: But is anyone in there?
[2024/07/07 15:12] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not that you're aware. Maybe open the door and look in
[2024/07/07 15:12] Mecha: will do
[2024/07/07 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Storehouse: This has been converted into a kitchen/butchers. There's hunks of meat hanging, blood splattered about the walls and a large table with a body on it, a bugbear is hacking at it with a large cleaver. "HURR, FRESH MEAT!" he says, and attacks with the cleaver.
[2024/07/07 15:13] Jassie: follows behind, never go alone
[2024/07/07 15:13] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 12
[2024/07/07 15:13] Jassie: (lol the butcher))
[2024/07/07 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dina! You're too quiet! You're up first.
[2024/07/07 15:13] Sonja Bikergrrl: (Diablo was an awesome game, still is.)
[2024/07/07 15:14] Dina: goes to help with looking around the other cabin mentioned
[2024/07/07 15:15] Sonja Bikergrrl: Not sure anyone even wants to go into that cabin; right now there's a huge bugbear attacking Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:16] Dina: uses crossbow to help with bugbear
[2024/07/07 15:16] Jassie: I will try to help out with my warhammer
[2024/07/07 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20... hope you don't hit Mecha...
[2024/07/07 15:16] D20: Dina rolls 4
[2024/07/07 15:16] Sonja Bikergrrl: Miss :P
[2024/07/07 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie!
[2024/07/07 15:17] Jassie: let her go fresh meat!
[2024/07/07 15:17] D20: Jassie rolls 2
[2024/07/07 15:17] Jassie: lol
[2024/07/07 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me sighs. It was going so well for you all...
[2024/07/07 15:17] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie!
[2024/07/07 15:18] Kylie: Use my small axe to try and free Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:18] Sonja Bikergrrl: you're attacking the bugbear? d20 if so
[2024/07/07 15:19] D20: Kylie rolls 6
[2024/07/07 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh good lord...
[2024/07/07 15:19] Kylie: see that is my normal accuracy
[2024/07/07 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: It was nice knowing you all, by the way :)
[2024/07/07 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: just thought I'd get that in
[2024/07/07 15:19] Mecha: As he attacks I'm swinging my hammer at him
[2024/07/07 15:19] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flux?
[2024/07/07 15:19] Flux: I'm up top still but I could cast ventriloquism
[2024/07/07 15:20] Elsbeth: I am making my way out of the other cabin *very* carefully since no one responded
[2024/07/07 15:20] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm sure you could, if you think that'd help
[2024/07/07 15:20] Flux: I can say from behind the bugbear... "Team, look at this treasure under this floorboard. I bet they didn't even know!"
[2024/07/07 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: That happens :)
[2024/07/07 15:21] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bugbear takes a chop at Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:22] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 5
[2024/07/07 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: oh well, at least we're all rolling terrible
[2024/07/07 15:22] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elsbeth :)
[2024/07/07 15:22] Jassie: can I also say over to Elsbeth, "heyyy we gonna need some help over here..."
[2024/07/07 15:22] Elsbeth: I was making my way out of the other cabin since no one responded veeerry carefully so as not to sent any tripwires off and goes to see why no one responded
[2024/07/07 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: You see Mecha and the bugbear in melee. You can shoot or join the melee
[2024/07/07 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: or, do something completely out the box
[2024/07/07 15:23] Elsbeth: Shoot him with my crossbow
[2024/07/07 15:23] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 15:23] Elsbeth: Wait, can I hollar something instead?
[2024/07/07 15:24] Sonja Bikergrrl: if you think it'll help...
[2024/07/07 15:24] Jasmine Lane (sunjasmine): is online.
[2024/07/07 15:25] Elsbeth: Ooh Wow, I shout, Look at this fresh deer that I just killed! The blood is sooo fresh!
[2024/07/07 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: That gets a surprised "Hurr?" from the bugbear
[2024/07/07 15:25] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:26] Mecha: I'm swinging the hammer at him now that he is distracted.
[2024/07/07 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 15:26] D20: Mecha rolls 4
[2024/07/07 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me facepalms
[2024/07/07 15:26] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me face literally plants on the table top.
[2024/07/07 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire? Save the day.
[2024/07/07 15:27] Jassie: damn what is with these rolls
[2024/07/07 15:27] Sapphire: On it
[2024/07/07 15:27] Jassie: lol
[2024/07/07 15:27] Sapphire: We forgot to give the dice their snacrifice and now the dice are mad
[2024/07/07 15:27] Sonja Bikergrrl: So it would seem.
[2024/07/07 15:28] Jassie: this like Will Weaton dice curse lvl
[2024/07/07 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: I have faith in you, Sapphire
[2024/07/07 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: You can do it
[2024/07/07 15:28] Sapphire: Netty smirks, nocking an arrow and aiming it at the big hostiles face, loosing once she has a good shot.
[2024/07/07 15:28] D20: Sapphire rolls 8
[2024/07/07 15:28] Elsbeth: ROFL, you're not wrong Jassie
[2024/07/07 15:28] Sapphire: thats... a mediocre shot
[2024/07/07 15:28] Mecha: /me looks at Jassie in surprise."Someone else knows about that."
[2024/07/07 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: that's it
[2024/07/07 15:28] Sonja Bikergrrl: I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to go to law school.
[2024/07/07 15:29] Elsbeth: ROFL
[2024/07/07 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: And with that round of truely appalling rolls... back to Dina :)
[2024/07/07 15:29] Elsbeth: Games over, we all dead from a... a... bugbear
[2024/07/07 15:29] Sonja Bikergrrl: At least you weren't eaten by a grue.
[2024/07/07 15:29] Jassie: come onnnn! rolll well!
[2024/07/07 15:30] Sapphire: Do bugbears have compound eyes?
[2024/07/07 15:30] Elsbeth: Fair enough
[2024/07/07 15:31] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dina?
[2024/07/07 15:31] Jassie: (no tehy just a big hairy humanoid thingy)
[2024/07/07 15:32] Jassie: (hairy hobgoblins))
[2024/07/07 15:33] Jassie: guess we continuing if she's afk?
[2024/07/07 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: I'm sure she's preparing a ritual to get a 20
[2024/07/07 15:34] Dina: not afk
[2024/07/07 15:34] Elsbeth: Snackrifices in the oven
[2024/07/07 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 to shoot....
[2024/07/07 15:34] Dina: just has trouble with speed and language
[2024/07/07 15:34] Dina: firing crossbow again
[2024/07/07 15:34] D20: Dina rolls 13
[2024/07/07 15:34] Sonja Bikergrrl: Our lovely iKitten is from Korea :)
[2024/07/07 15:35] Elsbeth: I don't speak it but I speak fluid Google translate and love Korean dramas :)
[2024/07/07 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me sighs.... that was SO close... the quarrel hisses right past the bugbears face, missing by a mere fraction of an inch
[2024/07/07 15:35] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie
[2024/07/07 15:35] Jassie: oh hehe
[2024/07/07 15:36] Jassie: yes can i try to do an upward swing witgh the warhammer right at his balls?
[2024/07/07 15:36] D20: Jassie rolls 1
[2024/07/07 15:36] Jassie: HAHAHA!
[2024/07/07 15:36] Sonja Bikergrrl: Excuse me a moment
[2024/07/07 15:37] Elsbeth: *facepalms*
[2024/07/07 15:37] Jassie: yup, this is really dice curse
[2024/07/07 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me wanders off to find the whiskey bottle, pours a shot into a glass, and then starts chugging the bottle
[2024/07/07 15:37] Elsbeth: I didn't think we were supposed to be touch the DM's dice LOL
[2024/07/07 15:37] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20 again please
[2024/07/07 15:37] Dina: will always try
[2024/07/07 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: That's Jassie, 2nd roll of d20 :)
[2024/07/07 15:38] D20: Jassie rolls 4
[2024/07/07 15:38] D20: Flux rolls 17
[2024/07/07 15:38] Jassie: LOL 4...
[2024/07/07 15:38] Sonja Bikergrrl: well, you narrow miss slamming the war hammer into Mecha's privates....
[2024/07/07 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Probably just as well.
[2024/07/07 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie!
[2024/07/07 15:39] Jassie: I back off for a moment as i start apologizing profusely
[2024/07/07 15:39] Jassie: SORRYYY
[2024/07/07 15:39] Kylie: I'm going back to arrows and shooting one at the thing.
[2024/07/07 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 15:39] D20: Kylie rolls 1
[2024/07/07 15:39] Kylie: FFS!
[2024/07/07 15:39] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay, d20 again
[2024/07/07 15:39] D20: Kylie rolls 15
[2024/07/07 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: eessshhhh.... d6
[2024/07/07 15:40] D6: Kylie rolls 1
[2024/07/07 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: well... you shot Mecha.
[2024/07/07 15:40] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flux!
[2024/07/07 15:41] Flux: I'll go for the sling again
[2024/07/07 15:41] D20: Flux rolls 7
[2024/07/07 15:41] Sonja Bikergrrl: Maybe you could... idk... go door to door, selling potions?
[2024/07/07 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bugbear swipes at Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:42] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 17
[2024/07/07 15:42] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 2
[2024/07/07 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: A rather bad injury, Mecha is starting to look increasingly beat up.
[2024/07/07 15:42] Mecha: I would like to rage
[2024/07/07 15:42] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elsbeth :)
[2024/07/07 15:43] Elsbeth: Runs to help Mecha while shouting "Oh look an Elk is bleeding profusely on the ground!"
[2024/07/07 15:43] Sonja Bikergrrl: what are you doing precisely?
[2024/07/07 15:44] Elsbeth: I am running to help Mecha while shouting that an Elk is lying bleeding on the ground
[2024/07/07 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay.... that happens
[2024/07/07 15:44] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha, you said you want to ragequit?
[2024/07/07 15:44] Elsbeth: trying to distract the bugbear away from Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:45] Mecha: No not ragequit, just rage. On my turn I am going to try to tackle the bugbear and just ground and pount. generally pissed oof.
[2024/07/07 15:45] Mecha: *Off*
[2024/07/07 15:45] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 15:45] D20: Mecha rolls 20
[2024/07/07 15:45] Jassie: FINALLY
[2024/07/07 15:46] Kylie: Thats rage
[2024/07/07 15:46] Elsbeth: Yay!
[2024/07/07 15:46] Mecha: *also ground and pound, not pount*
[2024/07/07 15:46] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... d6
[2024/07/07 15:46] D6: Mecha rolls 1
[2024/07/07 15:46] Elsbeth: OH dear
[2024/07/07 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: A good solid punch to the face. Doesn't do much damage, sadly... but at least the bugbear got a bloody nose now.
[2024/07/07 15:47] Sonja Bikergrrl: Sapphire?
[2024/07/07 15:47] Mecha: On the plus side he should be prone from the tackle
[2024/07/07 15:47] Jassie: its something
[2024/07/07 15:48] Sapphire: Trying to land another arrow to make progress on this thing
[2024/07/07 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: it's a start... I won't tell you how many more to go
[2024/07/07 15:48] D20: Sapphire rolls 5
[2024/07/07 15:48] Sapphire: blah
[2024/07/07 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: o_o
[2024/07/07 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Round two over
[2024/07/07 15:48] Sonja Bikergrrl: Dina
[2024/07/07 15:49] Flux: We gots a hot date here shortly, just fyi
[2024/07/07 15:49] Sonja Bikergrrl: tell it to the dice, or, roll better :P
[2024/07/07 15:51] D20: Dina rolls 13
[2024/07/07 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: another just-missed miss :|
[2024/07/07 15:52] Sonja Bikergrrl: Jassie! You got this... right?
[2024/07/07 15:53] Jassie: i hope so
[2024/07/07 15:53] Jassie: lol
[2024/07/07 15:53] D20: Jassie rolls 10
[2024/07/07 15:53] Jassie: oh wait
[2024/07/07 15:53] Jassie: i have 1 spell slot
[2024/07/07 15:54] Jassie: can i just touch and cast a cure wounds on Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: roll d8
[2024/07/07 15:54] D8: Jassie rolls 2
[2024/07/07 15:54] Jassie: goddamnn
[2024/07/07 15:54] Jassie: even the D8 hates us
[2024/07/07 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me allows this, DESPITE having rolled an attack.... she's all heart, see?
[2024/07/07 15:54] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie :)
[2024/07/07 15:54] Jassie: thanksss
[2024/07/07 15:55] Elsbeth: I'm telling you, DMs curse
[2024/07/07 15:55] Jassie: 2 is better than nothing
[2024/07/07 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: I do, usually hell, damn, or bloody.
[2024/07/07 15:55] Sonja Bikergrrl: Kylie will end this trainwreck of terrible rolls :)
[2024/07/07 15:55] Kylie: I'm just stiiting down and eating a piece of fruit I found on the shrub, since i cant hit anything
[2024/07/07 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: I can feel it.....
[2024/07/07 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Or not.
[2024/07/07 15:56] Kylie: hope it isnt poisonous
[2024/07/07 15:56] Elsbeth: /me starts praying to my diety for a miracle.
[2024/07/07 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: /me just smiles
[2024/07/07 15:56] Sonja Bikergrrl: Flux?
[2024/07/07 15:57] Flux: In a rare show of faith, Flux closes his eyes, and trusts in Elsbeth's words. He fires blindly into the cabin
[2024/07/07 15:57] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 15:58] D20: Flux rolls 14
[2024/07/07 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: We have a hit!
[2024/07/07 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: d4
[2024/07/07 15:58] D4: Flux rolls 2
[2024/07/07 15:58] Flux: i'm helping!
[2024/07/07 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Death of a thousand cuts.
[2024/07/07 15:58] Flux: he says proudly
[2024/07/07 15:58] Sonja Bikergrrl: Bugbear hacks at Mecha
[2024/07/07 15:58] D20: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 15
[2024/07/07 15:58] D6: Sonja Bikergrrl rolls 1
[2024/07/07 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Why don't I just give you all bootlaces and let you all flog each other to deff
[2024/07/07 15:59] Sonja Bikergrrl: Elsbeth is next
[2024/07/07 16:00] Elsbeth: Fervently asks her diety to guide her crossbow true, aims, and fires, asking forgiveness for a lot of damage
[2024/07/07 16:00] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 16:00] D20: Elsbeth rolls 5
[2024/07/07 16:01] Elsbeth: /me *growls at the die*
[2024/07/07 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: why am I bothering with dice...
[2024/07/07 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: Mecha
[2024/07/07 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: let loose your wrath!
[2024/07/07 16:01] Elsbeth: Maybe my diety added 20 to my roll she says wishfully
[2024/07/07 16:01] Sonja Bikergrrl: you know, there's bob hope, and no hope :P
[2024/07/07 16:02] Mecha: okay. Still enraged. I pull the arrow out of me and try to stab the bugbear.
[2024/07/07 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: d20
[2024/07/07 16:02] D20: Mecha rolls 9
[2024/07/07 16:02] Mecha: *facepalm*
[2024/07/07 16:02] Sonja Bikergrrl: c'mon Sapphire.... c'mon! You got this, girl!
[2024/07/07 16:03] Sapphire: "Gaaaaah!" She charges, switching to her longsword for it's better attack rating, and slashes at the Bugbears leg
[2024/07/07 16:03] D20: Sapphire rolls 15
[2024/07/07 16:03] Sonja Bikergrrl: and Sapphire saves the day with a rule of cool attack!
[2024/07/07 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: d8
[2024/07/07 16:04] D8: Sapphire rolls 1
[2024/07/07 16:04] Sapphire: >.>
[2024/07/07 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: I need more whiskey.
[2024/07/07 16:04] Sonja Bikergrrl: Actually, congrats, your +2 to strength made that the best hit of all tonight.
[2024/07/07 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: okay... I'll suggest we call it there
[2024/07/07 16:05] Elsbeth: Thanks for the game, y'all
[2024/07/07 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: partly because the dice are sulking, but mostly because a date was mentioned
[2024/07/07 16:05] Mecha: Bugbear dead? Or does the battle continue.
[2024/07/07 16:05] Jassie: hahaha
[2024/07/07 16:05] Jassie: worst dice i've seen thus far
[2024/07/07 16:05] Sonja Bikergrrl: We can continue this train wreck next time :)
[2024/07/07 16:06] Flux: Yeah, we got a little thing to go to
[2024/07/07 16:06] Elsbeth: Night, everyone else
[2024/07/07 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: Totally agreed, Jassie
[2024/07/07 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: thanks for comiung
[2024/07/07 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: come next week
[2024/07/07 16:06] Elsbeth: My pleasure. Thanks for the invite.
[2024/07/07 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: you don't want to miss the ending of this :)
[2024/07/07 16:06] Flux: just IM and such
[2024/07/07 16:06] Elsbeth: Right now the outcome is going to be interesting
[2024/07/07 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: I have to turn in
[2024/07/07 16:06] Flux: hehe
[2024/07/07 16:06] Flux: thanks all
[2024/07/07 16:06] Sonja Bikergrrl: see you next time, Elsbeth?
[2024/07/07 16:06] Jassie: ok all, have a good night! thanks again!
[2024/07/07 16:07] Sonja Bikergrrl: 2pm Sunday, every week
[2024/07/07 16:07] Elsbeth: /me waves goodbye
[2024/07/07 16:07] Jassie: bye bye all
[2024/07/07 16:07] Mecha: Have a good night everyone :)
[2024/07/07 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: that was... quite something
[2024/07/07 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: never seen the like of it before
[2024/07/07 16:08] Sonja Bikergrrl: and hopefully, never will again :P